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Is this how I gain redemption Captain??

Yes, the holy pole is up your hole, just wiggle your arse to save your soul.

 

BC Mike

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this brings a whole new meaning to dip-pole gybe

 

or

 

hhhmmm. something isnt right here... ah thats better.

 

or

 

three mount gay rums later....

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Ed,

This sick thread does not deserve front page. It just generates a lot of smut and lowers the bar for SA. You can do better. Hijack this deal.

lowers the bar for S/A ??

 

sorry that concept does not compute ...

 

:ph34r:

 

cheers,

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Newest Captain Morgan's ad:

 

"Is there a little bit of Captain in you?"

 

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Aaaaagh there she blows!

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Bowman :

 

I'm just lucky ! Captain is not using a pulley at the end of his pole today....! ***

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The new Irish crew, Ben Doon and Phil McCavity.

 

BC Mike

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Arrr, Bowman Billy, ever seen the wheels of a ship?

No, Cap'n!

Bend over the pulpit and you'll see them!

But I don't see any whEEEELS!

 

or

 

"Deliverance" meets "Wind"!

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after years as multi platinum rap artists the YING YANG twins decide to give a shot a sailing and apparently each other.

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Jibe Set!!!

 

or

 

"Hey, I wonder why the mid-bow guy tied his soap on the rope to the tack fittinggggguunnngngggghhh..."

 

or

 

"After this voyage, you'll be 'cabin man', bow-boy!"

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(Brochure copy)

 

"Introducing the all new I-BuggerU 48. This is a new yacht design that steeres itself with an abundance of forward flotation...so much so that you can "drive it home from the bow" while keeping her on her lines.

 

See our inner spread for more fun things to do on board your new I-BuggerU 48!"

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Guest BC Mike

No we can't get the rest of the crew and form a circle.

 

Crusty

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Guest BC Mike

How the guest was won.

 

Sam the deck needs painting.

 

Whe're we headed ? Buggered if I know.

 

Crusty

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Ha, haa!

 

 

Creepy pic of te captain spying that booty if you ask me. Looks level 3 to me.

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Fredrik Arp

President

Volvo Car Corporation

 

February 28, 2007

 

Dear Fredik,

 

As you requested, we have designed the latest AD campaign around your global sponsorship of the successful Volvo Ocean Race. We have tried to integrate the "safety" theme from past campaigns and reintroduced the "animated crash test dummy" that proved so successful in the 1980s. I think you will see that we have given the campaign a very updated and edgy feel with alot of shock value and at the same time some humor and sex appeal, while still maintaining the feeling of luxury and performance that Volvo tries to inspire. See the attached digital mockup and copy test that I think would sound best as read by a deep toned male voice.

 

"When Volvo decided to sponsor a new 70 foot class of high performance ocean racing machines, the company had one clear commitment, the safety of the dedicated crews to man these magnificant works of engineering. Volvo spent countless hours generating and testing real and simulated ocean conditions to insure that not only the boat would perform but the men on them could operate them at max performance levels in safety and comfort during the worst conditions imaginable in the Southern Ocean.

 

And the results... Let's just say that our crash test dummys on the bow forgot where they were."

 

Call Me when you can.

 

Sincerely,

 

Mr. Boom Vang

Creative Director

Anarachy Advertising Agency

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Around Alone...ha..I'll show them...Lola my trusty inflatable and she never talks back.

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"I'll Drive"

 

Yes, boys and girls, it's caption contest time again. This might be our most bizarre offering yet, and we expect nothing but the most bizarre captions! The best one wins SA swag. We were going to have an advertiser sponsor it, but then thought better of it! Have fun.

 

02/27/07

 

Harken that fit!!!

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After a dismal few years off the charts, 2 Live Crew goes to sea:

 

Face down ass up!

Thats the way we like to fuck!

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The Scottish entry for the VOR signs its first two members of the crew- Ben Dover and Phil McCrevis.

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“Pulpit, pushpit, pulpit, pushpit, pulpit…..”

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Is that gum on the end of the pole??

That's right baby, when you start chewing I'll stop pushing

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Don't worry, just act nomal, smile and wave as we pass the O.O.D. (officer of the day)

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lower the topper a bit would ya?

 

 

or

 

 

2boat lengths, poll -ooout--...

 

or

 

 

its only the first inch that hurts...

 

or

 

sorry mate, but after 3 weeks of chronic tension out here in the midle of no where, well... a man's got needs....

 

 

or

 

 

when i said, "Fuck this shit!", thats not quite what i meant

 

or

 

wait on the bow is slow, lets go to the sail locker....

 

or

 

remember i said you'd get fucked if you took the northern route? cause i wasnt kidding!

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"Who can take the Foredeck,

(chorus):Who can take the Foredeck,

Bend 'em o'er the Pulpits;

(chorus): Bend 'em o'er the Pulpits

Ask him to Blow the Guy

As you fuck 'em where he shits?

 

(Everyone):

The S and M man,

The S and M man,

The S and M man because he mixes it with Love

And makes the Hurt feel Good,

The Hurt feel Good!

 

(to the tune of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory's Candyman song)

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Guest BC Mike

You sure this is how they make a log entry?

 

Tiny bubbles, up you ass, make you wanna go oooooooh aaaaaaaaah.

Tiny Bubbles by Dong Ho.

 

Crusty

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Skipper: "Hey Bowgirl! You got a tight packing box and a flat deck!"

 

Bowgirl: "Skipper! Get Off my backl!"

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Bob Perry: “Well Scot, the free publicity, the new forum and the slanted editorial disguised as reporting were great last time, but if you are going to get one of these new FT20s for free, we are going to have to make you inspect the poles too."

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Get Thee behind me Satan and push.

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I told you there was no hole, If there was a hole I would be all flat

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Skipper: "Hey Bowgirl! You got a tight packing box and a flat deck!"

 

Bowgirl: "Skipper! Get Off my backl!"

:huh:

 

 

 

Uumm, I can't feel my feet.

Oh no, I can't even see my feet.

Oh damn, the CAD operator forgot to even DRAW my feet!!

 

 

 

 

Ah, sailing still gets me wetter than you do, dear :P

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Tharr be frigging in the rigging

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Plug for new market line.

Crutchless wet weather gear!

I'm on it! ;)

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Come on ED, is there a winner yet?? they are starting to repeat.

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"He stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper."

I knew a guy like that once.....from Nantucket as I recall. ;)

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Come on ED, is there a winner yet?? they are starting to repeat.

 

YEA

 

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot..... OVER...

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rule 42 question of the week:

 

Is this legal?

 

One per wave...

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Foredeck Chute Packin'

Foredeck Poopshoot Packing

 

 

(Ram it, ram it, ram it up your poopshoot!)

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"I'll Drive"

 

Yes, boys and girls, it's caption contest time again. This might be our most bizarre offering yet, and we expect nothing but the most bizarre captions! The best one wins SA swag. We were going to have an advertiser sponsor it, but then thought better of it! Have fun.

 

02/27/07

 

Q.: "Did you hear about the new Sailing Anarchy Yacht Club? All of the members are going to be Commodores."

A.: "Commodore, my ass. Hey! That wasn't an invitation!"

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Who won this contest? Did I miss the winners?

 

Ed?

 

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat. However the heat of the meat divided by angle of dangle, will give you the strength of the length.

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