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On 5/6/2020 at 8:50 AM, Ed Lada said:

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W....... T.......... F..........????

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1 hour ago, Female Canine Firestorm said:

W....... T.......... F..........????

What, you've never seen a porcupine car before?

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22 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

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VW?     

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19 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

What, you've never seen a porcupine car before?

 

Wrong species, it says Hedgehog on the windscreen....

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2 hours ago, billy backstay said:

 

Wrong species, it says Hedgehog on the windscreen....

Yeah, my bad.  I don't know if we have any porcupines here, but hedgehogs are quite common.  Cute little buggers they are.

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14 hours ago, VWAP said:

Do it yourself: Ikea masturbation video goes viral in China

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8306385/Do-Ikea-masturbation-video-goes-viral-China.html

 

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Considering they sit and eat lunch in the displays, snuggle down for a sleep in the beds and generally treat the place like home, I am surprised she was having to do it by herself.

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20 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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24 bolts not installed, but someone signed off on the form that they were. 

i still think mixing up  measurement units and crashing a satellite into mars after years of work would be pretty bad as well...

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3 hours ago, Marcjsmith said:

24 bolts not installed, but someone signed off on the form that they were. 

i still think mixing up  measurement units and crashing a satellite into mars after years of work would be pretty bad as well...

that moment , when you're tilting the satellite and it starts to go over...   no no nonono noooooooo   nooooooooooooooooo

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39 minutes ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

that moment , when you're tilting the satellite and it starts to go over...   no no nonono noooooooo   nooooooooooooooooo

 

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15 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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So...Which team won?

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3 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

that moment , when you're tilting the satellite and it starts to go over...   no no nonono noooooooo   nooooooooooooooooo

kind like when you are reaching for something on the dinner table at the nice restaurant and you graze  the glass of red wine they just poured.  but a gazillion times worse...

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1 hour ago, BravoBravo said:

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So what am I supposed to be seeing other than a nice pork chop? Something NQR?

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9 minutes ago, On The Hard said:

So what am I supposed to be seeing other than a nice pork chop? Something NQR?

It's a bigley chop.

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2 minutes ago, Windward said:

It's a bigley chop.

Truly, that must have been one hell of a pig!

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34 minutes ago, On The Hard said:

So what am I supposed to be seeing other than a nice pork chop? Something NQR?

you're kidding, right?  it looks like Trump to me.

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48 minutes ago, On The Hard said:

So what am I supposed to be seeing other than a nice pork chop? Something NQR?

Tell us the truth - you sculpted that. :D

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59 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said:

kind like when you are reaching for something on the dinner table at the nice restaurant and you graze  the glass of red wine they just poured.  but a gazillion times worse...

A macro version of when that expensive piece of deck hardware you are installing slides towards the deck edge just out of reach.

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1 hour ago, chester said:

you're kidding, right?  it looks like Trump to me.

Gotcha! I do see it now

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2 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

A macro version of when that expensive piece of deck hardware you are installing slides towards the deck edge just out of reach.

The  set of car keys for the car you borrowed and the replacements are 90 miles away.

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43 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said:

The  set of car keys for the car you borrowed and the replacements are 90 miles away.

Is thisse abote 'wife swappeng' , juste curriouse.............           :)

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1 hour ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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New sign advertising apartment rentals...

"Easy access to freeway"

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17 hours ago, FinnFish said:

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Well, at least he's wearing ear pro.

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1 minute ago, Female Canine Firestorm said:

Well, at least he's wearing ear pro.

Which a-holle do you meane?

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Here  a gem courtesy of Cal Trans

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2 hours ago, FinnFish said:

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He must have watched Mythbusters. :lol:

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13 hours ago, FinnFish said:

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Take this to Darwinism Anarchy.  My main disappointment with this was that he did not smash into the big concrete pillar at full speed.  

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5 minutes ago, Female Canine Firestorm said:

Take this to Darwinism Anarchy.  My main disappointment with this was that he did not smash into the big concrete pillar at full speed.  

No arguments here, but I’m also glad he flatten somebody. 

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14 hours ago, FinnFish said:

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I really thought the dog was going to start humping him.

 

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I'm actually pretty surprised he got the door open. 

I was on the subway in Shanghai and a lady got her pony tail in the door.  She was stuck there till the next station.  No opening or even budging the door.  Pretty funny really, and everyone (including the lady) got a good laugh during the process.

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That thing just kept on running too.

Probably wrecked the engine from oil starvation.

To save $62.

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Note the license plate: Flori Duh

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On 5/12/2020 at 6:19 PM, Snaggletooth said:

Which a-holle do you meane?

The new one?  

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22 minutes ago, Jkdubz808 said:

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:lol:

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2 hours ago, FinnFish said:

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This is not that unusual. Perhaps in how this gentleman is going about it is. But when I first joined  the fire service we trained with a 45' ladder that we would raise vertically with 4 ropes on the top rung and run out to an individual FF. You then climb up and over the top and back down. It's called an Auditorium Raise and it's scary as hell!!!!! It also builds alot of trust in your fellow FF's

 

WL

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45 minutes ago, SloopJohnB said:

At least he put the red cones out.

Oh no he didn't.

Cone etiquette orange for caution red for imminent danger which he places when he uses his 50ft extension ladder.

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, White Lightning2 said:

This is not that unusual. Perhaps in how this gentleman is going about it is. But when I first joined  the fire service we trained with a 45' ladder that we would raise vertically with 4 ropes on the top rung and run out to an individual FF. You then climb up and over the top and back down. It's called an Auditorium Raise and it's scary as hell!!!!! It also builds alot of trust in your fellow FF's

 

WL

Brother, I hear ya, after 40 plus years in the Iron Workers I have had my fair share of scary ass ladders! The 2 dumbest things I ever did was using a step ladder as a "lean" ladder (a tall fucker too, at least a 10 foot) installing a cap in the bottom of a tank, cap spun off & lost my balance, I jumped & landed between my boss & another hand that caught me under the shoulders to break some of the fall (I went into shock & had to lie down for a bit after that!).

The other was welding while straddling a step ladder probably as tall which was set up on some 6X12 timbers which a carpenter I was friendly with flipped another timber onto the base my ladder was on & launched me & the ladder, which thankfully came back down safe & sound! (I was pissed at the fucker too, he'd been bumming chew off me for weeks!)

 

 

 

 

 

By way of perspective on just how dangerous things could be, of the guys I broke in with on my 1st job as an apprentice, the guy I carpooled with was killed on the Alcoa project in Wenatchee, another guy that elected to not join the apprenticeship was killed shortly after my 1st job, he fell down an elevator shaft (& that fucking job was the Ace of Spades, 3 Iron Workers killed).

And then there was Darren Maddy, again after that 1st job (Scott Paper Mill Expansion) he took a welding call & fell off ladder & lit on his head, never the same after & shortly after the last time I saw him he died by his own hand.

Not to neglect, another guy from that project that had a hand severed & re-attached, & of course my salmon fishing sensei who shattered an ankle, yeah I have dodged a fuck of lot of bullets considering I am whole & mostly uninjured.

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On 5/16/2020 at 12:30 AM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

why you don't fuck with grizz..

 

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I believe the message is "Why you don't fuck with hatchet faced Alaskan women!" As the grizz evidently discovered.

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8 hours ago, Willin' said:
On 5/16/2020 at 12:30 AM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

why you don't fuck with grizz..

 

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I believe the message is "Why you don't fuck with hatchet faced Alaskan women!" As the grizz evidently discovered.

Do you no forre a facte thet she killde the beare?  Juste asking.................               :)

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1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:

Do you no forre a facte thet she killde the beare?  Juste asking.................               :)

Nope!

 

Vote!

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On 5/15/2020 at 9:30 PM, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

why you don't fuck with grizz..

 

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I've seen this picture somewhere, I believe she is a zoologist and the bear had been tranquilized.

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15 hours ago, Willin' said:

I believe the message is "Why you don't fuck with hatchet faced Alaskan women!" As the grizz evidently discovered.

grizz was sedated..

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3 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Too bad they don't make those. :D

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4 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Too bad they don't make those. :D

i know,  but today, i did get to use a piece of scrap for something my wife needed..

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She said it's O/K to kick them though.

Or mark them with sharpies.

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11 hours ago, FinnFish said:

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Looks like a concrete case for not tailgating.

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5 minutes ago, Female Canine Firestorm said:

Looks like a concrete case for not tailgating.

Looks like the mixer truck sharted.

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1 hour ago, Female Canine Firestorm said:

Looks like a concrete case for not tailgating.

All set.

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8 hours ago, FinnFish said:

 

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My guess is that the building codes said that there had to be a handicapped accessible ramp.......

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5 hours ago, slap said:

My guess is that the building codes said that there had to be a handicapped accessible ramp.......

Once you kake it to halfway point it looks to get a lot easier.

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39 minutes ago, Caca Cabeza said:

Once you kake it to halfway point it looks to get a lot easier.

You mean on the way up or down?

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