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Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

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Mixing with coke will do that. However you didn't offend me. It that even possible on PA?

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Must've missed it.

The RW snowflakes probably still have their panties in a wad though and will demand an apology long after you give this one.

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13 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

 

I accept your apology!!!  Please make certain, that it happens again and again!!  :P

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JFC!!!

harden the fuck up will ya.

 

You lot reckon you are “anarchists“

 But in actuality what we’ve got down here is a bunch of pussies.

 

Lol

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22 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

It wasn’t Captain Fucking Morgan I hope.

Thats inexcusable.

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27 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

I thought you seemed smarter than usual

- DSK

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2 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

I'm not offended yet, but keep trying.

You are the one Canadian with a sense of humor.

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8 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

It wasn’t Captain Fucking Morgan I hope.

Thats inexcusable.

Senor Bacardi.  

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17 minutes ago, billy backstay said:

 

I accept your apology!!!  Please make certain, that it happens again and again!!  :P

Give me two hours.  

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Black Seal for me. But not with Coke. Blech. Dark 'n Stormies or Rum & pineapple juice.

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36 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

You think too much if yourself if 1) you think I bothered to read most of what you post, much less 2) I care enough about what I do read to be offended by you. 
 

Just saying.  :lol:

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58 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

I was offended.  But I was fucked up on gin and tonics at the time, so it doesn't matter. 

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11 minutes ago, benwynn said:

I was offended.  But I was fucked up on gin and tonics at the time, so it doesn't matter. 

I don’t get offended. I drink scotch. 

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1 hour ago, Cal20sailor said:

Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

 

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2 minutes ago, dacapo said:

I don’t get offended. I drink scotch. 

Johnny Walker Red offends me.

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Didn't offend me, and I'm a very sensitive snowflake, so...... Try again!

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2 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

Senor Bacardi.  

Jesus H. Fucking Christ. PM me your address. I'll ship you some Zaya or Ron Zacapa. We can't have this kind of thing happen again. 

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3 minutes ago, bhyde said:

Jesus H. Fucking Christ. PM me your address. I'll ship you some Zaya or Ron Zacapa. We can't have this kind of thing happen again. 

No shit. Anyone who drinks Bacardi is...... well..... I can’t even go there. 

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Just now, Burning Man said:

No shit. Anyone who drinks Bacardi is...... well..... I can’t even go there. 

It's a god damn cry for help! We need to get some hard pipe hitting' anarchist in there and get medieval on those drinks. 

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2 minutes ago, bhyde said:
6 minutes ago, Burning Man said:

No shit. Anyone who drinks Bacardi is...... well..... I can’t even go there. 

It's a god damn cry for help! We need to get some hard pipe hitting' anarchist in there and get medieval on those drinks. 

Agreed. It's time for an intervention

Not me though, I hate cleaning up puke.

- DSK

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Forty years ago I discovered margaritas..

as for here?? 

I never post under the influence because pretty much any alcohol ingestion puts me to sleep and I gave up on my rare dabbling with all the other stuff last century.

i do confess to reading and posting while already cranky 

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Hmm, maybe I was offended, but I’m pretty sure it was just gas.

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1 minute ago, Steam Flyer said:

Agreed. It's time for an intervention

Not me though, I hate cleaning up puke.

- DSK

Not a problem. I have a wet/dry vacuum I can bring over. Works best if you get the puke as it is "hitting the exit" so to speak. I find the car detailing attachment works really well.

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Get some Anarchy-caps made up with

“The Rum made me do it”

As an aside it ain’t the rum, it’s the sugar in the coke that fucks you up.
 

Recall an Irishman utter the immortal words in his best Irish brogue :

“God, if I knew I was gonna be this thirsty this morning I would have drunk more last night!”

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8 minutes ago, bhyde said:
14 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

Agreed. It's time for an intervention

Not me though, I hate cleaning up puke.

 

Not a problem. I have a wet/dry vacuum I can bring over. Works best if you get the puke as it is "hitting the exit" so to speak. I find the car detailing attachment works really well.

Good man, it pays to think ahead.

We may need to bring in Clove Hitch or Philly, we'll need hi powered medical help if we're going to intubate him with a Shop Vac

- DSK

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1 minute ago, Steam Flyer said:

Good man, it pays to think ahead.

We may need to bring in Clove Hitch or Philly, we'll need hi powered medical help if we're going to intubate him with a Shop Vac

- DSK

What’s that sucking sound?

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28 minutes ago, Burning Man said:

No shit. Anyone who drinks Bacardi is...... well..... I can’t even go there. 

"experimenting".....

 

 

 

 

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45 minutes ago, bhyde said:

Jesus H. Fucking Christ. PM me your address. I'll ship you some Zaya or Ron Zacapa. We can't have this kind of thing happen again. 

Sure maybe for a dark rum. But Cal is drinking Superior which is a light rum. Any suggestions in the light rum category?

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17 minutes ago, Olsonist said:

Sure maybe for a dark rum. But Cal is drinking Superior which is a light rum. Any suggestions in the light rum category?

What? There's light rum? That's crazy talk. When I'm drinking rum it better taste like a sugarcane field was set on fire with a flamethrower and put out with a firetruck full of molasses. If I can get a hint of the hapless creatures that perished during the fire, I give extra credit. 

Light rum? I don't want to imagine a world where that is true.

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Better not make a Mojito out of that dark stuff. Save it for a Dark N Stormy.

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Get serious here, we're trying to help him, not turn him into a penniless alcoholic. Well, that might be a contributing factor, but secondary to the main purpose, which I have currently forgotten.

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Like wine after a couple of drinks you can substitute bar pours for the good stuff and few can tell the difference. Unless it's single malt with a drop of water, then you can tell.   After 15 years of drifting through here it takes a lot to get me offended.

And I think Kent a few posts back is channeling Louie from Casablanca. 

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6 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

Senor Bacardi.  

I'm sorry you did that to yourself. You really should save that for your carburetors.

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5 hours ago, Ishmael said:

Black Seal for me. But not with Coke. Blech. Dark 'n Stormies or Rum & pineapple juice.

I'm not a big ginger beer fan.

 

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3 hours ago, bhyde said:

Jesus H. Fucking Christ. PM me your address. I'll ship you some Zaya or Ron Zacapa. We can't have this kind of thing happen again. 

Want my address, too? My birthday bottle of Zacapa is LONG gone.

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3 hours ago, bhyde said:
3 hours ago, Burning Man said:

No shit. Anyone who drinks Bacardi is...... well..... I can’t even go there. 

It's a god damn cry for help! We need to get some hard pipe hitting' anarchist in there and get medieval on those drinks. 

He's lucky he's not blind FFS.

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3 hours ago, Olsonist said:

Sure maybe for a dark rum. But Cal is drinking Superior which is a light rum. Any suggestions in the light rum category?

 

2 hours ago, bhyde said:

What? There's light rum? That's crazy talk. When I'm drinking rum it better taste like a sugarcane field was set on fire with a flamethrower and put out with a firetruck full of molasses. If I can get a hint of the hapless creatures that perished during the fire, I give extra credit. 

Light rum? I don't want to imagine a world where that is true.

Some of the light/clear rhum agricoles from Martinique & the other French Caribbean islands are very good. The general rule is you drink the light ones when it's light out, and the dark ones at night but you can always do what you want.

But you have to drink them right, which is in a 'Ti Punch.

For that you need Cane Syrup - the proper sort, which is boiled down and evaporated sugar cane juice, not bar syrup.

And a lime, but only the skin.

Cut a disk of lime skin. Put in measure of cane syrup into a glass, and twist the skin so some of the oil comes out and muddle with the syrup.

Then add the rum, a typical ratio is from 2:1 up to 5:1 of rum to cane syrup and mix it up. As they say in the islands chacun prépare sa propre mort ("each prepares their own death") - mix it to the ratio you like. I'm more of a 5:1 guy.

Then drop in a couple of ice cubes.

The lime oil and cane syrup take the rough parts off the rhum, leaving the nice flavors.

 

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6 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

I'm sure you'll still be offensive.

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5 hours ago, Burning Man said:

No shit. Anyone who drinks Bacardi is...... well..... I can’t even go there

say it isnt so

i just brought a bottle of bacardi .. i even bypassed the captain morgan to do it

i did buy s  bottle of laphroiag at the same time though

did that help ?

 

stuff the coke though .. ginger beer is the go

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10 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

You posted here last week?

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9 hours ago, bhyde said:

It's a god damn cry for help! We need to get some hard pipe hitting' anarchist in there and get medieval on those drinks. 

My favorite movie, saw it for the first time in Toronto.  Old couple in front of me didn't get the time jumps.  The coffee discussion is great.  We OK?

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12 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

You are the one Canadian with a sense of humor.

Well now I am offended!

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9 minutes ago, Bristol-Cruiser said:

Well now I am offended!

Nah. you're cool and probably know the Boston clan.

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4 hours ago, phill_nz said:

say it isnt so

i just brought a bottle of bacardi .. i even bypassed the captain morgan to do it

i did buy s  bottle of laphroiag at the same time though

did that help ?

 

stuff the coke though .. ginger beer is the go

Laphroiag is good stuff IMHO

Don't even keep it on the same shelf as Cokes

- DSK

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25 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

Nah. you're cool and probably know the Boston clan.

Have you started? ... you can’t drink all day if you don’t start first thing in the morning 

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13 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

You are the one Canadian with a sense of humor.

Shirley you can't be serious.

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5 hours ago, phill_nz said:

say it isnt so

i just brought a bottle of bacardi .. i even bypassed the captain morgan to do it

i did buy s  bottle of laphroiag at the same time though

did that help ?

 

stuff the coke though .. ginger beer is the go

If you put coke in the Laphroiag, then I'd be offended... come to that if put anything in the Laphroiag I'd be offended....

Though I buy Highland Park..

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It used to be Myers, ice, tonic and lime

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12 hours ago, Navig8tor said:

Get some Anarchy-caps made up with

“The Rum made me do it”

As an aside it ain’t the rum, it’s the sugar in the coke that fucks you up.
 

Recall an Irishman utter the immortal words in his best Irish brogue :

“God, if I knew I was gonna be this thirsty this morning I would have drunk more last night!”

Maybe some red baseball caps that say:  Make Rum Great Again.

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15 hours ago, Cal20sailor said:

Last week I got fucked up on Rum and Cokes and probably offended everyone.  Not sure I can promise anything going forward.

You're setting a poor example for our president and his base. 

Now go back and say you never said that.  It feels too weird living in a world where people are thoughtful and apologetic.

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