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7 hours ago, jerseyguy said:

Other than make coats they are useless.  Talk to a mink rancher some time about just how nasty they are.  And those razor sharp teeth. . . .

My great uncle was a mink rancher - the stink of his place was intolerable.

Those critters are born vicious too - a baby will sink its fangs into you until they bottom out.

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6 hours ago, Fakenews said:

Duh!  If you were being ranched for your skin you’d be nasty too.  

As opposed to for your meat?

Cows are pretty mellow.

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41 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

Add we’re off to the races again. Down 600

The 1,000 point drop threshold has been crossed.

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10 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Thanks Obama!

Not Obama.  Just more fallout from the terror of that dem debate!

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16 hours ago, El Boracho said:
18 hours ago, MR.CLEAN said:

what is it about republican presidents and stock market crashes?

A firm rejection of reality and facts. An affliction which also affects many of the D’s. However the D’s have never marched in lock-step well, diluting the deleterious effects.

The political parties are corporations.  All that's important is their survival.  While we think of them as political arms of of how we elect representatives.  They see themselves as corporations trying to make money for their stockholders - their major contributors. 

Republicans openly work toward lower taxes, with total disregard for what that might to to the deficit.  Once they get a tax reduction bill passed, their stockholders reap windfall profits. 

Then the market crashes and the Dems are voted in to fix the problem. 

The stockholders see a bear market and wait it out. 

After a while, the voters get pissed the economy sucks and vote the Republicans back in.

And the cycle repeats.

But because these stages include massive donations to the political parties, the corporations thrive.  Politicians may come and go, but the corporations we know as the RNC and DNC carry on.

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29 minutes ago, jerseyguy said:

The 1,000 point drop threshold has been crossed.

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Hope Trump brought his sled.

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How low will it go, will Donnie start isolating and shooting  Coronavirus victims? 

I believe he would do just that,  if it  became the only option that would save his political future.

Where's herr Miller when you really need a solution, is he still on his honeymoon?

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17 hours ago, Jules said:

Well I wish they would go after the rabbits first.  I fear the rabbits will start eating us after they have consumed everything else. 

Anyone have a coyote they aren't using?

We had a couple foxes move in.  Wabbit populations have diminished bigly...  

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10 hours ago, Navig8tor said:

How low will it go, will Donnie start isolating and shooting  Coronavirus victims? 

I was just channel surfing cable news.  CNN and MSNBC were doing in-depth coverage of COVID-19.  FOX was warning viewers that teenage girls were being influenced by Instagram to take male hormones.

FOX fanatics will be the major spreaders of the virus.  But Instagram won't get them!

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On 2/27/2020 at 4:45 PM, Jules said:

Well I wish they would go after the rabbits first.  I fear the rabbits will start eating us after they have consumed everything else. 

Anyone have a coyote they aren't using?

 

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4 hours ago, Jules said:

FOX fanatics will be the major spreaders of the virus. 

Simple Darwinism.

Those of us who have nothing to do with FOX dimwits shall be safe.

Trump rallies - not so much.

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3 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Those of us who have nothing to do with FOX dimwits shall be safe.

Six degrees of separation.  Recent reports are showing a geometric expansion of the virus.  No one is safe.  About all we have is good hygiene to protect us.  Or maybe hop in the boat and sail until they find a vaccine.

The economic impact is also racing around the world.  Airlines and airports are telling workers they can take unpaid leave if they want.  If not enough do, layoffs will follow.  As the panic spreads this will permeate every business.  Worker bees inject a large percent of their income into the economy and most don't have a nest egg to fall back on.  Unless the panic is brought under control, we're in for a world of hurt.

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Just now, The Joker said:

Bump.  Biggest day ever for all three markets.   

Yeah, now its back to being Obama's economy... 

The economically duplicitous morons on this page make me laugh. 

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27 minutes ago, Movable Ballast said:

The economically duplicitous morons on this page make me laugh. 

That's morans to you.

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13 hours ago, Movable Ballast said:

Yeah, now its back to being Obama's economy... 

The economically duplicitous morons on this page make me laugh. 

Classic!  

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14 hours ago, The Joker said:

Bump.  Biggest day ever for all three markets.   

Yes, and as we all know, the DJIA is the best economic indicator!  SMH. That the problem with this entire topic.  Trump uses stocks as a gauge for his success, until of course something happens that causes it to drop.  Then it's not his fault.  But the bounce?  Oh yeah, go Trump!

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Trump’s market just dropped 200 points

 

*** make that 330

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8 minutes ago, jerseyguy said:

Trump’s market just dropped 200 points

 

*** make that 330

550

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4 minutes ago, Raz'r said:

550

Guess someone didn’t like the Feds actions this morning.

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16 hours ago, Movable Ballast said:

Yeah, now its back to being Obama's economy... 

The economically duplicitous morons on this page make me laugh. 

Who said that?

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An economically ignorant moran.

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The stable genius’ stable market...

 

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Dow closed down 785.91.

 

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Oops... that last hour was typical Gropenfuhrer volatility.  

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Thanks Uncle Joe!

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Market down 700+ allegedly because of California declaring a state of emergency due to the coronavirus

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9 minutes ago, jerseyguy said:

Market down 700+ allegedly because of California declaring a state of emergency due to the coronavirus

Those damn Californiacrats.

I don’t suppose it has anything to do with Donnie’s head in the sand denials of an obvious issue and his suggestion that many people could and should go to work with a Coronavirus.

It’ll be great for the markets everyone is saying it.

He is the Con in confidence.

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Gonna be a messy market in the morning. 

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Brace for impact...

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2 minutes ago, bhyde said:

Brace for impact...

gonna be ugly

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4 minutes ago, Raz'r said:

gonna be ugly

Nikkei -6%. Probably doesn't mean anything. And I think the S&P -5% circuit breaker just went "clack."

 

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The operative word might be “carnage.”

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Sounds like a good buying opportunity.

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1 hour ago, SloopJonB said:

Sounds like a good buying opportunity.

Hopefully. I didn't get in quick enough on the Australian toilet paper boom.

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Is it time to be seriously concerned about exactly what stunt the Gropenfurher will pull you deflect attention from his stock market?? 
 

.... the one that was HIS while it was still rising from Obama era policies?? 

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53 minutes ago, Gouvernail said:

Is it time to be seriously concerned about exactly what stunt the Gropenfurher will pull you deflect attention from his stock market?? 
 

.... the one that was HIS while it was still rising from Obama era policies?? 

I’m seriously concerned about Trump tweeting a meme of himself playing the fiddle with the caption  “nothing can stop what’s coming”

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/twitter-to-partner-with-silver-lake-elliott-management-and-conduct-2-billion-in-buybacks-2020-03-09?mod=bnbh_mwarticle

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4 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

I’m seriously concerned about Trump tweeting a meme of himself playing the fiddle with the caption  “nothing can stop what’s coming”

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/twitter-to-partner-with-silver-lake-elliott-management-and-conduct-2-billion-in-buybacks-2020-03-09?mod=bnbh_mwarticle

Especially worrisome, when you consider his comment - 

Who knows what this means, but it sounds good to me! 

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Looking good boys. What we need are some better bullshit and marketing. Spin it up, bullshitters. 

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Down 7% across the board.  Trump should just resign right now.

Trading stopped.

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2 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Especially worrisome, when you consider his comment - 

Who knows what this means, but it sounds good to me! 

Would Canute ordering the tide to stop be better?

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4 minutes ago, Saorsa said:

Would Canute ordering the tide to stop be better?

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Do you understand the symbolism of the image in the Tweet?  I'll bet you do.

President Trump doesn't.

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2 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Thanks Obama. 

Wait, what?

I thought it was Hillary's fault!

- DSK

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15 minutes ago, Saorsa said:

Would Canute ordering the tide to stop be better?

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How many of you know the REAL reason he did that stunt with the tide?

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1 minute ago, kent_island_sailor said:

How many of you know the REAL reason he did that stunt with the tide?

President Trump would be far more effective than King Canute.

As Eva Dent.

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How's President Trump's market doing?  Seems like his incompetent response has folks nervous.

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I have a feeling we may not hear much from the trump fan club for the next few days.  Hey, another couple of days of this and the DJIA will be right where it was when he was inaugurated.

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10 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

How's President Trump's market doing?  Seems like his incompetent response has folks nervous.

It's not his fault.  But he will take credit when it rebounds.  It will be the greatest market rebound in the history of the universe.  Everybody is saying it.

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What I find kind of odd in this situation is that he is not just claiming that the DOW is up.  The supporters here would then be arguing the same thing.  I'd be posting a DOW quote in an effort to prove it's down, and Dog would be asking me if this is the only quote I have. 

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This doesn't meant the Shitstain Fan Club aren't still ardent Shitstain fans. Thems that slunk away have had no change of heart and they have the same point of view. They don't reject Shitstain for being wrong. Instead, they just resent them liberals for being right.

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1 hour ago, Fakenews said:

I’m seriously concerned about Trump tweeting a meme of himself playing the fiddle with the caption  “nothing can stop what’s coming”

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/twitter-to-partner-with-silver-lake-elliott-management-and-conduct-2-billion-in-buybacks-2020-03-09?mod=bnbh_mwarticle

Yes. There is that old advice about getting out in front of the news. But maybe it is simply an idiot shouting out to the QAnon crowd.

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The market triggered a ‘circuit breaker’ that kept stocks from falling through the floor. Here’s what you need to know

In the days weeks months your going to see massive bail outs of big corparations , so the CEO can keep there huge salaries , and who going to pay for that, hint look in the mirror.

The lobbyist now will get there reward for dumbing all that money in the GOP , Rich take care of the rich and steal from the little guy, so now do you "stand your ground " against the Banks/Bankers?

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2 hours ago, kent_island_sailor said:

How many of you know the REAL reason he did that stunt with the tide?

My view was  always that it was to show the ass kissers at court that there were things that kings (or presidents) could not control.

There are those that feel that Nero fiddling was similar.  He could not control the fire anymore than Canute could control the tides.

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Just wait'll Cramer finds out that Giuliani released the coronavirus!

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2 hours ago, Olsonist said:

This doesn't meant the Shitstain Fan Club aren't still ardent Shitstain fans. Thems that slunk away have had no change of heart and they have the same point of view. They don't reject Shitstain for being wrong. Instead, they just resent them liberals for being right.

Naw, they’re waiting for Martial Law, and the real beginning of the Trump Era.  Sports Stadiums full of sick, starving, and  dying Liberals, while Trumpista’s grab wealth and property- then the party will just be getting into gear!  
 

Then it’ll be the Night of the Long Knives!  :)

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4 minutes ago, Saorsa said:

My view was  always that it was to show the ass kissers at court that there were things that kings (or presidents) could not control.

There are those that feel that Nero fiddling was similar.  He could not control the fire anymore than Canute could control the tides.

Yes and no. King Canute wanted to show the limits of human control and his authority to his court.
Nero was just an incompetent degenerate fuckwit who very much could have improved many things including fire safety and did not.

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7 minutes ago, Saorsa said:

There are those that feel that Nero fiddling was similar.  He could not control the fire anymore than Canute could control the tides.

Retconning bullshit, that’s why I still read your daily embarrassment.

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7 minutes ago, Saorsa said:

My view was  always that it was to show the ass kissers at court that there were things that kings (or presidents) could not control.

There are those that feel that Nero fiddling was similar.  He could not control the fire anymore than Canute could control the tides.

How do YOU view the image of President Trump fiddling?  How do YOU view his comment about not knowing what it means?

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2 hours ago, Bus Driver said:

Do you understand the symbolism of the image in the Tweet?  I'll bet you do.

President Trump doesn't.

Does that throne need anodes?

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11 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

How do YOU view the image of President Trump fiddling?  How do YOU view his comment about not knowing what it means?

Stalin-esque style revisionism redefined by screaming and desperate limbic systems rotted from drug induced and sexually transmitted TDS spread by diseased 1%  right wing talk radio, tv, political and media ‘personalities’.  These are the end times!  Evangelicals gather in houses of the worship of those very same personalities and pray that Trump will push the button!  The hour of ascension is nigh!  

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50 minutes ago, Amati said:
2 hours ago, Olsonist said:

This doesn't meant the Shitstain Fan Club aren't still ardent Shitstain fans. Thems that slunk away have had no change of heart and they have the same point of view. They don't reject Shitstain for being wrong. Instead, they just resent them liberals for being right.

Naw, they’re waiting for Martial Law, and the real beginning of the Trump Era.  Sports Stadiums full of sick, starving, and  dying Liberals, while Trumpista’s grab wealth and property- then the party will just be getting into gear!  
 

Then it’ll be the Night of the Long Knives!  :)

Let's all say a prayer to St. Bartholomew and hope for a return of his sanctioned Good Timestm.

'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished

- DSK

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Simple comparisons tend to be honest and accurate.

DOW day one of a Obama’s second year:   10603

DOW  March 9 Obama’s fourth year:

12922

change: up 2319

 

DOW Day one of Gropenfuher’s second year: 26071

DOW March 9, ( midday) in Gropenfuhrer’s fourth year: 24066

 

Change: down 2005

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Gouvernail said:

Simple comparisons tend to be honest and accurate.

DOW day one of a Obama’s second year:   10603

DOW  March 9 Obama’s fourth year:

12922

change: up 2319

 

DOW Day one of Gropenfuher’s second year: 26071

DOW March 9, ( midday) in Gropenfuhrer’s fourth year: 24066

 

Change: down 2005

 

 

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So much winning.

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Currently just down 2k on the DOW, again. Anyone know what triggers the circuit breakers? 

 

Man I miss those slow, steady Obama years! A little guy like me slept a lot better back then than I have been the past few years.

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8 minutes ago, Willin' said:

Currently just down 2k on the DOW, again. Anyone know what triggers the circuit breakers? 

 

Man I miss those slow, steady Obama years! A little guy like me slept a lot better back then than I have been the past few years.

The next break is at 13% for 15 minutes.  Then 20% at which point it stops for the day.  I think? That’s safe for today.

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29 minutes ago, Henley Hornbrook said:

Jack , can he borrow your cannon?

 

 

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Alas, as believable as that is, it's a fake.

Snopes.

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5 hours ago, Olsonist said:

This doesn't meant the Shitstain Fan Club aren't still ardent Shitstain fans. Thems that slunk away have had no change of heart and they have the same point of view. They don't reject Shitstain for being wrong. Instead, they just resent them liberals for being right.

Libruls is Condi-sending. 

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5 hours ago, MR.CLEAN said:

I have a feeling we may not hear much from the trump fan club for the next few days.

Ha!

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15 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Alas, as believable as that is, it's a fake.

Snopes.

Who cares?  It’s believable!

;)

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On 2/28/2020 at 7:26 AM, MR.CLEAN said:

Not Obama.  Just more fallout from the terror of that dem debate!

Now that I’ve been thinking about for a while,  it had to be that unladylike behavior on the part of Elizabeth Warren.  

The stock market always falls when that happens.

;)

 

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3 minutes ago, Amati said:
19 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Alas, as believable as that is, it's a fake.

Snopes.

Who cares?  It’s believable!

With this joker in charge, anything is believable.

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3 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Everything is believable!  It’s that warm fuzzy loving feeling of certainty that Trump brings to the faithful from the 3rd green at Mar a Lago!
 

TDS is good for you!  The deluded live longer!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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3 hours ago, Bus Driver said:

How do YOU view the image of President Trump fiddling?  How do YOU view his comment about not knowing what it means?

I view it as something someone made up to make Trump look bad.  How do you see it?

I view his statement as a way to make people think about it and force them to explain it.

What was Nero or Trump supposed to do?

We've had the CDC (1946) and the Center for Infectious Diseases (1983) looking out for these sorts of events for decades.  The National Center for Emerging and Zoonotic Infectious Diseases was established in 2010 in response to previous outbreaks of new viruses particularly those coming from animals. 

Why do you think they will fail now given their track record of success with

  • Bird Flu
  • Swine Flu
  • Zika Virus
  • MRSA
  • MERS
  • SARS
  • HIV/AIDS
  • etc.

Every one of those was presented as the end of the world as we know it.

We are the worlds resource in this regard.

None of this happened on Trump's watch but the US has an excellent resource in those already in existence and they have successfully done their job in the past.  There is nothing for Trump to do that would be effective.

I don't have anything to do with twitter and the only time I see his are when someone quotes them here.

Ignore Trump (Hah, like that would happen) and pray tell what could Nero have done once Rome began to burn?  or Charles II when London burned,  or when Notre Dam burned Paris, or the Mayor of Chicago in 1871?

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Oh boy, this is gonna be GOOD!

 

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1 minute ago, Saorsa said:

I view it as something someone made up to make Trump look bad.  How do you see it?

I view his statement as a way to make people think about it and force them to explain it.

What was Nero or Trump supposed to do?

Of course you do.  How cute.

I view the image as a slap at President Trump.  Deservedly so.

I view his statement as indicative of a vacuum where most people would know the symbolism of a ruler ignoring the situation.

What should President Trump do?  Shut the fuck up and let people who know what the fuck they are doing handle it.  He thinks he "has a natural ability"?  Fuck me.

3 minutes ago, Saorsa said:

We've had the CDC (1946) and the Center for Infectious Diseases (1983) looking out for these sorts of events for decades.  The National Center for Emerging and Zoonotic Infectious Diseases was established in 2010 in response to previous outbreaks of new viruses particularly those coming from animals. 

Why do you think they will fail now given their track record of success with

  • Bird Flu
  • Swine Flu
  • Zika Virus
  • MRSA
  • MERS
  • SARS
  • HIV/AIDS
  • etc.

Every one of those was presented as the end of the world as we know it.

We are the worlds resource in this regard.

None of this happened on Trump's watch but the US has an excellent resource in those already in existence and they have successfully done their job in the past.  There is nothing for Trump to do that would be effective.

I don't have anything to do with twitter and the only time I see his are when someone quotes them here.

Ignore Trump (Hah, like that would happen) and pray tell what could Nero have done once Rome began to burn?  or Charles II when London burned,  or when Notre Dam burned Paris, or the Mayor of Chicago in 1871?

And, the difference between those outbreaks and the current one?  Well, one major fucking difference is we USED TO have a team in place to handle them.

President Trump disbanded that team in 2018.  Recently, he asked "Who would have thought?", regarding a pandemic.  Well, the fucking team who were in place for just such a scenario "would have thought".

Actually, quite a few people would have thought, and did — including the officials in his own White House who were in charge of preparing for just such a pandemic only to have their office shut down in a reorganization in 2018. “The threat of pandemic flu is the No. 1 health security concern,” one of the officials said the day before that happened two years ago. “Are we ready to respond? I fear the answer is no.”

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12 minutes ago, Saorsa said:

I view it as something someone made up to make Trump look bad.  How do you see it?
I view his statement as a way to make people think about it and force them to explain it.

At least you admit you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.

The best thing Trump could do is shut the fuck up and get out of the way. But he’s Trump he can’t, just like you can’t. It’s why he’s your boy.

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The talking points are out, its just another pandemic ho hum.

Forgetting that in all the previous cases there was a team in place dedicated to preventing it getting out of hand, now not such much,  in fact there is not even a plan.

When are you gonna wake up and realize the man is a fuckin moron, a shyster and a conman.

People that know they have been conned seldom speak up because its embarrassing instead they will insist the idea was great but the timing and execution was just a little off, whats your excuse?

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2 hours ago, Willin' said:

Currently just down 2k on the DOW, again. Anyone know what triggers the circuit breakers? 

 

Man I miss those slow, steady Obama years! A little guy like me slept a lot better back then than I have been the past few years.

How can you with a business jenius in charge?

Everyone knows the Republicans are the smart ones with the money.

Got a budding pandemic?

Cut funding to the CDC.

Massively increase the deficit during good times?

No flexibility to respond when things go sour.

Jeniusis.

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36 minutes ago, Navig8tor said:

The talking points are out, its just another pandemic ho hum.

Forgetting that in all the previous cases there was a team in place dedicated to preventing it getting out of hand, now not such much,  in fact there is not even a plan.

 

An Act of God is not Trump's fault, goddamnit!

(it is, however, an indicator that God hates Donald Trump)

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Can you say 'Precipitous'? I knew you could!

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