sunseeker

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3 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

foto is datted 2012/4/2                      :)

The way you write that date could really be 2021/2/4, and we’d never know. So, back to the future.

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Just now, sunseeker said:

The way you write that date could really be 2021/2/4, and we’d never know. So, back to the future.

Didde you looke at the foto?

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They really have got to think seriously about making bottled drinking water mandatory in that state.

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3 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

They really have got to think seriously about making bottled drinking water mandatory in that state.

Ime am thickeng that ist allreddey the promblem.                                   :)

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3 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Didde you looke at the foto?

The point of the post was the place, not the date.

 

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1 minute ago, sunseeker said:
3 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Didde you looke at the foto?

The point of the post was the place, not the date

Oh, ist thet what youwearre sayeng in poeste # 4?  I misanderstoode.                           :)

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this thread needs bOObs

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3 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Oh, ist thet what youwearre sayeng in poeste # 4?  I misanderstoode.                           :)

Welcombe, brohter! I'm a misanthrope too.

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56 minutes ago, VWAP said:

this thread needs bOObs

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knot ass mutch ass the Grannies

 

training bras won the supporting roll

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2 hours ago, chester said:

her face kinda looks like micheal jackson

Face...what face?

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1 hour ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

I think there should be a separate forum for florida

There is;

The Darwin Strikes Again thread.

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Or the Tom Ray thread.

I note a new name change. Guys, we have to give him more attention, if possible. 

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I thought it was very civil of the software to carry forward my ignore of him to the new handle.

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4 hours ago, VWAP said:

 

That one actually works both ways.

And we BOTH think that "Floriduh" and "Floriduhn's" means stupid, dumb.

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4 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

That one actually works both ways.

 

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30 minutes ago, VWAP said:

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13 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

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fuck you're old

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Fuck you're a juvenile fool

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Just to be clear, the audio clip above is from a satirical radio show called "this is that".

It's like The Onion on the radio. 

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I love that show, unfortunately they have wrapped it up.  they were always getting email from people outraged at the "stories"

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4 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Fuck you're a juvenile fool

You're as funny as my great grandpa 

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On 1/7/2019 at 12:13 AM, VWAP said:

this thread needs bOObs

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Those look more like bOObs.

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During cross-examination at one hearing, Oakley's lawyer asked McGrady if she had ever told anyone about the alleged assault on her then-boss.

"Not about that incident, no," McGrady replied. "I mean, she licked a lot of people, sir. So everyone kind of talked about the fact that she licked people. That's what she did when she got drunk."

If that tried to lick me I would staple it's tongue to the door.

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It would depend to some extent on what she was licking.

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16 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

It would depend to some extent on what she was licking.

True. I might have to staple her tongue to the floor instead.

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Looks more like a Caiman than an alligator....

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That is awesome!    "swamp trailer-park chic” look,

And you can rent an alligator?   I had no idea.

 

Bravo swamp chick, bravo.  (though I suggest not playing with the shotgun and bud light at the same time)

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He looks reasonably apologetic. He should be in government.

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On 2/7/2019 at 11:04 PM, Ishmael said:

If that tried to lick me I would staple it's tongue to the door.

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i thought snaggy might be involved

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https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/did-rare-stolen-coins-end-up-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders

Authorities said Mele, 40, of Riviera Beach confessed he stole rare coins and other items, valued at $350,000, from Johnson’s North Palm Beach office in December.

Mele reportedly said he sold some, then ran many through change machines, where he got just face value. 

Mele told police he dumped the rest of the collectibles in “Coin Star” machines at area grocery stores. People often trade large stashes of loose coins for store credit, minus a fee of as much as 11.9 percent.

That means if he dropped in the 33 presidential coins, valued at $1,000 each, he got about $29.30.

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13 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

not all florida men are idiots

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I don't know about that - it takes a lot longer than a week to replace all the constituents of a donated pint.

Here you aren't allowed to donate more than every couple of months.

I suspect he was selling his blood. Which you also can't do here.

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4 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

I don't know about that - it takes a lot longer than a week to replace all the constituents of a donated pint.

Here you aren't allowed to donate more than every couple of months.

I suspect he was selling his blood. Which you also can't do here.

For those more interested in facts than suspicion...

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/tavares-man-donates-100th-gallon-of-blood

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David Williams, who is a long-time car mechanic, found time to donate every week or two at the OneBlood Leesburg Donor Center, spending at least two hours each of those days sitting in a chair, according to a news release.

He was "selling" in the sense that you get a hat and a $10 eGift card at OneBlood centers. Various retailers also offer $10 gift cards if you donate at their locations, according to the OneBlood site. Two hours, works out to $5 per hour. Most wrench swingers can pull in more in other ways, but greed could explain his actions.

The articles on him mention platelet donation. OneBlood allows whole blood donation every two months and platelet donation every week.

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one guy to the other"  I told you it was supposed to be a red flag tied to the mast..."

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58 minutes ago, Blue Crab said:

The one guy has the long black sox suggesting he's not a real Floridian.

its probably a  coppert fit, like the one he has on his arm.  It helping heal the injury from busting his shin on the trailer hitch

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