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      Underdawg did an excellent job of explaining the rules.  Here's the simplified version: Don't insinuate Pedo.  Warning and or timeout for a first offense.  PermaFlick for any subsequent offenses Don't out members.  See above for penalties.  Caveat:  if you have ever used your own real name or personal information here on the forums since, like, ever - it doesn't count and you are fair game. If you see spam posts, report it to the mods.  We do not hang out in every thread 24/7 If you see any of the above, report it to the mods by hitting the Report button in the offending post.   We do not take action for foul language, off-subject content, or abusive behavior unless it escalates to persistent stalking.  There may be times that we might warn someone or flick someone for something particularly egregious.  There is no standard, we will know it when we see it.  If you continually report things that do not fall into rules #1 or 2 above, you may very well get a timeout yourself for annoying the Mods with repeated whining.  Use your best judgement. Warnings, timeouts, suspensions and flicks are arbitrary and capricious.  Deal with it.  Welcome to anarchy.   If you are a newbie, there are unwritten rules to adhere to.  They will be explained to you soon enough.  

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Who is That Masked Man?

 

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

 

12/07/06

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falang mai lu ,

ne khun sabai ,

yen sabai khup mai shop ron

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Come on guys take these handcuffs off.

Oh! and please don't touch me like that any more! :o

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Note to self: If I'm gonna rob banks I'm organizing my own getaway car in the future!

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Now I can drink in the bar after the race and not worry about being recognised by everyone that I have port tacked.

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How to prepare for winning;

1 ski mask check

2 sunglasses, check

3 matching shirts with name loud on it, check

4 mean and lean crew, oh mean maybe...

5 a hot boat, uh, its hot but in temperature only

 

But at least the do not recognize me.

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"Skipper of Master Blaster finishes race after galley accident".

 

The heavily bandaged skipper of the yacht Master Blaster managed to finish the race after setting his hair and beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette on the galley stove.

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Remarkably,

 

Driver X was back on the race course after receiving the first ever, "Shut-up and Drive" corrective surgery.

 

The bandage comes off in a week...

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Helmsman to the seated mainsail trimmer:

 

"Hey you ignorant fuck-- stand up and look disorganized like everybody else. Thought you were a team player. Look at me when I'm talking to you, punk. See the jerk-off who forgot his team shirt? We lashed that asshole to the shrouds and you're gonna be next, bitch."

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"Russian insurgents were spotted today in the Phuket Province brandishing matching yellow shirts aboard the sailing yacht "Master Blaster". The group's leader and recent burn victim Bogdashha Ioakim Sokolov was sighted at the helm of the yacht wrapped in burn guaze."

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"What?!?!

You seriously have to ask me why I am covering my face?!?!

Have you seen this f-ing cruiser's paradise pig boat I am driving?!?!

Would you be caught dead driving this thing?!?!"

 

-M

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"After I posted on SA that my EX wife is humping my friends in the Yacht Club I am the constant target of harrasment."

:ph34r:

 

 

 

Thor

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The helmsman was overheard in the bar after the race:

 

"Driving a piggish boat with crew of ya-hoo's is like screwing a fat chick, it's pretty fun, but you don't want your buddies to see you doing it"

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Nash the Slash, found after all these years, from musician to helmsman.

 

Sheee-ite! I forgot all about Nash the Slash (until now). Thank you.

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Who is That Masked Man?

 

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

 

12/07/06

 

 

these infidels will never know who t-boned them.....in the name of allah

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Skipper thinks to himself..." These shirts came out a little bright. Maybe if I put this mask on they will not see me."

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Who is That Masked Man?

 

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

 

12/07/06

 

I can't be seen driving this peice of shit!!

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SAS Sailing section under action.

"When your job takes over your life !!!"

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From the newsletter of the Chernobyl Survivors Society.

 

Here we see a picture of the board's recent trip to Thailand...

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Who is That Masked Man?

 

Yes, it is that time again. This shot from Rick Tomlinson should provide some good fodder for y'all. The best caption wins a Rick Tomlinson Portfolio Wall calendar. Have at it and have fun!

 

12/07/06

 

Must protect the smooth creamy complexion from my laser resurfacing!!!

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Scott Brady, the Invisible Man supports PHRF racing!

 

"If I hit someone or don't do well, I can take off my clothes and head covering and no one will know who or where I am. It's the only way I'll do PHRF, dude!"

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In a return to old style Soviet secrecy, the Russian Americas cup team, while practicing, attempts to conceal the fact that Russell Coutts is indeed the skipper.

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Urban Dictionary defines a Master Blaster as:

when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack

 

"if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!"

 

wtf would you name your boat THAT??

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The clue is in the name of the boat. Its that well known specialist regatta tactician Stevie Wonder! Gotta love his work.

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Urban Dictionary defines a Master Blaster as:

when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack

 

"if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!"

 

wtf would you name your boat THAT??

 

if you had seen the kite it would be clear :ph34r:

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