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That fat guy at the helm wants me to hike harder, what an ass....I always thought you wanted the weight on the rail, not on the ends!.....How did I get on this god forsaken boat, and this yappy N. Zealander with the ego! The ego's on this boat are makin' me sick...uh, uh here it comes.....

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And the fistings begin now?

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Lacking a rigging knife to commit Sepuku, the jib trimmer realized that perhaps the only out from Team Pegasus would be drowning.

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This is one long wave. I can hardly wait to pickup my paycheck.

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Just a little demonstration for R.C., remeber Rusell, if we're willing to drown our middle guy, just think what we'll do to the tatician!

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PK, RC: Ohhh cabin boy!!!!!!!!! :o

'by the time we finish, you'll be a cabin man!'

:lol:

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I don't think anyone saw me dump the water ballast from my jacket, do you?

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"Fine! If you guys aren't going to hike than I will."

 

"Umm, is someone going to let that guy know we're about to round the mark and set?"

 

"Constipation can be distracting sometimes."

 

"Hey Phillippe! Hold your course so I can get this guys hat."

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Here Fishy, Fishy

 

or

 

Phillipe says. " Hey Joe if you do not catch a fish, we do not get dinner. Russell's pay check used up the dinner fund for this evening"

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Feeling that their civil rights have been violated by the unfairness of the situation, Team Pegasus emulates the defiant pose of Tommie Smith and John Carlos at the 1968 Olympics

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We're going to run this just like the TP52...every time we tack the water ballast bladders must get filled

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Drink a little more... I think the boat is finaly getting flat!

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Somehow I didn't think this is what they meant when they said there'd be plenty of drinking at this regatta!

 

 

or

 

 

OK ... so, how's our boatspeed now? Any better?!

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RC-Damn'it Philllipe if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times. You're man "Juice" tastes nothing like your sons.

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" I think were draggin something.. Wait.. It looks like.. uh.. Two big fat egos."

 

Kahn: "Did you say eggos?"

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"That's the last time I have a bulimic on the crew"

 

or "If you're going to puke, wait until the guy overlaps us at the mark."

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We work as a team onboard Pegasus 575. I drive, Coutts tells me what to do, some guy pulls on some ropes, and another guy hikes. Everyone has their job onboard!

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Getting his sports confused, crewman performs quasimoto-style head dip before hanging 5 on the dowse.

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" I think were draggin something.. Wait.. It looks like.. uh.. Two big fat egos."

 

Kahn: "Did you say eggos?"

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA that's fucking funny! It was nice to finally beat them in the last race. of course, 69 other guys did too.

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In an effort to garner even more international accolades, Podmajersky searches the hull of the boat to see if "his" name is included on it or the keel, all while being the named kelp inspector.

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Seriosly Kahn, if you pull the 'dude you've dropped your gay card' joke one more time....

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"Hey man, Mr. Clean says drinks are like 14 bucks a pop. I gotta get some freebies out here."

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$18.50 an hour to pre-stretch Mr. Kahn's lifelines----well, it's a living.

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Ok, dudes, I have the proof right here that I got a ride with Coutts and Kahn...aw, shit! :angry:

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RC-I swear to God Phillipe I saw your son diving on the keel this morning!

 

PK-What the hell was he doing?

 

RC-He said he was doing research for the next AC.

 

PK-What the hell does that mean?

 

RC-I don't know but it appears DC's nuts are firmly attached to the keel!

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Through intensive three boat testing, Team Pegsasus discovers that the farting roll tack results in an extra 1/100th of a knot coming out of the tack. Let them eat beans.

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Hey Philippe - maybe if I grab onto the motorboat this photographer is on, he can tow us around the course, and we can stop losing to your 15 year old son...

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"Who assembled the hiking mannequin back to front?"

 

"That is the last time I eat Russell's own recipe seafood marinara".

 

"So get off my case, I am filling the windward water ballast tank as fast as I can!"

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Khan: "talk to me! talk to me! can you see the line!? are we over the line!? I think we're over!

 

- I'm looking! I'm looking! But I just can't see it! water is not so clear around here." Says crew.

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Russ: "Don’t crack the shits with me Phillippe ! ! You asked for spineless bastards that would not talk back"

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When I signed up for this gig I didn't realize I was going to be the only one hiking!

 

Or

 

Man I'm so tired, all those 6 hour de-briefings every evening of all our screw ups, maybe some cold water will keep me awake!

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PK: Guys, I cannot find the tiller .. RC you look in the boat, bowman you search up front, jib-dude you check the ocean

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Why the hell do I have to do this? It was your little shithead son that tied the sea drogue to the keel!

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