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Twisted Sister.  Or Peel me another.

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These new tell tales really suck.

 

Punk rock jib

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Only two more miles to the weather mark?  We've got this easy.  

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the delamurai douse, put up teh saille, and lette god tacke it downe.                                                 :)

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California Coastal Commission sees photograph,  retroactively bans mylar sails.

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Sails should have expiration dates just like condoms and first wives

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Been there... quickly bought Block Island out of duck tape.

--Matt

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5 hours ago, RATM said:

Sails should have expiration dates just like condoms and first wives

They do and it's expressed in hours.

Not years or months... hours.

 

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I'm telling you, the sailmaker said the speed bubble is fast!

 

Hmmm, can we make wallets out of that shit!

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2 hours ago, ROADKILL666 said:

Original prototype of the north 3dl

Yes - On its 3rd Day of the '3 Day Long' North Sail

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14 hours ago, Editor said:

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Ah yes, the delam era! have fun.

Didn't 3DL stand for 3 Days Long?

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Can't remember, is it port tack or starboard to get out of a high pressure area? We've been at it for a year now, bloody navigator got it wrong again!

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I was sure I put that can of contact cement on board.

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Stenciled on North sail bag: "Warning. Use invalidates warranty."

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14 hours ago, Bedford said:

This is the boat I took that photo on.

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Great documentary about that trip

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verb
gerund or present participle: molting
  1. shed old feathers, hair, or skin, or an old shell, to make way for a new growth

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Do you want some stick glue?

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Not toit like a tiger ….Loosh like a Shar-Pei ….. I hope we have a shpare.   (Goldmember)

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"Ist abote getteng laminarre flowe!  Notte getteng laminattes to floate!"                                           :)

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On 2/17/2020 at 12:17 PM, RATM said:

Sails should have expiration dates just like condoms and first wives

Condoms do.  You must not unroll yours as far as I do.

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North realized how much of a farce their 'shark skin' sails were and decided to market these 'snake skin' sails as a joke. 

What they didn't expect was the orders coming in from select J105 and PHRF sailors in the US. 

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But seriously, how does the shape look?  Is there too much draft aft?

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On 2/18/2020 at 9:48 AM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

nope, check stays..

As in...."If the check stays in your pocket, your sails end up like that?"

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