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      A Few Simple Rules   05/22/2017

      Sailing Anarchy is a very lightly moderated site. This is by design, to afford a more free atmosphere for discussion. There are plenty of sailing forums you can go to where swearing isn't allowed, confrontation is squelched and, and you can have a moderator finger-wag at you for your attitude. SA tries to avoid that and allow for more adult behavior without moderators editing your posts and whacking knuckles with rulers. We don't have a long list of published "thou shalt nots" either, and this is by design. Too many absolute rules paints us into too many corners. So check the Terms of Service - there IS language there about certain types of behavior that is not permitted. We interpret that lightly and permit a lot of latitude, but we DO reserve the right to take action when something is too extreme to tolerate (too racist, graphic, violent, misogynistic, etc.). Yes, that is subjective, but it allows us discretion. Avoiding a laundry list of rules allows for freedom; don't abuse it. However there ARE a few basic rules that will earn you a suspension, and apparently a brief refresher is in order. 1) Allegations of pedophilia - there is no tolerance for this. So if you make allegations, jokes, innuendo or suggestions about child molestation, child pornography, abuse or inappropriate behavior with minors etc. about someone on this board you will get a time out. This is pretty much automatic; this behavior can have real world effect and is not acceptable. Obviously the subject is not banned when discussion of it is apropos, e.g. talking about an item in the news for instance. But allegations or references directed at or about another poster is verboten. 2) Outing people - providing real world identifiable information about users on the forums who prefer to remain anonymous. Yes, some of us post with our real names - not a problem to use them. However many do NOT, and if you find out someone's name keep it to yourself, first or last. This also goes for other identifying information too - employer information etc. You don't need too many pieces of data to figure out who someone really is these days. Depending on severity you might get anything from a scolding to a suspension - so don't do it. I know it can be confusing sometimes for newcomers, as SA has been around almost twenty years and there are some people that throw their real names around and their current Display Name may not match the name they have out in the public. But if in doubt, you don't want to accidentally out some one so use caution, even if it's a personal friend of yours in real life. 3) Posting While Suspended - If you've earned a timeout (these are fairly rare and hard to get), please observe the suspension. If you create a new account (a "Sock Puppet") and return to the forums to post with it before your suspension is up you WILL get more time added to your original suspension and lose your Socks. This behavior may result a permanent ban, since it shows you have zero respect for the few rules we have and the moderating team that is tasked with supporting them. Check the Terms of Service you agreed to; they apply to the individual agreeing, not the account you created, so don't try to Sea Lawyer us if you get caught. Just don't do it. Those are the three that will almost certainly get you into some trouble. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE DO ONE OF THESE THINGS, please do the following: Refrain from quoting the offending text, it makes the thread cleanup a pain in the rear Press the Report button; it is by far the best way to notify Admins as we will get e-mails. Calling out for Admins in the middle of threads, sending us PM's, etc. - there is no guarantee we will get those in a timely fashion. There are multiple Moderators in multiple time zones around the world, and anyone one of us can handle the Report and all of us will be notified about it. But if you PM one Mod directly and he's off line, the problem will get dealt with much more slowly. Other behaviors that you might want to think twice before doing include: Intentionally disrupting threads and discussions repeatedly. Off topic/content free trolling in threads to disrupt dialog Stalking users around the forums with the intent to disrupt content and discussion Repeated posting of overly graphic or scatological porn content. There are plenty web sites for you to get your freak on, don't do it here. And a brief note to Newbies... No, we will not ban people or censor them for dropping F-bombs on you, using foul language, etc. so please don't report it when one of our members gives you a greeting you may find shocking. We do our best not to censor content here and playing swearword police is not in our job descriptions. Sailing Anarchy is more like a bar than a classroom, so handle it like you would meeting someone a little coarse - don't look for the teacher. Thanks.

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Dr. Death?

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Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

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Never listen to those F***ing Hobbits again

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Darth is so far back he breaks out his secret weapon to reel in the fleet.

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right

multi's finished at the olympics ... check

Americas Cup fucked for 2009... check

now for the smart arse that shaved my eyebrows last night

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The closest EB will ever get to another competitive sailing event!!!!

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Curse this upperworld sailing! Now if this were the Styx I'd be able to predict every damn puff and shift and I'd pick the right scythe of the course anytime. Screw this, I'm off to the abyss. Void ho!

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Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

 

 

Team: "doom and unmitigated failure - racing "

 

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X-L thank you !!!

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Damn inheritance i knew i shoulda got rid of the old man from NZ with the 12... at least they have wind...

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that's the last time I trust my labrador to guide me safely past the marina....and why is this pontoon so tippy? Hey Yeller, where the heck are you?

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For over a thousand generations, the Jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old Republic... before the dark times... before the Ernisto and Goran.

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Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

 

"I don't care if you have Excalibur in your hand - get that sharp thing the f**k away from my boat!!"

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"Please allow me to introduce myself

Im a man of wealth and taste..."

 

(Lucifer in a 5-O)

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I sense a great disturbance in the force... It is as if a million J24's cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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(breathing, deep, mechanically sounding voice)

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force".

(more breathing)

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Frustrated by his inability to conjure up his own 'losers breeze' Voldemort tries his new male enhancement drug on his wand.

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"John always knew he wanted to go out doing what he loved best. He just thought it was sex not sailing."

 

 

-Nathan

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Camet's new Racing Cape during prototype testing. In addition to Asshat Black, it is also available in Daubney White and Stowe Orange.

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As a final testament to the Hollywood Writers Strike of 2007: Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, George Lucas, and Martin Scorsese jointly accept the Academy Award for their collaborative movie: "Spar Wars 5 -- Boat driver of the Apocalypse".

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POD new he wasn't like other children. Regardless of the teasing, he still decided to Trick-or-Treat in his own special way.

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“It was... the salmon moose.”

 

 

Ah f&ck Ernesto, you used canned salmon?

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Wouter Basson goes for a sail at Hartebeestpoort Dam.

 

 

 

 

Sorry, you have to be South African to catch that.

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Tired of dealing with the slow ferryman on the river Styx, Death headed to METS in Amsterdam and made other arrangements...

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The circle is now complete.When I left you I was but the learner, now I am...Aw Fuck...

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This is the part where Vader is seduced by the dark side and buys a Hobie 16.

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After bobbing around in no wind for hours, my badly hungover crew wished he were dead.. then his wish was granted.

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When did my X-Girlfriend learn to sail? And dress for that matter?

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(to a musical tone of Mine eyes have seen the Glory....)

 

 

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the wind,

I will tramble down the competition with a whiff of my dead skin,

I got my little boat now and I'm going for the win,

Death goes sailing on."

 

 

 

:ph34r:

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"Damn it, that dude told me a carbon cape would enhance performance.

Well, at least I feel pretty in it."

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Team Rogaine prepares to cast his Popiel pocket fisherman in the hopes of hooking something large enough to pull him out of DFL

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When the father-son regatta didn't go as planned, Darth decided to take matters into his own hands.

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It's the other guy behind the cape that I'd be concerned with!

It ain't gay when underway?

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As the wind began to die again, The Editor berated his misfortune in not getting a better start.

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Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

 

After her broom broke, Lesiban Robot had no choice but to get creative.

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"I will have that Ring!!"

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The prospects for a good race day were looking grim... until Death rocked up and summoned the winds of fate.

 

Then it was GAME ON!!!...OHHH HELL YEAH!!!

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My wife said sailing would be the death of me. I didn't think she really meant it.

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The Dark Lord has finally decided that foiling isn't faster and has once again resorted to other means to win.:)

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"Just grab the pole & get back in hon.... the bikini top collection is for charity & they always give them back at the end of the race."

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"No beer, no breeze, no fish, no flames. Last place. And I thought Hell was lousey."

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"ENGLISHMEN! YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING POMPOUS! NONE OF YOU HAVE GOT ANY BALLS!" -Death (The Grim Reaper)

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"And the Lord sayeth,

Go forward my demon counterpart and saileth that Wallyyacht!"

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"SHUT UP YOU AMERICAN, YOU ALWAYS TALK YOU AMERICANS, YOU TALK AND YOU TALK AND YOU SAY LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS. WELL YOU'RE DEAD NOW SO SHUT UP!" -Death (The Grim Reaper)

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'Now that I have given the cup ALINGHI-ring death, it's nice to sail back on the Swiss lakes...'

 

'Now that I have given the cup ALINGHI-ring death, it's nice to sail back on the Swiss lakes...'

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Fuckin inflation, I need new sails.

 

TOLL RAISED!

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Cast away!

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What is your name?

 

What is your favorite color?

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Moses thinking of way's too have some more fun on this windless day on his way to the start, "where will i have to part the sea to win this one" "where the hell is Jesus when you need him??? He could sure make a lot of wine with this water....could use a drink"

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After her broom broke, Lesiban Robot had no choice but to get creative.

 

the robot is a man

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HEADLINE:

Team Holy Wind disqualified for selling soul in return for killer driver.

 

Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

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