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COVID 45: Picture's Worth 1000 Rolls of TP

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  Did anyone pull any good pranks on April Fool's Day?

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Only in Florida you say?

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Just now, Olsonist said:

 

He's definitely in the running for Cretinous Whack Job of the Millenium.

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3 minutes ago, Desert Racer said:

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Somehow I don't see the humor in that but I'm sure you think it's hilarious.

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6 minutes ago, Ed Lada said:

Somehow I don't see the humor in that but I'm sure you think it's hilarious.

Lighten up, Francine.

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42 minutes ago, Desert Racer said:

Lighten up, Francine.

I beg your pardon, my middle name is Francis.

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3 hours ago, Ed Lada said:
4 hours ago, Desert Racer said:

Lighten up, Francine.

I beg your pardon, my middle name is Francis.

Exactly.  

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Jeff has some issues with the non male persuasion. On the bright side he has lots and lots of guns.

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1 hour ago, Cal20sailor said:

Newsflash, Jeff is a moron.  How easy is a jet to fly?

If he really did fly them, I'd say pretty easy.

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2 hours ago, Steam Flyer said:

Did you actually think  ^ this ^ was funny?

- DSK

His rape fantasy thing is pretty disturbing.

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1 hour ago, Sean said:

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If only someone... anyone had the balls to actually do that.

On camera.

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Batshit crazy doesn't begin to describe them.

WTF happens to people to make them end up that way?

Ordinary stupidity just isn't enough.

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16 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Batshit crazy doesn't begin to describe them.

WTF happens to people to make them end up that way?

Ordinary stupidity just isn't enough.

Fluoride in the water. 

 

 

And a darning needle up past the eyeball.

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 A pair of condors were peering in at us this morning. But we are not yet dead. Nor even feeling feverish. Note the antenna. They are apparently radio dispatched now.

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On 4/11/2020 at 5:33 PM, Ishmael said:
On 4/11/2020 at 1:22 AM, SloopJonB said:

Batshit crazy doesn't begin to describe them.

WTF happens to people to make them end up that way?

Ordinary stupidity just isn't enough.

Fluoride in the water. 

 

 

And a darning needle up past the eyeball.

 

It's got to be inserted carefully to get past the eyeball, in the corner of the eyesocket. It has to be angled upward, almost parallel with the bridge of the nose, slightly more than the length of the index finger to get into the frontal lobe

Then make a stirring motion, like you're scrambling eggs.

Oddly enough, if you do it right, the initial part of the insertion is slightly painful, but the rest causes no pain at all.

- DSK

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On 4/10/2020 at 10:22 PM, SloopJonB said:

Batshit crazy doesn't begin to describe them.

WTF happens to people to make them end up that way?

Ordinary stupidity just isn't enough.

Mark calls that fractal wrongness:

You are not just wrong. You are wrong at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of your worldview finds beliefs exactly as wrong as your entire worldview.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fractal_wrongness

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Crank magnetism. :D

I learned a new term today.

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I fear she is correct.

It's getting harder and harder to see a positive outcome for the USA.

The bitch has been burned and all you will have left are smoking embers.

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14 minutes ago, Olsonist said:

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Jeff will be by shortly to say if nothing else they're patriots because flags. Guy will be concerned yet optimistic. Tom will say that this is what freedom really means.

I cannot look at that picture and NOT hear zombies moaning "braaaaaaiiiiinnnnsssss."  

In other news, the Daily Show is ON it. 

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2 hours ago, Remodel said:

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That vid clip was great - Doc literally had to hide his face to hide his laughter at the idiot.

It must be irritating as hell to actually BE the smartest guy in the room and have to stand there while the biggest moron takes the lead.

It might be entertaining if there weren't thousands of lives on the line.

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Why won't someone put a bullet in that assholes head?

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17 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Why won't someone put a bullet in that assholes head?

Have to be a 50 BMG round to get through the reinforced stupidity cranium.

FKT

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DEAD

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1 hour ago, SloopJonB said:

Why won't someone put a bullet in that assholes head?

Wouldn't help. Tiny prefrontal lobes, the reptile brain in the base of the tail doesn't give a shit. He's a human-shaped virus.

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4 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

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Wasn't it Trump that declared a National Emergency? That's why I stay away from PA  and most  of SA these days. I'm just finding it hard to relate.

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1 hour ago, Junkyard Dog said:

Wasn't it Trump that declared a National Emergency? That's why I stay away from PA  and most  of SA these days. I'm just finding it hard to relate.

Better stay away from reality. It sucks.

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10 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

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Perfect illustration of the intelligence level of those fools.

Asymptomatic contagiousness  is 9 syllables so I guess it is expecting a lot for them to comprehend it. Especially when spelling Constitution (only 4 syllables) is too much for them.

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Amazing how the Catholic terrorist of another age became the poster child for Protestants of America,    The masked protesters’ fathers likely feared Kennedy would invite the Pope into the White House.   

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why are they wearing anon garb

none of the anon i know have a bar of the drivel this president presents as fact

anon is committed to truth not indoctrination. brainwashing or pathological lying

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7 hours ago, phill_nz said:

why are they wearing anon garb

Just part of the playbook. Co-opt it to lend credibility and take away a powerful symbol so anon can't use it any more. 

Or maybe their just too stupid and ignorant and think it's just kinda protest-y and looks cool. 

 

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2 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Time to reopen the schools!

 

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.... Now offering discount rates for the very best of the best courses in the world ever below to Masters and PhD level: 

Bankruptcy, Lying , Grift, Fake News, Nepotism, Narcissism, Misogyny, Racism, Bullying, Sedition, Treason, Autocracy, Tax Evasion, International Diplomacy, Public Presentation and Speech Making,  Bushfire Management, Pandemic Strategy and Golf.

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16 hours ago, phill_nz said:

why are they wearing anon garb

none of the anon i know have a bar of the drivel this president presents as fact

anon is committed to truth not indoctrination. brainwashing or pathological lying

Anon hasn't been that version of Anon, for... a long time, now. 

The flag got highjacked by QAnon, the most brainwashed motherfuckers you can possibly imagine.

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2 minutes ago, frenchie said:

Anon hasn't been that version of Anon, for... a long time, now. 

The flag got highjacked by QAnon, the most brainwashed motherfuckers you can possibly imagine.

What is wrong with those people, that they have such a bizarre belief system? What spawns these lunatics?

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