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not a caption but..

 

we should add this guy to the rear in our kiddo sailing program races. That will get those little runts moving.

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Luke...........Luke...........join me on the dark side................

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I wonder if anyone would notice if I pulled the underwear out of my ass crack..... Oh, there's a nice puff.... Damn, I could go for a beer right now. Damn Father Time and his leebow B.S. !

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The devil went down to the lake

He was lookin' for a soul to steal

He was in a bind

'Cause he was way behind

And he was willin' to make a deal

 

When he came upon this young man

Trapezing' on a skiff and playin' it hot

And the devil jumped

Up on a foil moth

And said boy let me tell you what

 

I guess you didn't know it

but I'm a sailer too

And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you

 

Now you ride a pretty good skiff, boy

But give the devil his due

I'll bet a case of rum

Against your soul

'Cause I think I'm better than you

 

The boy said my name's Johnny

And it might be a sin

But I'll take your bet

And you're gonna regret

'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

 

Johnny rosin up your bow and sail your skiff hard

Cause hell's broke loose out on the lake and the devil deals the cards

And if you win you get this shiny case of rum

But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

 

[instrumental]

 

The devil sheeted in his main

And he said I'll start this show

And fire flew from his fingertips

As he rosined up his bow

 

Then he reached his moth across the lake

And it made a [sic] evil hiss

And a band of demons joined in

And it sounded something like this

 

[instrumental]

 

When the devil finished

Johnny said well you're pretty good old son

Just sit right in that berth right there

And let me show you how it's done

 

He played Fire on the water

Run boys, run

The devil's on the lake of the Rising Sun

Seagull on the marina picken' out dough

Granny does your grand daughter bite

No child, no

 

[instrumental]

 

The devil bowed his head

Because he knew that he'd been beat

And he laid that case of rum

On the ground at Johnny's feet

 

Johnny said, Devil just come on back

If you ever wanna try again

I done told you once you son of a bitch

I'm the best there's ever been

 

He played Fire on the water

Run boys, run

The devil's on the lake of the Rising Sun

Seagull on the marina picken' out dough

Granny does your grand daughter bite

No child, no

 

…well not yet anyway.

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Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

 

 

I KNEW they sent the Metocean tracker adrift, I've finally found the Cheese Scow!! Void-Ho!!!

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Well, Mr. Death I still don't regret posting those comments on that forum... so what happens next?

I'm glad you asked. It will take us about 3 weeks to get out to the starting area of course D where I will drop you off on your boat and you will wait there for all eternity for the breeze to fill in.

Don't worry your crew will do all the talking.

Whats that smell?

Your wetsuit... its from hell. I think you will also find that the zipper is stuck.

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For all you newbies and old salts,

 

1. Can you sail DEAD down wind faster than the wind?

 

2. If you only have a large stick in your hand and the cape on your back and you want to know your exact location on our beautiful bay, what do you do?

 

3. If you drill a 1 inch hole in your ass, how long will it take you to sink? Will you sink faster with one, two inch hole, or two one inch holes? Never mind, just stick the tiller in it.

 

DEAD Sea Yacht Club - doublereefing wanted

 

Is he back yet?

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Earlier in the day, Bill had protested Ernie for being over the line at the start. Ernie then pinched Bill at the windward mark, bringing about another flag. When Ernie failed to give room when to windward of Bill and overlapped, Bill had had enough and called to his trimmer to retrieve "The Protest Flag of Death."

 

No beers were had at the clubhouse that evening.

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maybe i should have bought the spin as well as the pole before taking that old guys life...

 

 

or

 

 

for death, there just wasn't enough wind to shake a stick at.

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Oh, the possibilities. The winner of this contest gets a Camet shirt. Have fun.

 

If I could just cast that far I could hitch a ride with those bigger boats!

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First, the breeze died...

 

In a small boat not far in front of me a dark cloaked figure raised to standing and in a strange way began pissing into the lake, at the same time with what looked like shy handle of a in his right pointed up and ahead , he began to whistle?!!!

 

Well, then all hell broke loose, boats capsizing all over the place . As we struggled to get ours back up I could see this one guy way out in front, planning and headed straight at the mark with a black cloak flapping around what looked like bleached white bones...

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