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It's Larry Ellison in a candid shot rehearsing for "Nacho Libre II - The Curse of Swiss Cheeze"

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1. After all these years Nelson is still looking over his shoulder for the "Ed's" revenge.

 

2. Twisted Tweaker's exhusband aka transgender shemale is still nervous about coming out of the closet. He/she can still screw all of her male friends at the club with out repercussion.

 

3. Dr laura is that you?

 

4. Quote tweaker " If I was stupid enough to name my boat "Master Blaster" I would wear a mask too."

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I've been down below for two weeks in a tyvek suit now putting new bulkheads in this POS 45 by myself and all you guys do is show up for the race, Damn straight im driving, now get me a cold beer. what? i'm still wearing what ?

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Why? I couldn't go sailing with my beauty mask still on, could I? So what...

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After disappointing results in the Hot Rum series, DC is anonymously looking for a new boat to beat the SoCal PHRF rules….

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OK.. they've all gone.. can't see anyone... we're last. NOW will you believe me and ALL wear your new Quantum Ear Vortex Reducers.

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it's a real old picture of D.C. getting ready for his passport photo when he first learned he really did have to go to australia loking for the cup

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And in America's Cup news, this just in.

 

Sub Comandante Marcos, in a devestating betrayal of the Mexican entry, defected to the Russian team. Rumor has it that a hit of crack and a blow job bought his services. Team Alinghi has filed a protest, and Larry Elison is rumored to have said "Fuck, I would give 10 Dickos for just one Sub Comandante Marcos. Now there is a guy who knows how to rally a team."

 

Little is known about Sub Comandante Marco's early sail training. He burst into the sailing scene in 1995 with an amazing performance in the A Scow worlds, representing the Zapatista Sailing Club. Needless to say, the powers that be in this venerable class did not take kindly to the visitors from south of the border, but that was just the beginning of the trail Marco's blazed through the sailing world. Victory came next in the J105's, where a bruising series firmly established the masked Mexican's credentials as a skipper that was willing to take a competitor to the literal sea wall. That was followed in subsequent years with victories at Key West, Block Island, and Big Boat series. A bitter contestant claimed that Marcos had illegally templated his keel for the worlds for the J132.33 class and this scurrilous claim pushed the wiley helmsman into the world of offshore sailing. Like everything else he touched, the Sub Comandante cleaned up in this arena including a surprise victory in the Hobart race in 2003 against tough competition. This victory, however, was tainted by concerns over where the dirt poor socialist peasant rebel was getting the money to fund his campaigns.

 

After this scandal the Sub Comandante retreated to the mother country, and helped set up Mexico's first challenge for the silver chalice. The hopes of a nation rode on his camouflaged shoulders, until this week. Like Coutts before him, Marcos now joins the pantheon of those that would sacrifice country for the proverbial thirty pieces of silver. Or maybe it was thirty pieces of crack.

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In a last ditch effort to improve their regatta standings, Master Blaster crew hire The Stig to try to breath some life into the boat.

 

[edit] someone beat me to it. damn. Gotta love Top Gear.

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"You spend your whole life racing, helping out at the club, the youth programs, supporting the whole sailing community in general, and do they call you a hero?!! But you get caught shagging one animal......."

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"Cap'in, you can take the mask off, we figured out why we're going so slow.....seems we've been draging the anchor the whole time..."

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The Foster Grant's weren't enough to keep his identity concealed B)

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worried that he would encounter still more bomb threats for switching nationalities and teams yet again while chasing the almighty dollar, an alledgeldy waifish pale Russell Coutts doned his now familiar 'douche bag' thus ensuring that he could both afford to lose without needing to add shite results to his sailing CV and also remain BFF (best friends forever) with that 'rich guy from wherever who will pay for me to sail for them later on'

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Unfortunately the Master was standing a little too close when his 7ft crew member made a fire Blaster out of a fart!

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The wife got it for me on one of those late night infomercials - the guy said it was supposed to improve our sex life.

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some say he punched clarkson in the nose for insulting his favorite car and walked off. Others say he got so pissed of driving that reasonably priced car he quit driving.

All we know is................. The stigs gone sailing

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