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Damn.....another PHRF rating comittee member - can't believe how good today is.........

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To the W60 just out of the photo......

 

"" Are you feeling Lucky Punk.......well are ya".....

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FREAKKKEN SPORT BOATS!

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Overzealous Sailing Father to son on Opti just outside Camera Range.

 

"Dammitt I said get to the Line, you'll take a Bullet one way or another !!"

 

 

Disclaimer: As a future overzealous sailing parent, I would never do this :P

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1) Frank Mighetto’s reception by fellow cruisers in San Francisco was, well, less than cordial.

2) Frank! Need some lead for your Mac26X?

3) Make fun of my dodger one more time FM!

4) For some reason the number of Coast Guard inspections seem to be dropping lately.

5) I got a clear shot towards Sausalito. Which one is Larry Ellison?

6) Swan’s have always enjoyed a reputation as “bullet proof.” Let’s find out if that’s really true.

7) Is this what you mean by “hard cover?”

8) Sailing Rule #47: Never pass too close to windward.

9) ...And I’ll be taking those self-tailing winches too.

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"DAmn it all Dennis - just keep gawd damned still will ya...?".....

 

"Nelson - You're next".........

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What did you do on the boat today Dear?

 

Nothing much, just sat around and shot the breeze...

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No Dave ! No!- Use the Black Flag!

 

"Shooting the breeze" is only an expression you dickhead!

 

You fool, it's an Iroquois catamaran, not an Iraqi catamaran.

 

If I doesn't hit you, you don't have an overlap.

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Fuck you Jane, I'm.....

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Go sail for the Swiss, eh? I've got you now Russell!

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bye ,bye mullet.

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#1. STAAAAAAAAAAAARBOARD You Bastards!

 

 

 

#2. If I have to take out another one of those charter guys, I'm sellin' the boat.

 

 

 

#3. Hey honey, we're havin' RC for dinner!

 

 

 

#4. Dammit! Missed the leeward mark!

 

 

 

#5. Lets see how fast Coutts sails with a hole in the Code O.

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You know your a redneck when, on the last tack into the weather mark, someone asks "can we shoot it from here" and you pull out the rifle.

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"Looky here Darlene... I'm gonna git me one of those sailboat thingies for mah trophy room".

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99 fucking jetskis on the water

99 fucking jetskis

Take one down, "BANG" pass it around

 

98 fucking jetskis on the water

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Is that Henderson??

 

OH GOD THANK YOUM THANK YOY, THANK YOU!!!

 

Eleanor, bring me the shell box!! :D

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DEAD RECONING

1) Sight marks

2) Take position

3) Take bearing

3) Drop mark according to plot

4) Repeat every hour

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Ya see. The ones with holes in their sails are OCS!

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Do any of you people know where this individual learned to shoot?

 

Sir, in the Marines, sir!

 

In the Marines! Outstanding!

This individual shows what one motivated marine and his rifle can do!

And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing!

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OK - put the gun down! I said blow the WINCH on the port side. I did not say to blow away the WENCH!

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What the NOR means by "Owner Driver rule will be STRICTLY enforced".

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What the NOR means by "Owner Driver rule will be STRICTLY enforced".

THat's PDG - :lol::lol::lol:

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From the NRA Practical Sailing Manual for Rifle owners, Page 3:

"In order to promote good seamanship, always make the effort to point out to other less gifted skippers that sailing with the fenders hanging is unacceptable. For best results use .505 ammo high power with teflon covered rounds and the following words:

 

-YOU USELESS CREEP DONT - BANG - LEAVE - BANG - THE FENDERS - BANG - HANGING!!!"

 

Or

 

Geez, that bitch will follow me anywhere! Oh no, no this time!!! :angry:

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stink pot at one o'clock!

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One world brings in an arbitrator to deal with Reeves

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hopefully this will keep mc4 off my ass.

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It's my constitutional right to bear arms, and goddamn it, I'm gonna exercise that right!

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At last capin' there's a ship at sea....... blast 'em!

 

Cypress Hill

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Mumbling a barely discernible "this'll teach them..laughing at the size of my dodger...little dinghy fuckers..." a high-strung singlehander allows himself one indulgence before hitting international waters.

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These new hollow nose, cop killer rounds'll do it...

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