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Florida, it's not just for men anymore.

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I've been pushed out of bed before - woke up to a feeling like I was falling and, sure enough, I was on the floor. SWMBO was leaning on her arms looking over the side, with a demand: "Stop Farting!!"  

Some people just twitch in their sleep.

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as if someone could stifle a fart in their sleep... only time such retribution would be acceptable is a dutch oven circumstance.... 

 

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Sounds like that woman didn't have a gun with her. That would have solved the problem permanently. 

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12 hours ago, atoyot said:

I've been pushed out of bed before - woke up to a feeling like I was falling and, sure enough, I was on the floor. SWMBO was leaning on her arms looking over the side, with a demand: "Stop Farting!!"  

Some people just twitch in their sleep.

And oldie but goodie

 

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Here's an existential thought.

Why is farting always funny?

Belching isn't - at least not always

Bad breath isn't - ever

No other obnoxious bodily functions are.

But farting always is.

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wife and i stayed at a motel on the beach in jacksonville beach,  wife kept insisting i was farting all the time,  we slept with the balcony door open..   seems there were quite a few people taking in the medical herb which was quite skunky, i could smell it just walking down the hall..

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"the victim “had a bloodied left eye and scratches all over his neck"

And a pulled finger?  

 

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1 hour ago, sailm8 said:

A police report indicates that alcohol may have been a factor.

WTF was she drinking - Mescal? Absinthe?

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1 hour ago, SloopJonB said:

A police report indicates that alcohol may have been a factor.

WTF was she drinking - Mescal? Absinthe?

Hand sanitizer.

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1 hour ago, bplipschitz said:
2 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

A police report indicates that alcohol may have been a factor.

WTF was she drinking - Mescal? Absinthe?

Hand sanitizer.

extra pointes foire flammeng shottes.............                      :)

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