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 Relax, the Constitution will prevail.  That, or I start shooting Republican billionaires.

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44 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said:

 Relax, the Constitution will prevail.  That, or I start shooting Republican billionaires.

They're already whining about how the servers in restaurants don't treat them with appropriate respect. Imagine how they feel when a few of them get icepicked by the busboy... or by their dates...

The USA is treading close to pitchfork & lamp post time. I really hope things turn around

- DSK

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Attorney heading up Trump campaign's Wisconsin recount effort is seeking to throw out his own vote

The attorney leading President Donald Trump’s recount effort in Wisconsin voted illegally according to his own legal argument that in-person absentee ballots should be thrown out. So did his wife.

Jim Troupis, a former Dane County judge and Cross Plains attorney who is representing the Trump campaign, would not answer questions about why he and his wife voted that way.

Troupis and his wife voted early using the state's in-person absentee option — one of a group of voters whose ballots the Trump campaign has asked election officials to deem illegal.

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Team Trump squirted so much jizz over appointing their judges they forgot to amend the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure to allow Trump Elite Strike Team cases to ascend uninterrupted to SCOTUS. Dummies. Too late now.

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"I'm exaggerating a bit."

President Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani appeared on Lou Dobbs Tonight Monday and made a startling admission. Not long before Giuliani’s appearance, the Michigan state board of canvassers certified Joe Biden winner of the election in the state. On top of that, Giuliani and Trump’s legal team have suffered dozens of losses in courts in their attempt to prove widespread voter fraud and overturn the results of the election. Giuliani has repeatedly made wild and baseless claims of fraud, but admitted on Monday that he’s exaggerating, at least when it comes to alleged fraud in Detroit.

Ya think?

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Exaggerating?

Does that mean the shitstain is actually The Exaggerator In Chief?

That he has only exaggerated more than 20,000 times over the past 4 years?

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WTF happened to him? When he was a crusading DA taking on the Mafia he seemed to be on the right side of things.

What turned him into this cosmic bad joke?

Simple greed?

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2 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

WTF happened to him? When he was a crusading DA taking on the Mafia he seemed to be on the right side of things.

What turned him into this cosmic bad joke?

Simple greed?

Yes.  He came and spoke at the all employee meeting of the company I was at circa 2005.  He got 100K and was doing that regularly.  Then he stated his ME based security consulting biz.  I’m sure he made an order of magnitude more for a while.  When that dried up he got on the payroll of Russian and Ukrainian oligarchs.  It’s all about the buck and he’s thoroughly corrupted.  
He’s also got a case of dementia.

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"Have to turn the election over. We have all the evidence, have all the affidavits, everything. All we need is to have a judge listen to it properly, without political opinions."

 

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Donnie was a no show in Gettysburg. Heard it was a battlefield and said his bone spurs were acting up.

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Fuckery of the 1st order:  Judge halts certification after certification already done in PA.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pennsylvania-judge-halts-election-certification-mail-in-vote-lawsuit

For your reading pleasure, the constitutional statute in question:


§ 14.  Absentee voting.
        (a)  The Legislature shall, by general law, provide a manner
     in which, and the time and place at which, qualified electors
     who may, on the occurrence of any election, be absent from the
     municipality of their residence, because their duties,
     occupation or business require them to be elsewhere or who, on
     the occurrence of any election, are unable to attend at their
     proper polling places because of illness or physical disability
     or who will not attend a polling place because of the observance
     of a religious holiday or who cannot vote because of election
     day duties, in the case of a county employee, may vote, and for
     the return and canvass of their votes in the election district
     in which they respectively reside.

 

Obviously written shortly after the invention of the comma, a good test for the textualists.

The argument that enacting a statute for mail-in voting that does not fit in the 4 conrners of this constitutional statute is more tortured than the argument that this merely defines the minimum.

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15 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Remove Fairfax, Loudon, Prince William, and Stafford counties and President Trump won in a landslide!

Bigly!

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15 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Do you have any evidence of massive democRAT fraud yet, bullshitters? 

I came to here just to see this. Spanish press has suddenly stopped talking about it.

 

Is there any chance that fraud can be proven?

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I watched a live feed of the PA legislature hearing, and was impressed by the degree of acceptance commenters had about the fraud committed by Democrats.

These chumps are living in bubbles of misinformation, and are hardened in their belief that Democrats subverted the entire election. Furthermore, each of these patriotic Americans were open to tossing out the results of this election and staging a do-over, jailing Democrats, and preventing the overthrow of America by socialists with their guns and Trump2020 flags.

They only like the Connie when it gives them the result they like. Fair weather friends to our nation’s democratic ideals. 

Do they really think they’d be able to escape our dominion had we Democrats actually hid such a grand voting conspiracy? Idiocy.

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15 minutes ago, chuso007 said:

I came to here just to see this. Spanish press has suddenly stopped talking about it.

 

Is there any chance that fraud can be proven?

If there was any evidence of fraud we would have seen it. We have a depressingly large group of people in this country for whom perception is reality, and no evidence is needed. If Fox News tells them that the Sun rises in the west and sets in the east, and they perceive that to be the truth, then the Sun must rise in the west. We see this in the crowd that thinks that democRATS are pedophile cannibals. Those folks are never going to accept that a pedophile cannibal got more votes than their hero. It will be interesting to see what this portends for our society going forward. 

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2 hours ago, Bus Driver said:

They need to get Chief Inspector Nunes on it.  Or, maybe Trey Gowdy.

Nunes told us the truth. Schiff lied to us. Who did you believe?

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5 minutes ago, Dog said:

Nunes told us the truth. Schiff lied to us. Who did you believe?

Can I have a few of whatever it is that you're taking please?

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Just now, Mrleft8 said:

Can I have a few of whatever it is that you're taking please?

Truly sad to see what Dog has become.  Nothing but a lap dog for the Party.

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Just now, Mrleft8 said:

Can I have a few of whatever it is that you're taking please?

Nothing

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Just now, Bus Driver said:

Truly sad to see what Dog has become.  Nothing but a lap dog for the Party.

Ha!...And you're not I suppose....Nunes it turns out was telling us the truth and Schiff was lying to us.

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Just now, Dog said:

Ha!...And you're not I suppose....Nunes it turns out was telling us the truth and Schiff was lying to us.

Are you talking about Rep. Nunes, who took that clandestine midnight trip to the WH?  

Nunes Timeline.

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36 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

Looking ahead to 2024.
 

https://donaldjtrump2024.com/

So you think he'll change the laws so he can serve more than two terms? :D

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1 hour ago, Mrleft8 said:
1 hour ago, Dog said:

Nunes told us the truth. Schiff lied to us. Who did you believe?

Can I have a few of whatever it is that you're taking please?

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Edit: Vermin is on a double dose.

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1 hour ago, Bus Driver said:

I suggest you click on the link.

Heh. Venom got pwned. No surprise.

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4 hours ago, Ishmael said:

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Edit: Vermin is on a double dose.

They are way past pills - they are both on IV's.

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2 hours ago, El Boracho said:

Heh. Venom got pwned. No surprise.

What sort of idiot pawnbroker would even give a dime for Vermin.

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10 minutes ago, Clove Hitch said:
24 minutes ago, jerseyguy said:

File this one under “a fool and his money.”

“Man sues for refund of $2.5m he donated to Trump election challenge group”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-sues-refund-2-5m-235656020.html

Hahaha.  @Dog cited this group! 

He was hoping to put in charge of the Post Office, so he could open all the envelopes looking for money

- DSK

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11 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

If there was any evidence of fraud we would have seen it.

Of course, Sol. Not a whiff of fraud, just like the Obama admin didn't have a hint of scandal.

Then again, like the rest of the echo chamber - you bought in to a story woven by an alcoholic russian lawyer in malta.. Your judgement might be questionable.

Will our resident shyster point out that witness declarations are evidence in court? Or do you only believe in russian reports paid for by the (D) party?

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50 minutes ago, bpm57 said:

Of course, Sol. Not a whiff of fraud, just like the Obama admin didn't have a hint of scandal.

Then again, like the rest of the echo chamber - you bought in to a story woven by an alcoholic russian lawyer in malta.. Your judgement might be questionable.

Will our resident shyster point out that witness declarations are evidence in court? Or do you only believe in russian reports paid for by the (D) party?

??

Is Chris Krebs (Dept of Homeland Security Cybersecurity chief... fired by Trump... yeah that guy) a Russian agent hired by the (D) party?

- DSK

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1 hour ago, bpm57 said:

Of course, Sol. Not a whiff of fraud, just like the Obama admin didn't have a hint of scandal.

Then again, like the rest of the echo chamber - you bought in to a story woven by an alcoholic russian lawyer in malta.. Your judgement might be questionable.

Will our resident shyster point out that witness declarations are evidence in court? Or do you only believe in russian reports paid for by the (D) party?

With some evidence you could have this thing nailed down tight. Without it your just another bullshitter. Whatcha got?

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12 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

??

Is Chris Krebs (Dept of Homeland Security Cybersecurity chief... fired by Trump... yeah that guy) a Russian agent hired by the (D) party?

- DSK

That fuckwit should change his handle to qqq57.

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2 hours ago, jerseyguy said:

File this one under “a fool and his money.”

“Man sues for refund of $2.5m he donated to Trump election challenge group”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-sues-refund-2-5m-235656020.html

How did anyone that stupid manage to accumulate that much money?

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45 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

How did anyone that stupid manage to accumulate that much money?

Member of the lucky sperm club

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7 minutes ago, jerseyguy said:

Member of the lucky sperm club

I'm one of those, although a long way down the chain.

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18 minutes ago, Ishmael said:
25 minutes ago, jerseyguy said:

Member of the lucky sperm club

I'm one of those, although a long way down the chain.

Get a room.

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Whoops. Sorry Bullshitters. 
 

https://www.axios.com/trump-campaign-pennsylvania-lawsuit-appeal-1a3245a6-f564-404b-bf0d-58aa2d35d799.html

Quote

"Free, fair elections are the lifeblood of our democracy. Charges of unfairness are serious. But calling an election unfair does not make it so. Charges require specific allegations and then proof. We have neither here," Trump-appointed Judge Stephanos Bibas wrote in the Third Circuit Court of Appeal's ruling.

Silly bullshitters. All you need is evidence. 

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2 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Whoops. Sorry Bullshitters. 
 

https://www.axios.com/trump-campaign-pennsylvania-lawsuit-appeal-1a3245a6-f564-404b-bf0d-58aa2d35d799.html

Silly bullshitters. All you need is evidence. 

Its all a hail Mary and they are hoping one of their suits makes it to the SCOTUS .  Trump said he was counting on them to help him. 

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Sidney Powell must be back on the team, drowning in their own bullshit  :lol:

"Less than a day after saying he would leave the White House should President-elect Joe Biden be voted in by the electoral college, President Donald Trump backtracked, baselessly insisting Friday that Biden "can only enter the White House as President if he can prove" his 80 million votes were not “fraudulently or illegally obtained,” and effectively recanting his closest admission to electoral defeat."

https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2020/11/27/trump-u-turns-on-day-old-promise-to-leave-white-house-insists-biden-prove-his-votes-were-legal/?sh=8c80f8f318ff

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It's almost as if he thinks he has some say in the matter.

 

Trump Leaving.jpg

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1 hour ago, BrickTopHarry said:

 

Damn. It’s one thing to lose. It’s another thing to lose and have your nose rubbed in it. 

“The ruling with prejudice means that the plaintiffs are barred from bringing another action on the same claim.”

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8 hours ago, Bus Driver said:

Damn. It’s one thing to lose. It’s another thing to lose and have your nose rubbed in it. 

“The ruling with prejudice means that the plaintiffs are barred from bringing another action on the same claim.”

“The want of due diligence demonstrated in this matter is unmistakable.”

Which side is the court talking about there, bullshitters? Can’t be the Americans...must be the democRATS, right?

That evidence must be really good for them to hold it this long while being rope-a-doped to a pulp of a laughing stock. Silly bullshitters. 

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The only election related item on the Supreme Court calendar is January 20th at noon when SCOTUS makes their one, only and final ruling on the matter. That is gonna burn.

I think it is wise (heh...no...he fucks up everything) that Trump is keeping the hopes of his sycophant squad up. Preventing his Moron Militia from actually acting on the protests and violence they had promised back around election day. Now Trump is deflecting them to focus on 2024...effectively neutering the little drive they actually possessed.

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"The partial recount in Wisconsin is done

And it didn't go well for Trump.

He had requested a partial recount in two counties in the state, which cost him $US3 million ($4 million).

They've just wrapped up the recount of Milwaukee and Dane county. And at the end it, 87 more votes were found for Joe Biden. The president-elect still won the state by about 20,600 votes."

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7 hours ago, El Boracho said:

The only election related item on the Supreme Court calendar is January 20th at noon when SCOTUS makes their one, only and final ruling on the matter. That is gonna burn.

Well maybe, but IMHO several of the SCOTUSies (at least) are totally capable 

of trashing what is left of our sorry-assed old republic. 

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8 minutes ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

uh oh. When a group member speaks out against The Leader things can crumble in a hurry. Attack, Bullshitters. Nip this truth stuff in the bud. 
 

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/527956-gop-lawmaker-to-trump-drop-election-argument-for-the-sake-of-our-nation

 

 

#stopthestupid

I love it.

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Is there a date certain when Trump’s legal (I use the word loosely) arguments are completely exhausted?  I assume there’s a circuit court that’s still entertaining Rudy’s arguments?  When would the SCOTUS decide to hear or not hear an appeal?

I’m so done with the BS

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From that liberal rag - The National Review -

Trump’s Disgraceful Endgame

Almost nothing that the Trump team has alleged has withstood the slightest scrutiny. In particular, it’s hard to find much that is remotely true in the president’s Twitter feed these days.

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1 hour ago, Fakenews said:

Is there a date certain when Trump’s legal (I use the word loosely) arguments are completely exhausted?  I assume there’s a circuit court that’s still entertaining Rudy’s arguments?  When would the SCOTUS decide to hear or not hear an appeal?

I’m so done with the BS

Some of the more recent filings are already asking the Courts to reverse (as opposed to prevent) Certification.   

I'm starting to think they're going to keep it up for the next 4 years, like they did with the Birther conspiracy.

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5 minutes ago, frenchie said:

Some of the more recent filings are already asking the Courts to reverse (as opposed to prevent) Certification.   

I'm starting to think they're going to keep it up for the next 4 years, like they did with the Birther conspiracy.

To be fair, there were thought provoking questions raised before. But I’m not a birther. 

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2 hours ago, Fakenews said:

Is there a date certain when Trump’s legal (I use the word loosely) arguments are completely exhausted?  I assume there’s a circuit court that’s still entertaining Rudy’s arguments?  When would the SCOTUS decide to hear or not hear an appeal?

I’m so done with the BS

When did you become a Trump supporter?

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2 hours ago, Fakenews said:

Is there a date certain when Trump’s legal (I use the word loosely) arguments are completely exhausted?  I assume there’s a circuit court that’s still entertaining Rudy’s arguments?  When would the SCOTUS decide to hear or not hear an appeal?

I’m so done with the BS

When did Trump give up on that birther bullshit?  When it was no longer served any political value.  The Trumpalos will rally around the bullshit just for the sake of having something to rally around, no matter how bogus.

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5 hours ago, Teener said:

When did Trump give up on that birther bullshit?  When it was no longer served any political value.  The Trumpalos will rally around the bullshit just for the sake of having something to rally around, no matter how bogus.

For many, that's part of it. The Trump rallies are like a rock concert. They like to gather in crowds of mutual admiration and shout & chant.

Nothing hard to understand about that, I like going to concerts and such. But why are they such a pack of slobbering dumbasses? It can't be that difficult to find a better cause to have rallies for.

- DSK

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4 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

For many, that's part of it. The Trump rallies are like a rock concert. They like to gather in crowds of mutual admiration and shout & chant.

Nothing hard to understand about that, I like going to concerts and such. But why are they such a pack of slobbering dumbasses? It can't be that difficult to find a better cause to have rallies for.

- DSK

They have no better causes because they are a pack of slobbering dumbasses. It's self-reinforcing behaviour. Individually, they may have some merit, but as a pack they are just bags of stupid wandering around.

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5 hours ago, Teener said:

When did Trump give up on that birther bullshit? 

I think it was after Obama humiliated him at length about it at the press corps dinner.

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11 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

The sooner the GOP is dead and buried the better. What a bunch of sociopaths. 

A deluded few conservatives are foolishly clinging to some old memories of the GOP. For example, the 163 readers of the National Review. These reasonable people should look into joining the Biden faction of the Democratic Party. It's a big tent the democrats have. With some room as the Sanders/AOC gang is heading for the exits. The illiterate MAGA fuckwits that have taken over the GOP are beyond redemption (and don't read). BTW, these are not just Trumpists, but all the spineless stuffed suits that tremble in fear of being mentioned in a Trump Tweet.

Who would have guessed a few decades ago that the R party would be the first to self-destruct.

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The Republican party has always been the party of choice for lunatics, fuckwits and fringe players.

It's just that in the past they were kept under the thumb of the sane conservatives. Ever since Gingrich the lunatics have been running the asylum.

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5 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

The Republican party has always been the party of choice for lunatics, fuckwits and fringe players.

It's just that in the past they were kept under the thumb of the sane conservatives. Ever since Gingrich the lunatics have been running the asylum.

Ummm...have you been to California? The lunatic fringe here are democrats. Amply represented in my fanciful coastal neighbors. But the D conservatives mostly keep them in check. So much the same...but entirely without the stupidity, hate, racism and xenophobia.

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Well it's a good thing Trump & Co. are dusting off the 'ol firing squad laws.

Because...

Trump campaign lawyer says former cybersecurity chief should be 'shot'

An attorney for President Donald Trump’s reelection efforts said on Monday that Chris Krebs, the former head of U.S. cybersecurity, should be “shot” for going against the president’s conspiracy theories and declaring the 2020 elections as secure.

“Anybody who thinks the election went well, like that idiot Krebs who used to be the head of cybersecurity,” said Trump campaign lawyer Joe DiGenova, “that guy is a class A moron. He should be drawn and quartered. Taken out at dawn and shot.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/30/trump-campaign-lawyer-cybersecurity-chief-shot-441577

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22 minutes ago, El Boracho said:

Ummm...have you been to California? The lunatic fringe here are democrats

I've got two words for you, and the first one is Devin .  

DevinCow Now Has More Twitter Followers Than Devin Nunes | Techdirt

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