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Curse this upperworld sailing! Now if this were the Styx I'd be able to predict every damn puff and shift and I'd pick the right scythe of the course anytime. Screw this, I'm off to the abyss. Void ho!

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Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

 

 

Team: "doom and unmitigated failure - racing "

 

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X-L thank you !!!

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For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic... before the dark times... before the Ernisto and Goran.

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(breathing, deep, mechanically sounding voice)

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force".

(more breathing)

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Camet's new Racing Cape during prototype testing. In addition to Asshat Black, it is also available in Daubney White and Stowe Orange.

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As a final testament to the Hollywood Writers Strike of 2007: Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, and Martin Scorsese jointly accept the Academy Award for their collaborative movie: "Spar Wars 5 -- Boat driver of the Apocalypse".

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Tired of dealing with the slow ferryman on the river Styx, Death headed to METS in Amsterdam and made other arrangements...

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After bobbing around in no wind for hours, my badly hungover crew wished he were dead.. then his wish was granted.

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(to a musical tone of Mine eyes have seen the Glory....)

 

 

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the wind,

I will tramble down the competition with a whiff of my dead skin,

I got my little boat now and I'm going for the win,

Death goes sailing on."

 

 

 

:ph34r:

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"Damn it, that dude told me a carbon cape would enhance performance.

Well, at least I feel pretty in it."

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As the wind began to die again, The Editor berated his misfortune in not getting a better start.

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The prospects for a good race day were looking grim... until Death rocked up and summoned the winds of fate.

 

Then it was GAME ON!!!...OHHH HELL YEAH!!!

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"SHUT UP YOU AMERICAN, YOU ALWAYS TALK YOU AMERICANS, YOU TALK AND YOU TALK AND YOU SAY LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS. WELL YOU'RE DEAD NOW SO SHUT UP!" -Death (The Grim Reaper)

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