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Yes, boys and girls, it's caption contest time again. This might be our most bizarre offering yet, and we expect nothing but the most bizarre captions! The best one wins SA swag. We were going to have an advertiser sponsor it, but then thought better of it! Have fun.

 

02/27/07

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Now we can name the boat BOHICA with honesty.

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Bow: "thats not my belly button"

 

Mastman: "It ain't my finger either"

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Pirates Log

Day 123

We put in another call to the Thai coast guard today. No response. I am really starting to worry. We are running out of food, water. The bomb bay doors are still leaking, and the constant pumping has not only tired the crew out, but in someway gotten to Cayard. He keeps staring at me... and tommy has been in a strange trance ever since their last watch togather. Just keeps asking for more sanitary wipes.

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In a computer mock up Autissier describes how she didn't help Solidini...but was grateful for the rescue anyway.

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See I told you BJs new cruising boat had BOW THRUSTERS

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I understand you lost the Michigan Governors race!! But we already took the company from him, so you dont need to fuck him in the ass literally too.

 

MS

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"For 2007, C_ _ F is proud to introduce a new, easy on the wallet, license fee structure for canting keel yachts. Please refer to our new ad which displays this new fee structure in detail...."

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Bullimore seeks emergency assistance again!!!

 

Once again, emergency crews have been working long in to the night trying to save Bullimore from his latest yachting mishap. Authorities are uncertain how Bullimore managed to entangle himself in the bow rail of his latest yacht, however....

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Lesbian Robot couldnt figure out where to put a water heater on the boat, so he just chained her to the bow pulpit.

 

MS

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Just showing what I already know...the back of the boat is always fucking the bow guy.

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"IF I COULD JUST HIT A REEF ABOUT NOW"

 

"AREN'T THE DOLPHINS CUTE"?

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cockpit: blow the guy

 

bow: not till you put the head up, asshole

 

bow: :blink: thats not what i mean

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"... and the latest design modelling software now allows yacht designers to even model different ways to screw the owner. here is illustrated the "you didn't see this one coming, did you !" version ..."

 

:D:D

 

cheers

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Damn I new I shouldnt have droped that shackel pin when he is on the bow helping me..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I asked for help to hook the chute up I DIDNT MEAN THAT CHUTE.........

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i'm not going there.. but that one really opens the door for mean machine's vor entry and passing the time in the doldrums.

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Looks pretty simple to me:

 

Thats GranT Warrington bending over on the bow of Brunel, taking it from Matt Allen. Not only did Matt take Brunel off Grant but in the Sydney to Hobart he beat Warrington to Hobart in his old 30 foot shorter boat.

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Sailmaker to Owner:

 

"Assy doesn't look right - I think you need a new A1, A2, A3, A5 and come to think of it a full set of working gear to"

 

Owner:

 

"What ?"

 

Sailmaker:

 

"Just bend over and take it, I'm sure the boat will go quicker"

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Just one more Baaah! before we reach Auckland! :o

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Two guys on the edge...? Oh i know thats a bit harsh but suprised no one else came up with that.

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After the VOR debacle, one could never imagine to what level of detail the Farr YD office go to ensure the best ergonomy for the skippers.

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the owner to be finding out the price of his new yacht.....

 

or

 

"bend over and grab your ankles!"

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The "Titanic" pose for the new Millenium

 

or

 

Alex welcomes Dee onboard after rescuing her in the Southern Ocean during the next Vendee

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Voiceless communication is an important part of anchoring

 

aka

 

set it deep

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My lous gauge doesn't seem to working!

oh yes it is

You're just really loose! :o

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Little by little

Inch by inch!

Two steps back and one thrust forward

Giddy up! Whoaah back! B)

 

The answer my friend

Is blowin in the wind!

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Revolution in the races around the world...

 

Legs are longer and longer, so psychotherapy support is engineered by CAD to keep skipper and crew in good mood.

 

ISAF are now to statuate on the crew selection : will they allow other than heterosexual teams ???

 

THIS is the question... :ph34r:

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Bend over, honey, I'm comin' in dry... ...uhhh wet!

 

or

 

What is pain? French bread!

 

or

 

First tests with lubricants for extra speed prove to be an huge success!

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Guest locster13

"I think I'll be bumping up my daily rate for this trip."

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Excuse me Mr Golding, I know you rescued me,, But could I have my turn now??

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"LUC, I am your father" The french intoduce their new VO70

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"I said, blow the sheet, not fuck the bowman...." :unsure:

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The beatings will continue

 

<grrr> UNTIL <grrr>

 

<grrr> MORAL <grrr>

 

<grrr> IMPROVES <grrr>

 

 

 

or

 

 

You could learn alot from a dummy.

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The newest rule in V-70 design is open to interpretation ... "To guard against evil spirits while en-route, each boat shall carry a catholic priest and alter boy to lead daily prayer in the pulpit"

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How did Freedom know Bull Gator was homosexual?

 

Because his dick tasted like shit!

 

 

Sorry, this should be on PA, but I couldn't resist.

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a New entry in the VOR this year, ADAM, American Divorce Association for Men, the advertising was questionable, but it realy got the point across of what men go thru in a divorce!

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Serendipity at work. Today the other site has one of its readers commenting on kinetics. He could have been writing captions for this.

 

“One of the great and pure joys of sailing certain small light boats is that

they demand the use of body weight and other movements in rhythm with waves

and wind to be sailed efficiently and fast.”

 

Picture a light air race with everyone standing on the bow holding the mast and rocking

the boat violently from side to side going dead to windward.

 

It’s just pump, pump, pump right round the course.

 

Coincidence, or a vast media conspiracy?

 

Go on, Ed, send them the swag. They'll go more paranoid trying to figure it out.

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