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Where will Donald Jr, Eric, and Ivanka Trump run?

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It's no secret that it was the two Trump brothers who were urging their father to fight the election. After all, the whole family has something to lose. Don has New York law enforcement breathing down his neck, Ivanka is wanted for questioning over her suspicious company transactions, but it is the two boys who have the most to lose. Can they wait out the statute of limitations for their crimes? Where would you go? These are the countries without an extradition treaty to the USA.

1 China 1,439,323,776
2 Indonesia 273,523,615
3 Bangladesh 164,689,383
4 Russia 145,934,462
5 Ethiopia 114,963,588
6 Vietnam 97,338,579
7 Myanmar 54,409,800
8 Uganda 45,741,007
9 Algeria 43,851,044
10 Sudan 43,849,260
11 Ukraine 43,733,762
12 Afghanistan 38,928,346
13 Morocco 36,910,560
14 Saudi Arabia 34,813,871
15 Uzbekistan 33,469,203
16 Angola 32,866,272
17 Mozambique 31,255,435
18 Yemen 29,825,964
19 Nepal 29,136,808
20 Madagascar 27,691,018
21 Cameroon 26,545,863
22 Ivory Coast 26,378,274
23 Niger 24,206,644
24 Burkina Faso 20,903,273
25 Mali 20,250,833
26 Kazakhstan 18,776,707
27 Syria 17,500,658
28 Senegal 16,743,927
29 Cambodia 16,718,965
30 Chad 16,425,864
31 Somalia 15,893,222
32 Guinea 13,132,795
33 Rwanda 12,952,218
34 Burundi 11,890,784
35 Tunisia 11,818,619
36 United Arab Emirates 9,890,402
37 Belarus 9,449,323
38 Serbia 8,737,371
39 Togo 8,278,724
40 Laos 7,275,560
41 Libya 6,871,292
42 Lebanon 6,825,445
43 Republic Of The Congo 5,518,087
44 Oman 5,106,626
45 Central African Republic 4,829,767
46 Mauritania 4,649,658
47 Kuwait 4,270,571
48 Moldova 4,033,963
49 Eritrea 3,546,421
50 Bosnia And Herzegovina 3,280,819
51 Mongolia 3,278,290
52 Armenia 2,963,243
53 Qatar 2,881,053
54 Namibia 2,540,905
55 Gabon 2,225,734
56 Macedonia 2,083,374
57 Guinea Bissau 1,968,001
58 Bahrain 1,701,575
59 Equatorial Guinea 1,402,985
60 Djibouti 988,000
61 Comoros 869,601
62 Montenegro 628,066
63 Cape Verde 555,987
64 Maldives 540,544
65 Brunei 437,479
66 Vanuatu 307,145
67 Sao Tome And Principe 219,159
68 Samoa 198,414
69 Micronesia 115,023
70 Andorra 77,265
71 Marshall Islands 59,190
72 Vatican City 801
 

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Qatar or Bahrain look like reasonable candidates.  Or Saudi.

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It is way past time little don goes to Vietnam.

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2 minutes ago, justsomeguy! said:

Nambia.

I'm not sure how you can live in a gaudy bling-encrusted penthouse in Namibia.  Maybe they'd have to descend to street level.  Oh, the humanity.

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3 minutes ago, P_Wop said:

Qatar or Bahrain look like reasonable candidates.  Or Saudi.

I doubt they'll be welcome anywhere once their assets are frozen. Who needs broke losers hanging around?

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Just now, P_Wop said:

gaudy bling-encrusted penthouse in Namibia. 

"Nambia", not "Namibia".

A mythical place, like the front page.

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2 minutes ago, Willin' said:

I doubt they'll be welcome anywhere once their assets are frozen. Who needs broke losers hanging around?

Would you be surprised to find that they had a billion stashed overseas?

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They both become priests and hide out in the Vatican. A lot of shithole countries on the list. I could see myself living in Viet Nam, wonderful food, good climate (except the typhoons), and nice people.

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They will always be welcome at Martha's vineyard where they can see all the way to Libyan slave markets from their kitchen window. 

It's such a wonderful view.   

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37 minutes ago, badlatitude said:

It's no secret that it was the two Trump brothers who were urging their father to fight the election. After all, the whole family has something to lose. Don has New York law enforcement breathing down his neck, Ivanka is wanted for questioning over her suspicious company transactions, but it is the two boys who have the most to lose. Can they wait out the statute of limitations for their crimes? Where would you go? These are the countries without an extradition treaty to the USA.

1 China 1,439,323,776
2 Indonesia 273,523,615
3 Bangladesh 164,689,383
4 Russia 145,934,462
5 Ethiopia 114,963,588
6 Vietnam 97,338,579
7 Myanmar 54,409,800
8 Uganda 45,741,007
9 Algeria 43,851,044
10 Sudan 43,849,260
11 Ukraine 43,733,762
12 Afghanistan 38,928,346
13 Morocco 36,910,560
14 Saudi Arabia 34,813,871
15 Uzbekistan 33,469,203
16 Angola 32,866,272
17 Mozambique 31,255,435
18 Yemen 29,825,964
19 Nepal 29,136,808
20 Madagascar 27,691,018
21 Cameroon 26,545,863
22 Ivory Coast 26,378,274
23 Niger 24,206,644
24 Burkina Faso 20,903,273
25 Mali 20,250,833
26 Kazakhstan 18,776,707
27 Syria 17,500,658
28 Senegal 16,743,927
29 Cambodia 16,718,965
30 Chad 16,425,864
31 Somalia 15,893,222
32 Guinea 13,132,795
33 Rwanda 12,952,218
34 Burundi 11,890,784
35 Tunisia 11,818,619
36 United Arab Emirates 9,890,402
37 Belarus 9,449,323
38 Serbia 8,737,371
39 Togo 8,278,724
40 Laos 7,275,560
41 Libya 6,871,292
42 Lebanon 6,825,445
43 Republic Of The Congo 5,518,087
44 Oman 5,106,626
45 Central African Republic 4,829,767
46 Mauritania 4,649,658
47 Kuwait 4,270,571
48 Moldova 4,033,963
49 Eritrea 3,546,421
50 Bosnia And Herzegovina 3,280,819
51 Mongolia 3,278,290
52 Armenia 2,963,243
53 Qatar 2,881,053
54 Namibia 2,540,905
55 Gabon 2,225,734
56 Macedonia 2,083,374
57 Guinea Bissau 1,968,001
58 Bahrain 1,701,575
59 Equatorial Guinea 1,402,985
60 Djibouti 988,000
61 Comoros 869,601
62 Montenegro 628,066
63 Cape Verde 555,987
64 Maldives 540,544
65 Brunei 437,479
66 Vanuatu 307,145
67 Sao Tome And Principe 219,159
68 Samoa 198,414
69 Micronesia 115,023
70 Andorra 77,265
71 Marshall Islands 59,190
72 Vatican City 801
 

Isn't that his list of shithole countries?

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Really, Chad and Somalia are the two places where their skill set and their last $100 will go the furthest.

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2 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Isn't that his list of shithole countries?

Mostly, but I imagine that there are a few that wouldn't be too bad.

 

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1 hour ago, badlatitude said:

Would you be surprised to find that they had a billion stashed overseas?

Good point, well taken!

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Donnie and the kids being deemed a flight risk- oh the irony.

I'm guessing they might be required to stick around a while and answer a few pressing questions under oath, so very unfair.

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1 hour ago, justsomeguy! said:

"Nambia", not "Namibia".

A mythical place, like the front page.

What is front page??

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1 minute ago, Ishmael said:

Atlantis is beautiful this time of year.

I would gleefully supply the lead diver weights to help them reach the city.

1 minute ago, Ishmael said:

Atlantis is beautiful this time of year.

I can say that  again 

I would gleefully supply the lead diver weights to help them reach the city.

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6 minutes ago, Gouvernail said:

I would gleefully supply the lead diver weights to help them reach the city.

he will be able to supply his own transport for there 

he is still very friendly with the concrete overshoes brigade

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I would paint the lead gold colored and tell him everybody down there loves him and the women all look like Ivanka 

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2 hours ago, Gouvernail said:

I would paint the lead gold colored and tell him everybody down there loves him and the women all look like Ivanka 

But smell better....

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George wrote my favorite Beetle tunes.  While my guitar gently weeps brings me to tears.

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For those who didn't think Prince wasn't the second coming  of Hendix, Prince was good.

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5 hours ago, badlatitude said:

Would you be surprised to find that they had a billion stashed overseas?

Surprised?  I'd be astounded.

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4 hours ago, frenchie said:
9 hours ago, badlatitude said:

Would you be surprised to find that they had a billion stashed overseas?

Surprised?  I'd be astounded.

I'd be pretty surprised too. First, it would be smart, and they're anything but.

2nd they very much seem the type to spend $2 for every dollar they have coming in, so they're unlikely to have built up any cash cushion.

- DSK

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10 hours ago, P_Wop said:

Qatar or Bahrain look like reasonable candidates.  Or Saudi.

They won't like Saudi, nobody does.

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They don't need to go anywhere.  They have 74M voters and who knows how many non-voters to dupe. 

And when daddy dies, Junior has proven he's just as much the shameless huckster as daddy.  They are royalty for the gullible masses.

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10 hours ago, Navig8tor said:

Donnie and the kids being deemed a flight risk- oh the irony.

I'm guessing they might be required to stick around a while and answer a few pressing questions under oath, so very unfair.

With Covid.  Is anyone going to take them in???  I mean He fucking has it..  Silver lining of this shit is they can't run...  

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1 hour ago, Jules said:

They don't need to go anywhere.  They have 74M voters and who knows how many non-voters to dupe. 

And when daddy dies, Junior has proven he's just as much the shameless huckster as daddy.  They are royalty for the gullible masses.

Apple does not fall far from the tree. Rotten tree, rotten apples.

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