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We've got the J/80s coming in now. If the Race Committee is on their shit, they will set a windward finish 5 legger, since home is to windward. That will be awesome.

 

All divisions, reporting a windward finish.

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Bullseye

Blu Moon

Flyer

Natural Mojo

WTF

Yoga

Pied Piper

Babs

Trust Me

Tres Valle

515

Monsoon

Cujo

Lounge Act

Outhouse

 

 

DFL: Riot Act - a bro from Charleston - what happened to him??

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105 Mark Rounding

 

Just Making Wave

 

Savansa

 

Masqurade

 

Rock And Roll

 

Grace O Mailey

 

Jaded

 

Sea Shadow

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J/105's at the mark.

 

J/making waves

savasana

masqu (caught two)

rock n roll

grace o malley

jaded

sea shadow

perseverence

flame

kinscem

vmax

distant passion

max power

eclipse

bat iv

 

DFL: Tenacious.

 

Some real carnage at the mark, no crashes, just a lot of twisty sails.

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I think Nimbus is finished

 

Nice one. And I noticed that with the re-scoring, their unblemished DFL streak now has an asterick next to it, which I am sure that Teva- wearing, pasty white, and curly haired fuck-knuckle is going to use to weasle out of his wager with Espo.

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I hope that our videos help some of these guys out. J/105 sailors - watch the way that a Melges crew hoists a kite, then copy his intensity level. Some of these mastmen look like they're knitting baskets on the hoist.

 

MELGES PICS ARE UP

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We will have ALL FINISH RESULTS from this course. J/80s sailing a three legger and only five minutes from the finish. Melgi and 105s a long way away.

 

I love that we will have the finish results for race 5 before Premiere has the results up from Race 4. WTF

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Nice one. And I noticed that with the re-scoring, their unblemished DFL streak now has an asterick next to it, which I am sure that Teva- wearing, pasty white, and curly haired fuck-knuckle is going to use to weasle out of his wager with Espo.

Crap.

 

Take your shit fight to a thread that cares.

 

One guy is sailing a Farr 40 ands the other is at home. Farr 40 in the sun or J29 on the hard... hum I know where I would rather be. Who cares if they are DFL. Gotta start somewhere.

 

Oh, Clean, thanks for the Esse and Corsair stuff. Cool!

 

Mucho G.

 

Out.

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Oh, Clean, thanks for the Esse and Corsair stuff. Cool!

 

Mucho G.

 

Out.

 

 

Da Nada

 

Blue Moon Takes The SMOKE!!!

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Crap.

 

Take your shit fight to a thread that cares.

 

One guy is sailing a Farr 40 ands the other is at home. Farr 40 in the sun or J29 on the hard... hum I know where I would rather be. Who cares if they are DFL. Gotta start somewhere.

 

Oh, Clean, thanks for the Esse and Corsair stuff. Cool!

 

Mucho G.

 

Out.

 

Yea I should have said Clean/Vegas/Zar/Mer et.al. - Great stuff.

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Okay, I spoke too soon. The 80's finished somewhere else, we are up on the M-24 finish. I do think that Avet eked out a victory on the 80s.

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Yea I should have said Clean/Vegas/Zar/Mer et.al. - Great stuff.

 

 

Yeah its a full team effort out Here ~ Mer on Photog, Zars on Vid, I'm running the uploads and file moves ~ and Clean's got the Forum posts ~

 

High energy shit ~

 

Ton's of fun ~ thanks for having me

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Next year hire an orangutan to the shoot the video. This way we'll have a better change of having something worth viewing. Vegas, I hope you sail, fuck, drink, hell; everything better than you shoot video. And quite using your crackberry to shoot the damn shit.....

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Yeah its a full team effort out Here ~ Mer on Photog, Zars on Vid, I'm running the uploads and file moves ~ and Clean's got the Forum posts ~

 

High energy shit ~

 

Ton's of fun ~ thanks for having me

 

 

Guys great job on posting mark roundings/finishes so quickly. Keep the vids coming.

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Next year hire an orangutan to the shoot the video. This way we'll have a better change of having something worth viewing. Vegas, I hope you sail, fuck, drink, hell; everything better than you shoot video. And quite using your crackberry to shoot the damn shit.....

 

You ungrateful SOB

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By the way if you want to pimp like this ~ You can get your custom tattoos here

 

 

I think you guys sold everyone on CRW after this pic. The only problem for us 1D sailors is that it so close to Annapolis NOODS. Let's think about this for a minute...Annapolis = great sailing town, but's let's face it, there are a lot of guys in uniform. I think I will tell our owner that we need to go to a town that has a bunch of half naked college ladies.

 

Maybe if you guys run into Daneen from Grooverderci you can convince her to continue her anarchy in the Mumm 30 fleet and have our races moved to Charleston.

 

Keep up the great work. It is 12 degrees here and we are expecting another 3-5 of the white stuff.

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Next year hire an orangutan to the shoot the video. This way we'll have a better change of having something worth viewing. Vegas, I hope you sail, fuck, drink, hell; everything better than you shoot video. And quite using your crackberry to shoot the damn shit.....

 

 

Hey fuck head ~ I'm on the computer doing the IT uploads and file moves .

 

Mer's pics are enroute~ Hold your shit til then

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M-24s

 

Blu Moon

Bullseye

Tres Valle

Natural Mojo

WTF

I Won Yoga

Pied Piper

Monsoon

Flyer

Cujo

Full Throttle

Lounge Act

Babs

US515

Giacomel Audi

Gannet

Pegasus

Trust Me

Excellent

USA 619 (Blair Witrch)

NOR 724

Rodent

Outhouse

 

The rest we'll do by bow numbers:

 

76

62

82

89

75

103

88

95

97

99

63

86

83

84

67

92

85

74

81

60

63

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Duuudes! Whatup wit dis, from Premiere:

"1642H: 197 for phrf 5 just rounded the windward mark. Signal boat is riding along with the Corsairs on their 3rd leg upwind, going a touch over 7k. There was a collision between corsair 64 and a keel boat while we were finishing, causing him not to start the second race."

 

64 is Flight Simulator, in first place?? WHAT HAPPENED??? AAAAH! gotta know!

 

EDIT: Thank all of y'all so much!!

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Super Special Thanks to TMod and Noel from Chicago's Can Can Duex Team out with us today!

 

They rocked the Scratch sheets for us!!

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Next year hire an orangutan to the shoot the video. This way we'll have a better change of having something worth viewing. Vegas, I hope you sail, fuck, drink, hell; everything better than you shoot video. And quite using your crackberry to shoot the damn shit.....

You chubby little bitch. That was Zar on video, because I was too busy drinking. How's chicago, butterball? Nice weather?

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Duuudes! Whatup wit dis, from Premiere:

"1642H: 197 for phrf 5 just rounded the windward mark. Signal boat is riding along with the Corsairs on their 3rd leg upwind, going a touch over 7k. There was a collision between corsair 64 and a keel boat while we were finishing, causing him not to start the second race."

 

64 is Flight Simulator, in first place?? WHAT HAPPENED??? AAAAH! gotta know!

 

EDIT: Thank all of y'all so much!!

 

Shit we'll find out the full story and report ~ thanx for the update

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J/105 finish, race 5

 

Masquerade

Savasana

Makin Waves

Rock n Roll

Sea Shadow

Grace O Malley

Kinscem

Flame

Perseverence

Eclkipse

Jaded

Max Power

Achiever V

VMax

Rum At Six

Distant Passiopn

Wasabi

Gumption 3

Convexity

Bat IV

Tenacious

Forerunner

Hazard

Not Mine

Eagles Wings

Two Feather

 

 

Bow Numbers after this:

 

35

46

40

54

50

31

52

 

 

Thanks for playing, y'all. More pics and video on the way, as we are well on our way to some seriously hard drinking. What a day. Now that time ain't an issue, feel free to post your comments and suggestions. Except you - blubberboy - you can kiss my black ass. ;)

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Next year hire an orangutan to the shoot the video. This way we'll have a better change of having something worth viewing. Vegas, I hope you sail, fuck, drink, hell; everything better than you shoot video. And quite using your crackberry to shoot the damn shit.....

 

 

I'd like to see you shoot straight with a hand held camara in a bobbing boat STFU!

 

Thanks Vegas the vids are Great. :rolleyes:

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Jes*s you get close. Too close!

Who's Jes*s? I do know a chick named Jess, but she's a crackhead and she couldn't make it. We get as close as we can without affecting anyone ever. All the media and spectator boats make some wind shadow, but not much, and they're all affected the same. We've got a crackerjack boat handler as well - a scow sailor born in Minnesota. Knows his shit.

 

 

hey Mike R - we got some REALLY good pics of your kiddies, and met them last night - fun folks!

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worst name in PHRF 4 'Cutting Edge' a J-35 , those were not even cutting edge technology when they came out

 

Nice work covering this guys, I have got 0 work done this week.

That would be Leading Edge Abby.

BTW The J/35 was the Grand Prix Racer/Cruiser of its time. It's in the U.S. Sailing Hall of Fame (as I am sure your boat is as well). 25 years on, it is still a responsive, entertaining and fast boat in any condition. A Bendy 36.7 or J/105/109 can't touch it.

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Yes and you would call that a race. That is why your area produces some of the worst sailors in the world. I see Philo and his pals on Nimbus are really representing you WLIS sailors well. You must be proud!

 

Div 3 J/80s: Positions 1, 2, and 5 of 18 boats all from LIS.

Where are you from?

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I'd like to see you shoot straight with a hand held camara in a bobbing boat STFU!

 

Thanks Vegas the vids are Great. :rolleyes:

That was ZAR - and he didn't learn the two-hand trick that y'all taught me when I was on video. His other hand was occupied with a fat cuban cigar. Some things are more important than good shots, though we're looking for a video guy for the next one. Or preferably, a 21 year old, 120 lb. film student with 36 D's and a drinking problem...

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Duuudes! Whatup wit dis, from Premiere:

"1642H: 197 for phrf 5 just rounded the windward mark. Signal boat is riding along with the Corsairs on their 3rd leg upwind, going a touch over 7k. There was a collision between corsair 64 and a keel boat while we were finishing, causing him not to start the second race."

 

64 is Flight Simulator, in first place?? WHAT HAPPENED??? AAAAH! gotta know!

 

EDIT: Thank all of y'all so much!!

was up, was up, was up, with that? Oh no.

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...though we're looking for a video guy for the next one. Or preferably, a 21 year old, 120 lb. film student with 36 D's and a drinking problem...

 

High school buddy of mine is a steadycam guy for studio films.. though if you think about it you could prob get the whole kit (and the operator) from your friendly internet porn site.. I can see the sponsor's flag now...

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Next year hire an orangutan to the shoot the video. This way we'll have a better change of having something worth viewing. Vegas, I hope you sail, fuck, drink, hell; everything better than you shoot video. And quite using your crackberry to shoot the damn shit.....

careful kitty!! great job guys.makes 8 below in chi-town seem like a summer breeze. by the way he fucks well and drinks even harder. cheers

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That would be Leading Edge Abby.

BTW The J/35 was the Grand Prix Racer/Cruiser of its time. It's in the U.S. Sailing Hall of Fame (as I am sure your boat is as well). 25 years on, it is still a responsive, entertaining and fast boat in any condition. A Bendy 36.7 or J/105/109 can't touch it.

 

I was not implying that they were not a fun boat to sail ( I love racing on them) and they perform very well.

 

your right on the name it is Leading Edge, my mistake there, I just do not think they are or ever were leading edge technology. and yes I spent 8 years racing on them in the 80's and 90's

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careful kitty!! great job guys.makes 8 below in chi-town seem like a summer breeze. by the way he fucks well and drinks even harder. cheers

 

 

Thanks Baby ~ We're almost back to the dock ~ I'm off to deliver Sponges to JA2 J/105 Team Hope I'm not too Late

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You chubby little bitch. That was Zar on video, because I was too busy drinking. How's chicago, butterball? Nice weather?

 

It's cold ass shit! now I've got a head ache from watching drunkcam... Thanks.

 

Cheers fucknut

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What happened to Franco Rossini on the M24 Blu Moon today?

1-1-2-18- OUCH!

Just looking at the results, there are some bullets in race 4 that are way down in the pack.

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That was ZAR - and he didn't learn the two-hand trick that y'all taught me when I was on video. His other hand was occupied with a fat cuban cigar. Some things are more important than good shots, though we're looking for a video guy for the next one. Or preferably, a 21 year old, 120 lb. film student with 36 D's and a drinking problem...

 

Hey, how can I apply for that position? I'm a German girl, can handle a cam, have 32D and def a drinking problem ;) My boyfriend left me home this time but I'll be there next time ;)

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Hey, how can I apply for that position? I'm a German girl, can handle a cam, have 32D and def a drinking problem ;)

 

 

Send your application, resume, and full body shot to me w/o clothes and I will take care of it from there...

 

Actually to make it easier for u just send me the body shot w/o clothes and a list of your favorite alcohols and that should take care of it

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That was ZAR - and he didn't learn the two-hand trick that y'all taught me when I was on video. His other hand was occupied with a fat cuban cigar. Some things are more important than good shots, though we're looking for a video guy for the next one. Or preferably, a 21 year old, 120 lb. film student with 36 D's and a drinking problem...

 

Hey, how can I apply for that position? I'm a German girl, can handle a cam, have 32D and def a drinking problem ;) My boyfriend left me home this time but I'll be there next time ;)

you are hired! I am good at many things...fly'n chutes and reding rum and single malt bottles for re-cycleing...dipping an twrilling young girls on tne dance floor.... just got my first video camera last week, so I'm learning...and you guys are puking at your desks...HEY i was only smoking a stogie durring he 105 finish!

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Any news on J105 Orangutan?

 

From the silence so far I guess our guys are a little far back.

 

Wylie 30 Lucky Ducky is hanging in there. Go Hall & Jay.

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Just heard that Numbers trashed their huge carbon headfoil and are not having any luck finding a replacement. Big surprise there - what's it, a hundred foot?

 

Anyway, owner Dan is apparently quite cool, chilling with his boys trying to put the shit back together.

 

We're off to the party now - and by the way, PICS ARE UP, including a good J/80 wipeout in 12 knots of breeze. Asshole in the sheet!

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Great job on the Vids today Vegas,

 

I haven't watched them yet, but there are over 20 of them

 

NICE :)

 

 

Thanks Brother ~ PM me your E-mail addy I've got something to send you.. Tell your dad I said 'sup

 

BTW I'm on someone else machine PM it to _Vegas_

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It's cold ass shit! now I've got a head ache from watching drunkcam... Thanks.

 

Cheers fucknut

 

You can always watch the videos on Premier's Site...Ohh yeah that's right ...THEY DON'T HAVE ANY!!! Come to the Weather Mark next weekend, I'll give you a headache- 6 Dark an Stormeys should do the trick ;) They make them so good there

 

-Vegas

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You can always watch the videos on Premier's Site...Ohh yeah that's right ...THEY DON'T HAVE ANY!!! Come to the Weather Mark next weekend, I'll give you a headache- 6 Dark an Stormeys should do the trick ;) They make them so good there

 

-Vegas

 

'F'n A' my friend. I'll be there with my drink'n shoes on. (trick statement, all my shoes are drinking shoes)

 

 

Grateful

 

—Synonyms 1. obliged, indebted. Grateful, thankful describe an appreciative attitude for what one has received. Grateful indicates a warm or deep appreciation of personal kindness as shown to one: grateful for favors; grateful to one's neighbors for help in time of trouble. Thankful indicates a disposition to express gratitude by giving thanks, as to a benefactor or to a merciful Providence; there is often a sense of deliverance as well as of appreciation: thankful that one's life was spared in an accident; thankful for the comfort of one's general situation. 3. pleasant, gratifying, satisfying.

 

Jesus, I am an ungrateful SOB aren't I... Fuck me. :lol:

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Breeze looks really left favored, race committee may be busy on this one. Nice pin end start, is that Strategery?

Yep, strategery, but the guy making the commentary called it right, the shift came in and the strat didn't catch it.

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Espo may be right ..WLIS Representin!

Cracker vs. Nimbuscile - Hunt may have two perfect boats.

Cathexis - not perfect but close

 

On the other hand...WLIS boats leading 4 classes tonight

NY42 Bandit moves into 1st place- Ameila 2nd place

J122 Chris Dragon 1st place

J80 Rumour 1st place, Lifted 2nd place, Relentless 6th, and Spank Me making a charge

Phrf 6 One Up - 1st place

M30 Team Bold in 4th

J105 Kinscem 3rd

 

Everything is tight and everyone has to sail tomorrow

 

Any chance of a throwout?, if so, I am pushing for Relentless for the J80's for maybe 2nd or 3rd.

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Next year hire an orangutan to the shoot the video. This way we'll have a better change of having something worth viewing. Vegas, I hope you sail, fuck, drink, hell; everything better than you shoot video. And quite using your crackberry to shoot the damn shit.....

Trust me, Zar does all of those things well. Quit your blubbering, Blubberboy. Line for service if you've got game.

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Dinos got the pin ~

 

They're lining up ~ and Gun!

 

Incognito in is first

 

Cool Breeze in 2nd

 

Bright Stat 3rd

 

Tribute is hosed ~ They waited too long in this shit

 

The left side is looking like the way to go today ~

 

Tribute hasn't even cleared yet ~ What are they waiting for.

Vegas, you need to stop drinking while on the water. Our supposedly terrible start on Tribute had the vast majority of the fleet getting crossed by us on the first tack. Seems a little odd since we're the the slowest boat in the division and we were "hosed" on the start.

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Any news on J105 Orangutan?

 

From the silence so far I guess our guys are a little far back.

 

Wylie 30 Lucky Ducky is hanging in there. Go Hall & Jay.

 

 

a little far back, how about Charles Atlas holding up the 105 fleet. Nice guys, but unfortunately outclassed at this regatta.

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Temps in S. MD 25, snow most of the day...

 

A major relief, in the form of the reports of the day...The SA crew and the group from Preimere, a huge thumbs-Up!

 

If I could just sit in the bath-tub, and have a bikini laden miss, dump crystal blue key-west water on me, life would be complete!

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Oh, BTW...

 

Ironic, seeing a T-10, and a J-29 working for top honors in PHRF-5...

You have no idea how frustating that is. Those two boats seem to be in the perfect spot for every wind shift. I might be the first one in PHRF history to admit it, but it's not the ratings. Those two crews are sailing the shit out of their boats.

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You have no idea how frustating that is. Those two boats seem to be in the perfect spot for every wind shift. I might be the first one in PHRF history to admit it, but it's not the ratings. Those two crews are sailing the shit out of their boats.

 

Their you go!

and hopefully somebody's listening... Raced against "SeeFest" during last years Anapolis Noods. Well sailed boat and great folks!

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You have no idea how frustating that is. Those two boats seem to be in the perfect spot for every wind shift. I might be the first one in PHRF history to admit it, but it's not the ratings. Those two crews are sailing the shit out of their boats.

Don't feel badly, it's not you. Bill Buckles has the KWRW T10 strategy/bombshell plan pretty well honed at this point. You're being spanked by very good, veteran sailors. No shame in that.

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dont know if they will have a throwout.. but you def have a shot for 3rd. only 4 points out with 3 races tomorrow and 19 boats

 

i dont see klinger or storck losing 1st + 2nd. wud be great to see stork beat an over rated pro.

 

From the sailing instructions:

 

For the Farr 40, J/105, M 30, and Swan 42 Classes only, a boat’s series score will be the total of her race scores without exclusion. For all other classes, a boat’s worst score will be excluded from her series score if seven or more races have been completed subject to rule 89.3(B).

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RC intention is 3 races for today. I can't believe I have to wake up in 5 hours and do it again. I drank 10 vodkas on a Feadship 140' tonight. We have the greatest surprise ever planned for tomorrow if my intel is accurate. You're really gonna wanna see this.

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RC intention is 3 races for today. I can't believe I have to wake up in 5 hours and do it again. I drank 10 vodkas on a Feadship 140' tonight. We have the greatest surprise ever planned for tomorrow if my intel is accurate. You're really gonna wanna see this.

 

bad new, Its 1:30...I just left Vegas at captian Tony's......you guys think my hand was shaking today???? I set an alarm for 7:00, but feel free to call..... I loved time spent with Dixie, Noel and Mer, but we might need some high wind rated strippers today... the wind is already up

z

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Who's Jes*s? I do know a chick named Jess, but she's a crackhead and she couldn't make it. We get as close as we can without affecting anyone ever. All the media and spectator boats make some wind shadow, but not much, and they're all affected the same. We've got a crackerjack boat handler as well - a scow sailor born in Minnesota. Knows his shit.

 

 

hey Mike R - we got some REALLY good pics of your kiddies, and met them last night - fun folks!

 

So....WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY (pics I mean). Mama wants to know!

 

Thanks for all the good work. (sarcasm on) I know how difficult it must have been (sarcasm off).

 

Cheers,

 

MikeR

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Trust me, Zar does all of those things well. Quit your blubbering, Blubberboy. Line for service if you've got game.

 

OK, its official, you're my favorite x GF

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Starlight, Jeff Ecklund's dad's boat, is up here hanging out. Gorgeous boat - that's the one on which buddy melges pinched Mer's friend's ass at worlds in Key Largo

 

LOL

Now this is the incredible commentary you can't get anywhere else. Hope we don't lose you to some big sports affiliate channel...oh wait, you are an anarchist and would never sell out,...AND this IS a big affiliate Thanks for the commentary, keep it coming.

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OK, its official, you're my favorite x GF

Happy to oblige. Wait until you see what I did for you on the "Where is ZAR?" thread.

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neilk and mamaclean hope you all are now celebrating one year!!! last year at this time we were at sister clean's house prewedding dining. we love you and your reporting! ;)

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