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Good Lord, a fly landed on pences head and hung out!

A sign from Satan?

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3 hours ago, Rain Man said:

Is the population so ignorant that calling the Democratic party "socialists" is actually taken seriously?  If so, please revise your school curriculum to include education on what socialism actually is.  

Do you also advocate shoveling sand against the tide?

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A fly just landed on Pence's hair.  It found the pile of shit.

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Flies like shit!

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There’s a fly on Pence’s head.  Very distracting in an Amityville horror way.

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1 minute ago, Fakenews said:

There’s a fly on Pence’s head.  Very distracting.

Deep state fly

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image.thumb.png.1314153790c251b7a391eb4c635e2dc4.pngIt's like the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the fly crawls into the villains mouth. Ick.

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Pense's plan to burn the clock blabbing party line talking points makes him look weak, even when he's attacking Harris.

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Pence was asked what he will do if Trump loses and refuses to leave.  Guess what he said?

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It's a good thing Pence isn't Pinocchio as that plexiglass would do some real damage. Surprise, Pence didn't answer if Trump would agree to a peaceful transition. Oh wait, no surprise since he hasn't answered a question yet.

 

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Appears that 4 years of standing around behind Trump with an empty expression has taken a toll of the old boy. Cannot imagine Pence as President. So I am revising my morbid desires towards Trump's early demise.

2 minutes ago, Jules said:

Pence was asked what he will do if Trump loses and refuses to leave.  Guess what he said?

What? I'm internet impaired.

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Just now, El Boracho said:

Appears that 4 years of standing around behind Trump with an empty expression has taken a toll of the old boy. Cannot imagine Pence as President. So I am revising my morbid desires towards Trump's early demise.

What? I'm internet impaired.

Changed the subject.  What else?

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fake news just said Bill Kristol (a conservative by the way), declared Harris the winner and the Fly got second place.

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When they were talking about all the problems we face today, Pence rattles off all the things they are going to do to fix them.

I was hoping Harris would say, "What the fuck have you been doing the past four years!?!?"

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54 minutes ago, Lark said:

No.   She dodged it for half her time, then repeated the sacrifices we wouldn’t make, and finally said the next generation will do great things in 2050 after Trump and  Biden are dead.   

I guess you must have left the room when Pence was dodging questions, which was pretty much the entire debate.

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24 minutes ago, hobot said:

Good Lord, a fly landed on pences head and hung out!

A sign from Satan?

Or the undead, although it could be a tasty meal of whatever product :blink: Pence uses on his hair.

black flies matter?

does Pence ever let a woman finish?

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16 minutes ago, Jules said:

Pence was asked what he will do if Trump loses and refuses to leave.  Guess what he said?

“What?”

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25 minutes ago, Jules said:

I guess you must have left the room when Pence was dodging questions, which was pretty much the entire debate.

Clearly Pence was in his own holy debate, answering divinely inspired questions the earthly moderator never thought to ask.   Harris was less bad, but disappointed me on climate change,   

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24 minutes ago, bridhb said:

Deep state fly

Bug!  (Rand Paul, of all people....)

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I thought the moderators questions were excellent even if she had trouble getting Pence to shut up.

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I could stare into Norah O'donnell's eyes all night long!

 

I know, take it to GA!

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2 hours ago, roundthebuoys said:

I heard walls are awesome.

Moats filled with crocodiles and sharks are better.

FKT

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1 minute ago, Fah Kiew Tu said:

Moats filled with crocodiles and sharks are better.

FKT

Well it sounds like it.

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38 minutes ago, Amati said:

Or the undead, although it could be a tasty meal of whatever product :blink: Pence uses on his hair.

black flies matter?

does Pence ever let a woman finish?

Well, "Mother" never has.  All that silly panting and moaning is just so undignified.

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1 hour ago, warbird said:

Coat tails of Biden's success? Fucking skank!

Wow, all you come up with is baseless mysoginistic vagina beating drivel. Some sad shit there my friend. I am truly embarrassed for you. I say hit the confessional soon and hard or you will have some serious explaining to do and the folks in the line behind you at the pearly gates are going to steal your hot dog BBQ stick in hell. Like pence hasn't been bent over the desk in the Oval Office taking a daily dry drilling for four years screaming thank you sir may I have another. That dude is btich #1 on the Trump male bitch team. The fact he might still have real teeth and a functioning O-ring could only be determined by his Depends bill.

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20 minutes ago, Fah Kiew Tu said:

Moats filled with crocodiles and sharks are better.

FKT

Sorry to differ my good man, but flaming moats filled with oil are better. 

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Can't fool flies. They know shit when they see it.

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Just now, bhyde said:

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Can't fool flies. They know shit when they see it.

If I didn't know better, he sort of does look dead in that photo.  Fly probably thought so.

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3 minutes ago, bridhb said:

If I didn't know better, he sort of does look dead in that photo.  Fly probably thought so.

There is only one thing on Pence's mind...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, bridhb said:

If I didn't know better, he sort of does look dead in that photo.  Fly probably thought so.

That dude wished he was dead before he got up today. He is in a leaky rowboat with a near corpse and he can either row or crank the pump and he's so far from shore he knows in the end he doesn't have enough energy to make it even if throws the corpse overboard. He went home tonight, checked out his Schwab accounts and felt much better.

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Harris should have nailed Pence on job performance.

"You're the corona tsar and you let your fucking boss get the virus. You're fired."

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2 hours ago, roundthebuoys said:

Swine Flu???

So was  swine flu worse than regular flu?  Or if covid worse than swine flu?  The swine flu thing is a weird flex for sure.

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2 hours ago, warbird said:

Coat tails of Biden's success? Fucking skank!

Facts loser.  Facts.

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bahahaha, that fly tho.. all over that holyrollin' sumbitch.

Fuck the 'g0p'.

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38 minutes ago, Dex Sawash said:

Harris should have nailed Pence on job performance.

"You're the corona tsar and you let your fucking boss get the virus. You're fired."

"I can't believe I'm debating the Covid Czar, 7 months after it started, through plexiglass.  Well done asshole"

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Pence: (later on that evening) "Did you see that fly!? I've never seen a fly like that!"

 Harris: "I have."

 Pence: You have!? Really! What do they call them?!

Harris: "They're called 'Horse ass flies' around where I grew up."

Pence: "Horse ass flies.... I wonder why they call them that.... Say Kamalla, do you know why they call them 'Horse ass flies'?

Harris: "Well.... Only time I ever saw them was around a horses ass, so...."

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What I find really painful, is that so many folks on social media are running with the fly.  The one thing that Pence really had nothing to do with.  The one thing that could have happened to any one of us.

With so much more substantial issues to run with, that would take a degree of thought, many are choosing to run with something that would interest, at the same level, a house cat.

This is probably the best thing that could have happened to Pence.  He is hereby off the hook.  A fly landed on him.

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These "debates" are a waste of everyone's time.

In fact they are an affront to the honorable skill of debating.

Go the fly!

 

I think Wardodo's been drunk since last Friday.

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2 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

These "debates" are a waste of everyone's time.

In fact they are an affront to the honorable skill of debating.

Go the fly!

 

I think Wardodo's been drunk since last Friday 1965.

Closer.

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11 minutes ago, benwynn said:

What I find really painful, is that so many folks on social media are running with the fly.  The one thing that Pence really had nothing to do with.  The one thing that could have happened to any one of us.

With so much more substantial issues to run with, that would take a degree of thought, many are choosing to run with something that would interest, at the same level, a house cat.

This is probably the best thing that could have happened to Pence.  He is hereby off the hook.  A fly landed on him.

Let's hope it's a scout and the other bugs are waiting for him outside.

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They're Bees.

If a bee landed on him, no one would be laughing.

Ever been bit by a bee?

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You just watched the head of the coronavirus task force, all these months later, talking through two layers of plexiglass and that is all you need to know.

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10 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

They're Bees.

If a bee landed on him, no one would be laughing.

Ever been bit by a bee?

Sorry Meli,  being pedantic.  Been stung but never bit. 

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11 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

They're Bees.

If a bee landed on him, no one would be laughing.

Ever been bit by a bee?

Bees don't bite.

Edit: synchronicity

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9 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

They're Bees.

If a bee landed on him, no one would be laughing.

Ever been bit by a bee?

Bit? hell no - stung, for sure !! (They do not "bite", not having much in the way of teeth)

"No one would be laughing" if one had landed on the Pence?  (If they do land on ya, just stay calm and carry on. They get bored pretty soon.) 

Back in the day in the German beer gardens, we'd put a bierdeckel over our glass so the bees would not jump in and go for a swim. 

I totally would have laughed had one landed on Pence. 

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6 minutes ago, dfw_sailor said:

Sorry Meli,  being pedantic.  Been stung but never bit. 

you mean "bite" 

I think we've all gotten far into the Cabernet 

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Much as I would like to steal this line, it is from Stephen King . .

Hey waiter! I’ll have the soup. Mike Pence will have some shit for his fly.

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A message for Pence and the Reich  (I stole this one too) 

Exodus 8:21 “Else, if thou wilt not let my people go, behold, I will send swarms of flies upon thee, and upon thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thy houses: and the houses of the Egyptians shall be full of swarms of flies, and also the ground whereon they are.”

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2 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

These "debates" are a waste of everyone's time.

In fact they are an affront to the honorable skill of debating.

Go the fly!

 

I think Wardodo's been drunk since last Friday.

Certainly it is between two vice presidential candidates who if they win their only job is to not die. Before the pandemic Mike must have just have hung around the oval office fetching diet cokes and Cheeseburgers for the boss and reading his Bible. Trump saw the corona virus as an opportunity to get him out from under his feet. Hey its only a flu - what damage could the useless cunt do looking after that?

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4 hours ago, Chris in Santa Cruz, CA said:

That dude wished he was dead before he got up today. He is in a leaky rowboat with a near corpse and he can either row or crank the pump and he's so far from shore he knows in the end he doesn't have enough energy to make it even if throws the corpse overboard. He went home tonight, checked out his Schwab accounts and felt much better.

When asked to defend his handling of the virus, all the Coronavirus Czar could say is, well, it could have been worse. 

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7 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Do you also advocate shoveling sand against the tide?

Personally, I like shouting at the tide. :)

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5 hours ago, AJ Oliver said:

you mean "bite" 

I think we've all gotten far into the Cabernet 

Alatus blend here.  Kontos.  Yummie.

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6 hours ago, bridhb said:

If I didn't know better, he sort of does look dead in that photo.  Fly probably thought so.

At least you can’t see that damn eye!

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The fly couldn't stay quiet any longer, and has gone public with a whistle blower complaint.  
 

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27 minutes ago, Amati said:

Alatus blend here.  Kontos.  Yummie.

haaa I was 1/2 into a bottle of Glenfiddich and passed out before the fly ;-)

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6 hours ago, benwynn said:

What I find really painful, is that so many folks on social media are running with the fly.  The one thing that Pence really had nothing to do with.  The one thing that could have happened to any one of us.

With so much more substantial issues to run with, that would take a degree of thought, many are choosing to run with something that would interest, at the same level, a house cat.

This is probably the best thing that could have happened to Pence.  He is hereby off the hook.  A fly landed on him.

This

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3 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

OK. I misquoted :D

was you ever  bit by a dead bee?

 

Walter Brennan in To have and have not?  Great line!

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6 hours ago, benwynn said:

What I find really painful, is that so many folks on social media are running with the fly.  The one thing that Pence really had nothing to do with.  The one thing that could have happened to any one of us.

With so much more substantial issues to run with, that would take a degree of thought, many are choosing to run with something that would interest, at the same level, a house cat.

This is probably the best thing that could have happened to Pence.  He is hereby off the hook.  A fly landed on him.

Perhaps it's an indication of the general population's disgust at the facile level these debates have sunk to.

facile
 
adjective
 
  1. 1.
    ignoring the true complexities of an issue; superficial.

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Soooo, I was not able to listen to the debate.  Who won?  What was said?  Any specific learning points from either, good or bad?  

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Just now, Shortforbob said:

Perhaps it's an indication of the general population's disgust at the facile level these debates have sunk to.

facile
 
adjective
 
  1. 1.
    ignoring the true complexities of an issue; superficial.

Or perhaps it the facile nature of the gen pop.

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2 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

Perhaps it's an indication of the general population's disgust at the facile level these debates have sunk to.

facile
 
adjective
 
  1. 1.
    ignoring the true complexities of an issue; superficial.

The fly was the only part the was unscripted. Both participants did the Lil Marco. They had prepared answers for every topic and recited then dutifully, despite not matching the question presented. Boring. 

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5 minutes ago, Burning Man said:

Soooo, I was not able to listen to the debate.  Who won?  What was said?  Any specific learning points from either, good or bad?  

While both candidates did their best to avoid the sticky questions, I felt VP Pence spent more time evading questions.

I KNOW he spent more time talking over Senator Harris and the Moderator. 

All Susan Page did was keep repeating "Thank you, Mr. Vice President" over and over and over and over.

They'd better have a fucking Mute button for the next two debates.

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6 minutes ago, Shortforbob said:

Perhaps it's an indication of the general population's disgust at the facile level these debates have sunk to.

facile
 
adjective
 
  1. 1.
    ignoring the true complexities of an issue; superficial.

I'm curious melz, why did you feel the need to add the definition of facile?  While I understand you likely had to look it up, why do you assume the rest of us didn't already know that word?  BTW - how did you run across that word in the first place?  I doubt that's in your everyday lexicon.  

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1 minute ago, Burning Man said:

I'm curious melz, why did you feel the need to add the definition of facile?  While I understand you likely had to look it up, why do you assume the rest of us didn't already know that word?  BTW - how did you run across that word in the first place?  I doubt that's in your everyday lexicon.  

I do stuff like that because I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people. 

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I just kept thinking....Trump, Pence, Biden, Harris....what a pathetic slate of candidates.

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Just now, Dog said:

I just kept thinking....Trump, Pence, Biden, Harris....what a pathetic slate of candidates.

It's taken you this long to figure that out?  

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51 minutes ago, Amati said:

The fly couldn't stay quiet any longer, and has gone public with a whistle blower complaint.  
 

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Did Pence touch him where he shouldn't have?

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17 minutes ago, Burning Man said:

BTW - how did you run across that word in the first place?  I doubt that's in your everyday lexicon.  

Hahhaaaa that's funni

Jeffy just learnt a new word!

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32 minutes ago, Burning Man said:

Or perhaps it the facile nature of the gen pop.

So you'd describe these debate questions and particularly the answers as profound? Worthy of deep consideration and riveted attention?

 

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28 minutes ago, Burning Man said:

I'm curious melz, why did you feel the need to add the definition of facile?  While I understand you likely had to look it up, why do you assume the rest of us didn't already know that word?  BTW - how did you run across that word in the first place?  I doubt that's in your everyday lexicon.  

Because i wanted to ensure you understood the depth of my contempt for these "debates"

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12 minutes ago, astro said:

Hahhaaaa that's funni

Jeffy just learnt a new word!

 

I suspect you might be right. :D

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9 hours ago, hobot said:

Good Lord, a fly landed on pences head and hung out!

A sign from Satan?

 

23 minutes ago, Grrr... said:

Did Pence touch him where he shouldn't have?

 

 

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1 hour ago, Amati said:

The fly couldn't stay quiet any longer, and has gone public with a whistle blower complaint.  
 

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When's it going to do a Youtube with the Young Turks?

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7 hours ago, Shortforbob said:

They're Bees.

If a bee landed on him, no one would be laughing.

Ever been bit by a bee?

  Bees don’t bite you.  You’re a terrible librarian.

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7 hours ago, benwynn said:

What I find really painful, is that so many folks on social media are running with the fly.  The one thing that Pence really had nothing to do with.  The one thing that could have happened to any one of us.

TV. Facebook. Twitter. Free porno at your fingertips. Video games. “Every school child must have a laptop and internet access to survive in the new economy!” And now we are stupider. Easier to bamboozle. The American brain has been required for rapid shiny object identification. Bread and circuses.

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In other news, the Trump campaign released another proof of life video, taken from the President’s latest debate prep session. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

I do stuff like that because I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people. 

:lol:   :lol:     I fucking love this place

Well fucking done, sir!

- DSK

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21 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

  Bees don’t bite you.  You’re a terrible librarian.

And you're a tad slow :)

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