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Pence returns to WH for “Emergency”

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Nah, he just forgot to hide the green silk stockings before mummy gets home

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A presidential health issue (if it happened) would create a most interesting and ugly shit show between the Trump family and VP Pence.   I wonder what Trump's congressional enablers would do if forced to chose between the Royal Family and the Evangelicals.   "Daddy is fine, he can still communicate by blinking.  Ivanka will just fill in for him at the..."   

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Maybe a gay guy accidentally got equal rights somewhere.

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1 minute ago, Mike G said:

Maybe a gay guy accidentally got equal rights somewhere.

What would the Pence-signal look like?

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Sounds like his wife was in the presence of a heterosexual man of the Homo Sapiens species, unaccompanied.

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13 minutes ago, MR.CLEAN said:

What would the Pence-signal look like?

Something like this, but with a rainbow background. 

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1 hour ago, Fakenews said:

Possible Trump stroke?  Hope nothing life threatening.

How could you tell?

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4 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

How could you tell?

If he's able to pronounce anonymously?

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He probably heard that Ivanka was already talking about taking over his spot on the parade route, and wanted to stake his claim....

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Far better chance of the Pride of the GOP pushing up mushrooms than daisies.  Just ask Stormy. Damn but she would make a great First Lady. What an intellect!

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4 hours ago, MR.CLEAN said:

What would the Pence-signal look like?

The Tool logo.

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7 hours ago, MR.CLEAN said:
7 hours ago, Mike G said:

Maybe a gay guy accidentally got equal rights somewhere.

What would the Pence-signal look like?

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The mystery thickens

"Something came up that required the @VP to remain in Washington, DC," tweeted Alyssa Farah, Pence's press secretary. "It's no cause for alarm. He looks forward to rescheduling the trip to New Hampshire very soon."
Added Pence chief of staff Marc Short: "It's not a national security issue. ... It's not a personal or family issue."
Which is good! But also, kind of-sort of weird, right?
The plot thickened. Pressed on what was behind Pence's cancellation Short offered only that "there will be more later." Then, when asked what "later" meant, Short added: "Weeks from now."
Whaaaaat?

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9 minutes ago, See Level said:

Maybe this.

Well that sucks.

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10 hours ago, Fakenews said:

Possible Trump stroke?  Hope nothing something life threatening.

FIFY.

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11 hours ago, Left Shift said:

How could you tell?

The ah breathing ah at ah the end ah of all his words ah would ah sound ah difffffferent ah- more ah like ah evangelical ah minisssster ah, and we ah know better than most!  Chuffing! Sounds! Gagging in the throat!

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penny was the victim of Bad audio. 

 

He heard The President Wanted Friend for lays her. 

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Quite possibly Trump already ordered a nuke strike on Iran (or maybe France,  for embarrassing the idiot Ivanka), the military told him to fuck off and grow a brain, and he over-indulged in Adderall and had a minor psychotic break.

If Holy Mike takes over, things will change. Putin doesn't have Pence's balls in a squeeze-grip, Kim hasn't written him love letters, the Saudis don't have a nice deal going with Pence's son-in-law.

On the other hand, Jesus might tell Mike to hasten the rapture by nuking Russia...….....

 

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Or could this be the emergency?

So many possibilities..............

The US has accused China of conducting missile launches in the South China Sea, describing Beijing's actions as "meant to intimidate".

US media first reported the launches citing unnamed Pentagon officials.

Beijing had announced military drills but did not confirm the allegations that it launched missiles in the disputed waters.

Taiwan, the Philippines, Brunei, Malaysia and Vietnam all make claims to parts of the sea.

China however claims a huge area known as the "nine-dash line" and has been building military installations on artificial islands there.

Ahead of the exercise Beijing warned other ships not to enter a designated area between the Spratly and Paracel Islands for five days.

Washington "was aware of the Chinese missile launch from the man-made structures in the South China Sea near the Spratly Islands," Pentagon spokesman Lieutenant Colonel Dave Eastburn said on Tuesday.

He added that China's behaviour was "contrary to its claim to want to bring peace to the region and obviously actions like this are coercive acts meant to intimidate other claimants" to the South China Sea.

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12 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

The mystery thickens

"Something came up that required the @VP to remain in Washington, DC," tweeted Alyssa Farah, Pence's press secretary. "It's no cause for alarm. He looks forward to rescheduling the trip to New Hampshire very soon."
Added Pence chief of staff Marc Short: "It's not a national security issue. ... It's not a personal or family issue."
Which is good! But also, kind of-sort of weird, right?
The plot thickened. Pressed on what was behind Pence's cancellation Short offered only that "there will be more later." Then, when asked what "later" meant, Short added: "Weeks from now."
Whaaaaat?

It takes a while to fully plan, and develop a proper emergency.

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Because Ivanka performed so extraordinarily well, presidential actually, Trump decided to tell Pence that she is replacing him on the 2020 ticket. So no need for a campaign visit to NH.

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15 minutes ago, El Boracho said:

Because Ivanka performed so extraordinarily well, presidential actually, Trump decided to tell Pence that she is replacing him on the 2020 ticket. So no need for a campaign visit to NH.

He would have tweeted that.

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You guys are overthinking it.   Trump doesn’t worry about possibilities or threats.  Problems are only real if he has to publicly admit they exist.   Global warming is fake since his buildings have AC.    Ocean rise is fake until one floods.    North Korea doesn’t have nukes until he US is attacked (Japan doesn’t count).    The sanctions are working in Iran until the dollar ceases to be a reserve currency and Europe lifts them,    Gun control isn’t needed until a redneck accidentally shoots Ivanka at a rally while fondling his precious.   Whatever caused the recall is immediate, tangible, and directly affected Trump.    He needed somebody to get a coke so he could keep watching Fox.

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13 hours ago, Shootist Jeff said:

Its probably more likely this from CNN:
 

I'm betting a strike is going to happen any day now.  FUCK!

why are you bitching? More biz for you, and the bitch is burning. Just what you wanted!

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24 minutes ago, kmacdonald said:

More silence: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/few-answers-for-cancellation-of-pence-trip-to-new-hampshire/ar-AADMcIU

I'm guessing more fighting at the Pentagon.  The military wants and thinks they run the country and can do what they want but Trump isn't playing by their rules.  They whipped Obama into faithful compliance with an article in Rolling Stone Magazine but  Trumps not that easy.

 

Interesting, Trump got whipped with a magazine as well.  #butthurts

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1 hour ago, kmacdonald said:

The Donald can take it though.  He's a big boy.

BTW, the tanks WILL BE on the mall tomorrow and there WILL BE military jet flyovers.

Wouldn't surprise me if they were Russian.

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You have to hand it to the guy.  He sure can turn a phrase.

Well, he can turn it into a word salad worthy of someone on psilocybin.

  • Trump on Monday: "You've got to be pretty careful with the tanks because the roads have a tendency not to like to carry heavy tanks, so we have to put them in certain areas."
 

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10 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Wouldn't surprise me if they were Russian.

Better that than our feeble new Sherman Tanks.

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Just heard the SS is setting up a bullet proof glass screen for trump to hide appear behind during his tribute.

The emperor is getting nervous.

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6 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

Just heard the SS is setting up bullet a proof glass screen for trump to hide appear behind during his tribute.

The emperor is getting nervous.

Nah its just one way mirrored glass so the emperor can see himself at his zenith.

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5 minutes ago, Navig8tor said:

Nah its just one way mirrored glass so the emperor can see himself at his zenith. 

Wouldn't his golden aura blind him in a reflection?

What distance do they need to put the glass away from the podium so his ego will fit?

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32 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Wouldn't surprise me if they were Russian.

Well, apparently they won't be "brand new" Shermans :wacko:or "brand new" Abrams, but two Bradley Armored Personnel Carriers.  So actually, no tanks at all.  :lol:

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3 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

Well, apparently they won't be "brand new" Shermans :wacko:or "brand new" Abrams, but two Bradley Armored Personnel Carriers.  So actually, no tanks at all.  :lol:

The star of the movie Pentagon Wars?  One of the funniest movies I have ever seen and so true.  

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18 minutes ago, Grrr... said:

What distance do they need to put the glass away from the podium so his ego will fit?

His ego will fill all of the empty seats in the VIP section.

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15 hours ago, Happy said:

Quite possibly Trump already ordered a nuke strike on Iran (or maybe France,  for embarrassing the idiot Ivanka), the military told him to fuck off and grow a brain, and he over-indulged in Adderall and had a minor psychotic break.

If Holy Mike takes over, things will change. Putin doesn't have Pence's balls in a squeeze-grip, Kim hasn't written him love letters, the Saudis don't have a nice deal going with Pence's son-in-law.

On the other hand, Jesus might tell Mike to hasten the rapture by nuking Russia...….....

 

It's worse than that with Pence. Here's a guy just one-fat-man's-heart-attack-away from having his finger on the button, who actually *wants* end-of-days to happen.

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22 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

The mystery thickens

"Something came up that required the @VP to remain in Washington, DC," tweeted Alyssa Farah, Pence's press secretary. "It's no cause for alarm. He looks forward to rescheduling the trip to New Hampshire very soon."
Added Pence chief of staff Marc Short: "It's not a national security issue. ... It's not a personal or family issue."
Which is good! But also, kind of-sort of weird, right?
The plot thickened. Pressed on what was behind Pence's cancellation Short offered only that "there will be more later." Then, when asked what "later" meant, Short added: "Weeks from now."
Whaaaaat?

I think Pence did something that pissed Trump off and he wanted to scold him immediately.  Probably something totally meaningless, maybe he stole some ice cream from the WH.  

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Its just trumps 4th of July parade, things seem not to be falling in place and he needs someone with experience to sort the tanks, news and crowd.

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4 minutes ago, kmacdonald said:

I hope he doesn't hurt himself.

I Really Don't Care, Do You?

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The fly overs will be by invisible, silent F-35s.... Hopefully the rust flakes wont fall on Trump's hair.....

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On 7/2/2019 at 12:27 PM, Shortforbob said:

Nah, he just forgot to hide the green silk stockings before mummy gets home

You got issues - just saying

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6 hours ago, -Dino said:

You got issues - just saying

Pence won't be alone in a room with a female not his wife, who he calls "mother."  I'd say he's got some deep issues. Only in the USA could a far-gone religious wingnut become VP.

 

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11 minutes ago, Happy said:

Pence won't be alone in a room with a female not his wife, who he calls "mother."  I'd say he's got some deep issues. Only in the USA could a far-gone religious wingnut become VP.

 

I meant HIS green silk stockings.

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9 hours ago, Left Shift said:

Well, apparently they won't be "brand new" Shermans :wacko:or "brand new" Abrams, but two Bradley Armored Personnel Carriers.  So actually, no tanks at all.  :lol:

Shh.if no one tells him, he'll never know

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6 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:

The fly overs will be by invisible, silent F-35s.... Hopefully the rust flakes wont fall on Trump's hair.....

Heh, could some one just say..look sir, here they come and they;re supersonic too!!! and make a loud bang?

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Wouldn't it be nice to have a president who records a brief TV message, surrounded by his family and dressed in backyard BBQ clothes, wishing everyone a happy holiday with their loved ones and neighbours?

Of course, that would be downright unAmerican. Patriotism means tanks and warplanes and lots of guys marching with guns, and some rich preacher to tell the crowd that Jesus approves.

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back on topic.

I wonder if Pence  is vaccinated?

What takes about two weeks, that would prevent someone from attending any sort of conference where theres a hell of a lot of people pressing flesh?...or visiting drug rehab centres?

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump on Friday extended the mystery of why Vice President Mike Pence abruptly canceled a trip to New Hampshire on Tuesday.

"There was a very interesting problem that they had in New Hampshire," Trump told reporters, without saying what the problem was.

Trump said the reason will become known "in about a week or two."

"I can’t tell you about it. But it had nothing to do with the White House," Trump said. "There was a problem up there." 

Pence had been scheduled to visit a drug addiction treatment center in Salem, New Hampshire, and talk about the opioid crisis Tuesday.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/07/05/president-trump-adds-mystery-why-vice-president-pence-canceled-trip/1656674001/

 

There's a Hep A outbreak in New Hampshire

https://www.nhpr.org/post/fight-hepatitis-outbreak-nashuas-health-workers-bring-vaccines-streets#stream/0

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Many people are saying Pence has Hep C (not me!) which is common in gay and bisexual men. Some snide people say his wife looks like a man. They are also speculating he doesn’t want to get Hep A or god forbid Hep B as well.

T&P..

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50 minutes ago, kmacdonald said:

Well it looks like there is a problem with the rehab center Pence was going to visit.  Probably another shit hole owned by political insiders and retired military.  Just guessing.

So...... They didn't have a room for him, or something else?

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Those “pray away the gay” places are notoriously dodgy from what many people are saying. Belief me. 

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On 7/3/2019 at 1:37 PM, Raz'r said:

why are you bitching? More biz for you, and the bitch is burning. Just what you wanted!

Does seem that way.....

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If there's something at the rehab centre he was scheduled to visit, I fail to understand what all the secrecy is about that requires a 2 week silence, unless there's a suspected outbreak of something terrifying to the general community...Ebola? Plague? 

Or perhaps he was simply uninvited?

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1 hour ago, Mismoyled Jiblet. said:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-08/stricken-russian-nuke-sub-crew-prevented-planetary-catastrophe

maybe this? russian sub fire could have produced "planetary catastrophe".

phuck me.

phuck me too, these type of incidents that can summon Hell happen all too often.

Chernobyl was an example where a bullet wasn't dodged.

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that deranged choir boy re-pence went to flog himself for a whole day cause he jerked off to gay porn.

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...“As for the reactor, there are no problems with that,” 

-Russians

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2 hours ago, Mismoyled Jiblet. said:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-08/stricken-russian-nuke-sub-crew-prevented-planetary-catastrophe

maybe this? russian sub fire could have produced "planetary catastrophe".

phuck me.

Jeff will be along shortly to say ...

On 7/7/2019 at 5:00 AM, Shootist Jeff said:

Good point.  I love a good bonfire.

Guy will be concerned yet optimistic. Tom will say ...

 

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July 2nd - Pence returned to WH after a last minute cancellation of his trip.

July 2nd - Trump rage-tweets about the overreach of the SDNY courts.

July 2nd - The day the indictment was filed against Jeffrey Epstein

Coincidence?

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28 minutes ago, Nice! said:

July 2nd - Pence returned to WH after a last minute cancellation of his trip.

July 2nd - Trump rage-tweets about the overreach of the SDNY courts.

July 2nd - The day the indictment was filed against Jeffrey Epstein

Coincidence?

You think Pence might have been one of the 14 y/o girls?...... It's possible.... He acts like one......

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3 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:

You think Pence might have been one of the 14 y/o girls?...... It's possible.... He acts like one......

In what way precisely? 

Hardly a sea of raging hormones...Mother doesn't approve of hormones. 

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Mystery solved

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/22/us/politics/pence-new-hampshire-drug-trafficker.html

Pence Canceled New Hampshire Trip to Avoid Meeting a Drug Trafficker

 
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https://www.politico.com/story/2019/07/22/pence-air-force-two-heroin-bust-1425823

The vice president’s aides and even President Donald Trump himself kept up the suspense. “You'll know in about two weeks,” Trump told reporters at the time. “There was a very interesting problem that they had in New Hampshire.”

Among the problems was a federal law enforcement probe involving individuals Pence would likely encounter, according to a law enforcement official briefed on the incident. If Pence stepped off the vice presidential aircraft, one of the people he would have seen on the ground was under investigation by the Drug Enforcement Administration for moving more than $100,000 of fentanyl from Massachusetts to New Hampshire.

Jeff Hatch, who agreed in federal court Friday to plead guilty and will face up to four years in prison, works for an opioid addiction treatment center in southern New Hampshire that Pence was set to visit. A former New York Giants player, he has spoken publicly for years about his own challenge with drug and alcohol addiction, which ended his football career.

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Pence's mate the Lord Almighty would surely have smitten Jeff Hatch before letting him near Holy Mike?

A plague of boils, locusts, plain old lightning, or that old favourite, turning him into a pillar of salt.

Seems God is more bothered about misbehaving virgins and men doing gay stuff than guys moving big weights of Fentanyl.

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