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with the advent of autonomous vehicles,  it's time we  have mobile bordellos ..  instead of uber or lyft we have fckme...     just make your selection in the app and your choice appears at your door for a fun filled ride...

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2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

with the advent of autonomous vehicles,  it's time we  have mobile bordellos ..  instead of uber or lyft we have fckme...     just make your selection in the app and your choice appears at your door for a fun filled ride...

Autonomouse sexe?  Ime am siurre that wille selle dependeng the MSRP.  I thouht we werre doing the "Teachers Behaveng Badley Reehab" cabelle TV showe?

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1 hour ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

with the advent of autonomous vehicles,  it's time we  have mobile bordellos ..  instead of uber or lyft we have fckme...     just make your selection in the app and your choice appears at your door for a fun filled ride...

Apparently you didn't see the thread about my brainchild of idea called sex island did you?

You do know that prostitution is illegal in how many states?  Now, you want to go to Canada, you could pull it off; however, it is not legal if there are pimps, brothels, or advertising involved.

 

 

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Just now, Snaggletooth said:

Autonomouse sexe?  Ime am siurre that wille selle dependeng the MSRP.  I thouht we werre doing the "Teachers Behaveng Badley Reehab" cabelle TV showe?

we'll use that as a fundraiser...   with that seed money we'll gofundme and i'm sure congress will come up with some funds for research..

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1 hour ago, nacradriver said:

Apparently you didn't see the thread about my brainchild of idea called sex island did you?

You do know that prostitution is illegal in how many states?  Now, you want to go to Canada, you could pull it off; however, it is not legal if there are pimps, brothels, or advertising involved.

 

 

You aren’t a pimp if you sell franchises bundled with the advertising and phone app.   There could also be a subscription based security service available in select markets.

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1 hour ago, nacradriver said:

Apparently you didn't see the thread about my brainchild of idea called sex island did you?

You do know that prostitution is illegal in how many states?  Now, you want to go to Canada, you could pull it off; however, it is not legal if there are pimps, brothels, or advertising involved.

 

 

So then,  Why not the sex robots?

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We would need to use blockchain for worker health tracking and accept coin (cryptocurrency) and then we could get VC money. 

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Just now, floating dutchman said:

So then,  Why not the sex robots?

then we wouldn't need autonomous vehicles..   but we could attach a fleshlight to a drone for the basic subscription..

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5 hours ago, nacradriver said:

Apparently you didn't see the thread about my brainchild of idea called sex island did you?

You do know that prostitution is illegal in how many states?  Now, you want to go to Canada, you could pull it off; however, it is not legal if there are pimps, brothels, or advertising involved.

But it seems there is a way to make his idea fully legal ...

When the lovely young lady or strapping fella appear at the door of the customer, they are also accompanied by an out-of-work Catholic priest or disgraced Megachurch Pastor, who then legally marry the professional and the customer with a prenup.

Then after the newlyweds sanctify their holy union, they receive an annulment under the laws of the State.

"Hey Trixie, how many times did you say you have been married and divorced? 6553?"

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as I poorly understand the law

a pure sex for cash deal is illegal both for the girl the customer and the agent [pimp]

BUT make a pornmovie and paying the girl , the agent and being the movie producer/male actor is perfectly legal in fla

even if the result is exactly the same acts [your state laws may be different] even a cheap camera or cell phone makes it legal

 

now I am not a lawyer nor did I sleep in fancy hotel last nite so proceed at your own risk

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On 11/12/2018 at 2:41 PM, bmiller said:

Pimping is not new.

Just saying

 

6 hours ago, nota said:

as I poorly understand the law

a pure sex for cash deal is illegal both for the girl the customer and the agent [pimp]

BUT make a pornmovie and paying the girl , the agent and being the movie producer/male actor is perfectly legal in fla

even if the result is exactly the same acts [your state laws may be different] even a cheap camera or cell phone makes it legal

 

now I am not a lawyer nor did I sleep in fancy hotel last nite so proceed at your own risk

According to Über, they are not a “Transportation” company, they are a “Technology” company.  Therefor, their drivers are not drivers and do not need commercial drivers licenses.  They are not “Employees”, and do not get benefits. They are just simple blokes that are “Sharing” a ride from your house to the airport for cash, but it’s not a “Taxi”. 

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On 11/12/2018 at 1:00 PM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

with the advent of autonomous vehicles,  it's time we  have mobile bordellos ..  instead of uber or lyft we have fckme...     just make your selection in the app and your choice appears at your door for a fun filled ride...

 An un-insurable business model

  A wreck at some time is inevitable, and Murphy will make sure there's a BJ in progress somewhere on the bus. Good idea sued into oblivion by a plaintiff,  named in court documents as "Les Johnson".   

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In Jersey it's only illegal if you get caught.

A much older woman and I, when I was in my early 20s, figured out how to turn our tourist town's historic places into brothels..... She was an insurance actuary, and had the numbers smarts to actually do it..... But of course..... We didn't.... But I bet we wished we did in the long run.....

 "George Washington slept here in 1774!"

"George Fredericks got his balls sucked off and came 5 times here in 1982!"

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