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9 minutes ago, Sgt. Baker said:

Hope that means you’re out of here. 

No, he's calling you a homosexual.

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12 minutes ago, Gissie said:

No, he's calling you a homosexual.

Wow, what an intelligent response from left shift. Just further shows what a piece of shit he is. 

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I think we have a new candidate for the phantom zone.

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45 minutes ago, dyslexic dog said:

Well, this is going well eh? Just thought, "where should I post this", and look what happens.

Think you posted in the right spot. It’s a weird ass story. Just hate when people bring race into a story when it has nothing to do with race. 

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4 hours ago, Sgt. Baker said:

Guess you haven’t seen the Chappelle show with rick James. It was a play off that. Wasn’t meaning it literally that you smoke meth. It was a reply to your rambling. 

I have never seen the Chapelle show although I've heard about it.  I've haven't lived in the US for more than 20 years now so a lot of American culture has passed me by.  I haven't ever been much of a TV watcher anyway.

And yeah, I'm not a meth head, I'm too old for that shit.  Weed is enough.  But I didn't take the label literally, don't worry.

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Cleanup in aisle 11.

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We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

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3 hours ago, Sgt. Baker said:
3 hours ago, Left Shift said:

Poof.

Hope that means you’re out of here. 

No, I dointe thicke so......

I thicke they wearre hoppeng you woude be oute of hearre..........

You our displyeng manney characteristices of 'sockesim" so plesae do notte questione why we wondere....  weve seene manney, and than moire on toppe of that.

So you cane udderstande our 'treppidatione'' when a sock licke you showes up.................                :)

namaste Sgt. B, plesae fullfille youre cycelle and moove on.                              :)

 

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6 hours ago, Lark said:

...  I disagree with your double standard claim.  If a black man pissed on a white woman there would be equal outcry in the other half of the country.    If he was Muslim Cleric the outcry would have been twice as loud. 

 

I think the double standard applied when the press didn't immediately disclose the identity of the pastor involved.  One outlet said they knew who it was but were waiting for charges to be filed.  I'm guessing charges won't be filed if the guy does the right thing by this woman.  

One the one hand it makes sense for the media to hold off to see if this was an honest mistake due to drugs and the pastor bends over backwards to make amends.  On the other, would the media do the same if the pastor was black?  This is where I think the double standard lies.

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4 hours ago, Gissie said:

No, he's calling you a homosexual.

No.  That sort of slur just won't cut it in the coming Age of Biden (or however long the gentleman actually lasts).  But I doubt our latest troll will be casting shadows on my in-box.  

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47 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

No, I dointe thicke so......

I thicke they wearre hoppeng you woude be oute of hearre..........

You our displyeng manney characteristices of 'sockesim" so plesae do notte questione why we wondere....  weve seene manney, and than moire on toppe of that.

So you cane udderstande our 'treppidatione'' when a sock licke you showes up.................                :)

namaste Sgt. B, plesae fullfille youre cycelle and moove on.                              :)

 

Think that’s the first time I’ve actually read one of your post all the way thru!
 

rest assure not a sock, just a long time lurker /reader. 

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1 minute ago, Sgt. Baker said:

Think that’s the first time I’ve actually read one of your post all the way thru!

Why thack you, youve completted me.                            :) 

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8 hours ago, Sgt. Baker said:

Please tell me your logic why you think I’m a sock?

well let's see

1 post in 2008

1 post in 2011

3 posts in 2015   you were on a roll

then a long run today in this thread which you started out with

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Keep it in PA you fucking racist

 

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1 hour ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

Interesting catch there Ish...  didn't get the connection at first..

The wheel keeps turning, especially the giant wheel of parmesan.

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9 hours ago, Caca Cabeza said:

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

Africa?

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10 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

well let's see

1 post in 2008

1 post in 2011

3 posts in 2015   you were on a roll

then a long run today in this thread which you started out with

 

Keep trying to win the internet. Your parents must be so proud. 

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10 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

Interesting catch there Ish...  didn't get the connection at first..

Short bus will be by soon

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Ha ha @MaxHeadroom

I'm not brave enough to click.

No sprouts for you.

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2 hours ago, Sgt. Baker said:

Short bus will be by soon

Is there a regular time each day that it picks you up?

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4 hours ago, Sgt. Baker said:

Short bus will be by soon

short bus kids are cool...   you scream racist but then bang on the kids... a different kind of racism...     you should change your name to Mr Kettle..

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11 minutes ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

short bus kids are cool...   you scream racist but then bang on the kids... a different kind of racism...     you should change your name to Mr Kettle..

Why, is "Fucking Moron" taken already?

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17 hours ago, Rain Man said:

I think the double standard applied when the press didn't immediately disclose the identity of the pastor involved.  One outlet said they knew who it was but were waiting for charges to be filed.  I'm guessing charges won't be filed if the guy does the right thing by this woman.  

One the one hand it makes sense for the media to hold off to see if this was an honest mistake due to drugs and the pastor bends over backwards to make amends.  On the other, would the media do the same if the pastor was black?  This is where I think the double standard lies.

Take this shit to PA, please.

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4 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

short bus kids are cool...   you scream racist but then bang on the kids... a different kind of racism...     you should change your name to Mr Kettle..

Should really look up the definition of racist. 
 

beep beep...

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1 hour ago, Sgt. Baker said:
6 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

short bus kids are cool...   you scream racist but then bang on the kids... a different kind of racism...     you should change your name to Mr Kettle..

Should really look up the definition of racist. 
 

beep beep...

Lettes notte..... seemes licke distractione, we shoude figgure oute who usseng teh Sgt Bakere socke.                             :)

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5 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Lettes notte..... seemes licke distractione, we shoude figgure oute who usseng teh Sgt Bakere socke.                             :)

we should find a way to change his name to Sgt Sucktion

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On 10/17/2020 at 10:36 AM, Burning Man said:

Take this shit to PA, please.

I understand that racism is a political issue in the USA.  It shouldn't be.  It should be universally condemned by all political parties everywhere. That it isn't is a sad statement on our civilization.

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On 10/18/2020 at 11:48 AM, Rain Man said:

I understand that racism is a political issue in the USA.  It shouldn't be.  It should be universally condemned by all political parties everywhere. That it isn't is a sad statement on our civilization.

Concur.  Unfortunately, both the perpetrators and victims of racism see value in perpetuating the raci$m narrative.  

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10 minutes ago, Burning Man said:

Unfortunately, both the perpetrators and victims of racism see value in perpetuating the raci$m narrative.  

children having shit thrown at them by a truck full of rednecks yelling NIGGER see value in perpetuating racism.

umm...ok?

 

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12 minutes ago, MR.CLEAN said:

umm...ok?

Thst overe the toppe, evan foire you baldey.  Juste sayeng.                        :)

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1 hour ago, Burning Man said:

Concur.  Unfortunately, both the perpetrators and victims of racism see value in perpetuating the raci$m narrative.  

That is just plain ignorant both-siderism.    

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8 minutes ago, Left Shift said:
1 hour ago, Burning Man said:

Concur.  Unfortunately, both the perpetrators and victims of racism see value in perpetuating the raci$m narrative.  

That is just plain ignorant both-siderism.    

Ist Jeffey..........         you werre exspectteng what exzactley?                                :)

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Just now, Snaggletooth said:

Ist Jeffey..........         you werre exspectteng what exzactley?                                :)

Is that how you spell "expectoration"?

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Just now, Left Shift said:
1 minute ago, Snaggletooth said:

Ist Jeffey..........         you werre exspectteng what exzactley?                                :)

Is that how you spell "expectoration"?

What?  Me?

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2 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

Is that how you spell "expectoration"?

Expecto-patronum?

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2 minutes ago, Windward said:
5 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

Is that how you spell "expectoration"?

Expecto-patonum?

a4a78419e2b3fab3eafaf06c8dcccadc9d82afe9

:)

 

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No @Snaggletooth, yours will be more like this:   (Minus the weird/creepy gun moon thingie...)  Its an ocelot.  

 

Don't Let the Ghost of Himalaya Become a Real Ghost – Illustrating Nature  2020

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1 hour ago, Left Shift said:
3 hours ago, Burning Man said:

Concur.  Unfortunately, both the perpetrators and victims of racism see value in perpetuating the raci$m narrative.  

That is just plain ignorant both-siderism.    

That's not fair.

The Merc. is very concerned about The Blacks.

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2 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Thst overe the toppe, evan foire you baldey.  Juste sayeng.                        :)

 

1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:

What?  Me?

AHHHHH...HAAAAA!

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10 minutes ago, Windward said:

No @Snaggletooth, yours will be more like this:   (Minus the weird/creepy gun moon thingie...)  Its an ocelot.  

 

Ozzie.PNG

Thackes!                            :)

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/pumpkin-domestic-battery-082963

 

A Florida Man is accused of striking his girlfriend with a pumpkin and its innards during a 2 AM confrontation yesterday in the couple’s apartment,

 

Police say that when they responded to the couple’s Largo residence, the victim was “covered in pumpkin seeds and pulp.” Garisto, cops noted, was “heavily intoxicated while engaged in a verbal argument with his girlfriend.”

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Ed ?

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28 minutes ago, Ed Lada said:
6 hours ago, BravoBravo said:

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Yep.

Seriously?

That leopard skin pattern with that shade of blue - what were you thinking?

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1 hour ago, Black Sox said:

Seriously?

That leopard skin pattern with that shade of blue - what were you thinking?

Ime am siure he wase hopeng you woude licke it Finnbare.                                                        :)

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1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:

Ime am siure he wase hopeng you woude licke it Finnbare.                                                        :)

OK, now most of the time I understand you, eventually, but "Finnbare"???

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4 hours ago, Black Sox said:

Seriously?

That leopard skin pattern with that shade of blue - what were you thinking?

Hey, cut me some slack.  That was a long time ago, maybe I was high, or tripping, or something!

I wanted to buy a brand new Lada Niva 4x4 a few years ago but the damn thing was just too small for my almost 6'6" frame.  The Niva is quite simple and easy to repair if not a bit spartan (or if you prefer, 'functional') compared to today's vehicles.  You can see why I would have trouble fitting in it.

Interior Lada 4×4 Urban [DE-spec] (21214-57) '2015–19

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Just in case there are doubters, here is a photo of me in the Army in Germany in 1975.  And a couple of years later.  Note that the physique has changed but the hair hasn't.

I have no idea how Bravo found that photo of me.   :lol:

image.png.ec9eada09c8caabd20529af113412371.pngimage.png.7e1ae6436333f32927b3771cbf3eaf74.png    

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7 hours ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

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after my aggravated morning. I needed this. Brought a smile back. Thanks BnG

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2 hours ago, burndoc said:

after my aggravated morning. I needed this. Brought a smile back. Thanks BnG

hehehe  happy to be of service 

next time ya get all aggro, just stare at my avatar for an hour.. She'll reset yer clock!

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On 10/20/2020 at 2:44 PM, Left Shift said:

That is just plain ignorant both-siderism.    

BS.  It's not just "bothsiderism".  It is a fact that there are groups out there, even some who are "representative" of people of color, who see political and monetary value in perpetuating racism.  Don't tell me you think racism can only be perpetrated or used for gain by white folk. 

It doesn't mean they are equal in their impact as racism perpetrated by blatant white supremacists.  But there are plenty of white AND black folk who profit off of the perpetuation of racism and need it to continue in order to gain and maintain power.  

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16 hours ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

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OMG, just about spit coke all over my keyboard

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He paid for it later I'm sure but sometimes dad jokes are funny!

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1 hour ago, Liquid said:

He paid for it later I'm sure but sometimes dad jokes are funny!

He has a daughter that plays with a Ouija board?

I think that was payback.

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On 10/28/2020 at 7:16 AM, Trovão said:

I haven't been keeping up.  Is this the new class legal boat or the old no-longer-class-legal one?  

Actually looks like they did a petty good job (except for the wrong class symbol)

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12 hours ago, warbird said:

Model?

self proclaimed Instragram model...

i'm sure someone somewhere is attracted to her

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14 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said:

self proclaimed Instragram model...

i'm sure someone somewhere is attracted to her

There is a lid for every pot

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2 hours ago, burndoc said:

There is a lid for every pot

and a seat for every ass,  in her case.....a few

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2 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

I woude loose thet recipee............             :)

I did not quite understand what you mumbled 

You would use dat recipe?

Oh my 

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@MR.CLEAN   This guy is pretty funny and interesting.  He's in the Detroit area, are you familiar with him?  He specializes in consumer law and lemon law cases.  And YouTube videos.

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39 minutes ago, Cruisin Loser said:

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I truly DON'T want to know what you were looking for when you came across that!! :P

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44 minutes ago, Cruisin Loser said:

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sourdough?

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You know it is a bad date when you have to ask is that cottage cheese or do you have a yeast infection?

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2 hours ago, Cruisin Loser said:

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That's not LONQR, that is flat out disgusting.

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1 hour ago, Fat Point Jack said:

I've always wanted titty milk ice cream.

I dated a frigid girl for a while, but she never lactated for me.