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Boat captain to sparmaker:

 

"Well, we were just going along when..."

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I thought you were supposed to bring the mast...

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"Southern spar you say.....certainly seems to be headed that direction."

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"Dang, they are catching up. Start ooching (below deck)!"

 

"Time to try sculling with the keel?"

 

 

"Ugh, curse of TNZ again!"

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"Put up the spinnaker pole and hang that bastard on the runners"

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Well Bob--at least you've still got that paper weight

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1/Well done Charles, that was a great raaaaaa...................... ah BUGGER!

 

2/ Brownie, what was that American Rig tech's name again?......You Know........That Clown with the beard.........

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Rotating Wing Mast :

 

Warning & Instructions: The maker of this rotating wing mast would like to advise it's users that under extreme conditions (Anything Windy that ends in Hobart) the mast may rotate with the wing section generating incredible lift before nosediving to the bottom of the ocean.

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Mell, mhat a muckup!!!

I mhish you muys mould take a mittle more care with my mear.

 

And press releases :P

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riggus minimus

 

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minimus dragus

 

J

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1) Back to the drawing board as the new Maximus speedboat proves only slightly faster than the tender.

 

2)To the bow: Bring that line in, it's slowing us down.

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We have a keel, Skandia has a mast...I feel a business proposition coming on.

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Crew iniforms, $3,800

Canting mechanism, $160,000

Sails, $495,000

 

Finding the missing cotter pin before you leave the dock, priceless.

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Well, Jeb, I guess it high time we fired up the ol' "iron genny".

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Okay - the best three each get one of our new SA visors. Have fun.

F*CK YOU ALL - AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE OUR KEEL ATTACHED!

 

Uh, somebody quick go check and be sure the keel is still attached...

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For Sale:

 

Maximus Custom Cigarette boat, needs engine.

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Don’t know shit about a good caption! but it would make one hell of a stable camera platform

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It looked like a good place to go fishing!

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"Get the crew below deck.

Button the hatches, and blow the ballast.

DIVE!"

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In Loving memory of Bob Denver......................................................................" Just sit right back & hear a tale.....A tale of a mighty ship..................

 

 

See ya little buddy.

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CANTING MAST

 

thats tecnology dude.

damn a new lawyers stuff with the canting mast, does the americans had the rights or DL?

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Crew- "Skip, what's up with the rig?"

Skip- "Had to find some way to pay for that CBTF patent."

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skipper...OK GUYS WHO DID IT???

 

Im gonna close my eyes and count to three, when I open them i want to see the mast in his place....

 

:ph34r:

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Following the same theme:

 

Definition: Maximus: The cross between a Mastectomy and Vasectomy. Something vital gets removed and it won't be standing tall for a few days.

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During the first sea trial of their new "Stealth Rig", the crew decided that the stealth telltails were definitely NOT a good idea.

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