bplipschitz 297 #1 Posted November 20, 2020 This guy should get like crossed palms with oak leaves or something. . . https://www.kmov.com/news/biker-with-meth-falls-during-race-accidentally-shoots-himself-before-getting-hit-by-car/article_9a7882cb-ac6d-5bf9-8d45-96b6d7825e7d.html#utm_source=kmov.com&utm_campaign=%2Fnewsletters%2Flists%2Fheadlines-noon%2F%3F-dc%3D1605895215&utm_medium=email&utm_content=headline Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raked Aft\\ 113 #2 Posted November 20, 2020 close, but no cigar... An important element of the darwin award is ending up DTS... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bplipschitz 297 #3 Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Raked Aft\\ said: close, but no cigar... An important element of the darwin award is ending up DTS... Or just not able to procreate. Might be iffy in this case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raked Aft\\ 113 #4 Posted November 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, bplipschitz said: Or just not able to procreate. Might be iffy in this case. true dat.. his gun may have discharged tucked in his pants, at a precariously unfortunate angle.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windward 362 #5 Posted November 20, 2020 Was he also licked by a moose? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atoyot 118 #6 Posted November 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Windward said: Was he also licked by a moose? That could depend upon whether his main squeeze was up before he left the house. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
More Cowbell2 241 #7 Posted November 20, 2020 33 minutes ago, Windward said: Was he also licked by a moose? That would be a salt. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chester 669 #8 Posted November 20, 2020 maybe not darwin but four star idiot for sure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurent 1,707 #9 Posted November 20, 2020 Cheapskate. He is missing fire and drowning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,317 #10 Posted November 20, 2020 A for effort, that's for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atoyot 118 #11 Posted November 20, 2020 A lightning strike would be a nice touch, before or after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Borax Johnson 58 #12 Posted November 20, 2020 Did his front fall off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Man 847 #13 Posted November 21, 2020 Is he outside the environment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
