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I thought you were supposed to bring the mast...

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"Southern spar you say.....certainly seems to be headed that direction."

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1/Well done Charles, that was a great raaaaaa...................... ah BUGGER!

 

2/ Brownie, what was that American Rig tech's name again?......You Know........That Clown with the beard.........

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Rotating Wing Mast :

 

Warning & Instructions: The maker of this rotating wing mast would like to advise it's users that under extreme conditions (Anything Windy that ends in Hobart) the mast may rotate with the wing section generating incredible lift before nosediving to the bottom of the ocean.

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We have a keel, Skandia has a mast...I feel a business proposition coming on.

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Crew iniforms, $3,800

Canting mechanism, $160,000

Sails, $495,000

 

Finding the missing cotter pin before you leave the dock, priceless.

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Okay - the best three each get one of our new SA visors. Have fun.

F*CK YOU ALL - AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE OUR KEEL ATTACHED!

 

Uh, somebody quick go check and be sure the keel is still attached...

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For Sale:

 

Maximus Custom Cigarette boat, needs engine.

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In Loving memory of Bob Denver......................................................................" Just sit right back & hear a tale.....A tale of a mighty ship..................

 

 

See ya little buddy.

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CANTING MAST

 

thats tecnology dude.

damn a new lawyers stuff with the canting mast, does the americans had the rights or DL?

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skipper...OK GUYS WHO DID IT???

 

Im gonna close my eyes and count to three, when I open them i want to see the mast in his place....

 

:ph34r:

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Following the same theme:

 

Definition: Maximus: The cross between a Mastectomy and Vasectomy. Something vital gets removed and it won't be standing tall for a few days.

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During the first sea trial of their new "Stealth Rig", the crew decided that the stealth telltails were definitely NOT a good idea.

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