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Stanford patents anarchy ID

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https://www.nature.com/articles/s41551-020-0534-9
 

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 Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm, and the data are securely stored and analysed in an encrypted cloud server. 

 

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The anoderm refers to the epithelial lining of the anal canallocated inferiorly to the dentate line and extends for about 1.5 cm. The term andoderm” etymologically comes from the word, anus, and derm” for skin. The anus is that part of the lower orifice of the alimentary canal that ejects feces and flatus. It is the opposite end of an animal’s digestive tract; the other end is the mouth or orifice.

They are looking at you, asshole

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1 minute ago, Meat Wad said:

WOW, I would expect the Toilet Tech to come out of Japan.

Most likely jewish. :lol:

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And to think I was impressed by retina scans.

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and don't it make your brown eye blue?

 

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Was this originally meant to be published on 1st April..?

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Gives a whole new significance to 'chocolate starfish'!

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