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Anchorage Mayor Resigns - Fatal Attraction?

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Ethan, it's Maria Athens from Fox/ABC/CW/News Net National Alaska. Uh, I just learned through my g- my, eh, ah....Emmy-award winning journalism, you're also a pedophile and like little girls and children, and there's a website. I'm so fucking exposing you. I'm gonna get an Emmy. So you either turn yourself in, kill yourself, or do what you need to do. I will personally kill you and Mara Kimmel my god damn self, you Jewish piece of living fucking shit. You have met your match, motherfucker. You have met your motherfucking match. I can't believe- I am such a good person, and thought I loved you. I fucking hate- I don't even hate you. I will pray for your Zionist fucking ass, you piece of shit loser. And, I'm putting this on the news tonight. Bye! Have a great Friday, you motherfucker! 

She reminds me of my next door neighbor.  Nice gal!

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Bet ya she was screamer and a moaner while riding a buckling bronco.

 

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20 minutes ago, chester said:

dude!!  not cool.

Yeah, never take the clickbait. Wait for some poor unsuspecting.....

 

WL

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3 minutes ago, White Lightning2 said:

Yeah, never take the clickbait. Wait for some poor unsuspecting.....

 

WL

your welcome

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I thought the link was pretty self-explanatory...

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1 hour ago, IStream said:

I thought the link was pretty self-explanatory...

:D, true and the first few were funny, then there was a vid of what appeared to an animal...

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4 hours ago, MaxHeadroom said:

She seems perfectly normal - 

 

Maria Athens Video Friday

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

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4 minutes ago, Navig8tor said:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Woman? or Demon?

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6 hours ago, MaxHeadroom said:

She seems perfectly normal - 

 

Maria Athens Video Friday

They all are on the first date.... 90% of the time it goes downhill from there..  and I am being optimistic.

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1 hour ago, nacradriver said:

They all are on the first date.... 90% of the time it goes downhill from there..  and I am being optimistic.

I sawe The Fourthe Kinde to!  Thay our alle alliens up theire...........                    :)

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Wow just wow!   Her boyfriend...not the Mayor but the .....Station Manager....kicked her out of his car in the middle of Anchorage and told her never to come back to the station....

She is all about the inappropriate relationship it appears.... 

She comes back to the Station and is arrested.   Then tries to kick out the back window of the police cruiser with her high heels.   The responding officer then cuffs both ankles.....

Oh but that is not the best or second best part..... 

She was released!    ummmm....  No 5150 (Psyc hold)  in Alaska but plenty of GUNS!!!!!    Stay tuned for more of this Bat Sh*T Story....Same Bat Sh*T Time....Same Bat Sh*T Station.... Same Bat Sh*t Anchor.....but perhaps a new Station Manager.... New Mayor as well....He is the first Latino Gay Mayor of Anchorage.......and only 31 years old.   He has sworn up and down that he has never had any relationship with Maria....  This makes him the first Mayor of Alaska to utter anything honest and believable concerning Maria to the public.   

Maria is from New Jersey,  She is a Libra.   Maria enjoys long walks on frozen beaches and highly inappropriate relationships with Men...... She is also Single!!!   Maria is very interested in finding a male Attorney licensed to practice in Alaska......  

Maria is a Proud Seton Hall Graduate!!!   Go Pirates!!!       

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I wonder if she sails?   

 

SCOTW    WE HAVE A WINNER!!

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Am I the only one here who thinks that an hour with her would probably be worth the risk?

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slight detour..

It is chicks like this that one never uses their real name until you are sure they are not pegging the cray-cray meter.

Buddy who used to date between wives (currently on #3) told me his trick was whenever he goes to a restaurant and they run a gimmick to drop off your business card on a chance to win a meal for 2, he would grab a handful of cards if the hostess was busy escorting a group to their table.  He would hand out those cards if the chick looked like a 1 night stand.   Not his problem when the crazies called the dude's home announcing they were knocked up or asking when they were hooking up again.  No idea how many lives he fucked up.

 

NEVER LEAVE YOUR BUSINESS CARD IN THAT BASKET.  Not worth the risk for a meal.

now back to the discussion of bat shit crazy chicks..

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1 minute ago, SloopJonB said:

Am I the only one here who thinks that an hour with her would probably be worth the risk?

Are you a potential HIGHLY Inappropriate relationship.... If not I doubt you would get to first bunny,,,,,, I mean  first base with her. 

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7 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Am I the only one here who thinks that an hour with her would probably be worth the risk?

Yes, you are

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In one interview she said that she had a hard time meeting men in Alaska after her move from New Jersey.....

 

What is the guy to girl ratio in Alaska?   Something like 17 to 1......   Just saying... 

Do not google Maria... The stories coming out of Anchorage are addictive. Now the FBI... I kid you not the .... the FBI has involved itself due to other issues involved.... Stay tuned.. 

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33 minutes ago, Kent H said:

In one interview she said that she had a hard time meeting men in Alaska after her move from New Jersey.....

 

What is the guy to girl ratio in Alaska?   Something like 17 to 1......   Just saying... 

Do not google Maria... The stories coming out of Anchorage are addictive. Now the FBI... I kid you not the .... the FBI has involved itself due to other issues involved.... Stay tuned.. 

As said in another thread, a woman in Alaska was asked about that ratio of men to women in Alaska and the odds to start a relationship.

"the odds are good, but the goods are odd..."

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13 hours ago, Laurent said:

As said in another thread, a woman in Alaska was asked about that ratio of men to women in Alaska and the odds to start a relationship.

"the odds are good, but the goods are odd..."

That’s what I said when my daughter commented on the ratio of boys to girls at engineering college. 

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