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We love this one and something tells us you will too. We nabbed it from our forum - thanks to anarchist US7070! This week's Caption Contest is brought to you by Dimension-Polyant Sailcloth Technology and they are providing some nice swag for the best three submissions. Have fun!

 

01/10/08

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Mildred you were right when you said "they don't like gringo's here". Do you think we should leave?

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Or........Do you think we should read anything into how the port captain feels about gringo's based on his "visit"......

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1.I think they want us to go home, but we're not leaving untill we drink all of their tequila.

 

2.El Kabong strikes again.

 

3.Why didn't I put those fenders over?

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How strong was that bloody vacuum cleaner you brought dear?

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God IOR created some ugly boats.

 

The loss of interior volume meant she would never again dominate IMS

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"Loco"

 

--Matt

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wife:"honey the locker in my cabin won't open"

husband:"it's a bit stiff... just pull hard "

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That should buff out, I really don't see any need to get the insurance companies involved"

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He's actually on the phone with his stock broker, investing in Bondo.

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You don't think dad will notice do you?

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Suck A Dent Auto Service

 

would like to announce its new service

 

Suck A Dent- Marine

 

No job to large or small

 

call 1800 SUCK

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Honey! Whenever you mix Taquitos with Sangria the night before, I ask you to STAY AWAY FROM THE HEAD!!!!

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Damn, West Marine miswired the vacuu-flush head.

 

 

Another pumpout station horror story.

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We love this one and something tells us you will too. We nabbed it from our forum - thanks to anarchist US7070! This week's Caption Contest is brought to you by Dimension-Polyant Sailcloth Technology and they are providing some nice swag for the best three submissions. Have fun!

 

01/10/08

The picture was taken in Las Palmas, and reported as the result of being hit by a freighter near Canaria. Fortunately no one was killed in the incident, the freighter did not stop and the three folks on board did not manage to get the freighter's name. It's likely the yacht is a write-off. End of someone's cruising plans.

 

Here's a discussion thread:

 

http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/f106/s...ands-10829.html

 

I don't find it humorous enough to want to participate in caption - other than to say that sometimes steel is better than fiberglass.

 

- beetle

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No... just act like nothing happened.... I am positive the race committee didn't see us hit the bottom mark.... No, it wont stand up in the protest room.

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"why couldn't they have rubber pads on those lock doors??"

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" see mr butersworthless what happens when you bang the corners"

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boating really does put more than a dent in your hip pocket

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"You drive, I'll navigate"

 

or

 

 

"I can fix it, my Dad has a wicked set of tools"

 

 

 

 

(Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

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"I can fix it dude, my dad's a TV repairman, he's got an ultimate set of tools."

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fucking chinese steel it's piss weak

 

the club's tender driver is going to have a bit on when i see him again

 

and you thought captain ron could park a boat !

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I know it looks odd but they tell Brit Chance knows what he's doing!

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They said she could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch...

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"Skipper, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us!"

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"We'll point better now. You know how golf balls have dimples...?"

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"Hey Skip...with this modification, I think I can get a little more leverage now when I hike on starboard tack...I just dig my heels in this little dent here..."

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So whats the big deal? Gringos get rolled in Mexico all the time...

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I was just driving down the road, minding my own business, when WHAM, the mother-f**king deer jumped out and hit my car!

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I know it is not the prettiest thing in the world, but when you see what it does to your rating, you'll thank me.

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Hi Ed? Do you happen to have a large SA sticker? I have a small ding in my hull I'd like to cover...

 

OR

 

See Esteban I told you....and THEY think WE can't drive...

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We love this one and something tells us you will too. We nabbed it from our forum - thanks to anarchist US7070! This week's Caption Contest is brought to you by Dimension-Polyant Sailcloth Technology and they are providing some nice swag for the best three submissions. Have fun!

 

01/10/08

 

 

I think we got that good, now lets work on the Port side rigging.

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I think we got that good, now lets work on the Port side rigging.

 

 

I yelled Starboard he said Que ?

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