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"Which one is the fucking Editor?"

 

 

First place gets a DryShirt

Second place a tee shirt

Third place a hat.

As always, 30man judged y'all and here are his winners. Thanks everybody for playing, it was fun!

 

1. Guest Anarchist Steve - Never give the job of starter to a red neck.

 

2. VTFrank - I used to miss my ex-wife; but with my new scope, I don't think I'll miss her anymore.

 

3. Auriga 97 - Starboard my ass, whose got rights now!

 

Honorable Mention - The Editor - that first post was pretty funny and kept the rest of us from using it.

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Damn it's hard to hit those Mac26X's at 17mph!

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when inner-city meets sailing....."off to the left we see point blunt and slightly to the right we see point blank"

 

cheers

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ISAF decides to take more aggressive measures in fighting Rule 42 abuse

 

OR

 

"You don't think I can hit the schmuck on the Mac26X? Sounds like a bet..."

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Ok, two more..

 

"Whoa Jim, this isn't Baltimore, we don't shoot the guy in the nicest looing boat"

 

OR

 

After seeing a documentary on Tonya Harding, Dennis Conner decides to hire a "consultant" to explore "alternative means" to winning the cup back

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Eventually, Frank admitted that the Mac26x wasn't quite like a trimaran afterall...

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Frustrated, the PHRF Handicapper implements a zero tolerance against PHRF Cheaters:

 

"Alright, you damned Tanzer, drop that Code 0 NOW!!!"

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Guest Inside Line

I'll show him we have an overlap!

 

Barry, put two across hit bow

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Guest Joe Richardson

Bob decides to cure the jetski problem once and for call.

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When it says No Wake, It means NO F*%^$#G WAKE!!

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Man, I've got to get me a pair of binocs, cause this is scaring everyone off the racecourse!

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Port Tack me at the start will ya????!!!!!!!!

Hey Skippy! Hand me that 12 gauge, this guys thinks he's Russel Coutes!

 

 

 

 

PULL!

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The race committee adopts a new strategy to both accurately sight the line and create undeniable proof that boats are over early.

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Your new and improved 'black flag' starter gun position.....lets see who will be over early!?!?!?

 

 

 

(dedicated to a certain J35 fleet :P )

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be very very quiet. We's huntin wylie wabbits.

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Pre-Annapolis show testing of the newest Hunter factory option. You now have your choice of the easy accessible, cockpit mounted gun rack.

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Athens, Greece. Summer 04.

Eh Stavros.... There's just something about that Iraqi Star crew that bothers me... so lets not take any chances... ehh..... bang!!!!!

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"Who left the m(#@*&$ f(*#$@ winch handle in the winch? How many times have I said never leave the g$& d(*# m(#@*&$ f(*#$@ winch handle in the winch. This is the sorriest $& d(*# m(#@*&$ f(*#$@ crew I've ever sailed with that can't even remember to pull the $& d(*# m(#@*&$ f(*#$@ winch handle out of the winch."

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Redneck Sailing-

 

Is that Billy Ray wearin' a Dale Earnhardt hat and T-shirt again. I told him that he best not be wearin' that crap out here... this'll teach him.

 

or

 

Gill and Henry Lloyd will soon be coming out with Real-Tree Camoflage Foulies to appeal to the newest market segment.

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The new Summer Olympics Biathalon

 

 

or

 

"Shit its a Mac 26x, the double hull won't sink owing to its positive flotation and the kevlar sails are bullet proof, better aim for the captain."

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It's hunting season...gonna bag me a dinghy!

 

or

 

That's one sailboat...two gets you the jumbo stuffed teddy bear!

 

or

 

5,4,3,2,....ooops, was I supposed to fire that in the air?

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Stop it, you're freaking out the topless chick!

 

If you want to have a perve without drawing the attention of homeland security there are a pair of binoculars down on the Nav station.

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Believe me, it's a seagull you arse hole.

 

And by the way when I said "duck" I meant bend over and watch your head because I wanted to gybe.

 

Now put that gun away and take care of the jib sheet......gybe ho.

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Steal MY international Accolades, will ya!! I'l show you you fat bastard.......

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"Those eight year old terrorists smuggling in bombs on Optis don't fool me."

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ring around the rosey, PAHKAH

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take your turns, motherfucker!

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those damn powerboaters have run me out of the channel for the last time!

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yeah, we used to just throw random shackles on their boat to confuse 'em. this seems to work a little better.

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hand me those binoculars, what? no binoculars? sure... a scope will do... WAIT! there a rifle attached to this thing!

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holy shit! thats frank! gimme the gun - THAT THREAD HAS GOT TO DIE!!!

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but seriously - what kind of gun is that? it looks like a pellet rifle with an oversized scope.

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Though generally confined to mudslinging, the political debates in the general forum have been known to turn ugly

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"Well skipper, the mark is EXACTLY 253.685 yards away and now it has a fucking hole in it."

 

 

Or, for the totally racist (and subsequently tasteless) joke...

"God Damn! This has got to be the worst place to go coon hunting I have ever seen!"

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Now just remember Bubba , you don't lead those sailing boats as much as you do a jetski.

 

or, ... I'll shoot 'em but you're gonna have to clean 'em.

 

or,... Nelson vs Tempesta...the final chapter.

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