Remodel 488 #202 Posted April 4, 2020 Quote You've chosen to ignore content by BravoBravo. Options Did anyone pull any good pranks on April Fool's Day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steam Flyer 5,069 #204 Posted April 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, BravoBravo said: Is it made in China, like the hats and the banners? - DSK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 893 #205 Posted April 4, 2020 Is it available at gun stores? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,316 #206 Posted April 5, 2020 Only in Florida you say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 6,160 #209 Posted April 6, 2020 Just now, Olsonist said: He's definitely in the running for Cretinous Whack Job of the Millenium. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 2,547 #212 Posted April 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Desert Racer said: Somehow I don't see the humor in that but I'm sure you think it's hilarious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Man 846 #214 Posted April 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ed Lada said: Somehow I don't see the humor in that but I'm sure you think it's hilarious. Lighten up, Francine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 2,547 #215 Posted April 6, 2020 42 minutes ago, Desert Racer said: Lighten up, Francine. I beg your pardon, my middle name is Francis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Man 846 #216 Posted April 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Ed Lada said: 4 hours ago, Desert Racer said: Lighten up, Francine. I beg your pardon, my middle name is Francis. Exactly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steam Flyer 5,069 #217 Posted April 6, 2020 5 hours ago, Desert Racer said: Did you actually think ^ this ^ was funny? - DSK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d'ranger 2,660 #218 Posted April 7, 2020 Jeff has some issues with the non male persuasion. On the bright side he has lots and lots of guns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 2,334 #219 Posted April 7, 2020 Newsflash, Jeff is a moron. How easy is a jet to fly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hard On The Wind 314 #220 Posted April 7, 2020 On 3/27/2020 at 3:47 PM, BravoBravo said: Always have a spare roll of toilet paper on hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,316 #221 Posted April 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Cal20sailor said: Newsflash, Jeff is a moron. How easy is a jet to fly? If he really did fly them, I'd say pretty easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raz'r 3,353 #222 Posted April 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Steam Flyer said: Did you actually think ^ this ^ was funny? - DSK His rape fantasy thing is pretty disturbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,316 #226 Posted April 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Sean said: If only someone... anyone had the balls to actually do that. On camera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Borracho 1,731 #227 Posted April 9, 2020 Not actually a joke ... someone's serious theory ... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olsonist 1,912 #228 Posted April 10, 2020 A plan to defeat coronavirus finally emerges, but it’s not from the White House https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/04/10/contact-tracing-coronavirus-strategy/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,267 #229 Posted April 10, 2020 Quarantine fun. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hard On The Wind 314 #231 Posted April 11, 2020 On 4/9/2020 at 3:54 PM, El Boracho said: Not actually a joke ... someone's serious theory ... https://monitoring.bbc.co.uk/product/c201hmp9 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,316 #232 Posted April 11, 2020 Batshit crazy doesn't begin to describe them. WTF happens to people to make them end up that way? Ordinary stupidity just isn't enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 6,160 #233 Posted April 11, 2020 16 hours ago, SloopJonB said: Batshit crazy doesn't begin to describe them. WTF happens to people to make them end up that way? Ordinary stupidity just isn't enough. Fluoride in the water. And a darning needle up past the eyeball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Borracho 1,731 #235 Posted April 12, 2020 A pair of condors were peering in at us this morning. But we are not yet dead. Nor even feeling feverish. Note the antenna. They are apparently radio dispatched now. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steam Flyer 5,069 #236 Posted April 13, 2020 On 4/11/2020 at 5:33 PM, Ishmael said: On 4/11/2020 at 1:22 AM, SloopJonB said: Batshit crazy doesn't begin to describe them. WTF happens to people to make them end up that way? Ordinary stupidity just isn't enough. Fluoride in the water. And a darning needle up past the eyeball. It's got to be inserted carefully to get past the eyeball, in the corner of the eyesocket. It has to be angled upward, almost parallel with the bridge of the nose, slightly more than the length of the index finger to get into the frontal lobe Then make a stirring motion, like you're scrambling eggs. Oddly enough, if you do it right, the initial part of the insertion is slightly painful, but the rest causes no pain at all. - DSK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olsonist 1,912 #240 Posted April 13, 2020 On 4/10/2020 at 10:22 PM, SloopJonB said: Batshit crazy doesn't begin to describe them. WTF happens to people to make them end up that way? Ordinary stupidity just isn't enough. Mark calls that fractal wrongness: You are not just wrong. You are wrong at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of your worldview finds beliefs exactly as wrong as your entire worldview. https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fractal_wrongness 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,316 #241 Posted April 13, 2020 Crank magnetism. I learned a new term today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olsonist 1,912 #245 Posted April 14, 2020 I went shopping today and this was my soundtrack: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,316 #247 Posted April 16, 2020 I fear she is correct. It's getting harder and harder to see a positive outcome for the USA. The bitch has been burned and all you will have left are smoking embers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olsonist 1,912 #249 Posted April 16, 2020 17 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said: https://www.dispatch.com/news/20200416/yoursquove-seen-photo-of-ohio-protesters-herersquos-story-behind-it Jeff will be by shortly to say if nothing else they're patriots because flags. Guy will be concerned yet optimistic. Tom will say that this is what freedom really means. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,267 #250 Posted April 16, 2020 14 minutes ago, Olsonist said: https://www.dispatch.com/news/20200416/yoursquove-seen-photo-of-ohio-protesters-herersquos-story-behind-it Jeff will be by shortly to say if nothing else they're patriots because flags. Guy will be concerned yet optimistic. Tom will say that this is what freedom really means. I cannot look at that picture and NOT hear zombies moaning "braaaaaaiiiiinnnnsssss." In other news, the Daily Show is ON it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Borracho 1,731 #254 Posted April 17, 2020 For the old-timers here... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,316 #257 Posted April 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Remodel said: That vid clip was great - Doc literally had to hide his face to hide his laughter at the idiot. It must be irritating as hell to actually BE the smartest guy in the room and have to stand there while the biggest moron takes the lead. It might be entertaining if there weren't thousands of lives on the line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,316 #259 Posted April 18, 2020 Why won't someone put a bullet in that assholes head? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fah Kiew Tu 2,019 #260 Posted April 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, SloopJonB said: Why won't someone put a bullet in that assholes head? Have to be a 50 BMG round to get through the reinforced stupidity cranium. FKT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 6,160 #262 Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, SloopJonB said: Why won't someone put a bullet in that assholes head? Wouldn't help. Tiny prefrontal lobes, the reptile brain in the base of the tail doesn't give a shit. He's a human-shaped virus. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,267 #263 Posted April 19, 2020 Here you go, bullshitters. Sign up and give it to those close to you. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Junkyard Dog 12 #264 Posted April 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said: Wasn't it Trump that declared a National Emergency? That's why I stay away from PA and most of SA these days. I'm just finding it hard to relate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 6,160 #265 Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Junkyard Dog said: Wasn't it Trump that declared a National Emergency? That's why I stay away from PA and most of SA these days. I'm just finding it hard to relate. Better stay away from reality. It sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,267 #266 Posted April 19, 2020 Sign it and put it in your wallet with your ID, Bullshitters. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,316 #272 Posted April 19, 2020 10 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said: Perfect illustration of the intelligence level of those fools. Asymptomatic contagiousness is 9 syllables so I guess it is expecting a lot for them to comprehend it. Especially when spelling Constitution (only 4 syllables) is too much for them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lark 1,449 #273 Posted April 19, 2020 Amazing how the Catholic terrorist of another age became the poster child for Protestants of America, The masked protesters’ fathers likely feared Kennedy would invite the Pope into the White House. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phill_nz 645 #275 Posted April 20, 2020 why are they wearing anon garb none of the anon i know have a bar of the drivel this president presents as fact anon is committed to truth not indoctrination. brainwashing or pathological lying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DustyDreamer 268 #276 Posted April 20, 2020 7 hours ago, phill_nz said: why are they wearing anon garb Just part of the playbook. Co-opt it to lend credibility and take away a powerful symbol so anon can't use it any more. Or maybe their just too stupid and ignorant and think it's just kinda protest-y and looks cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sol Rosenberg 6,267 #280 Posted April 20, 2020 Time to reopen the schools! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sidecar 902 #281 Posted April 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said: Time to reopen the schools! .... Now offering discount rates for the very best of the best courses in the world ever below to Masters and PhD level: Bankruptcy, Lying , Grift, Fake News, Nepotism, Narcissism, Misogyny, Racism, Bullying, Sedition, Treason, Autocracy, Tax Evasion, International Diplomacy, Public Presentation and Speech Making, Bushfire Management, Pandemic Strategy and Golf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frenchie 1,111 #282 Posted April 21, 2020 16 hours ago, phill_nz said: why are they wearing anon garb none of the anon i know have a bar of the drivel this president presents as fact anon is committed to truth not indoctrination. brainwashing or pathological lying Anon hasn't been that version of Anon, for... a long time, now. The flag got highjacked by QAnon, the most brainwashed motherfuckers you can possibly imagine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 6,160 #283 Posted April 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, frenchie said: Anon hasn't been that version of Anon, for... a long time, now. The flag got highjacked by QAnon, the most brainwashed motherfuckers you can possibly imagine. What is wrong with those people, that they have such a bizarre belief system? What spawns these lunatics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
