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2020 Democrat Presidential Field is Already Winnowing Itself

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1st Cory Booker gave himself his own nickname with his Spartacus comment. He’s toast!  Then we have Liz Warren’s DNA fiasco, which shows she’s less Cherokee than the average American, which tanks her chances.  This week we have Creepy Porn Lawyer getting arrested for felony assault of his girlfriend/ booty call.  Stick a fork in him, he’s done!  Then we have KKKamala Harris comparing ICE to the KKK while interrogating the incoming ICE nominee.  Most Americans aren’t goin’ to cotton to talk like that... Then Cali congressman Eric Swalwell tweets that the gov has nukes - which are legit - so gun owners should not try to fight an assault weapon ban.  

If the Dems keep up this pace, the only one left standing by the summer of 2020 will be the Human Gaffe Machine - aka Joe Biden

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Well, it's nice to see some focus on important things like nicknanes and Cherokee DNA.  Having half your campaign staff under indictment and making plea deals just pales in comparison. 

And since when was being a human gaffe machine a presidential disqualifier?   Have you heard Trump speak?

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SHHHH! Don't let the other dumbocrats know that you have figured it out.

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4 minutes ago, Nailing Malarkey Too said:

Pelosi 2020

Fingers crossed.

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4 hours ago, J28 said:

1st Cory Booker gave himself his own nickname with his Spartacus comment. He’s toast!  Then we have Liz Warren’s DNA fiasco, which shows she’s less Cherokee than the average American, which tanks her chances.  This week we have Creepy Porn Lawyer getting arrested for felony assault of his girlfriend/ booty call.  Stick a fork in him, he’s done!  Then we have KKKamala Harris comparing ICE to the KKK while interrogating the incoming ICE nominee.  Most Americans aren’t goin’ to cotton to talk like that... Then Cali congressman Eric Swalwell tweets that the gov has nukes - which are legit - so gun owners should not try to fight an assault weapon ban.  

If the Dems keep up this pace, the only one left standing by the summer of 2020 will be the Human Gaffe Machine - aka Joe Biden

Don't get too excited. Democrats have a deep bench of idiots. 

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43 minutes ago, Nailing Malarkey Too said:

Don't get too excited. Democrats have a deep bench of idiots. 

Paul Manafort says."Hi.". From behind glass. On a phone.

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8 minutes ago, benwynn said:

Paul Manafort says."Hi.". From behind glass. On a phone.

Orange doesn't suit him.

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3 hours ago, Ishmael said:

Orange doesn't suit him.

Trump would look great in an orange jumpsuit. He wouldn't be allowed his daily requirement of 3 cans of hairspray though. On the plus side, he's not likely to get raped in the showers. Not even the most depraved psychopathic lifer would go there...…….

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11 hours ago, Ishmael said:

Orange doesn't suit him.

On him it looks good. He calls it ostrich orange.

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To extend the metaphor, before a field can winnowed doesn't it half to be fully planted and nurtured for a time?

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5 minutes ago, Bristol-Cruiser said:

To extend the metaphor, before a field can winnowed doesn't it half to be fully planted and nurtured for a time?

much better to sow your opponents ground with salt then proclaim their lack of cultivation skill if what matters to you is your side winning.

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2 minutes ago, Mismoyled Jiblet. said:

much better to sow your opponents ground with salt then proclaim their lack of cultivation skill if what matters to you is your side winning.

I saw what you did there, well done. Hope the next guy does not mix a metaphor, I hate that.

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 Team R must be worried to start name calling this soon. Who in the GOP gives a shit about actually governing?

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1 minute ago, saxdog said:

 Team R must be worried to start name calling this soon. Who in the GOP gives a shit about actually governing?

they know it's effective as political strategy and they enjoy doing it.

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2 minutes ago, saxdog said:

 Who in the GOP gives a shit about actually governing?

No-one - it's all about the money.

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5 minutes ago, Sean said:

 

It seems the Republicans are doing a little winnowing as well. 

Seems the duopoly is winnowing. 

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On 11/17/2018 at 11:51 PM, Happy said:

Trump would look great in an orange jumpsuit. He wouldn't be allowed his daily requirement of 3 cans of hairspray though. On the plus side, he's not likely to get raped in the showers. Not even the most depraved psychopathic lifer would go there...…….

Oh, C'mon, there must be someone willing.

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13 minutes ago, badlatitude said:

Oh, C'mon, there must be someone willing.

They won't give Vlad visiting privileges.

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I don't think any of those folks were serious contenders, and it will end up being someone like Mark Warner, although I also think Biden has as good a chance as anyone at beating Trump and would not rule him out. Biden's lack of filter when speaking might actually work for him when debating Trump.  

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25 minutes ago, LenP said:

I don't think any of those folks were serious contenders, and it will end up being someone like Mark Warner, although I also think Biden has as good a chance as anyone at beating Trump and would not rule him out. Biden's lack of filter when speaking might actually work for him when debating Trump.  

For once I would NOT want a libertarian on the debate stage interrupting the gaffe-o-matic.

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On 11/17/2018 at 7:42 PM, Nailing Malarkey Too said:

Don't get too excited. Democrats have a deep bench of idiots. 

Jack prefers a thoughtful, compassionate, visionary leader who is above reproach and never stoops to the level of Democrats...

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What a f’n troll fest. 

There is a legit (for this neighborhood) post about how possible Dem candidates are self-districting.  The thread suddenly becomes a Trump bashing festival.  

Can you guys EVER have a negative conversation about a Dem?

FWIW J28 got it right.  And I truly hope the Dems find someone rational people can support!

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On 11/18/2018 at 9:37 AM, J28 said:

1st Cory Booker gave himself his own nickname with his Spartacus comment. He’s toast!  Then we have Liz Warren’s DNA fiasco, which shows she’s less Cherokee than the average American, which tanks her chances.  This week we have Creepy Porn Lawyer getting arrested for felony assault of his girlfriend/ booty call.  Stick a fork in him, he’s done!  Then we have KKKamala Harris comparing ICE to the KKK while interrogating the incoming ICE nominee.  Most Americans aren’t goin’ to cotton to talk like that... Then Cali congressman Eric Swalwell tweets that the gov has nukes - which are legit - so gun owners should not try to fight an assault weapon ban.  

If the Dems keep up this pace, the only one left standing by the summer of 2020 will be the Human Gaffe Machine - aka Joe Biden

Yeah you are right they are fucked. Nevertheless , not owning a J28 they can still look down on you.

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Here’s a handy list of potential Dem candidates from https://www.npr.org/2018/11/14/667126846/yes-its-almost-decision-time-for-2020-democratic-presidential-hopefuls

 Personally, I like Sherrod Brown.

Have at it -

Senators

Cory Booker of New Jersey

Sherrod Brown of Ohio

Kamala Harris of California

Kirsten Gillibrand of New York

Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota

Jeff Merkley of Oregon

Bernie Sanders of Vermont

Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts

Representatives

John Delaney of Maryland (declared)

Beto O'Rourke of Texas

Eric Swalwell of California

Governors

Steve Bullock of Montana

John Hickenlooper of Colorado

Jay Inslee of Washington

Terry McAuliffe of Virginia (former)

Deval Patrick of Massachusetts (former)

Others

Former Vice President Joe Biden

Businessman and former Mayor Michael Bloomberg, New York City

Attorney Michael Avenatti

Mayor Eric Garcetti, Los Angeles

State Sen. Richard Ojeda of West Virginia (declared)

Activist and philanthropist Tom Steyer

 

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Terry McAuliffe had some priorities that were different than my own while governor, but, was a grounded and pragmatic in approach.  The Ds could do worse - like Kamala-Harris, Booker or Bloomberg.  I think either of those would be a gift to the Rs. 

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FWIW I think Reps and Senators (unless they have had executive experience elsewhere) tend to make rather poor Presidents.

Thanks for the link & the list, Sean

-DSK

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4 hours ago, Sean said:

Here’s a handy list of potential Dem candidates from https://www.npr.org/2018/11/14/667126846/yes-its-almost-decision-time-for-2020-democratic-presidential-hopefuls

 Personally, I like Sherrod Brown.

Have at it -

Senators

Cory Booker of New Jersey

Sherrod Brown of Ohio

Kamala Harris of California

Kirsten Gillibrand of New York

Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota

Jeff Merkley of Oregon

Bernie Sanders of Vermont

Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts

Representatives

John Delaney of Maryland (declared)

Beto O'Rourke of Texas

Eric Swalwell of California

Governors

Steve Bullock of Montana

John Hickenlooper of Colorado

Jay Inslee of Washington

Terry McAuliffe of Virginia (former)

Deval Patrick of Massachusetts (former)

Others

Former Vice President Joe Biden

Businessman and former Mayor Michael Bloomberg, New York City

Attorney Michael Avenatti

Mayor Eric Garcetti, Los Angeles

State Sen. Richard Ojeda of West Virginia (declared)

Activist and philanthropist Tom Steyer

 

Somebody needs to stand up and show some leadership on national issues.  Not being Trump isn't going to hack it in the primaries because that's a level field.

 

 

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I'd add Adam Schiff who will have a bully pulpit in Jan. And he's smart. Right age too.

Biden has lost twice already. And he's so dumb, Rump will look like a stable genius. Wrong age too.

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2 hours ago, Steam Flyer said:

FWIW I think Reps and Senators (unless they have had executive experience elsewhere) tend to make rather poor Presidents.

Thanks for the link & the list, Sean

-DSK

SF, I don't often agree with you, but I do WRT Senators and Reps not being the best candidates.

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I don't know why Biden keeps getting dismissed. He would have won last time around, hands down. No way Trump beats him in the rust belt states that swung the election. In any case, I do suspect Mark Warner will be in the mix at some point. 

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6 minutes ago, Blue Crab said:

I'd add Adam Schiff who will have a bully pulpit in Jan. And he's smart. Right age too.

Biden has lost twice already. And he's so dumb, Rump will look like a stable genius. Wrong age too.

Dittos on Adam Schiff, he used the House Intel Committee hearings on Rooski collusion to get tons of face time on the cable nets.

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Adding to my original list of non-starters are Kirsten Gillibrand (the Franken affair doomed her) and Bernie (too old, he had his chance and his star has faded).  On the other hand, Sean's list left out the biggest dog in the hunt - Hillary!

I've heard some good things about Garcetti, but the current state of homelessness in LA is gonna take a whole lot of 'slainin' for him to do to get past it.

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On 11/27/2018 at 8:31 AM, Sean said:

Here’s a handy list of potential Dem candidates from https://www.npr.org/2018/11/14/667126846/yes-its-almost-decision-time-for-2020-democratic-presidential-hopefuls

 Personally, I like Sherrod Brown.

Have at it -

Senators

Cory Booker of New Jersey

Sherrod Brown of Ohio

Kamala Harris of California

Kirsten Gillibrand of New York

Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota

Jeff Merkley of Oregon

Bernie Sanders of Vermont

Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts

Representatives

John Delaney of Maryland (declared)

Beto O'Rourke of Texas

Eric Swalwell of California

Governors

Steve Bullock of Montana

John Hickenlooper of Colorado

Jay Inslee of Washington

Terry McAuliffe of Virginia (former)

Deval Patrick of Massachusetts (former)

Others

Former Vice President Joe Biden

Businessman and former Mayor Michael Bloomberg, New York City

Attorney Michael Avenatti

Mayor Eric Garcetti, Los Angeles

State Sen. Richard Ojeda of West Virginia (declared)

Activist and philanthropist Tom Steyer

 

Couple of updates to Sean’s list based on recent announcements:

Deval Patrick has announced he will not be running for president

Michael Avenatti has announced (surprise) he will not be running for president.  Additonally he has to immediately give over his Ferrari and luxury watch collection as a part of his divorce settlement.

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On 11/27/2018 at 10:42 AM, Blue Crab said:

Biden has lost twice already. And he's so dumb, Rump will look like a stable genius. Wrong age too.

Well, he's a fuck of a lot smarter than you.

So there's that.

And he still owns a C2 Corvette he bought new.

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On 11/27/2018 at 11:00 AM, J28 said:

 

I've heard some good things about Garcetti, but the current state of homelessness in LA is gonna take a whole lot of 'slainin' for him to do to get past it.

Garcetti has more than just the homeless issue... 

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On ‎11‎/‎17‎/‎2018 at 8:59 PM, benwynn said:

Well, it's nice to see some focus on important things like nicknanes and Cherokee DNA.  Having half your campaign staff under indictment and making plea deals just pales in comparison. 

And since when was being a human gaffe machine a presidential disqualifier?   Have you heard Trump speak?

It will b e MOST enjoyable to see the DNC (behind the scenes) put forth Biden for 2020

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On ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 7:31 AM, Sean said:

Here’s a handy list of potential Dem candidates from https://www.npr.org/2018/11/14/667126846/yes-its-almost-decision-time-for-2020-democratic-presidential-hopefuls

 Personally, I like Sherrod Brown.

Have at it -

Senators

Cory Booker of New Jersey

Sherrod Brown of Ohio

Kamala Harris of California

Kirsten Gillibrand of New York

Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota

Jeff Merkley of Oregon

Bernie Sanders of Vermont

Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts

Representatives

John Delaney of Maryland (declared)

Beto O'Rourke of Texas

Eric Swalwell of California

Governors

Steve Bullock of Montana

John Hickenlooper of Colorado

Jay Inslee of Washington

Terry McAuliffe of Virginia (former)

Deval Patrick of Massachusetts (former)

Others

Former Vice President Joe Biden

Businessman and former Mayor Michael Bloomberg, New York City

Attorney Michael Avenatti

Mayor Eric Garcetti, Los Angeles

State Sen. Richard Ojeda of West Virginia (declared)

Activist and philanthropist Tom Steyer

 

A list of panty waists, how about some serious contenders???

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Holder is gonna throw his hat into the ring eventually.  Watch out for Hick...  He is sneaky smart.  No one ever thought the dorky brewer could win a thing in the beginning.  Well, lookie lookie he is now a 2 term gov..  ;)

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Chris Murphy.

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15 minutes ago, warbird said:

Well,     Trump, 

You "Like" Trump? Seriously?

Honestly and deep down in your soul, you "like" Trump?

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16 minutes ago, warbird said:

Well,     Trump, 

Yeah, I'd pick Trump for top pantywaste.

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1 hour ago, warbird said:

Well,     Trump, 

They really don't come any more clueless than you.

Often equaled but never exceeded.

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10 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Well, he's a fuck of a lot smarter than you.

So there's that.

And he still owns a C2 Corvette he bought new.

Oh yeah, that's the sloop we all love.

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12 hours ago, warbird said:

It will b e MOST enjoyable to see the DNC (behind the scenes) put forth Biden for 2020

What playground grade name do you suppose Trump will come up with for him?

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17 minutes ago, benwynn said:

What playground grade name do you suppose Trump will come up with for him?

Seems pretty obvious....

Human Gaffe Machine 

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11 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:

You "Like" Trump? Seriously?

Honestly and deep down in your soul, you "like" Trump?

Like Trump as a contender,  yes.  In another 18 months, on the campaign trail, he will have a laundry list of successes in trade, jobs, foreign policy. He will be able to point out that he has been investigated and found to be innocent  of all those silly allegations. He will be able to point out that the house Dems prevented health care reform as ACA swirled swirled down the toilet.He will point out that house Dems prevented further tax reform. Etc etc. Like it or not that is a pretty probable campaign.:D

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56 minutes ago, benwynn said:

What playground grade name do you suppose Trump will come up with for him?

How about “Handsy”...

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Just now, J28 said:

How about “Handsy”...

Never mind.  He already has three:

 

Nickname Personal name Notes
1 Percent Biden[9] Joe Biden 47th Vice President of the United States, former U.S. Senator from Delaware, former Chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee
Crazy Joe Biden[10]
Sleepy Joe[10]
Little Michael Bloomberg[11] Michael Bloomberg Businessman, engineer, author, politician, philanthropist and 108th Mayor of New York City
Da Nang Richard[12] Richard Blumenthal U.S. Senator from Connecticut
Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown[13][a] Jerry Brown 34th and 39th Governor of California, 31st Attorney General of California, former Secretary of State of California, 6th Chair of the California Democratic Party
Bush Original[14] George H. W. Bush 41st President of the United States, 43rd Vice President of the United States
Low Energy Jeb[1] Jeb Bush 43rd Governor of Florida, 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Sleepin' Bob Casey[15] Bob Casey U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania
Wild Bill[16] Bill Clinton 42nd President of the United States, 40th and 42nd Governor of Arkansas, 50th Attorney General of Arkansas, former Chair of the National Governors Association
America's Angela Merkel[17] Hillary Clinton Former First Lady of Arkansas, First Lady of the United States, former U.S. Senator from New York, former U.S. Secretary of State, 2016 Democratic presidential nominee
Crooked Hillary[1][18]
Heartless Hillary[19][20][21]
Lyin' Hillary[22][23]
Nasty woman[24]
Leakin' James Comey[25] James Comey Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation fired by Trump, former United States Deputy Attorney General, former United States Acting Attorney General
Sanctimonious James Comey[26]
Lying James Comey[27]
Slimeball James Comey[28]
Slippery James Comey[16]
Shady James Comey[29]
Liddle' Bob Corker[1] Bob Corker U.S. Senator from Tennessee, Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee
Lyin' Ted[1] Ted Cruz Former Solicitor General of Texas, U.S. Senator from Texas, 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Texas Ted[30]
Beautiful Ted[30]
Hightax Andrew Cuomo[31] Andrew Cuomo 56th Governor of New York
Sleepin' Joe[32] Joe Donnelly U.S. Senator from Indiana
Dicky Durbin[33] Dick Durbin U.S. Senator from Illinois, Senate Minority Whip and Deputy Senate Democratic Leader
Sneaky Dianne Feinstein[34] Dianne Feinstein U.S. Senator from California, former Chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, 38th Mayor of San Francisco
Leaking Dianne Feinstein[35]
Jeff Flakey[36] Jeff Flake U.S. Senator from Arizona
Rejected Senator Jeff Flake[37]
Al Frankenstien [sic][38] Al Franken Former U.S. Senator from Minnesota
Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand[39] Kirsten Gillibrand Junior United States Senator from New York
Puppet Jones[40][41] Doug Jones U.S. Senator from Alabama
Total stiff[42] Tim Kaine U.S. Senator from Virginia, Democratic nominee for vice president in 2016
1 for 38 / 1 for 41 / 1 for 44[1][43]
John Kasich 69th Governor of Ohio, 2016 Republican presidential candidate, former U.S. Representative from Ohio's 12th district. Lamb the Sham[44] Conor Lamb Member of the House of Representatives from Pennsylvania Honest Abe[45][c] Abraham Lincoln 16th President of the United States Wacky Omarosa[46] /
Wacky and Deranged Omarosa[47] Omarosa Manigault Former The Apprentice contestant and White House Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison. That dog[47] Mad dog / Moderate dog[48] James Mattis Secretary of Defense McMuffin[49][50] Evan McMullin Former CIA Operations Officer, 2016 Independent presidential candidate Cheatin' Obama[51][33] Barack Obama 44th President of the United States, former U.S. Senator from Illinois, former Illinois State Senator High Tax, High Crime Nancy Pelosi[52] Nancy Pelosi U.S. House Minority Leader of the United States House of Representatives MS-13 Lover Nancy Pelosi[53] Wacky Jacky[54] Jacky Rosen U.S. Representative from Nevada's 3rd, candidate for U.S. Senate in Nevada Mr. Peepers[55] (denied by Trump)[56] Rod Rosenstein United States Deputy Attorney General Little Marco[1] Marco Rubio U.S. Senator from Florida, 2016 Republican presidential candidate, former Speaker of the Florida House of Representatives Crazy Bernie[1] Bernie Sanders U.S. Senator from Vermont, 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Little/Liddle Adam Schiff/Schitt[1][57] Adam Schiff U.S. Representative for California's 28th congressional district Sleazy Adam Schiff[58] Cryin' Chuck[1] Chuck Schumer U.S. Senator from New York, Senate Minority Leader, former Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from New York Fake Tears Chuck Schumer[1][43] Head Clown Chuck Schumer[59] High Tax Schumer[60] Mr. Magoo[55] (denied by Trump)[56] Jeff Sessions Former United States Attorney General, former U.S. Senator from Alabama, former Attorney General of Alabama Big Luther[61][d] Luther Strange U.S. Senator from Alabama, 47th Attorney General of Alabama Goofy Elizabeth Warren[62][63][19] Elizabeth Warren U.S. Senator from Massachusetts, former Chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel Pocahontas[1][64] The Indian[65] Crazy Maxine Waters[66] Maxine Waters U.S. Representative for California's 43rd congressional district Low-IQ Maxine Waters[67] Wacky Congresswoman Wilson[1] Frederica Wilson U.S. Representative for Florida's 24th congressional district

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On 11/17/2018 at 7:35 PM, Not guilty said:

Fingers crossed.

We’ll have to wait a few weeks for that- otherwise it’s President Ryan.  :o

Can you imagine what Ryan would look like after 4 years of the presidency?

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14 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Well, he's a fuck of a lot smarter than you.

So there's that.

And he still owns a C2 Corvette he bought new.

He had a Firebird too, didn’t he?

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14 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Well, he's a fuck of a lot smarter than you.

So there's that.

And he still owns a C2 Corvette he bought new.

He had a Firebird too, didn’t he?

Edit:nope- he wanted one.

https://jalopnik.com/5837767/joe-biden-has-a-1967-corvette-that-hes-not-allowed-to-drive

but Joe could go toe to toe with Putin-  :lol:  ^^^^^^^^

......or belly to belly-  that would be an interesting challenge to Trump-  wash your favorite car, no shirt......

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On 11/18/2018 at 8:13 AM, Bristol-Cruiser said:

I saw what you did there, well done. Hope the next guy does not mix a metaphor, I hate that.

Metaphors live to be mixed-  it’s the evolutionary adaptation of  online language -  an example?  

“A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.”  

It’s like the speed of light.  ;)

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On 11/18/2018 at 8:13 AM, Bristol-Cruiser said:

I saw what you did there, well done. Hope the next guy does not mix a metaphor, I hate that.

I ‘liked’ that, get it? wink wink, nudge nudge

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50 minutes ago, benwynn said:

Never mind.  He already has three:

 

Nickname Personal name Notes
1 Percent Biden[9] Joe Biden 47th Vice President of the United States, former U.S. Senator from Delaware, former Chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee
Crazy Joe Biden[10]
Sleepy Joe[10]
Little Michael Bloomberg[11] Michael Bloomberg Businessman, engineer, author, politician, philanthropist and 108th Mayor of New York City
Da Nang Richard[12] Richard Blumenthal U.S. Senator from Connecticut
Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown[13][a] Jerry Brown 34th and 39th Governor of California, 31st Attorney General of California, former Secretary of State of California, 6th Chair of the California Democratic Party
Bush Original[14] George H. W. Bush 41st President of the United States, 43rd Vice President of the United States
Low Energy Jeb[1] Jeb Bush 43rd Governor of Florida, 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Sleepin' Bob Casey[15] Bob Casey U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania
Wild Bill[16] Bill Clinton 42nd President of the United States, 40th and 42nd Governor of Arkansas, 50th Attorney General of Arkansas, former Chair of the National Governors Association
America's Angela Merkel[17] Hillary Clinton Former First Lady of Arkansas, First Lady of the United States, former U.S. Senator from New York, former U.S. Secretary of State, 2016 Democratic presidential nominee
Crooked Hillary[1][18]
Heartless Hillary[19][20][21]
Lyin' Hillary[22][23]
Nasty woman[24]
Leakin' James Comey[25] James Comey Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation fired by Trump, former United States Deputy Attorney General, former United States Acting Attorney General
Sanctimonious James Comey[26]
Lying James Comey[27]
Slimeball James Comey[28]
Slippery James Comey[16]
Shady James Comey[29]
Liddle' Bob Corker[1] Bob Corker U.S. Senator from Tennessee, Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee
Lyin' Ted[1] Ted Cruz Former Solicitor General of Texas, U.S. Senator from Texas, 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Texas Ted[30]
Beautiful Ted[30]
Hightax Andrew Cuomo[31] Andrew Cuomo 56th Governor of New York
Sleepin' Joe[32] Joe Donnelly U.S. Senator from Indiana
Dicky Durbin[33] Dick Durbin U.S. Senator from Illinois, Senate Minority Whip and Deputy Senate Democratic Leader
Sneaky Dianne Feinstein[34] Dianne Feinstein U.S. Senator from California, former Chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, 38th Mayor of San Francisco
Leaking Dianne Feinstein[35]
Jeff Flakey[36] Jeff Flake U.S. Senator from Arizona
Rejected Senator Jeff Flake[37]
Al Frankenstien [sic][38] Al Franken Former U.S. Senator from Minnesota
Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand[39] Kirsten Gillibrand Junior United States Senator from New York
Puppet Jones[40][41] Doug Jones U.S. Senator from Alabama
Total stiff[42] Tim Kaine U.S. Senator from Virginia, Democratic nominee for vice president in 2016
1 for 38 / 1 for 41 / 1 for 44[1][43]

John Kasich 69th Governor of Ohio, 2016 Republican presidential candidate, former U.S. Representative from Ohio's 12th district. Lamb the Sham[44] Conor Lamb Member of the House of Representatives from Pennsylvania Honest Abe[45][c] Abraham Lincoln 16th President of the United States Wacky Omarosa[46] /
Wacky and Deranged Omarosa[47] Omarosa Manigault Former The Apprentice contestant and White House Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison. That dog[47] Mad dog / Moderate dog[48] James Mattis Secretary of Defense McMuffin[49][50] Evan McMullin Former CIA Operations Officer, 2016 Independent presidential candidate Cheatin' Obama[51][33] Barack Obama 44th President of the United States, former U.S. Senator from Illinois, former Illinois State Senator High Tax, High Crime Nancy Pelosi[52] Nancy Pelosi U.S. House Minority Leader of the United States House of Representatives MS-13 Lover Nancy Pelosi[53] Wacky Jacky[54] Jacky Rosen U.S. Representative from Nevada's 3rd, candidate for U.S. Senate in Nevada Mr. Peepers[55] (denied by Trump)[56] Rod Rosenstein United States Deputy Attorney General Little Marco[1] Marco Rubio U.S. Senator from Florida, 2016 Republican presidential candidate, former Speaker of the Florida House of Representatives Crazy Bernie[1] Bernie Sanders U.S. Senator from Vermont, 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Little/Liddle Adam Schiff/Schitt[1][57] Adam Schiff U.S. Representative for California's 28th congressional district Sleazy Adam Schiff[58] Cryin' Chuck[1] Chuck Schumer U.S. Senator from New York, Senate Minority Leader, former Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from New York Fake Tears Chuck Schumer[1][43] Head Clown Chuck Schumer[59] High Tax Schumer[60] Mr. Magoo[55] (denied by Trump)[56] Jeff Sessions Former United States Attorney General, former U.S. Senator from Alabama, former Attorney General of Alabama Big Luther[61][d] Luther Strange U.S. Senator from Alabama, 47th Attorney General of Alabama Goofy Elizabeth Warren[62][63][19] Elizabeth Warren U.S. Senator from Massachusetts, former Chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel Pocahontas[1][64] The Indian[65] Crazy Maxine Waters[66] Maxine Waters U.S. Representative for California's 43rd congressional district Low-IQ Maxine Waters[67] Wacky Congresswoman Wilson[1] Frederica Wilson U.S. Representative for Florida's 24th congressional district

Trump the Stump?

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51 minutes ago, benwynn said:

Never mind.  He already has three:

 

Nickname Personal name Notes
1 Percent Biden[9] Joe Biden 47th Vice President of the United States, former U.S. Senator from Delaware, former Chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee
Crazy Joe Biden[10]
Sleepy Joe[10]
Little Michael Bloomberg[11] Michael Bloomberg Businessman, engineer, author, politician, philanthropist and 108th Mayor of New York City
Da Nang Richard[12] Richard Blumenthal U.S. Senator from Connecticut
Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown[13][a] Jerry Brown 34th and 39th Governor of California, 31st Attorney General of California, former Secretary of State of California, 6th Chair of the California Democratic Party
Bush Original[14] George H. W. Bush 41st President of the United States, 43rd Vice President of the United States
Low Energy Jeb[1] Jeb Bush 43rd Governor of Florida, 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Sleepin' Bob Casey[15] Bob Casey U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania
Wild Bill[16] Bill Clinton 42nd President of the United States, 40th and 42nd Governor of Arkansas, 50th Attorney General of Arkansas, former Chair of the National Governors Association
America's Angela Merkel[17] Hillary Clinton Former First Lady of Arkansas, First Lady of the United States, former U.S. Senator from New York, former U.S. Secretary of State, 2016 Democratic presidential nominee
Crooked Hillary[1][18]
Heartless Hillary[19][20][21]
Lyin' Hillary[22][23]
Nasty woman[24]
Leakin' James Comey[25] James Comey Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation fired by Trump, former United States Deputy Attorney General, former United States Acting Attorney General
Sanctimonious James Comey[26]
Lying James Comey[27]
Slimeball James Comey[28]
Slippery James Comey[16]
Shady James Comey[29]
Liddle' Bob Corker[1] Bob Corker U.S. Senator from Tennessee, Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee
Lyin' Ted[1] Ted Cruz Former Solicitor General of Texas, U.S. Senator from Texas, 2016 Republican presidential candidate
Texas Ted[30]
Beautiful Ted[30]
Hightax Andrew Cuomo[31] Andrew Cuomo 56th Governor of New York
Sleepin' Joe[32] Joe Donnelly U.S. Senator from Indiana
Dicky Durbin[33] Dick Durbin U.S. Senator from Illinois, Senate Minority Whip and Deputy Senate Democratic Leader
Sneaky Dianne Feinstein[34] Dianne Feinstein U.S. Senator from California, former Chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, 38th Mayor of San Francisco
Leaking Dianne Feinstein[35]
Jeff Flakey[36] Jeff Flake U.S. Senator from Arizona
Rejected Senator Jeff Flake[37]
Al Frankenstien [sic][38] Al Franken Former U.S. Senator from Minnesota
Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand[39] Kirsten Gillibrand Junior United States Senator from New York
Puppet Jones[40][41] Doug Jones U.S. Senator from Alabama
Total stiff[42] Tim Kaine U.S. Senator from Virginia, Democratic nominee for vice president in 2016
1 for 38 / 1 for 41 / 1 for 44[1][43]

John Kasich 69th Governor of Ohio, 2016 Republican presidential candidate, former U.S. Representative from Ohio's 12th district. Lamb the Sham[44] Conor Lamb Member of the House of Representatives from Pennsylvania Honest Abe[45][c] Abraham Lincoln 16th President of the United States Wacky Omarosa[46] /
Wacky and Deranged Omarosa[47] Omarosa Manigault Former The Apprentice contestant and White House Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison. That dog[47] Mad dog / Moderate dog[48] James Mattis Secretary of Defense McMuffin[49][50] Evan McMullin Former CIA Operations Officer, 2016 Independent presidential candidate Cheatin' Obama[51][33] Barack Obama 44th President of the United States, former U.S. Senator from Illinois, former Illinois State Senator High Tax, High Crime Nancy Pelosi[52] Nancy Pelosi U.S. House Minority Leader of the United States House of Representatives MS-13 Lover Nancy Pelosi[53] Wacky Jacky[54] Jacky Rosen U.S. Representative from Nevada's 3rd, candidate for U.S. Senate in Nevada Mr. Peepers[55] (denied by Trump)[56] Rod Rosenstein United States Deputy Attorney General Little Marco[1] Marco Rubio U.S. Senator from Florida, 2016 Republican presidential candidate, former Speaker of the Florida House of Representatives Crazy Bernie[1] Bernie Sanders U.S. Senator from Vermont, 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Little/Liddle Adam Schiff/Schitt[1][57] Adam Schiff U.S. Representative for California's 28th congressional district Sleazy Adam Schiff[58] Cryin' Chuck[1] Chuck Schumer U.S. Senator from New York, Senate Minority Leader, former Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from New York Fake Tears Chuck Schumer[1][43] Head Clown Chuck Schumer[59] High Tax Schumer[60] Mr. Magoo[55] (denied by Trump)[56] Jeff Sessions Former United States Attorney General, former U.S. Senator from Alabama, former Attorney General of Alabama Big Luther[61][d] Luther Strange U.S. Senator from Alabama, 47th Attorney General of Alabama Goofy Elizabeth Warren[62][63][19] Elizabeth Warren U.S. Senator from Massachusetts, former Chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel Pocahontas[1][64] The Indian[65] Crazy Maxine Waters[66] Maxine Waters U.S. Representative for California's 43rd congressional district Low-IQ Maxine Waters[67] Wacky Congresswoman Wilson[1] Frederica Wilson U.S. Representative for Florida's 24th congressional district

Nope.  Still like "Handsy".  It really captures his creepy behavior towards women of all ages.

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9 minutes ago, J28 said:

Nope.  Still like "Handsy".  It really captures his creepy behavior towards women of all ages.

How about the time Biden bragged about grabbing women by the pussy.   Good times, eh?

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10 minutes ago, benwynn said:

How about the time Biden bragged about grabbing women by the pussy.   Good times, eh?

Even better is when you have lots of video of Creepy Joe being creepy.  Of course, since he's a member of the Party of Women, he'll get a pass.  Good times indeed!

 

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6 minutes ago, J28 said:

Even better is when you have lots of video of Creepy Joe being creepy.  Of course, since he's a member of the Party of Women, he'll get a pass.  Good times indeed!

 

But specifically, how about the time Biden bragged about grabbing women by the pussy?   What do you think about that?

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4 minutes ago, Mismoyled Jiblet. said:

How about the time biden's wife accused him of raping her? Or the time Biden was fucking porn stars while his wife was pregnant? The time Biden said he'd fuck his daughter?

That sounds really creepy.  Given that @J28 now appears to now be PA's beacon of hope against misogyny,  I look forward his morally superior take on these incidents specifically.

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I don't remember that.  It must have been on a tape that WASN'T released to the press just before an election.  You know when guys are handsy like the Creepster is in public, they say all kinds of things in private when there aren't cameras around.  It's a big fucking deal.

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Just now, J28 said:

I don't remember that....

I didn't think so. 

Say...  When you get around to it, could you also duck the questions asked in post #65?   

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I don't see Biden as much different than Kavanaugh and Joe did plenty on camera ... imagine him as a college "man." 

Is this really a partisan issue? 

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4 minutes ago, Blue Crab said:

I don't see Biden as much different than Kavanaugh and Joe did plenty on camera ... imagine him as a college "man." 

Is this really a partisan issue? 

Now I'm interested. In what ways is Biden similar to Kavanaugh?

-DSK

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14 minutes ago, benwynn said:

I didn't think so. 

Say...  When you get around to it, could you also duck the questions asked in post #65?   

Uh, I think he has?  ;)

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8 minutes ago, Amati said:

Uh, I think he has?  ;)

He may have left the building.  If anyone sees him return, could they please tell him that I left his balls at the concierge desk?

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