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"I was only trying to defost the fridge with a knife when all of a sudden the knife went through the hull"

Wow, that's one of the great old Patriot Super Bowl excuses!

(you yung-uns can google Irving Fryar)

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Ted Williams boat follows same fate.

 

He who swims with the fishes is dead sons a bitches.

 

Proof that sailing is the coolest sport in existence.

 

Sailing submarine makes US debut.

 

We don't need no stinkin cooler.

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Bowman to Skipper upon first seeing boat, "I think the port upper shroud needs to come in about four full turns."

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Ring, Ring

 

"Hello"

 

"Hey Bill, did you get to the boat to take it off the lift before the tide got too low?"

 

"Yup"

 

"You remembered the plug right?"

 

Silence

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Yard Mgr. "Mr. Smith, you know how you said you wanted to haul out in the spring and I suggested other options."

 

Mr. Smith. "Yes."

 

Yard Mgr. "Now there are no options."

 

Mr. Smith. "What do I do?"

 

Yard Mgr. "Punt."

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1) "I wanted a cool boat but this is ridiculous!"

 

2) Jimmy thought to himself "Why does God hate me?"

 

3) 27 foot Catalina for sale. Outboard 9.9 hp, sails new in 2002, bilge pump needs replacing. As is where is $1200.

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Now, our boat is right over he......................................

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Sign in rigging:

 

FOR SALE

 

WetSail 32

 

Needs cosmetics

 

Best Offer

 

Phone 800 WET-BOAT

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So in effigy of Reid Stowe, I hereby name this boat, My Cape Horn Cruiser.

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Glad I'm not the tensionometer... Brrr...

 

Or

 

Bartender, one J24 please, on the rocks.

 

Or

 

Introducing the Mac 26MSS (motor sailing sub) - now the worst of three worlds.

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What's it rate? :P

 

Team Frosty ups the ante on the BOM76 and Burns-O-Matic with their own new design!

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"Perhaps Team Frosty was not quite as ready for the Winter Series as they thought."..This week's caption contest is brought to you by CST Composites. Have fun!

 

02/07/07

 

Well at least the floating dock is still above water

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Team Frosty took the Winter series Sailing instructions little too seriously

 

25. Haul Out Restrictions, Breathing Apparatus and Plastic Pools

The Regatta will be conducted as a wet series. All boats shall be in the water before 0930 hours on the day of the first scheduled race and remain in the water for the duration of the series.

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