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A Thread for Jack Sparrow to rant against the UK governments handling of Coronavira

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This thread is for Jack to put all he has against the UK governments handling of the Coronavira out into the open and prevent him polluting the Brexit thread with his constant thread interruption by constantly raising the Coronavira issue.

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And just to get the ball rolling ( from the Brexit WTF thread )

Jack, there is no test to detect Covid-19 antibodies that is yet deemed reliable enough in the UK to be able to test myself. Unless you are on the verge of death and admitted to hospital then you cannot get a test to see whether you have Covit-19, by then its probably to late to bother testing hence the UK governments lackadaisical appearance of lack of testing, I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for the media working itself into a right lather, we would not be testing too hard as the virus has already reached so widely into the community, that it cannot be contained by tracking those shown to have been infected. You may not realise the impracticality and waste of time of testing for Covid -19 in a country where the virus is already widely in the community and many many people have had symptoms of Coronavira type illness's since early January, from within your ivory tower, but that course has long been run.

Yes I can work as an essential service if I could find work ( peoples money pockets have now been firmly zipped up ) but as in my case and most I know in similar trades, we are there to help anybody that has a problem to basically keep ourselves busy. You would be gobsmacked at the way people respond when a call goes out for help locally and all without any payment being requested, as we know they are probably not being paid either.  

But this has nothing to do with Brexit, just your constant almost totally bizarre wish to attack anything to do with the UK.

 

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6 minutes ago, Waynemarlow said:

..You may not realise the impracticality and waste of time of testing for Covid -19..

Sorry Wayne is one of my pet stalkers. This captures his thinking. "..the impracticality and waste of time of testing for Covid - 19"

 

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Until as and when we can get a workable anti body test, we have little other routes in the UK than what we are already doing, that of isolation and lock down. You would need to test virtually every one living here at the same moment and every day for next 7 -14 days for a testing regime to be successful, at the moment testing is only putting a sticking plaster on a problem and identifying those who have already caught it. That sort of testing is not going to prevent further spread within the UK.

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1 hour ago, Waynemarlow said:

That sort of testing is not going to prevent further spread within the UK.

Wayne at those international epidemiology conferences you attend, lectures you give at the WHO etc ...how many women you reakon you bang?

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3 minutes ago, jack_sparrow said:

Wayne at those international epidemiology conferences you attend, lectures you give at the WHO etc ...how many women you reakon you bang?

I thought you were the world expert on the subject, last I heard the Escort girls in your area weren't allowed out, getting tough being on your own then.

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I thought he was still banging that Aurette girl?

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1 minute ago, Sail4beer said:

I thought he was still banging that Aurette girl?

You have a very good memory Sail

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I likes me some pretty womens!

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19 minutes ago, Waynemarlow said:

I thought you were the world expert on the subject,

Now come on mate you are being generous there. My expertise on things viral stops at getting measals from Charlene next door after she took her gym gear off.

You have a world beater announcement going here. Don't be shy son.

"You may not realise the impracticality and  waste of time of testing for Covid -19"

2 hours ago, Waynemarlow said:

You may not realise the impracticality and waste of time of testing for Covid -19..

 

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I thought you had bad taste, but there's more plastic in that body than my bathtub, oooh.

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Screenshot it this time! 
 

Just like I remembered...

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2 hours ago, Waynemarlow said:

You may not realise the impracticality and waste of time of testing for Covid -19 in a country where the virus is already widely in the community and many many people have had symptoms of Coronavira type illness's since early January, from within your ivory tower, but that course has long been run.

 

15 minutes ago, jack_sparrow said:

Now come on mate you are being generous there. My expertise on things viral stops at getting measals from Charlene next door after she took her gym gear off.

You have a world beater announcement going here. Don't be shy son.

"You may not realise the impracticality and  waste of time of testing for Covid -19"

 

Classic Jack, cut and snip the comments down to make it fit his narrative, you and Alistair Campbell would make a fine pair.

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17 minutes ago, Waynemarlow said:

 

Classic Jack, cut and snip the comments down to make it fit his narrative, you and Alistair Campbell would make a fine pair.

My narrative..aren't you the OP here??

So Wayne you didn't say this in a phone hook of G20 COVID-19 pandemic advisors yesterday as the UK rep? Have you issued a retraction via Reuters yet?

"That sort of testing is not going to prevent further spread within the UK."

2 hours ago, Waynemarlow said:

That sort of testing is not going to prevent further spread within the UK.

 

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24 minutes ago, Waynemarlow said:

I thought you had bad taste, but there's more plastic in that body than my bathtub, oooh.

Bathtub??? Didn't you say you were so poor you lived in a rainwater tank in a rubbish dump?

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Come on Jack you can do better than throw insults at me, this thread is for you to have a chance to get your anxiety about how the UK government have handled the situation so far, off your chest and onto media.

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1 hour ago, Waynemarlow said:

Come on Jack you can do better than throw insults at me, this thread is for you to have a chance to get your anxiety about how the UK government have handled the situation so far, off your chest and onto media.

Wayne your fucktard thread not mine and you the one anxious.

Why won't you properly explain why 153 of 155 countries incl your own and the WHO have all got testing wrong and it is impractical and a waste of time? 

The world awaits you Wayne. Come on chop chop.

"You may not realise the impracticality  and waste of time of testing for Covid -19.."

4 hours ago, Waynemarlow said:

You may not realise the impracticality and waste of time of testing for Covid -19 

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10 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

Aurette says Hi Sail.

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I like this thread. Thanks. I needed that.

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"You may not realise the impracticality  and waste of time of testing for Covid -19.."

 

Who knew?  Anyway those Internet experts, where were these fucking genius's when we needed them in January?

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Thought that was heavy? This is heavy ^^

 

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4 hours ago, toad said:

"You may not realise the impracticality and waste of time of testing for Covid -19.."

Who knew?  Anyway those Internet experts, where were these fucking genius's when we needed them in January?

"Anyway those Internet experts, where were these fucking genius's when we needed them in January?"

Toad that was before Wayne bought an alarm clock. 

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16 hours ago, Sail4beer said:

I thought he was still banging that Aurette girl?

 

16 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

You have a very good memory Sail

 

16 hours ago, Sail4beer said:

I likes me some pretty womens!

 

15 hours ago, Sail4beer said:

..Just like I remembered...

 

4 hours ago, Varan said:

I like this thread. Thanks. I needed that.

Then after Aurette there was "The Texan Twins" period if you recall Sail ....that really put pharmaceutical science to the test.

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27 minutes ago, toad said:

we need a laugh

"Fauci Unfiltered" very good... "If you catch yourself looking out the window, punch yourself in the dick."

Here the "real" Fauci from 1.10.

Last 30 sec insightful about Blue V Red in US.

 

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Jack, here’s your stage to get all that expertise you have recently researched on Twitter out there, how the U.K. government has got it all wrong in its handling of Coronavirus, and yet all you can come up with is a bit of soft porn.

I guess Boris must be doing OK in your view or all your musings on the subject must be just that, Twattersphere hot air written by a computer internet junkie.

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41 minutes ago, Waynemarlow said:

Jack, here’s your stage to get all that expertise you have recently researched on Twitter out there, how the U.K. government has got it all wrong in its handling of Coronavirus, and yet all you can come up with is a bit of soft porn.

I guess Boris must be doing OK in your view or all your musings on the subject must be just that, Twattersphere hot air written by a computer internet junkie.

Soft porn posts..."hot air" writings on the internet??

Wayne I'm just filling in time conversing with mates waiting for your backing up to testing being a waste of time so this momentous discovery of yours can be distributed world wide including to the WHO.

You are taking your time. Hurry up will you.

"You may not realise the impracticality  and waste of time of testing for Covid -19.."

17 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

Wayne your fucktard thread not mine and you the one anxious.

Why won't you properly explain why 153 of 155 countries incl your own and the WHO have all got testing wrong and it is impractical and a waste of time? 

The world awaits you Wayne. Come on chop chop.

"You may not realise the impracticality  and waste of time of testing for Covid -19.."

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21 hours ago, Waynemarlow said:

Jack, there is no test to detect Covid-19 antibodies that is yet deemed reliable enough in the UK to be able to test myself. Unless you are on the verge of death and admitted to hospital then you cannot get a test to see whether you have Covit-19, by then its probably to late to bother testing hence the UK governments lackadaisical appearance of lack of testing, I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for the media working itself into a right lather, we would not be testing too hard as the virus has already reached so widely into the community, that it cannot be contained by tracking those shown to have been infected. You may not realise the impracticality and waste of time of testing for Covid -19 in a country where the virus is already widely in the community and many many people have had symptoms of Coronavira type illness's since early January, from within your ivory tower, but that course has long been run.

 

7 minutes ago, jack_sparrow said:

"You may not realise the impracticality  and waste of time of testing for Covid -19.."

What a tinker Jack, not including the whole passage of script.

Hey Jack are you willing to fund 66 million tests all at the same time, all on the same day, same time, in the U.K. from out of that money you bragged about, you know the selling of the London properties. That will identify who has it and who hasn’t, at that moment in time. Then every week for about 6 weeks you will have to do the same again until every case is identified and in that time you cannot let a single person in or out of the U.K. until the world has no known cases of Coronavira. 
 

But I guess unlike yourself I’m no expert, it’s sort of logical to me but please come back to me with a copious paper on disproving that logic and I would be only to willing to concede your greater expertise.

 

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24 minutes ago, Waynemarlow said:

But I guess unlike yourself I’m no expert, it’s sort of logical to me but please come back to me with a copious paper on disproving that logic and I would be only to willing to concede your greater expertise.

Wayne you don't understand how the world works.

I haven't claimed anything here. My expertise has no bearing and I certainly don't have to disprove what you have said:

"You may not realise the impracticality  and waste of time of testing for Covid -19.."

22 hours ago, Waynemarlow said:

You may not realise the impracticality and waste of time of testing for Covid -19 

Wayne it is your job to disprove the world has got it wrong, starting with the WHO.

WHO Director-General's opening remarks at the media briefing on COVID-19 - 11 March 2020

"..We cannot say this loudly enough, or clearly enough, or often enough: all countries can still change the course of this pandemic.

If countries detect, test, treat, isolate, trace, and mobilize their people in the response, those with a handful of cases can prevent those cases becoming clusters, and those clusters becoming community transmission.

Even those countries with community transmission or large clusters can turn the tide on this virus. 

Several countries have demonstrated that this virus can be suppressed and controlled.

Let me summarize it in four key areas. 

First, prepare and be ready.

Second, detect, protect and treat.

Third, reduce transmission.

Fourth, innovate and learn..." 

Wayne I must be dimm, but I'm coming to the conclusion you can't back up your claim to testing being a waste of time?

Wayne put my mind to rest please.

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5 minutes ago, jack_sparrow said:

 Wayne I must be dimm,

Always thought it, written it a fair few times that I suspect you maybe, but you said it, not me.

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56 minutes ago, jack_sparrow said:

^^^^That's all Wayne?? Can't put up. Wow how unexpected.

But Jack I don't have to " put up ", unfortunately the worlds field trial presently taken place, is proving me right.

Now an antibody test, that's a whole new ball game but then, what was it, 3.5m ordered from China by the UK government, only 25% of the first trial was accurate.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-trials-underway-for-new-antibody-tests-before-becoming-widely-available-11966397

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6 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

 

 

 

 

Then after Aurette there was "The Texan Twins" period if you recall Sail ....that really put pharmaceutical science to the test.

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How could I forget?!

I’m a twin myself and the old cougars at the club treated us like blond haired meat too

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Thank you gentlemen for a much needed laugh on a rainy afternoon in Iso.

 

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16 hours ago, Sail4beer said:

How could I forget?!

I’m a twin myself and the old cougars at the club treated us like blond haired meat too

Did people mix you up?

The only way I could tell the twins apart was only one had a Texan tan.

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