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Toilet Anarchy

 

We don't know the details, but apparently this little prank is still on at LAYC, and it seems a good time for a little Caption Contest. Yes, that's a marine toilet mounted on the spreader. This week's contest sponsored by Atlantis Weather Gear. Have fun.

 

05/22/07

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And that's how we spread the shit.

 

Is it raining? No, it's pissing down.

 

Shitting diamonds and pissing hounds.

 

The prototype of the BMW/Oracle bat wing which failed in race 4.

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Moore 24 owner:

'Hmnn, the instructions say keep it above the waterline, I wonder if I need a halyard for the paper?'

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The girls decided that if they couldn't let it hang out at the stern, then then could at least spread it with the best view.

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"The true secret of Luna Rosa's sucess was revealed today in this prototype photo. In order to ensure total concentration by the wind watcher, a head is installed at the spreaders so that he can spend more time up the rig."

 

Photo courtesy of BMW/Oracle

 

JM

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Ok skipper.....stage 1......now how are you going to train the bloody sea gulls to pump the thing out?

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"I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your deck!"

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"My wife said she wouldn't sail on the boat unless I installed a head."

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I hate crewing on that boat. It's like being at work. We just get shit on all day.

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When this guy craps all over your wind, he literally craps all over your wind.

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It gives new meaning to "Birds eye view"

 

jibeset

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What were the results from the last one of these caption contest thingies, or did they just end up in the spreaders, er, shitter, er, shitter in the speaders?

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When you said the new rig was "the shit" what I thought you meant was...

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It's always beneficial to reduce weight aloft.

 

 

 

 

....Every morning at 7:30 am - like clockwork

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Run up the Japanese flag!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Japanese flag n. The appearance of the arsehole the morning after a vindaloo curry. As in: 'Christ almighty! I think I'm sitting on a Japanese flag'.

(© Roger's Profanisaurus)

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Who knows...... in case of tsunami....... :unsure:

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Aaaarrgggg !!!!

 

I forgot this f....cking paper down again !!!

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I don't get it; We've tacked a dozen times and we're still in shitty air.

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Someone pass up the toliet paper after the gybe!!! Helloooo!! Damit man who left the empty paper role!! Someone? Hey this is the last time I'm doing the 3am shift! Wake up you lousy.... Hey anyone! Ok thats it if you don't pass up the paper I'm going to wear your foulies next time we go back on watch! Masthead my ass!

 

Damn it!

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That brings an entirely different meaning to the term "Clogged Up."

 

Talk about a "Floater."

 

Those aren't skid marks, those are impact craters.

 

Somebody go up in the rig to look for breeze. Whew. They found it.

 

Always checking the rig, aren't you, Bumblefuck. Brown-noser.

 

If you are sailing on that boat, be sure to wear your foulies.

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ABYC 55.05.315c: Unless mounted well above the heeled waterline, every marine head shall be fitted with anti-siphon vented loops in both the intake and discharge lines.

 

 

 

 

 

This must be a real 4 knot shitbox!

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Air Head

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Caption Contest

 

Toilet Anarchy

 

We don't know the details, but apparently this little prank is still on at LAYC, and it seems a good time for a little Caption Contest. Yes, that's a marine toilet mounted on the spreader. This week's contest sponsored by Atlantis Weather Gear. Have fun.

 

05/22/07

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"I heard about this new technique, called a mexican drop. I've just eaten three enchiladas and a half-dozen bean burritos, and we're gonna try it today."

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You`ll need some climbing gear to get to the toilet. Just hope its not too late when you`ve reached the damn thing.

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Rigger's Union Local 653 Rule 23.1 Reads as follows: Suitable toilet (head) facilities must at all time be located within 35' of workspaces.

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Come on all, this one is obvious...I am an ozark hillbilly, and old men here call their wives the "old crow". So the toilet in the rigging is obviously the "Crows Nest".

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" I specifically told my broker to locate a Dehler. Not a frickin' KOHLER!".............

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Does anyone know if it is possible to interface a Jabsco 15" radome with a Furuno flat screen display?

Where can I find an adapter for a 1 1/2" outflow to an 8 pin input ?

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What??? No winner declared? OK,

 

"Oh, yeah, when you are done, use the baggywrinkle on the spreader tips."

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"Yo, the new rig is the shitznits!"

-----Poop Foggy Dog

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This should be called the crapadation contest!

 

 

Heads Up!

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Ok, Bob you can take it down... I found the problem. The new toilet installation instructions say a minimum of 3.5 feet from any kitchen facility.... not 35.

 

Bruce

Baldricks Cunning Plan

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Blow the Wad....

 

 

jibeset

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"that shit doesnt flush"

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