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We're not sure how the gestapo at FB let this picture exist, but it certainly is good fodder for a Caption Contest!

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1 hour ago, Editor said:


We're not sure how the gestapo at FB let this picture exist, but it certainly is good fodder for a Caption Contest!

You are so cruel, but okay:

"Wind checking"

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Draining ALL the leeward tanks.

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These guys in the back of the boat are starting to piss me off.

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These new beta ocean racing pants with the piston hanks instead of a zipper have an issue...

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My instrument shows the wind is softening

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3 hours ago, full circle said:

this belongs in shorthanded anarchy.

God dammit. haha. Take the win for best comment.

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The new bowman was all thumbs today....

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I said run out the spinnaker pole...

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One hand for yourself and one hand for the ship.

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I said let's piss off the competition, not piss on the competition.

Fuckin bow never listens!

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This would be so much easier, if I had of worn my biker chaps.

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"Did you catch the franks or the beans son?"  2 minutes later, "WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!!"

 

 

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10 hours ago, Editor said:

bow-piss2.jpg
We're not sure how the gestapo at FB let this picture exist, but it certainly is good fodder for a Caption Contest!

There is - or was a similar photo on the wall at the St. Petersburg (FL) Yacht Club. 

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8 hours ago, Strudel said:

Looks like a penis but smaller....

its a weenis.

 

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spraye it, dointte saye it!!!!!!!                                          :)

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Still want to call us up dick!

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Traditional method of checking speed. Only the instuments differ.

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The tactician said lets take a wind check before we start. You should see the photo from the back of the boat.

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23 hours ago, full circle said:

this belongs in shorthanded anarchy.

Not even going to bother writing one... can't top this.

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That will buff out in no time at all 

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10 hours ago, darth reapius said:

OCS

WSP

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caption contest? no, pissing contest...

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I guess he could just tell the rest of the crew to "carry on while I go below to use the head..." That could be any one of us (males), except most of us will never do bow on a TP(or what ever it is).

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Slight thread drift, but once sailing under spi, we had a bowman who triumphantly dropped his pants to have a shit, sitting right on top of the pulpit with a big grin on his face.

Only when we all burst out laughing did he realise that he dropped his turd right into his white underpants!

 

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"Yesssss!"

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1 hour ago, BMP said:

 

-ps. Bens the best. 

I can't wait till the next time I see him. 

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Typical bowman, pissing into the wind...

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On ‎6‎/‎28‎/‎2019 at 9:11 AM, ajbram said:

Not even going to bother writing one... can't top this.

what do I win scot?

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You don’t tug on Superman’s cape!

you don’t piss into the wind!

you don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with big boat Jim!!

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11 hours ago, Kevlar Edge said:

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape!

you don’t piss into the wind!

you don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with big boat Jim!!

Fun comment. Must have deeeeep poche...and big slip. 

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Heard from the middle/back of the boat - "Damn, another sun shower? Where is this rain coming from!"

- Stumbling

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"Dude!  Off the STERN -- we can use the extra thrust!"

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Obviously from the after-guard - he's pissing off the bow.

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