Where will Donald Jr, Eric, and Ivanka Trump run?

[badlatitude 2,674]

It's no secret that it was the two Trump brothers who were urging their father to fight the election. After all, the whole family has something to lose. Don has New York law enforcement breathing down his neck, Ivanka is wanted for questioning over her suspicious company transactions, but it is the two boys who have the most to lose. Can they wait out the statute of limitations for their crimes? Where would you go? These are the countries without an extradition treaty to the USA.

1	China	1,439,323,776
2	Indonesia	273,523,615
3	Bangladesh	164,689,383
4	Russia	145,934,462
5	Ethiopia	114,963,588
6	Vietnam	97,338,579
7	Myanmar	54,409,800
8	Uganda	45,741,007
9	Algeria	43,851,044
10	Sudan	43,849,260
11	Ukraine	43,733,762
12	Afghanistan	38,928,346
13	Morocco	36,910,560
14	Saudi Arabia	34,813,871
15	Uzbekistan	33,469,203
16	Angola	32,866,272
17	Mozambique	31,255,435
18	Yemen	29,825,964
19	Nepal	29,136,808
20	Madagascar	27,691,018
21	Cameroon	26,545,863
22	Ivory Coast	26,378,274
23	Niger	24,206,644
24	Burkina Faso	20,903,273
25	Mali	20,250,833
26	Kazakhstan	18,776,707
27	Syria	17,500,658
28	Senegal	16,743,927
29	Cambodia	16,718,965
30	Chad	16,425,864
31	Somalia	15,893,222
32	Guinea	13,132,795
33	Rwanda	12,952,218
34	Burundi	11,890,784
35	Tunisia	11,818,619
36	United Arab Emirates	9,890,402
37	Belarus	9,449,323
38	Serbia	8,737,371
39	Togo	8,278,724
40	Laos	7,275,560
41	Libya	6,871,292
42	Lebanon	6,825,445
43	Republic Of The Congo	5,518,087
44	Oman	5,106,626
45	Central African Republic	4,829,767
46	Mauritania	4,649,658
47	Kuwait	4,270,571
48	Moldova	4,033,963
49	Eritrea	3,546,421
50	Bosnia And Herzegovina	3,280,819
51	Mongolia	3,278,290
52	Armenia	2,963,243
53	Qatar	2,881,053
54	Namibia	2,540,905
55	Gabon	2,225,734
56	Macedonia	2,083,374
57	Guinea Bissau	1,968,001
58	Bahrain	1,701,575
59	Equatorial Guinea	1,402,985
60	Djibouti	988,000
61	Comoros	869,601
62	Montenegro	628,066
63	Cape Verde	555,987
64	Maldives	540,544
65	Brunei	437,479
66	Vanuatu	307,145
67	Sao Tome And Principe	219,159
68	Samoa	198,414
69	Micronesia	115,023
70	Andorra	77,265
71	Marshall Islands	59,190
72	Vatican City	801

 

[P_Wop 1,765]

Qatar or Bahrain look like reasonable candidates.  Or Saudi.

[justsomeguy! 586]

Nambia.

[hasher 735]

It is way past time little don goes to Vietnam.

[P_Wop 1,765]

2 minutes ago, justsomeguy! said:

Nambia.

I'm not sure how you can live in a gaudy bling-encrusted penthouse in Namibia.  Maybe they'd have to descend to street level.  Oh, the humanity.

[Willin' 816]

3 minutes ago, P_Wop said:

Qatar or Bahrain look like reasonable candidates.  Or Saudi.

I doubt they'll be welcome anywhere once their assets are frozen. Who needs broke losers hanging around?

[badlatitude 2,674]

My personal favorite is Syria or Afghanistan, but don't they have family in Serbia?

[justsomeguy! 586]

Just now, P_Wop said:

gaudy bling-encrusted penthouse in Namibia. 

"Nambia", not "Namibia".

A mythical place, like the front page.

[badlatitude 2,674]

2 minutes ago, Willin' said:

I doubt they'll be welcome anywhere once their assets are frozen. Who needs broke losers hanging around?

Would you be surprised to find that they had a billion stashed overseas?

[Fakenews 1,117]

So it looks like Greenland is out.

[Bristol-Cruiser 1,007]

They both become priests and hide out in the Vatican. A lot of shithole countries on the list. I could see myself living in Viet Nam, wonderful food, good climate (except the typhoons), and nice people.

[Venom 8]

They will always be welcome at Martha's vineyard where they can see all the way to Libyan slave markets from their kitchen window. 

It's such a wonderful view.   

[SloopJonB 8,061]

37 minutes ago, badlatitude said:

It's no secret that it was the two Trump brothers who were urging their father to fight the election. After all, the whole family has something to lose. Don has New York law enforcement breathing down his neck, Ivanka is wanted for questioning over her suspicious company transactions, but it is the two boys who have the most to lose. Can they wait out the statute of limitations for their crimes? Where would you go? These are the countries without an extradition treaty to the USA.

1	China	1,439,323,776
2	Indonesia	273,523,615
3	Bangladesh	164,689,383
4	Russia	145,934,462
5	Ethiopia	114,963,588
6	Vietnam	97,338,579
7	Myanmar	54,409,800
8	Uganda	45,741,007
9	Algeria	43,851,044
10	Sudan	43,849,260
11	Ukraine	43,733,762
12	Afghanistan	38,928,346
13	Morocco	36,910,560
14	Saudi Arabia	34,813,871
15	Uzbekistan	33,469,203
16	Angola	32,866,272
17	Mozambique	31,255,435
18	Yemen	29,825,964
19	Nepal	29,136,808
20	Madagascar	27,691,018
21	Cameroon	26,545,863
22	Ivory Coast	26,378,274
23	Niger	24,206,644
24	Burkina Faso	20,903,273
25	Mali	20,250,833
26	Kazakhstan	18,776,707
27	Syria	17,500,658
28	Senegal	16,743,927
29	Cambodia	16,718,965
30	Chad	16,425,864
31	Somalia	15,893,222
32	Guinea	13,132,795
33	Rwanda	12,952,218
34	Burundi	11,890,784
35	Tunisia	11,818,619
36	United Arab Emirates	9,890,402
37	Belarus	9,449,323
38	Serbia	8,737,371
39	Togo	8,278,724
40	Laos	7,275,560
41	Libya	6,871,292
42	Lebanon	6,825,445
43	Republic Of The Congo	5,518,087
44	Oman	5,106,626
45	Central African Republic	4,829,767
46	Mauritania	4,649,658
47	Kuwait	4,270,571
48	Moldova	4,033,963
49	Eritrea	3,546,421
50	Bosnia And Herzegovina	3,280,819
51	Mongolia	3,278,290
52	Armenia	2,963,243
53	Qatar	2,881,053
54	Namibia	2,540,905
55	Gabon	2,225,734
56	Macedonia	2,083,374
57	Guinea Bissau	1,968,001
58	Bahrain	1,701,575
59	Equatorial Guinea	1,402,985
60	Djibouti	988,000
61	Comoros	869,601
62	Montenegro	628,066
63	Cape Verde	555,987
64	Maldives	540,544
65	Brunei	437,479
66	Vanuatu	307,145
67	Sao Tome And Principe	219,159
68	Samoa	198,414
69	Micronesia	115,023
70	Andorra	77,265
71	Marshall Islands	59,190
72	Vatican City	801

 

Isn't that his list of shithole countries?

[Left Shift 2,695]

Really, Chad and Somalia are the two places where their skill set and their last $100 will go the furthest.

[Mirror16 18]

My vote is Burundi. 

[badlatitude 2,674]

2 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Isn't that his list of shithole countries?

Mostly, but I imagine that there are a few that wouldn't be too bad.

 

[Willin' 816]

1 hour ago, badlatitude said:

Would you be surprised to find that they had a billion stashed overseas?

Good point, well taken!

[Navig8tor 1,160]

Donnie and the kids being deemed a flight risk- oh the irony.

I'm guessing they might be required to stick around a while and answer a few pressing questions under oath, so very unfair.

[Terrorvision 136]

My vote is for Ukraine purely because they wouldn’t understand the irony. 

[Ease the sheet. 1,297]

1 hour ago, Mirror16 said:

My vote is Burundi. 

You're married?

Sorry.

[Gouvernail 2,734]

1 hour ago, justsomeguy! said:

"Nambia", not "Namibia".

A mythical place, like the front page.

What is front page??

[Ishmael 5,882]

Atlantis is beautiful this time of year.

[Gouvernail 2,734]

1 minute ago, Ishmael said:

Atlantis is beautiful this time of year.

I would gleefully supply the lead diver weights to help them reach the city.

1 minute ago, Ishmael said:

Atlantis is beautiful this time of year.

I can say that  again 

I would gleefully supply the lead diver weights to help them reach the city.

[phill_nz 638]

6 minutes ago, Gouvernail said:

I would gleefully supply the lead diver weights to help them reach the city.

he will be able to supply his own transport for there 

he is still very friendly with the concrete overshoes brigade

[Gouvernail 2,734]

I would paint the lead gold colored and tell him everybody down there loves him and the women all look like Ivanka 

[Ease the sheet. 1,297]

2 hours ago, Gouvernail said:

I would paint the lead gold colored and tell him everybody down there loves him and the women all look like Ivanka 

But smell better....

[Cal20sailor 2,240]

 

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[Cal20sailor 2,240]

For those who didn't think Prince wasn't the second coming  of Hendix, Prince was good.

[frenchie 1,076]

5 hours ago, badlatitude said:

Would you be surprised to find that they had a billion stashed overseas?

Surprised?  I'd be astounded.

[Ease the sheet. 1,297]

1 hour ago, frenchie said:

Surprised?  I'd be astounded.

Would you believe a roll of qtrs, 4 boy scouts and a Chihuahua?

[Steam Flyer 4,849]

4 hours ago, frenchie said:

9 hours ago, badlatitude said:

Would you be surprised to find that they had a billion stashed overseas?

Surprised?  I'd be astounded.

I'd be pretty surprised too. First, it would be smart, and they're anything but.

2nd they very much seem the type to spend $2 for every dollar they have coming in, so they're unlikely to have built up any cash cushion.

- DSK

[mad 3,726]

10 hours ago, P_Wop said:

Qatar or Bahrain look like reasonable candidates.  Or Saudi.

They won't like Saudi, nobody does.

[Jules 1,871]

They don't need to go anywhere.  They have 74M voters and who knows how many non-voters to dupe. 

And when daddy dies, Junior has proven he's just as much the shameless huckster as daddy.  They are royalty for the gullible masses.

[shaggy 738]

10 hours ago, Navig8tor said:

Donnie and the kids being deemed a flight risk- oh the irony.

I'm guessing they might be required to stick around a while and answer a few pressing questions under oath, so very unfair.

With Covid.  Is anyone going to take them in???  I mean He fucking has it..  Silver lining of this shit is they can't run...  

[jerseyguy 1,169]

1 hour ago, Jules said:

They don't need to go anywhere.  They have 74M voters and who knows how many non-voters to dupe. 

And when daddy dies, Junior has proven he's just as much the shameless huckster as daddy.  They are royalty for the gullible masses.

Apple does not fall far from the tree. Rotten tree, rotten apples.