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The end result of Bow Monkey losing his bet that he can build and market a cheap Tacktic replacement. :)

Haven't lost the bet yet. I will admit it was a much bigger pain in the ass (no pun intended), much more expensive, and exceptionally frustrating than I thought it would be to develop. Everything's still in motion, my timeline was just totally unrealistic.

 

I have to admit I like your style on the caption though.

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Haven't lost the bet yet. I will admit it was a much bigger pain in the ass (no pun intended), much more expensive, and exceptionally frustrating than I thought it would be. Everything's still in motion, my timeline was just totally unrealistic.

 

I have to admit I like your style on the caption though.

Sorry BM, couldn't resist. Good luck with the venture.

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In a breakthrough counseling session, Leif Beiley acts out how Scot Tempesta (played by himself) made him feel during the Bravura 29 exchange.

 

<Note to Ed: you did challenge us>

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Retractable Bowprick...I mean bowsprit.

 

Or

 

Owner: Would you like to see my new retractable bowsprit?

Crew: Shure

Owner: Just look over the bow...no, you won't see it unless you bend over good.

Crew: Like this

Owner: Yeah, could you move a little to the left, oh that's just great.

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I am not sure how this works, but if you stare at this picture for 5 minutes and let your eyes relax, you see a 3d image of a boat.

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Rule quiz number 7.

 

Is rule 69 being violated in this depicted scnario?

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anyone notice the border around the picture says "click to englarge?"

 

 

 

"I'm never crossing the 'fucking equator' again..."

 

"On the plus side, I did save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO"

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... trim, trim, trim, ease.... trim, trim, trim, ease....

 

or...

 

pole out... pole in...

 

or...

 

you're higher and faster...

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"The boom fits on the mast like this....."

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News line, Feb 26 2007.

 

NAMBLA the NAtional Man Boy Love Association has decided to have a "crack" at ocean racing in order to bring public awareness to they're cause. Details at 11:00.

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Guest BC Mike

Like I was saying, the tack connects like this, the round thingy goes over the hook thingy, and its help in place by a stretchy thingy.

 

BC Mike

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Guest Crash99

Heard from the cockpit...

 

"Will you two stop fucking around and get the jib up????"

 

or

 

I know it's important for crew mates to be close... but this is going a bit too far guys...

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Hmm, direct contravention of 42.2 I fear:

 

42.2 Prohibited Actions

Without limiting the application of rule 42.1, these actions are

prohibited:

(a) pumping: repeated ... vertical or athwartships body movement;

(b ) rocking: repeated rolling of the boat, induced by

(1) body movement,

(2) ...

(3) ...;

(c ) ooching: sudden forward body movement, stopped abruptly;

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Due to budgetary constraints during windtunnel testing on the new Ocean Planet, Haji was forced to rent test dummies from the adult film industry.

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"But Lindy, Mongo was having a heart attack"

"Jesus Grinder, if he's having a heart attack try giving him mouth to mouth!"

"How do you think this whole thing got started...."

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Tracy Edwards offers new prize system for ground breaking round the world race.

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bow lady: Every time I need to go on the bow spirit for a peel, with the way you hold me you make me confuse the tack and the clew, so behave!

 

mastman: I just don't want you to fall when we are going down the wave 32kts.

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A newbie sailor proud and keen

Took race advice from mister clean,

Arriving on the boat was queer

I thought you said I was to steer?

 

The bow is were you'll make your name

Came the skipper's firm refrain,

The mark is where my teeth were cut

The mastman Jim called "raise the butt"

 

Duty called, I duly bent

It felt like I was here for rent,

The pole came out, so long and black

And hit my butt with such a crack.

 

Now I walk with legs akimbo,

but bonded big with 'anal Jimbo'

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A whole new meaning for 'stuffing the bow'........

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Butt Sex: the only thing gayer than a dude sailing a Sunfish.

 

Back-off newbie.......lots of great sailors started on or sailed a Sunfish, dude.

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Back-off newbie.......lots of great sailors started on or sailed a Sunfish, dude.

 

 

Should have used Mac 26 instead of sunfish in the original joke.

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How much longer at those guys going to fuck around up there???????????

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A visual representation of coutts and the america's cup

 

 

Artistic rendering of the PHRF application process.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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"I said, blow the guy, not fuck him"

 

"Dude, quit it - we're not in the Navy anymore!"

 

And..............OOCH!

 

Artistic rendering of the PHRF application process.

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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What do you mean, fast yachts run on wheels? I don't see any wheeeeEEEELLLLSSSSS

 

(and)

 

When I fire this cannon, your heads going straight through that suckers mainsail

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farrrrk.. wheres my mouth gone.. oh no now my eyes have gone... shit its all gone grey.. hmmm feels warm and kinda nice.

i wish i had hair :(

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:o "Wow Capt., so this is what it takes to be a real semen?"

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"Although very impressed with the new boat, Bruce was starting to feel aprehensive about crewing in the upcoming Melbourne to Osaka race"

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Fuck dis bullshit ban, I'ze am gonna get me some sweet action on one of dem big canting singlehanders, and in da open sea I'ze gonna get mine if anyone tries to fuck me on the race course, I'ze gonna fuck dem fellas reeeeeal good, 'cause my name be Brodie Cobb.

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CGI Production still from

"Headstay: Paige Railey's Fall"

Britney spears has shaved her head in preparation for her first starring role.

Will perform "Ooch! I did it again!", and "Hairless!"

...but she didn't need to shave it...we were gonna erase it with CGI anyway...

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Jeezus. Thats a lot of posts in a short time. This ones my favourite so far:

 

Pirates Log

Day 123

We put in another call to the Thai coast guard today. No response. I am really starting to worry. We are running out of food, water. The bomb bay doors are still leaking, and the constant pumping has not only tired the crew out, but in someway gotten to Cayard. He keeps staring at me... and tommy has been in a strange trance ever since their last watch togather. Just keeps asking for more sanitary wipes.

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