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This is fecking confusing. When I first posted there was the same picture and one quote about roof rack bars…

When I saw the first photo, it was VERY different that the one there now. Old style boats, and one that looked, well like a Thule enclosed ski rack with a mast.

 

Somehow the picture got changed.

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Degree of Difficulty: GBR 3.2 AUS 3.4 ITA 3.0 USA 3.3 FRA 9.9

Style Points : GBR 5.0 AUS 4.8 ITA 3.1 USA 4.6 FRA 9.9

 

Damn those Froggie judges.

Hey Pierre, how much did you have to give`em this time?

Twas easy... a blowjob and a bottle of Bordeauxoooooo......

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The crew accused me of pinching once too often

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Guy in white hat to nudest. "So, do you work out?"

 

OR

 

DC thinking to himself. "Note to self, no more Frenchmen on board."

 

OR

 

DC to guy in white hat. "Shithead! that's not a winch handle!"

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The captain knew that wetting the whip would make the fordeck mans punishment even more painful. The spinnaker would come down faster next time.

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WE"RE GOING STREAKING!!!!!!

 

WILL FERRELL LEARNS TO SAIL!!!!!

 

Now that realy is old school.

 

That's the last gybe you'll miss, time to walk your plank.

 

I SAID DUMP THE CHUTE NOT DUMP THE SHIT

 

You've got a pretty mouth boy

 

Say, nice penis????

 

HI, wanna get a drink??

 

ETC., ETC.

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I said blow the guy, NOT blow THE guy. DC gets blown by plenty of other people as it is - NOW GET OFF THE BOAT!

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Tired of hearing that, "it's not only cold, but it's deep too", the tactician challenges the navigator to either prove it or STFU.

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For the nakid sailor picture

 

 

... No, No; I said we'll DUCK him.

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DC to corporate sponsor:

 

"It's called the NOOD Regatta...the NOOD regatta. Geez"

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DC's thoughts....

 

I have GOT to get more female crew.

 

Michael Jackson's never gonna stop calling me after he sees this pic.

 

Guy in white hat's thoughts....

 

Are those my sunglasses?!?

 

Relax, this'll only hurt while I'm doing it.

 

You know, I experimented once in college, but that was IT. You're really not my type.

 

Naked Guy's thoughts...

 

I'm tired of it getting an override on the winch, that HURTS; I'm out of here!!!

 

F**king weight limit!

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Guest Chris Morlan

Team DC implements their extreme program to reduce weight on board by making crewmembers sail naked

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DC the Pirate- “Ahoy mates! There’s me old AC boat. Once we bring ‘er to the surface there’ll be Viagra enough for everyone!”

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DC: "You know the rule, fuck up a douse and walk the plank."

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Dennis Caption

 

1. Piss DC off and not only will he strip you of your ego and confidence but strip you of your clothes and kick you off the boat.

 

2. Dennis, this is what 3rd Eye Blind means!

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Come on Denny, you know you want to put your pinky in my stinky, I'm back here waiting for you big boy and I have much nicer ass than Dawn.

 

 

~~~~_/) ~~~~~

Whitey

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"Sorry man, DC sat on his keys, you're gonna have to go in after 'em."

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I assume this is the place for the current caption contes:

 

That being said we are not elligable to win anyway but we submit:

 

From one of our female workers here at the shop....

 

"Did you want me to just keep on coiling up the rest of your penis here on the deck?"

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:unsure: I know boat speed is important but you get to stuff the knot line up his ass next time!

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From DC:

 

"Okay, now, is there anyone *else* on this boat that visits Sailing Anarchy?"

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