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And the austrians once again demonstrated that they would have been much better off going skiing!

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Quietly and with little fanfare, North Sails One Design unveils the Demi Moore, roto-molded spinnaker.

 

Rumor has it that the design was inspired by the actress' famous Vanity Fair cover.

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Dear fellow competitors, thank you for rolling that rotting nasty dead fish up in our mainsail...you're quite the jokers. But, paybacks a bitch, ain't it? P.S. Your missing thread is all balled up and stuffed into your bow. We left you a sewing needle as well, have fun with your embroidery!!! Hahahahaha!

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"Darned North sails shoulda gone with Ullman"

 

"I said run the tapes not ruin them"

 

"I guess you didn't anticipate that shift"

 

"The shoulders aren't projecting"

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I love the new window I just wish it was a litle lower...

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"Stupid Airlines, I can't believe they confiscated our spinnaker. Improvising is cool, but we have to make sure we get that bedsheet back to the hotel before check out time."

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Dude, how did you let the sailmaker convince you that a halter top runner was cutting edge?

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oh shit.

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Dude, you know how I was a bit late on the last take down. That won't be a problem this time!

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Driver: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!

Crew: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!

Driver: My brother's gonna shit!

Crew: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

Driver: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!

Crew: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

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"Well... (5 second pause) Shit."

 

:P:P:P

The winner! That sinking feeling where you know things are going to go downhill from here. Usually happens when you're winning at the time. A quite and reflective "..........Shit" is about all you can do about it

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Pole foreward!

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This month's caption contest is brought to you by Quantum Sail Design Group. (No these aren't Quantum Sails!). Quantum has some great prizes for the best three captions so have at it! Thanks to Guilain Grenier for the photo.

 

06/06/06

 

".....uhhhh that's not fast, is it?..."

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470-$1600

matching crew gear- $500

brand new north kite- $400

 

wishing you bought a quantum spinnaker -priceless

 

or

 

Now with half a kite our rating will go up and we might have a chance to win!

 

or

 

what's it rate?

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Trimmer: Hey Skip, do you still have the receipt for that new spinny?

Skipper: Why?!?

Trimmer: Umm, no reason really, just curious..

 

or

 

Trimmer: Umm, ahh.. Anyone else want to trim now?

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Sailmaker: "so what did u think of the new shute?"

Trimmer: "i'm not sure. There was just something missing..."

 

AndyH

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Crew: "Well, I've always said half a chute is better than one"

Skipper: "It's none, not one, you idiot"

Crew: "Oh...well half a chute is still better than none, right?"

Skipper: "Get off my boat"

 

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Crew: "So that's how the sunroof works!"

Skipper: "Sunroof? What sunr...oh."

 

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"It was the wind! I swear!"

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Betcha someone brought a banana aboard!

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This month's caption contest is brought to you by Quantum Sail Design Group. (No these aren't Quantum Sails!). Quantum has some great prizes for the best three captions so have at it! Thanks to Guilain Grenier for the photo.

 

06/06/06

 

Waddya mean you don't want a sunroof???

 

Reaper

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