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Who says Democrats don't like yachting?

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"I said, blow the sheet, not fuck the bowman...." :unsure:

 

note to self.....next time you think somethings funny...STFU

 

"I said, blow the guy, not fuck him"

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Entertainment Tonight Exclusive! First look at a scene from the upcoming blockbuster movie "Brokeback BOC".

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The boys at Reichel/Pugh have figured out how to sneak porn onto their work computers without their bosses knowing.

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Advancements in CAD have gotten to the point where you no longer have to visualize the bowman getting screwed.

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So, first time ever on a boat?? Let me show you around

 

or

 

Fu**ng Bitch, this will happen every time we are not an the start line in time

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HEADER IN 3,2,1!!! HOLDING 5,4,3,2,1.........resume!!!

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" Extend the sprit !! "

 

" Are you sure this is sailing ?"

 

Qeue them from " Deliverance "

 

"Are we still in Key West ?"

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Ya babe, your a shell back now.

 

 

OK Roz, this is how you set the anchor.

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...NEWS...

 

Last rumour has it that next VOR70 to be built will be sponsored by condom company.

Here is the latest CAD screenshot showing the progress of the design !!! No doubt ergonomy will be carefully considered....

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Paige can't even go on a cruise without a rule 42 violation.

 

 

 

 

I'm goin' straight to hell for that one.

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Yes honey, that's a fixed sprit, and the one behind you is an articulating sprit.

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In a startling announcement today, Velux announced the end of singlehanded around the world sailing. From now on, it will consist of mixed doubles, and with cameras mounted everywhere on the boat (even the loo!) and broadcast like Big Brother.

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-Oh I got your pointy end....right'ere!

 

-fuck'in bowmen!

 

- have you extended that as far as it will go?

 

-say it...say it...BOOMVANG!

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from the guy taking it up the ---

 

"Man, I thought I was just going to get a rating hit for the canting keel, but i'm really getting screwed up the ass!"

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"I'll Drive"

 

Yes, boys and girls, it's caption contest time again. This might be our most bizarre offering yet, and we expect nothing but the most bizarre captions! The best one wins SA swag. We were going to have an advertiser sponsor it, but then thought better of it! Have fun.

 

02/27/07

 

Scottish sailors Ben Dover and Phil McAvity demonstrate their mega-boat ooching technique.

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don't move, I'll just stand here and let the 'motion of the ocean' do it's thing.

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Never argue with a Dutchman's translation while at sea!!!

 

"The old Dutch word for Jib (the front sail of a sailing boat) is called a "fok". Considering that this sail (on large boats) is often fixed on a protruding boom, and also considering that the golden age of sailing boats happened around the same time as the word fuck was first recorded." Google "FOK + sail"

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Kama Sutra: the Reach-around bowman

 

Or...

 

 

Is that rape on International waters?

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Never argue with a Dutchman's translation while at sea!!!

 

"The old Dutch word for Jib (the front sail of a sailing boat) is called a "fok". Considering that this sail (on large boats) is often fixed on a protruding boom, and also considering that the golden age of sailing boats happened around the same time as the word fuck was first recorded." Google "FOK + sail"

 

 

So that would mean.....

 

 

WE'RE FOKIN' SAILING, NOW!!!!!!! :D:P:blink:

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What better way for Mr and Mrs Clean to consumate their marriage

 

 

ahh yes..could be. She is wearing a strap-on and the bow guy is bald.

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You have got to be the worst bowman ever. Every time we gybe you get stuck in the bow pulpit, and I have to come get you out!

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it's the New Disney VOR70 Entry- "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean"

 

From urban dictionary:

 

Butt Pirate,

 

A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.

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And in this simulation we have proven that is not possible for the bowman to be lost in a downward thrust movement thru the bow pulpit. Any Question? :blink:

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In a computer mock up Autissier describes how she didn't help Solidini...but was grateful for the rescue anyway.

 

I was going to throw in something about Graham Dalton, inflatable sheep and keen individuals, but I think we have a winner here. Ciao Gio!

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bow: Give me some guy

mast: the guy is on

bow: no shit

bow: up chute

Mast: going up

bow: oh shit

Now the replacement bowman finds himself wondering why he got on S/V Brokeback Breakdown in the first place.

 

 

Or coming from the back of the boat:

"hey bowman get in a fuckin streamlined position, not a streamlined fuckin position, go show him how bubba."

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