Floriduh Man

[Sol Rosenberg 4,280]

Lots of people really pissed off about those fucking scooters. They’re the jet skis of the land. 

In other news...  Florida man:

2000 People show up for funeral of Florida veteran who died without family. 

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-veterans-funeral-turnout-20191001-r6mxociw2zfojk6g77npq3shce-story.html

Thats Florida. 

[Point Break 2,082]

Yeah.......hate those scooters as well........they oughta give him a commendation for public service.

[Windward 217]

1 hour ago, Point Break said:

Yeah.......hate those scooters as well........they oughta give him a commendation for public service.

Ok, displaying my ignorance here... why?

There are none here where I live, so I don't know.

Bad behavior and zooming along like those mobility chairs?  

Scooters littering the sidewalks where they are left?

[longy 248]

51 minutes ago, Windward said:

Ok, displaying my ignorance here... why?

There are none here where I live, so I don't know.

Bad behavior and zooming along like those mobility chairs?  

Scooters littering the sidewalks where they are left?

All that and more. Since there is no ownership, they get left anywhere and everywhere. Sidewalks can become completely blocked, even for normal walkers. If yer in a wheelchair, ferget it, you'd need an airlift to get down the street. Riders are clueless, either taking up the sidewalk or Ziggy zagging down the streets as the impulse takes them. There is a company in Pacific Bch that will impound scoots when property owners call them - so far they have more than 12,000 units. Yet there is no lack of the damned things on the streets around there.

[Point Break 2,082]

19 hours ago, Windward said:

Ok, displaying my ignorance here... why?

There are none here where I live, so I don't know.

Bad behavior and zooming along like those mobility chairs?  

Scooters littering the sidewalks where they are left?

Yes, all of the above. Riding along the sidewalks at 15mph (I have actually witnessed pedestrian versus scooter on sidewalk accidents), running traffic lights, zooming in and out of traffic, and they are laying all over the place wherever someone finished their ride. 

[Windward 217]

China tried a number of bike share solutions. Nobody liked the bikes that have a dock that they have to be returned to.  Understandably. They also have the loose ones that are all over the place.  
 

love the idea.  Sad that humans seem incapable of so much that should be simple.   
 

I place the blame on MTV and aqua net.  

[Ishmael 3,857]

What the world really needs is bikes that turn into warm Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs every night. With Caesar salad and a glass of red whine.

 

 

[Snaggletooth 1,957]

6 hours ago, Ishmael said:

What the world really needs is bikes that turn into warm Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs every night. With Caesar salad and a glass of red whine.

Thast the kinde outta boxe thicken g thet we neede moiré of.                                                                           

[SloopJonB 6,099]

16 hours ago, Windward said:

China tried a number of bike share solutions. Nobody liked the bikes that have a dock that they have to be returned to.  Understandably. They also have the loose ones that are all over the place.  
 

love the idea.  Sad that humans seem incapable of so much that should be simple.   
 

I place the blame on MTV and aqua net.  

They can't even put a fucking shopping cart back so.....

[d'ranger 1,892]

5 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

They can't even put a fucking shopping cart back so.....

Aldi has that one nailed - to get a cart it takes a quarter. Never seen one left in the parking lot.

[Grande Mastere Dreade 1,350]

the bikes were really bad in dallas,  multiple companies, thousands of bikes everywhere...  there were using the lake park to essentially store them for the winter as I guess they didn't want to pay for storage..   on a 1 mile stretch of road i once counted 125 bikes ...  fortunately that problem has seem to have gone away as these companies think the scooter are more profitable.  they scooters aren't around the lake as nobody would ride them..

[Innocent Bystander 563]

1 hour ago, d'ranger said:

Aldi has that one nailed - to get a cart it takes a quarter. Never seen one left in the parking lot.

But those of us who don’t carry change better remember our eco friendly reusable bag or we are limited to what we can carry to the checkout in our hands. 

[d'ranger 1,892]

Just now, Innocent Bystander said:

But those of us who don’t carry change better remember our eco friendly reusable bag or we are limited to what we can carry to the checkout in our hands. 

The one near me sells paper bags for .07 and plastic for .10 and they are better than the free ones.  They have efficiency down. 

 

[Foreverslow 130]

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-woman-busted-with-pipe-bombs-dozens-of-mass-shooting-books-20191004-gyr3s6fn7fh2vm2qorpvifliwq-story.html

 

[Point Break 2,082]

https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/jacksonville/fire-chief-1-of-2-firefighters-slashed-by-patient-nearly-died?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=snd&utm_content=wjxt4&fbclid=IwAR01RoG-OOUTHtX91RiDXMzEyQmyk8HuPrdSb3pzPl2Uz9zRS91ipQVPzsc

 

[Fakenews 649]

On 10/2/2019 at 7:44 PM, Windward said:

Ok, displaying my ignorance here... why?

There are none here where I live, so I don't know.

Bad behavior and zooming along like those mobility chairs?  

Scooters littering the sidewalks where they are left?

It’s mostly coming from cranky elderly people.  

E scooters are a phenomenal way to get around in urban locations.  After about a month of renting I bought one.  It’s an entry level $400 model with a real world range of 12-15 miles and top speed of 16mph on the flats.  There are some more powerful (and expensive options which if there are any hills around would be a better option).  I use it at least 4 times a week to go to the gym, neighborhood restaurants, the supermarket, outdoor venues etc.

That said they’re were some growing pains at first with people leaving scooters all over the place.  Took a couple of months to get people to be more considerate.  Also here people use the streets and bike lanes a lot,  probably because it’s faster.  I believe there’s a real opportunity for cities to improve “last mile transportation” by encouraging ownership and deemphasizing rentals perhaps with coupons for purchase.  I believe Warren has a plan for that. 

[slap 290]

2 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

E scooters are a phenomenal way to get around in urban locations.  After about a month of renting I bought one.

Did you sell your Vespa?

I guess now we're going to hear stories about you getting arrested for a DUI while on an E scooter......

[Windward 217]

4 hours ago, Fakenews said:

It’s mostly coming from cranky elderly people.  

E scooters are a phenomenal way to get around in urban locations.  After about a month of renting I bought one.  It’s an entry level $400 model with a real world range of 12-15 miles and top speed of 16mph on the flats.  There are some more powerful (and expensive options which if there are any hills around would be a better option).  I use it at least 4 times a week to go to the gym, neighborhood restaurants, the supermarket, outdoor venues etc.

That said they’re were some growing pains at first with people leaving scooters all over the place.  Took a couple of months to get people to be more considerate.  Also here people use the streets and bike lanes a lot,  probably because it’s faster.  I believe there’s a real opportunity for cities to improve “last mile transportation” by encouraging ownership and deemphasizing rentals perhaps with coupons for purchase.  I believe Warren has a plan for that. 

Like all "new" things... I hope that once the growing pains go away this sort of thing goes well.

 

[Point Break 2,082]

Well.....on the heels of this, I just (30 minutes ago) saw a guy driving his electric scooter down Main Street in Seal Beach, no helmet, in traffic, with his cell phone held out in front of him talking his way through a selfie video while running a stop sign.

Not an unusual lack of awareness/common sense/courtesy by the scooter crowd around Seal and Long Beach anyway. 

[pbd 60]

32 minutes ago, Point Break said:

Well.....on the heels of this, I just (30 minutes ago) saw a guy driving his electric scooter down Main Street in Seal Beach, no helmet, in traffic, with his cell phone held out in front of him talking his way through a selfie video while running a stop sign.

Not an unusual lack of awareness/common sense/courtesy by the scooter crowd around Seal and Long Beach anyway. 

Darwin strikes again moment.

[Jules 1,217]

Front page of the Charlotte Sun (covering Charlotte County, FL)

Even in Florida, Florida Man gets headlines

[Grande Mastere Dreade 1,350]

[VWAP 534]

On 10/10/2019 at 6:22 AM, slap said:

Did you sell your Vespa?

I guess now we're going to hear stories about you getting arrested for a DUI while on an E scooter......

 

[Jules 1,217]

Two Florida men accused of stealing chainsaws, trying to sell them back to victim

October 14, 2019 at 10:48 AM EDT - Updated October 14 at 10:48 AM

CHARLOTTE COUNTY, Fla. (WWSB) - Deputies in Charlotte County say two Port Charlotte residents stole a pair of chainsaws and then tried to sell them back to the victim.

On Saturday, October 12, the sheriff’s office was called to a home in Port Charlotte where a man found two chainsaws had been stolen overnight from a toolbox in his vehicle. The victim told deputies that he sent a text message to his neighbor, 36-year-old Rustin Rodgers, asking Rodgers if he knew anything about the theft and offering an $800 reward for information leading to the recovery of the chainsaws.

The sheriff’s office says Rodgers responded, sending a picture of one of the chainsaws to the victim and asking $1,000 for the return of both chainsaws. According to deputies, Rodgers also told the victim not to contact law enforcement.

https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/10/14/two-florida-men-accused-stealing-chainsaws-trying-sell-them-back-victim/

Gotta love Floriduh.  The criminal tells the victim not to call the cops, just send the money.

"We have your chainsaws and if you don't want any harm to come to them, don't call the cops."

[Cacoethesic Tom 1,264]

Florida Man stole orchids from the Charlotte County jail.

Any other orchid or Orchid Thief fans out there?

The led to some fun last night as my wife an I discovered that, while Florida Man is often funny and interesting, Naked Florida Man is always entertaining. Not always nice, but always entertaining.

[Jules 1,217]

6 hours ago, Hypercapnic Tom said:

Florida Man stole orchids from the Charlotte County jail.

But the perp, Chris Bigness, did admit to police when apprehended, "I'm such an idiot!"  The fact he recognized that means there might be hope for him. 

However, he was apprehended in the jail parking lot, running for his car, with a big lump under his shirt.  Maybe there's not that much hope after all.

[TheUltimateSockPuppet 163]

https://thestonkmarket.com/2019/10/12/florida-man-arrested-for-launching-filled-diapers-from-catapult-at-moving-cars/?fbclid=IwAR1VQVHlc5rQ-7tD8ziF8p4M0yRdGvOrvKKz3uDL4trqhHRTpCIF15Jj3AU

 

[SloopJonB 6,099]

You have to give Floriduh credit - it never ceases to amaze.

[IStream 1,376]

No you don't. You really don't.

[Grande Mastere Dreade 1,350]

15 hours ago, TheUltimateSockPuppet said:

https://thestonkmarket.com/2019/10/12/florida-man-arrested-for-launching-filled-diapers-from-catapult-at-moving-cars/?fbclid=IwAR1VQVHlc5rQ-7tD8ziF8p4M0yRdGvOrvKKz3uDL4trqhHRTpCIF15Jj3AU

 

did he own a car wash? if he did I'd give him extra credit..

[DA-WOODY 913]

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-fisherman-lost-at-sea-for-14-days-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-mermaids/

[Windward 217]

17 hours ago, TheUltimateSockPuppet said:

https://thestonkmarket.com/2019/10/12/florida-man-arrested-for-launching-filled-diapers-from-catapult-at-moving-cars/?fbclid=IwAR1VQVHlc5rQ-7tD8ziF8p4M0yRdGvOrvKKz3uDL4trqhHRTpCIF15Jj3AU

 

That is a good website for creative writing.

 

_______________________

Naked Vaseline covered Florida man streaks through mall and takes dump in cash register

BY ELOISE WILLIAMS ON OCTOBER 22, 2019 • ( 4 COMMENTS )

Florida – A naked Florida man covered in Vaseline was caught running through a mall in the Southern Florida area this afternoon. The Florida man was screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren was going to tax him to death.

Source: The Smoking Gun

This Tuesday afternoon a Florida man covered himself in Vaseline and ran naked through a southern Florida mall. It took police 45 minutes to catch the man. The mall is closed for the rest of the day.

“I was looking for new underwear to buy when all of a sudden I heard screaming of a distraught man,” a local woman said. “When I looked up, I saw an oily naked man running through the mall screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren is going to tax him.”

The man ran in and out of stores screaming at shoppers and workers about how Elizabeth Warren was going to tax him and take all his money. Police arrived on scene promptly.

“When the police arrived all hell broke loose,” a Florida woman stated.

The man was nearly impossible to catch. Since he was covered in Vaseline, he was able to slip out of the hands of the officers with ease and slide under their legs on his belly like a greased-up pig.

“I had him in my hands and he just slipped right out of them,” a police officer stated. “When I caught him for that split second, he headbutted me, grunted like a potbelly pig about to eat a bag of popcorn and slipped right under my legs.”

After the close encounter with the police, the Florida man ran into a national women’s clothing store.

“I wasn’t sure what was going on,” a cashier at the national women’s clothing store said. “He jumped right up on the counter and took a fresh dump right inside of the cash register. The fresh dump smelled like the time my degenerate brother put roadkill in the microwave for 30 minutes as an April Fool’s joke.”

When the police made it into the national women’s clothing store, they tackled the Florida man to only have him slip away yet again due to his greased-up Vaseline body.

“I was about to give up and just quit my job,” a police officer stated. “I definitely don’t get paid enough to chase naked men covered in Vaseline, let alone one’s who just took a fresh one in a cash register.”

When all was thought to be lost, the police officer found the Florida man passed out inside a store that sells mattresses. The man was cuddled up on a brand-new mattress holding a teddy bear. The mattress is now listed on eBay for $10,000 as Vintage Vaseline Florida Man Mattress.

Another Florida man was arrested that afternoon at the mall for stealing the money out of the cash register where the fresh dump laid.

The Vaseline covered Florida man is being held in the local jail for disturbing the peace and nudity.

[Jules 1,217]

15 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

You have to give Floriduh credit - it never ceases to amaze.

Maybe that's why so many Canadians come down here.  It's Ripley's at the lower end of human intelligence.

[Point Break 2,082]

1 hour ago, Windward said:

“I had him in my hands and he just slipped right out of them,” a police officer stated. “When I caught him for that split second, he headbutted me, grunted like a potbelly pig about to eat a bag of popcorn and slipped right under my legs.”

My favorite part......

[SloopJonB 6,099]

I dunno - taking a dump in a cash register is right up there.

[Point Break 2,082]

21 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

I dunno - taking a dump in a cash register is right up there.

 

[Foreverslow 130]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/olaf-targeted-642935

 

[VWAP 534]

 

 

FLORIDA FISHERMAN LOST AT SEA FOR 14 DAYS CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY MERMAIDS

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-fisherman-lost-at-sea-for-14-days-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-mermaids/?fbclid=IwAR2j8ktC5LdBwAqGlvhHL_f7qtus4NQHVF9IHSfXpcgMSftRLDRLUSmXDJA

 

 

[DA-WOODY 913]

11 hours ago, VWAP said:

 

 

FLORIDA FISHERMAN LOST AT SEA FOR 14 DAYS CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY MERMAIDS

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-fisherman-lost-at-sea-for-14-days-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-mermaids/?fbclid=IwAR2j8ktC5LdBwAqGlvhHL_f7qtus4NQHVF9IHSfXpcgMSftRLDRLUSmXDJA

 

 

Geee wheredaya find dat ?

[Dilligaf0220 86]

21 hours ago, VWAP said:

 

 

FLORIDA FISHERMAN LOST AT SEA FOR 14 DAYS CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY MERMAIDS

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-fisherman-lost-at-sea-for-14-days-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-mermaids/?fbclid=IwAR2j8ktC5LdBwAqGlvhHL_f7qtus4NQHVF9IHSfXpcgMSftRLDRLUSmXDJA

 

 

Dolphins are much more respectful than mermaids, they only engage in consensual relations.

 

[DA-WOODY 913]

1 hour ago, Dilligaf0220 said:

Dolphins are much more respectful than mermaids, they only engage in consensual relations.

 

Dolphins couldn fuck the chargers

[LB 15 3,521]

On 10/10/2019 at 11:22 PM, slap said:

Did you sell your Vespa?

I guess now we're going to hear stories about you getting arrested for a DUI while on an E scooter......

He left it at the playboy mansion.

[Grande Mastere Dreade 1,350]

12 hours ago, Dilligaf0220 said:

Dolphins are much more respectful than mermaids, they only engage in consensual relations.

 

meaner then you think..  

Quote

While it's known that dolphins are one type of animal that has sex for pleasure like humans - and even masturbate like humans - a dark trait they share with people is the fact they commit sex crimes. 

[Sol Rosenberg 4,280]

On 10/10/2019 at 2:36 PM, Point Break said:

Well.....on the heels of this, I just (30 minutes ago) saw a guy driving his electric scooter down Main Street in Seal Beach, no helmet, in traffic, with his cell phone held out in front of him talking his way through a selfie video while running a stop sign.

Not an unusual lack of awareness/common sense/courtesy by the scooter crowd around Seal and Long Beach anyway. 

Apparently there is something less than unanimous approval of them in Paris as well. 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-scooters-idUSKBN1X41ZF

 

[Cacoethesic Tom 1,264]

On 10/23/2019 at 4:57 PM, Windward said:

Naked Vaseline covered Florida man streaks through mall and takes dump in cash register

Missed this one when I searched for the phrase "naked Florida man" because I forgot to add the obvious "vaseline covered." Thanks for catching it.

[Sol Rosenberg 4,280]

[Jules 1,217]

Lady writes a letter to the editor.  Says "I have had obscenities yelled at me at stop signs. I've been run off the road.  My car has been keyed.  And my children have had to endure obscene gestures waved in their faces."  Based on the expletives she's heard, it has something to do with her bumper sticker. "Proud Democrat"  So she's going to put more stickers on her car.  Stay tuned.... 

[captrcb 12]

So Trump is now changing his residence to Florida.  We have a new Floriduh Man.

[Grande Mastere Dreade 1,350]

3 hours ago, captrcb said:

So Trump is now changing his residence to Florida.  We have a new Floriduh Man.

yes, if NY files fraud charges for the illegally obtained business loans, he'll have to be extradited from FLA a republican friendly state...   the man is not stupid..

[Ishmael 3,857]

2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

yes, if NY files fraud charges for the illegally obtained business loans, he'll have to be extradited from FLA a republican friendly state...   the man is not stupid..

The man is an idiot. His advisors may have a clue.

[QBF 525]

 

[Bump-n-Grind 339]

Not to be outdone by Florida Man, Florida Dog gets behind the wheel.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/11/22/florida-dog-drives-car-reverse-circles-around-cul-de-sac/4276530002/

[Streetwise 48]

I came here hoping for Florida Dog, and was not disappointed!

[Cacoethesic Tom 1,264]

Me too, that one's a riot.

 

[SloopJonB 6,099]

7 hours ago, Streetwise said:

I came here hoping for Florida Dog, and was not disappointed!

Well, if Dog doesn't live in Floriduh, he should - he'd fit right in.

[Sol Rosenberg 4,280]

[ROADKILL666 206]

46 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

No that about covers it

[slap 290]

59 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Strangely, Florida Man is left off.....

[Grrr... 854]

1 hour ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

It's my understanding that dropbears have been introduced to Florida as well.

[Sol Rosenberg 4,280]

9 minutes ago, Grrr... said:

It's my understanding that dropbears have been introduced to Florida as well.

The next hunting season can cure that. It worked on the Snipe Problem. 

[Innocent Bystander 563]

3 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Seasonal Snowbirds and NE transplants are a clear and present danger that have been left off.  And then there is much of Palm Beach County.

[SloopJonB 6,099]

Need to add Trump, Gators, VWAP.

[wal' 104]

Ebola?

Oh.... that's right

Sol sorted it

 

Thanks Sol!

[More Cowbell2 175]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-tells-police-wind-blew-bag-of-cocaine-into-car

[Bump-n-Grind 339]

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html

[Sol Rosenberg 4,280]

13 hours ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html

He went off half cocked!

[DA-WOODY 913]

On 11/26/2019 at 6:02 AM, Grrr... said:

It's my understanding that dropbears have been introduced to Florida as well.

Gaytors poised to catch em tho

[SloopJonB 6,099]

14 hours ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html

Did the cops have the decency to handcuff him in front?

[Bump-n-Grind 339]

then he would have just kept on at it!

 

oh I get it.. ya wanted him to finish

 

[Grande Mastere Dreade 1,350]

On 11/28/2019 at 8:51 PM, Bump-n-Grind said:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-masturbating-man-punches-accuser-say-cops-20191129-nfiyy6d5kbbrxabeayg7uqq64u-story.html

didn't he walk into a japanese forest once?

 

 

[d'ranger 1,892]

Cruel and unusual penishment? 

[Zonker 1,440]

"Police said Vandergriff was transported to a nearby hospital, where he continued masturbating in front of cops and hospital staffers before being transported to a correctional center."

That there is a special kind of crazy. Florida man does not disappoint.

[Snaggletooth 1,957]

Hisse midi-chloriane countte muste be offe the chartes.                                      

[Foreverslow 130]

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-70-year-old-woman-60-year-old-man-sex-child-florida-20191204-fouvz2224fgujjrkuiev2n5wpm-story.html#nt=oft-Single Chain~Flex Feature~new-left-chain~seniorsex-602p~~1~yes-art~curated~curatedpage

 

Get off my lawn and get a room....

[SloopJonB 6,099]

Jeezuss - that kid is scarred for life.

I'm actually kinda surprised that seeing that didn't blind him.

[More Cowbell2 175]

No comments about the hair. 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/ups-worker-in-miami-allegedly-hides-packages-steals-them-later-court-documents

 

Ok, maybe one or two.

[chester 423]

2 hours ago, More Cowbell2 said:

No comments about the hair. 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/ups-worker-in-miami-allegedly-hides-packages-steals-them-later-court-documents

 

Ok, maybe one or two.

it would have been better if hid them IN his hair

[Grande Mastere Dreade 1,350]

3 hours ago, More Cowbell2 said:

No comments about the hair. 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/ups-worker-in-miami-allegedly-hides-packages-steals-them-later-court-documents

 

Ok, maybe one or two.

 

he looks like one of the main characters out of an anime ..

[Mrleft8 1,679]

4 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

 

he looks like one of the main characters out of an anime ..

If they made licorice cotton candy.......

[Ishmael 3,857]

7 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:

If they made licorice cotton candy.......

Blech.

Especially with that consistency.

[Grande Mastere Dreade 1,350]

[SloopJonB 6,099]

The way things are, if I had a baby in the States, especially in Floriduh, I'd probably arm it too.

[Grande Mastere Dreade 1,350]

9 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

The way things are, if I had a baby in the States, especially in Floriduh, I'd probably arm it too.

the funny thing, is the Fla cops first said,,   ah nice, you guys can keep it..  then someone with some sense smacked them upside the head, to take it and investigate

[QBF 525]

It takes four studs to satisfy this Florida woman.

A polyamorous woman in Florida with four partners is pregnant, and says despite sharing her bed with her many lovers, she’s certain of who the father is.

https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant

Tory Ojeda, 20, lives with three of her four partners in their Jacksonville, Fla., home. Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher take turns spending time with Ojeda, “swapping in and out” of her bed each night, she tells Barcroft Media.

Hot Stud #1

Hot Stud #2

Hot Stud #3

Hot Stud #4

[Willin' 505]

On 11/26/2019 at 7:09 AM, Sol Rosenberg said:

You guys don't have love bugs anymore? Fuckers nearly peeled the paint off the front of my van on a 1972 drive to Key West. 

[Sol Rosenberg 4,280]

On 12/5/2019 at 10:13 AM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

 

he looks like one of the main characters out of an anime ..

Hey, what about Fletch? 

He’s 6’5” ... 6’9” with the afro....

[Sol Rosenberg 4,280]

1 hour ago, Willin' said:

You guys don't have love bugs anymore? Fuckers nearly peeled the paint off the front of my van on a 1972 drive to Key West. 

Their season lasts about as long as a teenager does. Not a lasting problem like bluehair drivers. 

[MR.CLEAN 2,695]

3 hours ago, QBF said:

It takes four studs to satisfy this Florida woman.

A polyamorous woman in Florida with four partners is pregnant, and says despite sharing her bed with her many lovers, she’s certain of who the father is.

https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant

Tory Ojeda, 20, lives with three of her four partners in their Jacksonville, Fla., home. Marc, Travis, Ethan and Christopher take turns spending time with Ojeda, “swapping in and out” of her bed each night, she tells Barcroft Media.

 

Thanks be to Jeebus that humanity will not lose those valuable genes.   

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36 minutes ago, MR.CLEAN said:

Thanks be to Jeebus that humanity will not lose those valuable genes.   

Yeah - she's doing a great job of keeping them from being spread around.

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Only four?  That leaves a free hand.