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Maybe she was only going to keep then for a short period.

Thief Hid Four Rolexes In Body Cavity

 

An accused thief hid four stolen Rolexes in her vagina, according to Florida cops who recovered the pilfered timepieces during a strip search at a Miami jail.

Investigators allege that Delajurea Brookens, 29, swiped five watches--valued at $108,000--from a man she had met at a Miami Beach club. Brookens and the victim later went from the nightspot to a Clarion Suites hotel room, where the January 8 theft allegedly occurred.

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When the victim, Orlando businessman Ramon Diaz, used the bathroom around 5 AM, Brookens took the watches. 

Brookens then fled the room, with the 46-year-old Diaz in pursuit.

When the businessman confronted Brookens as she was trying to hail a taxi, she allegedly began striking him in the head. In the meantime, hotel employees called cops, who subsequently collared Brookens in the vicinity of the hotel.

While officers found a $22,000 Hublot watch in the Crown Royal bag (of which Brookens had custody), the remaining four watches were unaccounted for at the time of Brookens’s apprehension.

The watches, however, turned up when Brookens was being booked into the county jail. During a strip search, jailers discovered the four missing watches had been stashed inside the Miami resident. A police report described the seized property as “four Rolex watches which were found in Brookens Delajurea's vaginal cavity.”

The Rolexes, which include a platinum Daytona model and a timepiece with a "diamond bezel," have been placed in a police evidence locker and will eventually be returned to the Diaz.

 

Ew.

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Once during a rectal exam I asked the doctor to take off his class ring, he said class ring?? thats my rolex.....

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 not saying that anyone deserves to be robbed,  but really,   you take a trip to Miami from orlando and decide to bring 100K worth of watches and leave them in yoru hotel room.  and then when you a bring a "lady of the night" back to the room  you are surprised that they go missing.

 

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3 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said:

 not saying that anyone deserves to be robbed,  but really,   you take a trip to Miami from orlando and decide to bring 100K worth of watches and leave them in yoru hotel room.  and then when you a bring a "lady of the night" back to the room  you are surprised that they go missing.

 

hey man, give Ramon a break... he was probably carrying them for someone more important..  who's pissed that his stanky ass watches are in police custody as whomever claims them will probably have to come up with some "proof" of purchase..

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Let's just take a moment to think about this, 4 Rolex watches, stashed in her vagina.....

Those freaking kegels exercises must have really worked!

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Yes, the tire stores might want to post her mug shot near the door....

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1 hour ago, hobot said:

Let's just take a moment to think about this, 4 Rolex watches, stashed in her vagina.....

Those freaking kegels exercises must have really worked!

I'm still reeling at the thought of the diamond bezel. Makes a Pap smear sound like a walk in the park. 

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8 minutes ago, Ease the sheet. said:

Its a new contraceptive technique.  After her "lady of the night" activities,  she didn't want her period to he late......

See post #1

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38 minutes ago, Ease the sheet. said:

Its a new contraceptive technique.  After her "lady of the night" activities,  she didn't want her period to he late......

How could it be with four watches? Then again, they say that the woman with two watches never knows the time.

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40 minutes ago, Ease the sheet. said:

Its a new contraceptive technique.  After her "lady of the night" activities,  she didn't want her period to he late......

You win the internet for day.   Got gin and tonic on my iPad....dammit

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The answer to, "How many hands will fit in there?" was answered.

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3 hours ago, Rum Runner said:

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Jens accounted for, yes?

 

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3 hours ago, hobot said:

Jens accounted for, yes?

Ist she allreddey donne with Tasha Fuiava?                                  :)

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16 hours ago, Blue Crab said:

The opening sentence used the period joke. You missed it.

It uaed a period joke.

Kinda like you dressed in old clothes.

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16 hours ago, Ease the sheet. said:

It uaed a period joke.

Kinda like you dressed in old clothes.

0 for 2.

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On 1/15/2019 at 5:25 PM, atoyot said:

An accused thief hid four stolen Rolexes in her vagina, according to Florida cops who recovered the pilfered timepieces during a strip search at a Miami jail.

 

Now that's a true Golden Shower.....

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On 1/15/2019 at 5:25 PM, atoyot said:

 

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So all kidding aside.... there is far more fail here than just some watches being stolen.

What I want to know is WHY THE FUCK a dude that can afford 5 really high end diamond studded watches is picking up a $20 Skank-Ho in the first place???  I am very sure there are some really nice high-end escort services in Miami who will deliver a Paris runway model-quality service provider to your door for a reasonable fee.  

And besides, if said Skank-Ho can stuff 4 gold Rolexes up her twat - I can't imagine that he ever even touched the sides.  Like throwing a hotdog down the Chunnel.  Just saying.....

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Yoiks!! On a lark I looked her up on FB and she's a local High School graduate.

That upcoming 15 year reunion is gonna be awk-ward.

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On 1/19/2019 at 12:56 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

And besides, if said Skank-Ho can stuff 4 gold Rolexes up her twat - I can't imagine that he ever even touched the sides.  Like throwing a hotdog down the Chunnel.  Just saying.....

....and if he can find the keys to his truck, ....

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2 hours ago, atoyot said:

....and if he can find the keys to his truck, ....

Maybe even his truck.  He thought he heard a beep each time he bonked.:ph34r:

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13 minutes ago, dreadom said:

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A joke about a crime mate? Particularly one involving anal penetration? How would you feel if you were one of the watches?

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2 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

A joke about a crime mate? Particularly one involving anal penetration? How would you feel if you were one of the watches?

A joke about an adult inserting a watch up their own arse is not the same as making a joke out of the sexual molestation of a 4 year old.

Thanks for stalking. You are pathetic and I have lost all respect for you.  

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Just now, dreadom said:

A joke about an adult inserting a watch up their own arse is not the same as making a joke out of the sexual molestation of a 4 year old.

Thanks for stalking. You are pathetic and I have lost all respect for you.  

And thank you for your stalking and faux outrage. I will still respect you in the morning.

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14 hours ago, More Cowbell2 said:

Maybe even his truck.  He thought he heard a beep each time he bonked.:ph34r:

You missed that joke in high school?  The one that ends with, "Well, if I can find the keys to my truck, we can drive out of here!"

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Something smells fishy about this story............

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I've always thought any blowjob is a good blowjob.  I'm rethinking that....

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