Sol Rosenberg 6,113 #501 Posted October 2, 2019 Lots of people really pissed off about those fucking scooters. They’re the jet skis of the land. In other news... Florida man: 2000 People show up for funeral of Florida veteran who died without family. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-veterans-funeral-turnout-20191001-r6mxociw2zfojk6g77npq3shce-story.html Thats Florida. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 2,675 #502 Posted October 2, 2019 Yeah.......hate those scooters as well........they oughta give him a commendation for public service. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windward 332 #503 Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Point Break said: Yeah.......hate those scooters as well........they oughta give him a commendation for public service. Ok, displaying my ignorance here... why? There are none here where I live, so I don't know. Bad behavior and zooming along like those mobility chairs? Scooters littering the sidewalks where they are left? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longy 462 #504 Posted October 3, 2019 51 minutes ago, Windward said: Ok, displaying my ignorance here... why? There are none here where I live, so I don't know. Bad behavior and zooming along like those mobility chairs? Scooters littering the sidewalks where they are left? All that and more. Since there is no ownership, they get left anywhere and everywhere. Sidewalks can become completely blocked, even for normal walkers. If yer in a wheelchair, ferget it, you'd need an airlift to get down the street. Riders are clueless, either taking up the sidewalk or Ziggy zagging down the streets as the impulse takes them. There is a company in Pacific Bch that will impound scoots when property owners call them - so far they have more than 12,000 units. Yet there is no lack of the damned things on the streets around there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 2,675 #505 Posted October 3, 2019 19 hours ago, Windward said: Ok, displaying my ignorance here... why? There are none here where I live, so I don't know. Bad behavior and zooming along like those mobility chairs? Scooters littering the sidewalks where they are left? Yes, all of the above. Riding along the sidewalks at 15mph (I have actually witnessed pedestrian versus scooter on sidewalk accidents), running traffic lights, zooming in and out of traffic, and they are laying all over the place wherever someone finished their ride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windward 332 #506 Posted October 4, 2019 China tried a number of bike share solutions. Nobody liked the bikes that have a dock that they have to be returned to. Understandably. They also have the loose ones that are all over the place. love the idea. Sad that humans seem incapable of so much that should be simple. I place the blame on MTV and aqua net. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 5,882 #507 Posted October 4, 2019 What the world really needs is bikes that turn into warm Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs every night. With Caesar salad and a glass of red whine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 2,907 #508 Posted October 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Ishmael said: What the world really needs is bikes that turn into warm Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs every night. With Caesar salad and a glass of red whine. Thast the kinde outta boxe thicken g thet we neede moiré of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,059 #509 Posted October 4, 2019 16 hours ago, Windward said: China tried a number of bike share solutions. Nobody liked the bikes that have a dock that they have to be returned to. Understandably. They also have the loose ones that are all over the place. love the idea. Sad that humans seem incapable of so much that should be simple. I place the blame on MTV and aqua net. They can't even put a fucking shopping cart back so..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d'ranger 2,578 #510 Posted October 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, SloopJonB said: They can't even put a fucking shopping cart back so..... Aldi has that one nailed - to get a cart it takes a quarter. Never seen one left in the parking lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 2,052 #511 Posted October 4, 2019 the bikes were really bad in dallas, multiple companies, thousands of bikes everywhere... there were using the lake park to essentially store them for the winter as I guess they didn't want to pay for storage.. on a 1 mile stretch of road i once counted 125 bikes ... fortunately that problem has seem to have gone away as these companies think the scooter are more profitable. they scooters aren't around the lake as nobody would ride them.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Innocent Bystander 849 #512 Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, d'ranger said: Aldi has that one nailed - to get a cart it takes a quarter. Never seen one left in the parking lot. But those of us who don’t carry change better remember our eco friendly reusable bag or we are limited to what we can carry to the checkout in our hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d'ranger 2,578 #513 Posted October 4, 2019 Just now, Innocent Bystander said: But those of us who don’t carry change better remember our eco friendly reusable bag or we are limited to what we can carry to the checkout in our hands. The one near me sells paper bags for .07 and plastic for .10 and they are better than the free ones. They have efficiency down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foreverslow 207 #514 Posted October 7, 2019 https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-busted-with-pipe-bombs-dozens-of-mass-shooting-books-20191004-gyr3s6fn7fh2vm2qorpvifliwq-story.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 2,675 #515 Posted October 9, 2019 https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/jacksonville/fire-chief-1-of-2-firefighters-slashed-by-patient-nearly-died?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=snd&utm_content=wjxt4&fbclid=IwAR01RoG-OOUTHtX91RiDXMzEyQmyk8HuPrdSb3pzPl2Uz9zRS91ipQVPzsc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fakenews 1,117 #516 Posted October 10, 2019 On 10/2/2019 at 7:44 PM, Windward said: Ok, displaying my ignorance here... why? There are none here where I live, so I don't know. Bad behavior and zooming along like those mobility chairs? Scooters littering the sidewalks where they are left? It’s mostly coming from cranky elderly people. E scooters are a phenomenal way to get around in urban locations. After about a month of renting I bought one. It’s an entry level $400 model with a real world range of 12-15 miles and top speed of 16mph on the flats. There are some more powerful (and expensive options which if there are any hills around would be a better option). I use it at least 4 times a week to go to the gym, neighborhood restaurants, the supermarket, outdoor venues etc. That said they’re were some growing pains at first with people leaving scooters all over the place. Took a couple of months to get people to be more considerate. Also here people use the streets and bike lanes a lot, probably because it’s faster. I believe there’s a real opportunity for cities to improve “last mile transportation” by encouraging ownership and deemphasizing rentals perhaps with coupons for purchase. I believe Warren has a plan for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slap 409 #517 Posted October 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Fakenews said: E scooters are a phenomenal way to get around in urban locations. After about a month of renting I bought one. Did you sell your Vespa? I guess now we're going to hear stories about you getting arrested for a DUI while on an E scooter...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windward 332 #518 Posted October 10, 2019 4 hours ago, Fakenews said: It’s mostly coming from cranky elderly people. E scooters are a phenomenal way to get around in urban locations. After about a month of renting I bought one. It’s an entry level $400 model with a real world range of 12-15 miles and top speed of 16mph on the flats. There are some more powerful (and expensive options which if there are any hills around would be a better option). I use it at least 4 times a week to go to the gym, neighborhood restaurants, the supermarket, outdoor venues etc. That said they’re were some growing pains at first with people leaving scooters all over the place. Took a couple of months to get people to be more considerate. Also here people use the streets and bike lanes a lot, probably because it’s faster. I believe there’s a real opportunity for cities to improve “last mile transportation” by encouraging ownership and deemphasizing rentals perhaps with coupons for purchase. I believe Warren has a plan for that. Like all "new" things... I hope that once the growing pains go away this sort of thing goes well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 2,675 #519 Posted October 10, 2019 Well.....on the heels of this, I just (30 minutes ago) saw a guy driving his electric scooter down Main Street in Seal Beach, no helmet, in traffic, with his cell phone held out in front of him talking his way through a selfie video while running a stop sign. Not an unusual lack of awareness/common sense/courtesy by the scooter crowd around Seal and Long Beach anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pbd 131 #520 Posted October 10, 2019 32 minutes ago, Point Break said: Well.....on the heels of this, I just (30 minutes ago) saw a guy driving his electric scooter down Main Street in Seal Beach, no helmet, in traffic, with his cell phone held out in front of him talking his way through a selfie video while running a stop sign. Not an unusual lack of awareness/common sense/courtesy by the scooter crowd around Seal and Long Beach anyway. Darwin strikes again moment. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jules 1,871 #521 Posted October 11, 2019 Front page of the Charlotte Sun (covering Charlotte County, FL) Even in Florida, Florida Man gets headlines Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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VWAP 912 #523 Posted October 12, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 6:22 AM, slap said: Did you sell your Vespa? I guess now we're going to hear stories about you getting arrested for a DUI while on an E scooter...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jules 1,871 #524 Posted October 15, 2019 Two Florida men accused of stealing chainsaws, trying to sell them back to victim October 14, 2019 at 10:48 AM EDT - Updated October 14 at 10:48 AM CHARLOTTE COUNTY, Fla. (WWSB) - Deputies in Charlotte County say two Port Charlotte residents stole a pair of chainsaws and then tried to sell them back to the victim. On Saturday, October 12, the sheriff’s office was called to a home in Port Charlotte where a man found two chainsaws had been stolen overnight from a toolbox in his vehicle. The victim told deputies that he sent a text message to his neighbor, 36-year-old Rustin Rodgers, asking Rodgers if he knew anything about the theft and offering an $800 reward for information leading to the recovery of the chainsaws. The sheriff’s office says Rodgers responded, sending a picture of one of the chainsaws to the victim and asking $1,000 for the return of both chainsaws. According to deputies, Rodgers also told the victim not to contact law enforcement. https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/10/14/two-florida-men-accused-stealing-chainsaws-trying-sell-them-back-victim/ Gotta love Floriduh. The criminal tells the victim not to call the cops, just send the money. "We have your chainsaws and if you don't want any harm to come to them, don't call the cops." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedagogical Tom 1,474 #525 Posted October 16, 2019 Florida Man stole orchids from the Charlotte County jail. Any other orchid or Orchid Thief fans out there? The led to some fun last night as my wife an I discovered that, while Florida Man is often funny and interesting, Naked Florida Man is always entertaining. Not always nice, but always entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jules 1,871 #526 Posted October 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Hypercapnic Tom said: Florida Man stole orchids from the Charlotte County jail. But the perp, Chris Bigness, did admit to police when apprehended, "I'm such an idiot!" The fact he recognized that means there might be hope for him. However, he was apprehended in the jail parking lot, running for his car, with a big lump under his shirt. Maybe there's not that much hope after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUltimateSockPuppet 196 #527 Posted October 23, 2019 https://thestonkmarket.com/2019/10/12/florida-man-arrested-for-launching-filled-diapers-from-catapult-at-moving-cars/?fbclid=IwAR1VQVHlc5rQ-7tD8ziF8p4M0yRdGvOrvKKz3uDL4trqhHRTpCIF15Jj3AU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,059 #528 Posted October 23, 2019 You have to give Floriduh credit - it never ceases to amaze. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IStream 2,239 #529 Posted October 23, 2019 No you don't. You really don't. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 2,052 #530 Posted October 23, 2019 15 hours ago, TheUltimateSockPuppet said: https://thestonkmarket.com/2019/10/12/florida-man-arrested-for-launching-filled-diapers-from-catapult-at-moving-cars/?fbclid=IwAR1VQVHlc5rQ-7tD8ziF8p4M0yRdGvOrvKKz3uDL4trqhHRTpCIF15Jj3AU did he own a car wash? if he did I'd give him extra credit.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DA-WOODY 976 #531 Posted October 23, 2019 https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-fisherman-lost-at-sea-for-14-days-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-mermaids/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windward 332 #532 Posted October 23, 2019 17 hours ago, TheUltimateSockPuppet said: https://thestonkmarket.com/2019/10/12/florida-man-arrested-for-launching-filled-diapers-from-catapult-at-moving-cars/?fbclid=IwAR1VQVHlc5rQ-7tD8ziF8p4M0yRdGvOrvKKz3uDL4trqhHRTpCIF15Jj3AU That is a good website for creative writing. _______________________ Naked Vaseline covered Florida man streaks through mall and takes dump in cash register BY ELOISE WILLIAMS ON OCTOBER 22, 2019 • ( 4 COMMENTS ) Florida – A naked Florida man covered in Vaseline was caught running through a mall in the Southern Florida area this afternoon. The Florida man was screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren was going to tax him to death. Source: The Smoking Gun This Tuesday afternoon a Florida man covered himself in Vaseline and ran naked through a southern Florida mall. It took police 45 minutes to catch the man. The mall is closed for the rest of the day. “I was looking for new underwear to buy when all of a sudden I heard screaming of a distraught man,” a local woman said. “When I looked up, I saw an oily naked man running through the mall screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren is going to tax him.” The man ran in and out of stores screaming at shoppers and workers about how Elizabeth Warren was going to tax him and take all his money. Police arrived on scene promptly. “When the police arrived all hell broke loose,” a Florida woman stated. The man was nearly impossible to catch. Since he was covered in Vaseline, he was able to slip out of the hands of the officers with ease and slide under their legs on his belly like a greased-up pig. “I had him in my hands and he just slipped right out of them,” a police officer stated. “When I caught him for that split second, he headbutted me, grunted like a potbelly pig about to eat a bag of popcorn and slipped right under my legs.” After the close encounter with the police, the Florida man ran into a national women’s clothing store. “I wasn’t sure what was going on,” a cashier at the national women’s clothing store said. “He jumped right up on the counter and took a fresh dump right inside of the cash register. The fresh dump smelled like the time my degenerate brother put roadkill in the microwave for 30 minutes as an April Fool’s joke.” When the police made it into the national women’s clothing store, they tackled the Florida man to only have him slip away yet again due to his greased-up Vaseline body. “I was about to give up and just quit my job,” a police officer stated. “I definitely don’t get paid enough to chase naked men covered in Vaseline, let alone one’s who just took a fresh one in a cash register.” When all was thought to be lost, the police officer found the Florida man passed out inside a store that sells mattresses. The man was cuddled up on a brand-new mattress holding a teddy bear. The mattress is now listed on eBay for $10,000 as Vintage Vaseline Florida Man Mattress. Another Florida man was arrested that afternoon at the mall for stealing the money out of the cash register where the fresh dump laid. The Vaseline covered Florida man is being held in the local jail for disturbing the peace and nudity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jules 1,871 #533 Posted October 23, 2019 15 hours ago, SloopJonB said: You have to give Floriduh credit - it never ceases to amaze. Maybe that's why so many Canadians come down here. It's Ripley's at the lower end of human intelligence. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 2,675 #534 Posted October 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Windward said: “I had him in my hands and he just slipped right out of them,” a police officer stated. “When I caught him for that split second, he headbutted me, grunted like a potbelly pig about to eat a bag of popcorn and slipped right under my legs.” My favorite part...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,059 #535 Posted October 23, 2019 I dunno - taking a dump in a cash register is right up there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 2,675 #536 Posted October 23, 2019 21 minutes ago, SloopJonB said: I dunno - taking a dump in a cash register is right up there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foreverslow 207 #537 Posted October 23, 2019 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/olaf-targeted-642935 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VWAP 912 #538 Posted October 24, 2019 FLORIDA FISHERMAN LOST AT SEA FOR 14 DAYS CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY MERMAIDS https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-fisherman-lost-at-sea-for-14-days-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-mermaids/?fbclid=IwAR2j8ktC5LdBwAqGlvhHL_f7qtus4NQHVF9IHSfXpcgMSftRLDRLUSmXDJA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DA-WOODY 976 #539 Posted October 24, 2019 11 hours ago, VWAP said: FLORIDA FISHERMAN LOST AT SEA FOR 14 DAYS CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY MERMAIDS https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-fisherman-lost-at-sea-for-14-days-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-mermaids/?fbclid=IwAR2j8ktC5LdBwAqGlvhHL_f7qtus4NQHVF9IHSfXpcgMSftRLDRLUSmXDJA Geee wheredaya find dat ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dilligaf0220 103 #540 Posted October 25, 2019 21 hours ago, VWAP said: FLORIDA FISHERMAN LOST AT SEA FOR 14 DAYS CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY MERMAIDS https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-fisherman-lost-at-sea-for-14-days-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-mermaids/?fbclid=IwAR2j8ktC5LdBwAqGlvhHL_f7qtus4NQHVF9IHSfXpcgMSftRLDRLUSmXDJA Dolphins are much more respectful than mermaids, they only engage in consensual relations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DA-WOODY 976 #541 Posted October 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Dilligaf0220 said: Dolphins are much more respectful than mermaids, they only engage in consensual relations. Dolphins couldn fuck the chargers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LB 15 4,653 #542 Posted October 25, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 11:22 PM, slap said: Did you sell your Vespa? I guess now we're going to hear stories about you getting arrested for a DUI while on an E scooter...... He left it at the playboy mansion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 2,052 #543 Posted October 25, 2019 12 hours ago, Dilligaf0220 said: Dolphins are much more respectful than mermaids, they only engage in consensual relations. meaner then you think.. Quote While it's known that dolphins are one type of animal that has sex for pleasure like humans - and even masturbate like humans - a dark trait they share with people is the fact they commit sex crimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,113 #544 Posted October 26, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 2:36 PM, Point Break said: Well.....on the heels of this, I just (30 minutes ago) saw a guy driving his electric scooter down Main Street in Seal Beach, no helmet, in traffic, with his cell phone held out in front of him talking his way through a selfie video while running a stop sign. Not an unusual lack of awareness/common sense/courtesy by the scooter crowd around Seal and Long Beach anyway. Apparently there is something less than unanimous approval of them in Paris as well. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-scooters-idUSKBN1X41ZF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedagogical Tom 1,474 #545 Posted October 26, 2019 On 10/23/2019 at 4:57 PM, Windward said: Naked Vaseline covered Florida man streaks through mall and takes dump in cash register Missed this one when I searched for the phrase "naked Florida man" because I forgot to add the obvious "vaseline covered." Thanks for catching it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jules 1,871 #547 Posted October 28, 2019 Lady writes a letter to the editor. Says "I have had obscenities yelled at me at stop signs. I've been run off the road. My car has been keyed. And my children have had to endure obscene gestures waved in their faces." Based on the expletives she's heard, it has something to do with her bumper sticker. "Proud Democrat" So she's going to put more stickers on her car. Stay tuned.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captrcb 12 #548 Posted November 1, 2019 So Trump is now changing his residence to Florida. We have a new Floriduh Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 2,052 #549 Posted November 1, 2019 3 hours ago, captrcb said: So Trump is now changing his residence to Florida. We have a new Floriduh Man. yes, if NY files fraud charges for the illegally obtained business loans, he'll have to be extradited from FLA a republican friendly state... the man is not stupid.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 5,882 #550 Posted November 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said: yes, if NY files fraud charges for the illegally obtained business loans, he'll have to be extradited from FLA a republican friendly state... the man is not stupid.. The man is an idiot. His advisors may have a clue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 605 #552 Posted November 23, 2019 Not to be outdone by Florida Man, Florida Dog gets behind the wheel. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/11/22/florida-dog-drives-car-reverse-circles-around-cul-de-sac/4276530002/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Streetwise 64 #553 Posted November 23, 2019 I came here hoping for Florida Dog, and was not disappointed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pedagogical Tom 1,474 #554 Posted November 23, 2019 Me too, that one's a riot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,059 #555 Posted November 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Streetwise said: I came here hoping for Florida Dog, and was not disappointed! Well, if Dog doesn't live in Floriduh, he should - he'd fit right in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROADKILL666 312 #557 Posted November 26, 2019 46 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said: No that about covers it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slap 409 #558 Posted November 26, 2019 59 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said: Strangely, Florida Man is left off..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grrr... 1,448 #559 Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Sol Rosenberg said: It's my understanding that dropbears have been introduced to Florida as well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,113 #560 Posted November 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, Grrr... said: It's my understanding that dropbears have been introduced to Florida as well. The next hunting season can cure that. It worked on the Snipe Problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Innocent Bystander 849 #561 Posted November 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said: Seasonal Snowbirds and NE transplants are a clear and present danger that have been left off. And then there is much of Palm Beach County. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,059 #562 Posted November 26, 2019 Need to add Trump, Gators, VWAP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wal' 129 #563 Posted November 26, 2019 Ebola? Oh.... that's right Sol sorted it Thanks Sol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
More Cowbell2 224 #564 Posted November 26, 2019 https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-tells-police-wind-blew-bag-of-cocaine-into-car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 605 #565 Posted November 29, 2019 https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,113 #566 Posted November 29, 2019 13 hours ago, Bump-n-Grind said: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html He went off half cocked! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DA-WOODY 976 #567 Posted November 29, 2019 On 11/26/2019 at 6:02 AM, Grrr... said: It's my understanding that dropbears have been introduced to Florida as well. Gaytors poised to catch em tho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,059 #568 Posted November 29, 2019 14 hours ago, Bump-n-Grind said: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html Did the cops have the decency to handcuff him in front? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 605 #569 Posted November 29, 2019 then he would have just kept on at it! oh I get it.. ya wanted him to finish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 2,052 #570 Posted November 30, 2019 On 11/28/2019 at 8:51 PM, Bump-n-Grind said: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html didn't he walk into a japanese forest once? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d'ranger 2,578 #571 Posted November 30, 2019 Cruel and unusual penishment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zonker 2,493 #572 Posted November 30, 2019 "Police said Vandergriff was transported to a nearby hospital, where he continued masturbating in front of cops and hospital staffers before being transported to a correctional center." That there is a special kind of crazy. Florida man does not disappoint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 2,907 #573 Posted November 30, 2019 Hisse midi-chloriane countte muste be offe the chartes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foreverslow 207 #574 Posted December 5, 2019 https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-70-year-old-woman-60-year-old-man-sex-child-florida-20191204-fouvz2224fgujjrkuiev2n5wpm-story.html#nt=oft-Single Chain~Flex Feature~new-left-chain~seniorsex-602p~~1~yes-art~curated~curatedpage Get off my lawn and get a room.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,059 #575 Posted December 5, 2019 Jeezuss - that kid is scarred for life. I'm actually kinda surprised that seeing that didn't blind him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
More Cowbell2 224 #576 Posted December 5, 2019 No comments about the hair. https://www.foxnews.com/us/ups-worker-in-miami-allegedly-hides-packages-steals-them-later-court-documents Ok, maybe one or two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chester 618 #577 Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, More Cowbell2 said: No comments about the hair. https://www.foxnews.com/us/ups-worker-in-miami-allegedly-hides-packages-steals-them-later-court-documents Ok, maybe one or two. it would have been better if hid them IN his hair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 2,052 #578 Posted December 5, 2019 3 hours ago, More Cowbell2 said: No comments about the hair. https://www.foxnews.com/us/ups-worker-in-miami-allegedly-hides-packages-steals-them-later-court-documents Ok, maybe one or two. he looks like one of the main characters out of an anime .. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrleft8 2,122 #579 Posted December 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said: he looks like one of the main characters out of an anime .. If they made licorice cotton candy....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 5,882 #580 Posted December 6, 2019 7 hours ago, Mrleft8 said: If they made licorice cotton candy....... Blech. Especially with that consistency. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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SloopJonB 8,059 #582 Posted December 6, 2019 The way things are, if I had a baby in the States, especially in Floriduh, I'd probably arm it too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 2,052 #583 Posted December 6, 2019 9 hours ago, SloopJonB said: The way things are, if I had a baby in the States, especially in Floriduh, I'd probably arm it too. the funny thing, is the Fla cops first said,, ah nice, you guys can keep it.. then someone with some sense smacked them upside the head, to take it and investigate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QBF 526 #584 Posted December 7, 2019 It takes four studs to satisfy this Florida woman. A polyamorous woman in Florida with four partners is pregnant, and says despite sharing her bed with her many lovers, she’s certain of who the father is. https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant Tory Ojeda, 20, lives with three of her four partners in their Jacksonville, Fla., home. Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher take turns spending time with Ojeda, “swapping in and out” of her bed each night, she tells Barcroft Media. Hot Stud #1 Hot Stud #2 Hot Stud #3 Hot Stud #4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 816 #585 Posted December 7, 2019 On 11/26/2019 at 7:09 AM, Sol Rosenberg said: You guys don't have love bugs anymore? Fuckers nearly peeled the paint off the front of my van on a 1972 drive to Key West. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,113 #586 Posted December 7, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 10:13 AM, Grande Mastere Dreade said: he looks like one of the main characters out of an anime .. Hey, what about Fletch? He’s 6’5” ... 6’9” with the afro.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,113 #587 Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Willin' said: You guys don't have love bugs anymore? Fuckers nearly peeled the paint off the front of my van on a 1972 drive to Key West. Their season lasts about as long as a teenager does. Not a lasting problem like bluehair drivers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MR.CLEAN 3,822 #588 Posted December 7, 2019 3 hours ago, QBF said: It takes four studs to satisfy this Florida woman. A polyamorous woman in Florida with four partners is pregnant, and says despite sharing her bed with her many lovers, she’s certain of who the father is. https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant Tory Ojeda, 20, lives with three of her four partners in their Jacksonville, Fla., home. Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher take turns spending time with Ojeda, “swapping in and out” of her bed each night, she tells Barcroft Media. Thanks be to Jeebus that humanity will not lose those valuable genes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 2,907 #589 Posted December 7, 2019 Forgettite Cleane, ist Jacksinville 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,059 #590 Posted December 7, 2019 36 minutes ago, MR.CLEAN said: Thanks be to Jeebus that humanity will not lose those valuable genes. Yeah - she's doing a great job of keeping them from being spread around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,113 #591 Posted December 7, 2019 Only four? That leaves a free hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites