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Ten, Yes, Ten People Are Vying To Be Trump's Chief of Staff LOL

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But do Kid Rock, Kanye, and James Woods really count?

 

Fake News has it purposely wrong. Many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position. Why wouldn’t someone want one of the truly great and meaningful jobs in Washington. Please report news correctly. Thank you!

 
 
 



 

Fake News has it purposely wrong. Many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position. Why wouldn’t someone want one of the truly great and meaningful jobs in Washington. Please report news correctly. Thank you!

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Nope, I don't want it. 

How about you folks?

Normal babysitting gig. Long hours, low pay.

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4 minutes ago, Raz'r said:

Nope, I don't want it. 

How about you folks?

Normal babysitting gig. Long hours, low pay.

Not to mention professional suicide.

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Just now, badlatitude said:

But, but, we can hire them publicly!

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No idea who most of those bozos are, but Dennis Rodman has International Diplomatic experience.

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5 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

No idea who most of those bozos are, but Dennis Rodman has International Diplomatic experience.

Omarosa and Gary Busey or Kid Rock would be perfect.

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every new hire should be a constitutional lawyer.  even if they're just manning (personing?) the phones

he's gonna need them

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22 minutes ago, badlatitude said:

But do Kid Rock, Kanye, and James Woods really count?

 

Fake News has it purposely wrong. Many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position. Why wouldn’t someone want one of the truly great and meaningful jobs in Washington. Please report news correctly. Thank you!

 
 
 



 

Fake News has it purposely wrong. Many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position. Why wouldn’t someone want one of the truly great and meaningful jobs in Washington. Please report news correctly. Thank you!

He had to lower the age requirement to 10 just to get "many."

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23 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:
24 minutes ago, badlatitude said:

But, but, we can hire them publicly!

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No idea who most of those bozos are, but Dennis Rodman has International Diplomatic experience.

I may be wrong, but I think I see the following folks in that photo -

Omarossa, one of the Kardashian brood, Dennis Rodman, Penn Jillette, Gary Busey, Bret Michaels, Dee Snider, and Marilu Henner.

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So who is actually in the running? Anybody of character, or just Trumps personal picks? 

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Even Trump must be running out of stooges the rate he’s been hiring and firing 

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It will be someone from Faux newz

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10 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

I may be wrong, but I think I see the following folks in that photo -

Omarossa, one of the Kardashian brood, Dennis Rodman, Penn Jillette, Gary Busey, Bret Michaels, Dee Snider, and Marilu Henner.

Billy Baldwin and Janet Jackson

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15 minutes ago, mad said:

So who is actually in the running? Anybody of character, or just Trumps personal picks? 

Ted Nugent

 

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53 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

No idea who most of those bozos are, but Dennis Rodman has International Diplomatic experience.

I think Omarossa is on the far left.  Rodman for Ambassador to the Norks!

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I only know of these three.

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Who are the other seven?

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19 minutes ago, hermetic said:

dwarfs?

Dopey and Grumpy for certain.

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1 minute ago, badlatitude said:

Isn't our Grumpy both?

Two for the price of one, bargain!

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I'm thinkin' Eric could use a job.......

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47 minutes ago, Mrleft8 said:

I'm thinkin' Eric could use a job.......

I think he's more suited to Court Jester.

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Dee Snider   haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa 

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I'd do it. All care no responsibility. It would be a cushy job. You've got a plane on call, plenty of accommodation. Your boss is always playing golf. How hard can it be?

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15 minutes ago, Ease the sheet. said:

I'd do it. All care no responsibility. It would be a cushy job. You've got a plane on call, plenty of accommodation. Your boss is always playing golf. How hard can it be?

Me too! Hell the residual benefits would be worth it even for two years in Trump hell.

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3 hours ago, dacapo said:

Dee Snider   haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa 

I did like it when he testified on Capital Hill, opposing Tipper Gore's efforts to censor lyrics.

 

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It's like trying to hire an engineer to drive a train that's half off the rails.

Oh yeah... They're lining up.

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There are several posters in this place who should apply. 

Being able to obfuscate, dismiss, excuse, and deflect are the only requirements. 

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18 hours ago, dacapo said:

Dee Snider   haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa 

Don't hate on Dee. He was a great front man.

-DSK

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Just now, Steam Flyer said:

Don't hate on Dee. He was a great front man.

-DSK

I love Dee....was a yuuuuge Twisted Sister fan...went to 5-6 shows 

 

I got to Meet JJ French  when I was a young teen and he gave me a guitar lesson.

 

But...Chief of Staff?  Haaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa B)

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Stormy. Let her work off that fee award. It’s either that or two romps in the sack. Making her CoS would get more than ten minutes of labor out of her, so it’s a better deal. 

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Chief of Staff would be a good name for a porno. Let's see. Stormy would have to have staff meetings,  She'd have to meet with the Joint Chiefs of Staff. ... She'd probably have to call someone on the carpet. Maybe her military advisor would be Colonel Angus. Lots of possibilities. Maybe even squeeze Putin in there.

Of course she'd have to have a meeting with Mike Pence. Alone.

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Can foreigners apply? I think it would be a fun gig for a time and would provide a good opportunity for a book after I was fired, which might take a month or so.

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40 minutes ago, dacapo said:

I love Dee....was a yuuuuge Twisted Sister fan...went to 5-6 shows 

 

I got to Meet JJ French  when I was a young teen and he gave me a guitar lesson.

 

But...Chief of Staff?  Haaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa B)

He's too smart to take the job anyway. I hope he's comfortably enjoying his retirement

-DSK

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26 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

He's too smart to take the job anyway. I hope he's comfortably enjoying his retirement

-DSK

he's still touring

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20 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:

I'm thinkin' Eric could use a job.......

ding ding

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22 minutes ago, hermetic said:
49 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

He's too smart to take the job anyway. I hope he's comfortably enjoying his retirement

-DSK

he's still touring

Really? I haven't seen any publicity..... haven't looked for it either, truth be told...... so now I have something to look forward to

-DSK

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5 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

So the rats won't even board the ship in the first place anymore.

Going to be fascinating to see how Trump spins this.  What does it say about Trump and the current administration when you have to go five and six deep in order to fill an important position in your administration.

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Well, there are a limited number of "Best People" out there.

He's just being discriminating in his choices.

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24 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

So the rats won't even board the ship in the first place anymore.

I think his religious precepts prevent him from being alone with Mike Pence.

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1 minute ago, Olsonist said:

I think his religious precepts prevent him from being alone with Mike Pence.

:D:lol::o

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Just now, benwynn said:

Wow. He's a fucking lunatic and would be perfect for the job. This is looking grim.  

How about some random homeless person?  They would take it just to get in out of the cold. 

Sarah Palin.

I really miss her - and Tina Fey too.

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3 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Sarah Palin.

I really miss her - and Tina Fey too.

That would be absolutely gold.  If the two of them were to appear in public together and attempt to speak. Oh my fucking God. It would be a comedy feast. Then, the next day, we could savor the dessert of @Nailing Malarkey Too carrying the water for them. That would be epic.

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How about the Village People? Without too much work could change YMCA to the USofA. 

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to be in the USofA
It's fun to stay at the USofA

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41 minutes ago, d'ranger said:

How about the Village People? Without too much work could change YMCA to the USofA. 

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to be in the USofA
It's fun to stay at the USofA

Village_People_-_Front.jpg

Shouldn't the lyrics be    M.A.G.A  ?

 

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Jared Kushner might resign as Senior Advisor to the President to become Chief of Staff.

A promotion!

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Has anything like this ever happened before?

I thought people usually cut each others throats to get that job, not scrambled over each other to get away from it.

What an incredible, standard setting POS he is.

Has he considered Hopeless Hillary? Certainly got the blind, unthinking loyalty bit covered and that seems to be all that matters.

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27 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

And it’s Mulvaney.  

Only as 'Acting' COS.  I learned at an early age never to take an 'acting' or 'interim' job.  

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1 hour ago, Fakenews said:

And it’s Mulvaney.  

because he's doing so job in his other TWO jobs....  edited now it's three jobs

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10 minutes ago, dacapo said:
1 hour ago, Fakenews said:

And it’s Mulvaney.  

because he's doing so job in his other TWO jobs....  edited now it's three jobs

Well, his "job" as chief of the Consumer Finance Protection Bureau seems to be to phone in the instruction: "cancel all investigations into financial crimes and fraud against consumers." So he should have plenty of free time.

Although to be fair to Mulvaney and his principles, it may be that he's only cancelled all action against any bank or financial business that's given him money.

-DSK

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Taking the job as 'acting' may make it sting a little less when he gets the Trump Dump.  Anticipating the inevitable. 

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"What does it say about Trump and the current administration when you have to go five and six deep in order to fill an important position in your administration."

Even more, what does it say that as soon as the door hits the previous occupant in the butt, the tell all book is on the shelves?

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8 hours ago, Fakenews said:

And it’s Mulvaney.  

Dead Man Walking.

Why would you ? FFS! 

Faux  news has a lot to answer for but?  Rational thinking maybe not.

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And in other news, Trump tweeted that Ryan Zinke is leaving his post as Secty of the Interior at the end of the year.

Another of Trump's ethically challenged, "best people," bites the dust.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-ryan-zinke-resigns-interior-secretary-20181215-story.html#nt=oft02a-1li3

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3 minutes ago, jerseyguy said:

And in other news, Trump tweeted that Ryan Zinke is leaving his post as Secty of the Interior at the end of the year.

Another of Trump's ethically challenged, "best people," bites the dust.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-ryan-zinke-resigns-interior-secretary-20181215-story.html#nt=oft02a-1li3

This will please the small-gov't conservatives. Downsizing!

-DSK

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7 hours ago, Navig8tor said:

Dead Man Walking.

Why would you ? FFS! 

Faux  news has a lot to answer for but?  Rational thinking maybe not.

Mulvaney has said Trump is a terrible human being.  How bad a person do you have to be to work for a terrible person?  Not just work for but to promote his agenda.

SAD!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-next-chief-of-staff-called-him-a-terrible-human-being-just-before-he-was-elected-president

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18 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

This will please the small-gov't conservatives. Downsizing!

-DSK

Another grifter who is totally  unqualified for the position is probably waiting just offstage.

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2 hours ago, jerseyguy said:

And in other news, Trump tweeted that Ryan Zinke is leaving his post as Secty of the Interior at the end of the year.

Another of Trump's ethically challenged, "best people," bites the dust.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-ryan-zinke-resigns-interior-secretary-20181215-story.html#nt=oft02a-1li3

He isn't ethically challenged, he is a full on criminal.

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