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7 minutes ago, Timo42 said:

Ask any fisherman, just have to use the right kind of bait...

Yeah but worms are much cheaper than an 18 year old Single malt Scotch!

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32 minutes ago, Gangbusters said:

So a search team was sent out to find PB recently. Who knew that all it took was an Ignore thread to get him back!

:lol:

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2 hours ago, Point Break said:

JOIN ME IN MY MISSION TO REFUSE TO IGNORE!!

I'm only here for the beer.

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2 hours ago, Gangbusters said:

So a search team was sent out to find PB recently. Who knew that all it took was an Ignore thread to get him back!

And some say he was busy compiling a book too.

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On 11/18/2020 at 11:31 PM, sledracr said:

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If the Crab Cooker was still around I definitely would not ignore it! I miss that place!

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12 minutes ago, Willin' said:

If the Crab Cooker was still around

They're rebuilding it.  Should've been open this year but they've had a butt-load of construction delays...

In the meantime, they have another location up in Tustin.

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23 minutes ago, sledracr said:

They're rebuilding it.  Should've been open this year but they've had a butt-load of construction delays...

In the meantime, they have another location up in Tustin.

Good to know but Tustin?  Yuck!!!  When I went out for a visit a few years ago I tracked down Zubies at the new(ish) location. Just not the same.

At least Charlie's Chili, Sid's Blue Beat, Mutt Lynch's and the Balboa Saloon were still around.

Thanks for the update!

 

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I'm going to ignore this in appreciation for all @hobot's work on the RP thread.  In order to maintain equilibrium, the attention paid to the RP thread must be balanced by ignoring in this thread.  Therefore, I need a number of days of ignoring this to achieve balance.  

It seems to work better if I hold my breath and perform the AGSM maneuver.

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47 minutes ago, Merrill Levi said:

MAGA  -  MAIA

Make America Ignorant Again? I thought someone was already doing that.

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1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:
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15 hours ago, atoyot said:

I have no problem ignoring that one.

Adgreede!                            :)

I learned a long time ago to be vweery careful about cwicking winks awound here. 

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3 minutes ago, Point Break said:

I learned a long time ago to be vweery careful about cwicking winks awound here. 

Chryst, youse guys are cautious. That link is certified Blue Waffle-free.

Here it is:

 

Below-the-nose mask wearers shocked by science

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In a groundbreaking study conducted by ‘Scientists Doing Science’ the connection between nasal passages and lung tissue was proven conclusively. Folks half-assing compliance with mask mandates throughout the nation have been wearing their face coverings at half-mast. They argued it wasn’t necessary to include their noses as long as their mouths were covered. This new study has proven them wrong without a shadow of a doubt.

When we exhale air passes through both nostrils, sometimes with alarming force — such as during a sneeze. This air contains particles of who-knows-what and can be inhaled by any person in our vicinity. Keeping a distance of at least six feet is helpful. I prefer to be sixty feet away from half-mast-maskers.

When we inhale our nostrils suck in air similar to vacuum hoses. During this process the exhaled air from persons around us can enter our nose. From our nostrils it travels all the way down to our lungs. Amazing, right?! I’m so glad I was able to read and understand this newfound knowledge. Thank you, scientists.

Using this new information to protect ourselves and others

Being a long-nosed person with a tiny head and petite cheek bones, I fully understand the challenges of finding masks that fit well. My nose grows about 0.0003 mm per month so I had to choose adjustable masks to account for that. I tried at least a dozen styles and sizes.

It was worse than shopping for jeans that gap here or squeeze there and generally fit horribly. But I rose to the challenge and achieved success. Now I have two favorite masks and a few spares. Whatever your face shape, nose length, or noggin size — there is a mask for you.

Key take-aways

  • All three face holes suck air in to your lungs and poof air out to the atmosphere.
  • Try on masks until you find one that securely covers your nose and mouth.
  • Protect yourself and others by becoming a masked hero. The life you save may be your own.
 
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On 11/21/2020 at 9:36 AM, Steam Flyer said:

I keep telling you guys to clean up better, now look... we have ignore-ants.

Next with all the beer, we'll probably have piss ants too

- DSK

Hoping nobody attacks me, or else I may become a defend-ant.

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49 minutes ago, hobot said:

Certified Kooks, all of you.

B)

Well......yeah.........we deserve each other.......

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I try to avoid getting all sciency but I have to think droplets are caught by masks but tiny aerosol bits could hit the eye and find a home.

I approved this message such as it is. 

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2 minutes ago, Point Break said:
52 minutes ago, hobot said:

Certified Kooks, all of you.

B)

Well......yeah.........we deserve each other.......

Ime am siure some certificationes haive exspirred to.............               :)

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15 minutes ago, ancientseawolf said:

Oh Shit!  I forgot the renewal.  Do I have to take the test again?

Yes: Post some tits, etc.

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Checking in for my daily dose of ignore. 

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49 minutes ago, Mid said:

Checking in for my daily dose of ignore. 

Checking in? We can leave?

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29 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

Checking in? We can leave?

ad Ish you're off the Xmas card list for making me do that .......

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3 hours ago, Mid said:

ad Ish you're off the Xmas card list for making me do that .......

It was a slow ball over the plate, I was feeling generous.

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21 hours ago, atoyot said:

Key take-aways

  • All three face holes suck air in to your lungs and poof air out to the atmosphere.
  • Try on masks until you find one that securely covers your nose and mouth.
  • Protect yourself and others by becoming a masked hero. The life you save may be your own.
 

It looks like Kevin Bloody Wilson may require some ear masks just to be safe...

If I wasn't so busy doing other stuff I'd be busy ignoring this thread.

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On 11/20/2020 at 1:36 PM, d'ranger said:

There is always a catch though. 

I've always wondered what 1 through 21 were all about.

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38 minutes ago, Sean said:
On 11/20/2020 at 1:36 PM, d'ranger said:

There is always a catch though. 

I've always wondered what 1 through 21 were all about.

Sines of goode fictione, it mackes readeres thick beyonde the storrey at hande...........                            :)

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On 11/20/2020 at 12:40 PM, Ed Lada said:
On 11/20/2020 at 12:36 PM, d'ranger said:

There is always a catch though. 

But the Syndicate will take care of everything.

. . .and everyone has a share.

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21 minutes ago, bplipschitz said:
On 11/20/2020 at 1:40 PM, Ed Lada said:
On 11/20/2020 at 1:36 PM, d'ranger said:

There is always a catch though. 

But the Syndicate will take care of everything.

. . .and everyone has a share.

I woude licke to try a choclaitte cotten treate..............                     :)

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2 hours ago, Sean said:

I've always wondered what 1 through 21 were all about.

Those are covered in [too much] detail in Portnoy's Complaint.

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Damn !! I just now failed  to not  notice I was noticing this thread wasn’t to be noticed 

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Alright mofo, you don't want me ignorin' all up in yo Mama's face now, do you?

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 

 

 

Wait, maybe that's not ignorin'.

 

Never mind.

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continuing to ignore ....  

gonna leave this cat in here to keep an eye on things... 

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I juste wantte saye I thick we alle donig a fine jobbe hearer, the effortte is imperssive.  Carrey On.                              :)

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Yep continuing to ignore as requested

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Ignoring threads like this one is a safe and  fun activity for the whole family  during a pandemic!

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5 minutes ago, Innocent Bystander said:

I've been busy elsewhere.  Are we still required to ignore this thread?  

It's optional, but highly recommended

- DSK

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not required but strenuously encouraged ...

 

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here's a little quiz you can take to pass the time while ignoring this thread ....

 

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit -- 4 hours. Begin immediately.

HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from it's origins to the presentday, concentrating especially but not exclusively, on its social, political,economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa. Be brief, concise and specific.

MEDICINE: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have fifteen minutes.

PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

BIOLOGY: create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million year earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

MUSIC: Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

PSYCHOLOGY: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

SOCIOLOGY: Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end ofthe world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

MANAGEMENT SCIENCE: Define management. Define Science. How do they relate?

COMPUTER SCIENCE: create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming and 1130 cpu supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to activate your algorithm; design the communications interface and all necessary control programs.

ENGINEERING: The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find and instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

ECONOMICS: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: cubism, the donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing the effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

POLITICAL SCIENCE: There is a red phone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on it's socio-political effects, if any.

EPISTEMOLOGY: Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.

PHYSICS: Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of any other kind of thought.

PHILOSOPHY: Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

EXTRA CREDIT: Define the universe; give three examples.

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For the final in my 1st graduate class that was passed out (or something very similar) to the class.  It took a few minutes for us to realize it was a joke, still a great memory these decades later.  The class was something like Behavioral Science in Management.

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1 hour ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

here's a little quiz

ignored 

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3 hours ago, Point Break said:

You all knew we would be really good at this........

Et Tu PB?

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1 hour ago, hobot said:
4 hours ago, Point Break said:

You all knew we would be really good at this........

Et Tu PB?

Spente moeste hisse life helping oute thoise in difficultte sitiationes.                      :)

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I normally abhor ignorance but I'll make an exception and continue to ignore this thread.  

We are living in difficult times and we all need to step up our game.  For all of you resisting the urge, go ahead and take on for the team.  Ignorance is bliss! 

Y'all want to be happy don't you?

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1 minute ago, bplipschitz said:

. . .still looking for the "ignore" button. . .

Alt-F4

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On 12/2/2020 at 12:14 PM, Mid said:

ignored 

well done! Don't try this at home folks, this is the work of a professional!

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7 hours ago, Ishmael said:

I was waiting for that.

i was a little hestitant since i NEVER go there, I felt a little ignorant suggesting it!

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The ignorance is strong in this one.

Inspiring, actually!

 

Carry on. :)

 

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6 hours ago, El Boracho said:

Truly astonishing that fuckwits are still posting in this thread.

Plesae remebber to counte youselfe as oune............                  :)

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On 12/1/2020 at 10:21 PM, Bump-n-Grind said:

continuing to ignore ....  

gonna leave this cat in here to keep an eye on things... 

Image may contain: cat and indoor

 

Bob is watching your cat...

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excuse me , why has this thread been bumped by the imposter ?

Ladies and Gentlemen , please lift your game .

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17 minutes ago, chester said:

cannot be ignored, you broke the thread

I thick he onley broke oure concetratione.....                     :)

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I don't ignore threads...  they ignore me.

 

 

Or so I am told.

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7 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Notte siure thast what Mid wase talkling aboute

that other second rate ignore thread was above this one .

 

this can not be allowed to happen .

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ok.. this may call for drastic measures ...

 

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2 hours ago, Mid said:

that other second rate ignore thread was above this one. this can not be allowed to happen .

Yessiree, wille do m beste.....                  :)

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2 hours ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

ok.. this may call for drastic measures ...

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Allwayes starte at peircengs........             :)

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14 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Allwayes starte at peircengs........             :)

If more people don't start ignoring this thread by posting their intention to ignore it, I will post a picture of my nipple piercing.

That will kill the thread for sure, my tit looked much better when I got it pierced 25 years ago, so get busy you ignorant mofos!  

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