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Have fun! First through third place in the Caption Contest get swag form our friends at the Sailing Pro Shop.

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Rant-- If RC had any pride he would skipper a M24 and compete himself for real, like Dave Ullman and his team, or simply not be at the event---

 

If RC crewed for Kahn out of the goodness of his heart and for the experience and the fun of it I apologize.

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that was the biggest projectile vomit i have ever done and no one saw it but some facker got a shot of me washing my face off

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Big men make big farts.

 

I think we'd be faster if *I* drove and the Big Guy in the back hiked his balls off.

 

So I pooched that last jibe. It's not like this is a boat full of rockstars.

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ED-- Thanks for posting this thread---- For all the kudos that Kahn gets--- this really points out to me what is so humorous to me about his programs-- And also disapoints me about the people who sail with him just to get a check instead of trying to win the World Championships themselves---

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“Philippe, you fat bastard, you’ve stretched the lifelines.”

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enterance fee: $255

matching crewshirts: $425

new Kevlar main: $3237

having your jib trimmer catch a trout with his teeth: priceless

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"How can I puke from leeward when you've told me not to move my ass off of the rail?! Keeeeerist!" (or is that "Raaaalph")

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“Philippe, you fat bastard, you’ve stretched the lifelines.”

 

 

You cant beat that!! :lol::lol::lol:

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Have fun! First through third place in the Caption Contest get swag form our friends at the Sailing Pro Shop.

 

"Hey, we've got this "Sharkey" looking thing chewwing on the keel"

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"hmmmm my back's starting to hurt........oh well im sure Phillippe can sort me out a new one of those too"

 

"ahh dude, were sailing with Phillipe now not Shark, theres no need to hike anymore"

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I don't think knocking me overboard will solve our boatspeed problem, mr. coutts....

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Two weeks eating nothing but peanuts and three hours in the sauna so we can make weight. Now this...check please!

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"The things I'll do for a paycheck"

 

Or

 

 

"Maybe if I hike like a Muuuuuutha Fuckaaa....Coutts will invite me to sail with him again"

 

 

Or

 

 

"This sucks"

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Scrub the bottom ya scurvy dog! Arrr you sure do got a pretty mouth boy (why is there no pirate smiley? :-/ )

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"THANK YOU SIR... MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!!"

 

and here's a vote for

 

"OOOOOOOOOOOOO! A Fishie! Here Fishie, here fishie!"

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yeah, but I've gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth.

 

I didn't say sail deeper, I said drive deeper.

 

two foot chop my ass!

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"A Team Pegasus crew member developed a serious drinking problem during the 2005 Melges 24 Worlds."

 

or

 

"My oldman was right, this water is saltier then a pirates nut sack."

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Ocean Reef.... Refreshing!!!

 

 

 

OR

 

 

 

I've had enough.... PHILIPPE we just got beat by a team with an 11 year old opti sailor from Ft. Lauderdale. (Mac A from Luna Rosa)!!! Maybe I'll just swim back!!!

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Please feel free to delete this Ed...

 

"Sorry Russell, but this water tastes saltier than you do!"

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You know what they Say, Sailors can drink like Fish!

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"Practicing sucking my own dick has given me the ability to hold this badass hiking position."

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Hey look at me. I am getting paid a $1,000 a day to sail with and against some of the best talent in the world in beautiful South Florida, while you pussys are jerking off infront of your computer crying about shit you know nothing about. Wankers!!!

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RC - "10 6 21 13 31 58 45 49 14 40 68* Bad Philippe No Doughnut"

 

Philippe - But I said I want a doughnut

 

RC- "You want a doughnut...Here's your frickin doughnut"

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Coutts- "You want me to give it to him this time?"

 

Kahn- "Yep, he's all yours...tear him up."

 

Coutts- "OK....zip....here it comes"

 

Hiker- "Yeoooooooooow"

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TEAM PEGASUS WARNING: Those within one boat length may experience narcissism and/or nausea. Not to be taken with alcohol or acid.

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Weekend at Bernie's V (bad movie refrence)

'Dead guy on the wire'

 

BTW if it was that important, you'd think the driver would slide outboard a bit.

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(After washing mouth out with sea water): "Allright, RC, next time YOU get to service the fucking check writer!"

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"Mr. Kahn, keel looks clean on this tack as well, I'll make sure and check again on the next board. Agree sir, must be something to explain where we're at..."

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gawd, no more Chili Dogs and sauerkraut for breakfast..

quit chummin and git yer ass back on the rail

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There is one in every crew and Pegasus is no exception. As Phil, Russ and the rest of the crew try to ignore him this extrovert strives for attention by doing the funky chicken over the life lines.

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Have fun! First through third place in the Caption Contest get swag form our friends at the Sailing Pro Shop.

 

 

 

"Damn i forgot, next time i have a leak off the side must remember to tie on a float, this skull dragging is killing me"

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VIEW MODIFIED PHOTO BEFORE CONTINUING AT

http://www.mauisailingnews.com/acid-trip.jpg

 

 

As the hits of acid suddenly peak...

Russell: "What the fuck was that?!"

Phillippe: "Jesus Christ! I'm not sure, but Fred is screwed! I think it was a message from God. I'm getting out of the Melgi fleet and getting myself a Flying Tiger 10M!!!"

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Many of us have suspected this but it has never before been caught on film.... Photographic evidence that bending over for Phillipe will get you a spot on TEAM PEGASIS.

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PK - "Ok, the results aren't too good, but when I said lets get assholed interest that's not what I had in mind"

 

or

 

RC - "This really is the ass end of the fleet!"

 

or

 

PK - "Funny how everyone hikes like a cunt when a camera boat comes along"

RC - thinking... "What a twat!"

 

or

 

RC - new reality TV show "I'm a 3 times AC winner, get me out of here!"

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port, starboard I don't care keep your eyes open these melges come from everywhere!

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did you say "sail the cloth" or "hike like a cunt" ?

 

Maybe it should be...

 

"Look, I'm touching cloth!"

 

I'm feeling slightly sick not!

G

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wait, wait, lost my contact.....i think i can grab it....

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"Oh God, there's another camera... I'm getting sick of holding my breath, but no one's going to get a picture of my face on this trainwreck!"

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Kahn: "MY SANDWICH FELL OVERBOARD! GET IT, BE-YATCH!"

Coutts: "I flew halfway across the world for this?"

Kahn: "You missed it AGAIN??? FINE, I'll circle around one more time"

Coutts: "That makes 4 turns, what do you think this is, a Cup start?"

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What's that rule about lifeline tension... something about a 50 fig newton deflection force ??

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Ok, since those fuckers on SA made such a big deal out of marine life getting hit by boats (see VOR forum), the RR require us to have an underwater look-out, but there must be a better way of doing it!

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Reviewing his results the Khan told the press it made him sick to look at them. However he is rich enough to hire someone else to puke for him.

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RC - "PK, hire Kylie to be rail meat next time and I might just consider sailing with you again!"

 

or

 

I never knew going out the backdoor of the fleet was so literal?

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Start hiking, pussies! I know what pain is! Have been practicing hiking all the way up here from the back of the pickup in seat-belts. Yes, the pimped one, with only 50cm ground-clearance...

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pk - " hike harder or i get you spanked, biatch."

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Did you guys see that clown fish?

 

or

 

 

This regatta is blown, I might as well get a look at one of the most beautiful snorkling spots in the world.

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crew saying under breathe...

 

"I just farted in Russell Coutts face" snigger, snigger

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