Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Editor

Dr. Death?

Recommended Posts

Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

caption_contest_11_21_07.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Never listen to those F***ing Hobbits again

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

right

multi's finished at the olympics ... check

Americas Cup fucked for 2009... check

now for the smart arse that shaved my eyebrows last night

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Curse this upperworld sailing! Now if this were the Styx I'd be able to predict every damn puff and shift and I'd pick the right scythe of the course anytime. Screw this, I'm off to the abyss. Void ho!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

 

 

Team: "doom and unmitigated failure - racing "

 

caption%20contest%2011-21-07.jpg

 

X-L thank you !!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

that's the last time I trust my labrador to guide me safely past the marina....and why is this pontoon so tippy? Hey Yeller, where the heck are you?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic... before the dark times... before the Ernisto and Goran.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

 

"I don't care if you have Excalibur in your hand - get that sharp thing the f**k away from my boat!!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"Please allow me to introduce myself

Im a man of wealth and taste..."

 

(Lucifer in a 5-O)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I sense a great disturbance in the force... It is as if a million J24's cried out and were suddenly silenced.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

(breathing, deep, mechanically sounding voice)

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force".

(more breathing)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Frustrated by his inability to conjure up his own 'losers breeze' Voldemort tries his new male enhancement drug on his wand.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"John always knew he wanted to go out doing what he loved best. He just thought it was sex not sailing."

 

 

-Nathan

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Camet's new Racing Cape during prototype testing. In addition to Asshat Black, it is also available in Daubney White and Stowe Orange.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

As a final testament to the Hollywood Writers Strike of 2007: Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, and Martin Scorsese jointly accept the Academy Award for their collaborative movie: "Spar Wars 5 -- Boat driver of the Apocalypse".

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

POD new he wasn't like other children. Regardless of the teasing, he still decided to Trick-or-Treat in his own special way.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Wouter Basson goes for a sail at Hartebeestpoort Dam.

 

 

 

 

Sorry, you have to be South African to catch that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Tired of dealing with the slow ferryman on the river Styx, Death headed to METS in Amsterdam and made other arrangements...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The circle is now complete.When I left you I was but the learner, now I am...Aw Fuck...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This is the part where Vader is seduced by the dark side and buys a Hobie 16.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

After bobbing around in no wind for hours, my badly hungover crew wished he were dead.. then his wish was granted.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

(to a musical tone of Mine eyes have seen the Glory....)

 

 

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the wind,

I will tramble down the competition with a whiff of my dead skin,

I got my little boat now and I'm going for the win,

Death goes sailing on."

 

 

 

:ph34r:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"Damn it, that dude told me a carbon cape would enhance performance.

Well, at least I feel pretty in it."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

As the wind began to die again, The Editor berated his misfortune in not getting a better start.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

 

After her broom broke, Lesiban Robot had no choice but to get creative.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The prospects for a good race day were looking grim... until Death rocked up and summoned the winds of fate.

 

Then it was GAME ON!!!...OHHH HELL YEAH!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The Dark Lord has finally decided that foiling isn't faster and has once again resorted to other means to win.:)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"No beer, no breeze, no fish, no flames. Last place. And I thought Hell was lousey."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"And the Lord sayeth,

Go forward my demon counterpart and saileth that Wallyyacht!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"SHUT UP YOU AMERICAN, YOU ALWAYS TALK YOU AMERICANS, YOU TALK AND YOU TALK AND YOU SAY LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS. WELL YOU'RE DEAD NOW SO SHUT UP!" -Death (The Grim Reaper)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

'Now that I have given the cup ALINGHI-ring death, it's nice to sail back on the Swiss lakes...'

 

'Now that I have given the cup ALINGHI-ring death, it's nice to sail back on the Swiss lakes...'

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hey Brother, can you spare a dime? I just need a puff or two.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Moses thinking of way's too have some more fun on this windless day on his way to the start, "where will i have to part the sea to win this one" "where the hell is Jesus when you need him??? He could sure make a lot of wine with this water....could use a drink"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
After her broom broke, Lesiban Robot had no choice but to get creative.

 

the robot is a man

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

HEADLINE:

Team Holy Wind disqualified for selling soul in return for killer driver.

 

Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites