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"I said, blow the sheet, not fuck the bowman...." :unsure:

 

note to self.....next time you think somethings funny...STFU

 

"I said, blow the guy, not fuck him"

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The boys at Reichel/Pugh have figured out how to sneak porn onto their work computers without their bosses knowing.

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Advancements in CAD have gotten to the point where you no longer have to visualize the bowman getting screwed.

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So, first time ever on a boat?? Let me show you around

 

or

 

Fu**ng Bitch, this will happen every time we are not an the start line in time

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Ya babe, your a shell back now.

 

 

OK Roz, this is how you set the anchor.

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...NEWS...

 

Last rumour has it that next VOR70 to be built will be sponsored by condom company.

Here is the latest CAD screenshot showing the progress of the design !!! No doubt ergonomy will be carefully considered....

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Paige can't even go on a cruise without a rule 42 violation.

 

 

 

 

I'm goin' straight to hell for that one.

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In a startling announcement today, Velux announced the end of singlehanded around the world sailing. From now on, it will consist of mixed doubles, and with cameras mounted everywhere on the boat (even the loo!) and broadcast like Big Brother.

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"I'll Drive"

 

Yes, boys and girls, it's caption contest time again. This might be our most bizarre offering yet, and we expect nothing but the most bizarre captions! The best one wins SA swag. We were going to have an advertiser sponsor it, but then thought better of it! Have fun.

 

02/27/07

 

Scottish sailors Ben Dover and Phil McAvity demonstrate their mega-boat ooching technique.

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Never argue with a Dutchman's translation while at sea!!!

 

"The old Dutch word for Jib (the front sail of a sailing boat) is called a "fok". Considering that this sail (on large boats) is often fixed on a protruding boom, and also considering that the golden age of sailing boats happened around the same time as the word fuck was first recorded." Google "FOK + sail"

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Never argue with a Dutchman's translation while at sea!!!

 

"The old Dutch word for Jib (the front sail of a sailing boat) is called a "fok". Considering that this sail (on large boats) is often fixed on a protruding boom, and also considering that the golden age of sailing boats happened around the same time as the word fuck was first recorded." Google "FOK + sail"

 

 

So that would mean.....

 

 

WE'RE FOKIN' SAILING, NOW!!!!!!! :D:P:blink:

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it's the New Disney VOR70 Entry- "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean"

 

From urban dictionary:

 

Butt Pirate,

 

A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.

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