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28 minutes ago, pond sailor said:

I'd like to see the body count if Trump's minions start testifying. Not that the Repugnicans will care, Turnip could rape their daughters in the middle of the Christmas dinner table and they would offer him their napkins to clean himself up.

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There's precedent.

Lot did it in Genesis when he figured out his houseguests were VIPs and he didn't want them interrupted.

Genesis 19:4-9 King James Version (KJV)

But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:

And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.

And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,

And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.

Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.

And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, even Lot, and came near to break the door.

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I doubt this is even making a blip on Trump's radar screen.... (If he has one)

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Jeffstain will be along shortly to argue that this isn't a quid pro propter hoc. Guystain will be concerned yet optimistic. Tomstain will point out this doesn't violate the Second Amendment.

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11 hours ago, Olsonist said:

Jeffstain will be along shortly to argue that this isn't a quid pro propter hoc. Guystain will be concerned yet optimistic. Tomstain will point out this doesn't violate the Second Amendment.

And Dog will claim that the aid was released, and that he won't read the released emails.

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3 minutes ago, Remodel said:
11 hours ago, Olsonist said:

Jeffstain will be along shortly to argue that this isn't a quid pro propter hoc. Guystain will be concerned yet optimistic. Tomstain will point out this doesn't violate the Second Amendment.

And Dog will claim that the aid was released, and that he won't read the released emails.

And insist that everybody listen while he endlessly repeats what A.G. Barr says the emails say.

- DSK

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1 hour ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

C'mon bullshitters.  The talking points HAVE to be out by now.  Where's your spirit? 

"The heavily-redacted emails, obtained under a Freedom of Information request by the Center for Public Integrity, also show that administration officials ordered a hold on the aid about an hour after the leaders’ call on July 25."

Yeah, well they were heavily redacted.  What did you expect?  If they got the entire email, you would have seen the truth.  The Fake News always redacts out the stuff that shows what a great leader Trump is.

 

How did I do?

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On 12/22/2019 at 2:09 PM, B.J. Porter said:

There's precedent.

Lot did it in Genesis when he figured out his houseguests were VIPs and he didn't want them interrupted.

Genesis 19:4-9 King James Version (KJV)

But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:

And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.

And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,

And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.

Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.

And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This one fellow came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, even Lot, and came near to break the door.

Are you seriously quoting the bible.  My what a hippocrate. 

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4 minutes ago, Gone Drinking said:

 My what a hippocrate. 

Is that like a hippopotamus?

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1 minute ago, Gone Drinking said:

Are you seriously quoting the bible.  My what a hippocrate. 

Seriously?  Hippocrate? Really?

Why not just go public and tell the world you are your mom and uncle's love child.

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8 minutes ago, MR.CLEAN said:
12 minutes ago, Gone Drinking said:

 My what a hippocrate. 

Is that like a hippopotamus?

It's what a hippopotamus rides in, on the way to vet.

- DSK

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17 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

It's what a hippopotamus rides in, on the way to Donnie Jr’s big game hunt.

- DSK

FIFY 

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30 minutes ago, Gone Drinking said:

Are you seriously quoting the bible.  My what a hippocrate. 

Is that like a Hippogriff?

Buckbeak.jpg

 

You need to re-evaluate your choices if you're too wrapped up in righteous anger to figure out there's nothing wrong with using the bible to mock pretend Christians.

After all, unlike them I've actually read most of it. Even studied it, formally, in a university setting. It makes for...entertaining...discussions with the religious right.

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Nobody knows the bible better than me.  Nobody.   Even Dr. Dobson has my back.

Quote

By James Dobson, Ph.D.

"I have read a new editorial published by Christianity Today that promotes impeachment of President Donald Trump. The editors didn't tell us who should take his place in the aftermath. Maybe the magazine would prefer a president who is passionately pro-abortion, anti-family, hostile to the military, dispassionate toward Israel, supports a socialist form of government, promotes confiscatory taxation, opposes school choice, favors men in women's sports and boys in girl's locker rooms, promotes the entire LGBTQ agenda, opposes parental rights, and distrusts evangelicals and anyone who is not politically correct. By the way, after Christianity Today has helped vacate the Oval Office, I hope they will tell us if their candidate to replace Mr. Trump will fight for religious liberty and the Bill of Rights? Give your readers a little more clarity on why President Trump should be turned out of office after being duly elected by 63 million voters? Is it really because he made a phone call that displeased you? There must be more to your argument than that. While Christianity Today is making its case for impeachment, I hope the editors will now tell us who they support for president among the Democrat field. That should tell us the rest of the story."

So libtards, who will the fake evangelicals think will replace me?  Huh?  someone who is passionately pro-abortion, anti-family, hostile to the military and hates Isreal?

 

Snowflakes.

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2 minutes ago, DonaldJTrump said:

Nobody knows the bible better than me.  Nobody.   Even Dr. Dobson has my back.

So libtards, who will the fake evangelicals think will replace me?  Huh?  someone who is passionately pro-abortion, anti-family, hostile to the military and hates Isreal?

 

Snowflakes.

Pence... If you know anything about the line of succession.....

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28 minutes ago, Mrleft8 said:

Pence... If you know anything about the line of succession.....

Pelosi, if Pence committed a crime as well.

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40 minutes ago, Mrleft8 said:

Pence... If you know anything about the line of succession.....

Ivanka, if I throw Pence under the bus first.

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3 hours ago, Gone Drinking said:

Are you seriously quoting the bible.  My what a hippocrate. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Nice! said:

 

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The bible is a something to know.

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3 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:

Pence... If you know anything about the line of succession.....

I would have thought they’d be fine with Pence in the oval. Go figure. 

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24 minutes ago, Spatial Ed said:

 

Welcome back. Not much has changed, except some names. I dare you to figure out who Simple Jack is, without throwing out any Ridgeline or F35 bait. 

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3 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Welcome back. Not much has changed, except some names. I dare you to figure out who Simple Jack is, without throwing out any Ridgeline or F35 bait. 

Like being welcomed back to the NA meeting you left after throwing up in the bathroom because the skank in the back row gave you some bad smack.

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6 minutes ago, Battlecheese said:

Hey, getting the band back together

Fuck, I take a year off and you jackoffs are still at the same place.  

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9 minutes ago, Spatial Ed said:

Fuck, I take a year off and you jackoffs are still at the same place.  

No, we're a year stupider. What earned you a year-long time out?

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18 minutes ago, Battlecheese said:

Hey, getting the band back together

 

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6 hours ago, MR.CLEAN said:

Is that like a hippopotamus?

I think it's a doctor isn't it?

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1 minute ago, SloopJonB said:

I think it's a doctor isn't it?

No, that's the hippocratic oath.

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1 hour ago, Spatial Ed said:

Like being welcomed back to the NA meeting you left after throwing up in the bathroom because the skank in the back row gave you some bad smack.

Exactly. The Smartest Man in the GOP hasn’t even been impeached yet. 

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1 hour ago, Ishmael said:

No, we're a year stupider. What earned you a year-long time out?

Go with that.  If that works for you.  I had a momentary flush of sanity where I decided it wasn't worth my time to argue with assholes on the internet.  Then on a really dull day at the office, I log in.  Same shit.  WTF boys?

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38 minutes ago, Spatial Ed said:

Go with that.  If that works for you.  I had a momentary flush of sanity where I decided it wasn't worth my time to argue with assholes on the internet.  Then on a really dull day at the office, I log in.  Same shit.  WTF boys?

Happy Holidays. 

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1 hour ago, Spatial Ed said:

Fuck, I take a year off and you jackoffs are still at the same place.  

Don’t judge.

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7 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:

Pence... If you know anything about the line of succession.....

I wonder if VP Pence believes Trump is the antichrist, and will being Jesus back with all the Revelations stuff.   I don’t understand why he didn’t invite the Senate Republicans to join him in prayer and Trump flagellation.   The only other explanation is a shit load of Republicans and religious nutters have been compromised.   

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1 hour ago, Lark said:

I wonder if VP Pence believes Trump is the antichrist, and will being Jesus back with all the Revelations stuff.   I don’t understand why he didn’t invite the Senate Republicans to join him in prayer and Trump flagellation.   The only other explanation is a shit load of Republicans and religious nutters have been compromised.   

Lark, I really do like your opinions, but why should prayer and our government ever be in the same sentence.  It only is to appeal to voters.  

Not a shot, I like and read what you have to say.  Have a great holiday!

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3 hours ago, Ishmael said:

No, that's the hippocratic oath.

No, no, he's trying to say hippocampus, which the part of the brain you access when you are being raped by Brett Kavanaugh. Or it could be where hippos go to learn shit. I don't know.

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22 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

Lark, I really do like your opinions, but why should prayer and our government ever be in the same sentence.  It only is to appeal to voters.  

Not a shot, I like and read what you have to say.  Have a great holiday!

They should not.   I’ve lived among the religious right in Kansas and Indiana.   My view is not universal.   “America is a Christian nation under God.  Senator Romney wasn’t really Christian and shouldn’t be President.   The earth is 4000 years old and they shouldn’t be brainwashing our children with science.   Evolution is a plot by the devil to corrupt our hearts with our minds.   You’re Catholic?   I don’t believe what they say.  I think it’s possible for you to go to heaven anyway.”  All are real quotes.  

I’ll debate with most anybody and find something to respect in most.   Some ideas are mock worthy.  Some minds (not yours) are not only closed, but saturated as spring mud over the winter ice.  

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5 minutes ago, Lark said:

They should not.   I’ve lived among the religious right in Kansas and Indiana.   My view is not universal.   “America is a Christian nation under God.  Senator Romney wasn’t really Christian and shouldn’t be President.   The earth is 4000 years old and they shouldn’t be brainwashing our children with science.   Evolution is a plot by the devil to corrupt our hearts with our minds.   You’re Catholic?   I don’t believe what they say.  I think it’s possible for you to go to heaven anyway.”  All are real quotes.  

I’ll debate with most anybody and find something to respect in most.   Some ideas are mock worthy.  Some minds (not yours) are not only closed, but saturated as spring mud over the winter ice.  

I wish everyone gave each measure your considered thought.  You are a voice I hear and respect.

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1 minute ago, Cal20sailor said:

I wish everyone gave each measure your considered thought.  You are a voice I hear and respect.

Thank you.   Respect for you and all that add to the tapestry.    Merry Christmas with those important to you.  
 

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Merry Christmas all, only 3 hours away here.

The word on the street is there is a truckload of coal headed to Mar a Lago

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How's the plane, Spatial?

Sure, happy holidays to all.

About the OP. I expect a trickle of incriminating details to emerge over the holidays. The entire Republican Party is now swinging, slowly, in the wind, IMO. In all this land, will we find four decent Republican senators in January?

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10 hours ago, Fakenews said:

Don’t judge.

We were waiting for him! :)

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18 hours ago, B.J. Porter said:

Is that like a Hippogriff?

Buckbeak.jpg

 

You need to re-evaluate your choices if you're too wrapped up in righteous anger to figure out there's nothing wrong with using the bible to mock pretend Christians.

After all, unlike them I've actually read most of it. Even studied it, formally, in a university setting. It makes for...entertaining...discussions with the religious right.

Hanging out at the Sperry Room?  

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18 hours ago, DonaldJTrump said:

Nobody knows the bible better than me.  Nobody.   Even Dr. Dobson has my back.

So libtards, who will the fake evangelicals think will replace me?  Huh?  someone who is passionately pro-abortion, anti-family, hostile to the military and hates Isreal?

Snowflakes.

But Mr. President, sir, what about this from Christianity Today

Whether Mr. Trump should be removed from office by the Senate or by popular vote next election—that is a matter of prudential judgment. That he should be removed, we believe, is not a matter of partisan loyalties but loyalty to the Creator of the Ten Commandments.

To the many evangelicals who continue to support Mr. Trump in spite of his blackened moral record, we might say this: Remember who you are and whom you serve. Consider how your justification of Mr. Trump influences your witness to your Lord and Savior.

How do good christians deal with this dilemma?  Please help those of us looking for the right path!

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2 minutes ago, Jules said:

But Mr. President, sir, what about this from Christianity Today

Whether Mr. Trump should be removed from office by the Senate or by popular vote next election—that is a matter of prudential judgment. That he should be removed, we believe, is not a matter of partisan loyalties but loyalty to the Creator of the Ten Commandments.

To the many evangelicals who continue to support Mr. Trump in spite of his blackened moral record, we might say this: Remember who you are and whom you serve. Consider how your justification of Mr. Trump influences your witness to your Lord and Savior.

How do good christians deal with this dilemma?  Please help those of us looking for the right path!

No!  
 

Make your own damned decisions! (Get it?Damned? :rolleyes:).  A message from the heavily armed Christian down our old block in Spokane.

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I don't hide my Christian beliefs.

In the church I attend, we are seekers.  A book we are are reading now is Holy Envy.

Merry Christmas.  Or whatever makes your heart flutter.

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