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Who is the craziest, most ignorant, hysterical asshole on this forum

Who is the craziest, most ignorant, hysterical asshole on this forum  

108 members have voted

  1. 1. Championship Vote:

    • J_T / AG
      14
    • Killery Again Man
      48
    • D Mon
      17
    • aA
      8
    • Carl D
      22
  2. 2. Runner-Up Vote:

    • Aka GP
      59
    • Ned
      11
    • elle
      7
    • mainsheetgirl
      17
    • benwynn
      15


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It's times like this when I appreciate the fact that I have the power to be invisible......

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Voting makes me jumpy.

 

Screw you and your mikey moore hate blame lied died mentality, you unhappy, lying, liberal.

 

Ben

 

PS: Sorry. I'm just on the campaign trail.

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elle, you and myself have a nice three way going.

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elle, you and myself have a nice three way going.

Eh-em...PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

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elle, you and myself have a nice three way going.

 

I feel like a need a cigarette all of a sudden.

 

And I don't even smoke.

 

Ben

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Ben, I voted for you only because I knew it meant so much to you.

 

Having to choose between Carl and Malarkey was the tough one though. And poor Ned may not even get a vote. Solo sucks at this.

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Ben, I voted for you only because I knew it meant so much to you.

 

Having to choose between Carl and Malarkey was the tough one though. And poor Ned may not even get a vote. Solo sucks at this.

dammit! now i'm losing the three way!

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Is it wrong to vote for yourself?

define 'wrong'

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i'm betting the candidate that takes this thing is the one with the smallest cauckus...

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i'm betting the candidate that takes this thing is the one with the smallest cauckus...

 

 

 

Oooooh...aA said thing..............

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dammit! now i'm losing the three way!

 

# way? There are no losers.....

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# way? There are no losers.....

:( it's not a three way anymore...they are two up on me :P:lol:

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:( it's not a three way anymore...they are two up on me :P:lol:

i'd help you but i have forgotten how to steal carly's id. :(

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Screw you and your mikey moore hate blame lied died mentality, you unhappy, lying, liberal.

 

Ben

 

PS: Sorry. I'm just on the campaign trail.

 

 

shut the fuck up. you're not even funny.

 

aA to beat D Mon? told you so!

 

s.

 

 

Sol warned me that everyone would be mean to me, when he told me to come here. It must be part of the charm. Sol is mean to me too. I get very nervous when people are mean to me.

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Is it wrong to vote for yourself?

That was my question!

 

 

Gp should have been in the top running-- He has ignorant and asshole down to a tee

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That was my question!

 

 

Gp should have been in the top running-- He has ignorant and asshole down to a tee

To your credit you aren't particularly crazy or hysterical.

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akagp gets style points.

 

he deserves a shot at the title

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To your credit you aren't particularly crazy or hysterical.

Are those mitigating or aggravating circumstances?

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my poor unlucky brotato ned is taking it on the chin from all of solo's alts

 

 

LEAVE NED ALONE S.!

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B)-->

QUOTE(Jeff B @ Jun 4 2008, 06:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just want to know what Ned did to piss off comrade solo enough to "make the list". Because whatever it was, I gotta try it.

 

btw - Nice to see akageepee getting the recognition he deserves!

 

 

Jeff, It's a family secret. You gotta go to NYC and see the cleavage lady at the Indian place for pupus and drinks. Then you'll understand.

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my poor unlucky brotato ned is taking it on the chin from all of solo's alts

LEAVE NED ALONE S.!

 

I can feel the love. whatever.

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Guest One of Five

Not even an honorable mention...

 

I am crushed. I guess that's what happens... out of sight out of mind. ;)

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These butterfly ballots get me confused every time. Who built the voting machines, Diebold?

 

No, Caterpillar.

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Is it wrong to vote for yourself?

 

Voting is like play. If you're doing it to yourself, you could be a loser.

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I think we should have a grand champion super asshole poll (or pole, depending on one's inclination (NTTAWWT)), between:

 

A: Killery Again Man

B: Dagger Bored

C: U Bent Stom

D: Nailing Malarkey

E: aA

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i think a more importent questione

 

is

 

how many times will Carl D deny your defeat in the first round of this pole.

 

as evadent.

 

s.eg>

We all have our off days.

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what fun!

Damn you to your domain, Satan! Go to home! I hate to be reminded I am 2nd runner up. Go make Helms fist Malarkey's dead son or something.

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Damn you to your domain, Satan! Go to home! I hate to be reminded I am 2nd runner up. Go make Helms fist Malarkey's dead son or something.

Ouch, now that was nasty. I LIKE IT! Say something bad about a Honda Ridgeline now.

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This was big fun. We may need to update some of the names....

 

Oh Ya...Problem is the aliases vie with themselves for line honors! (How thinly can you spread 'crazy', anyway?)

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Can't we just stop splashing each other and have a toke?

Wheaties Box Athletes for $500 .....who is Michael Phelps?

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This was big fun. We may need to update some of the names....

 

Oh Ya...Problem is the aliases vie with themselves for line honors! (How thinly can you spread 'crazy', anyway?)

It would seem to be a recurring problem.

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The user name changes but the grand champion super asshole (super-genius) remains the same.

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The user name changes but the grand champion super asshole (super-genius) remains the same.

Prescient

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Bam!

 

Maybe we need one of these between Killery Again Man and Simple Jack.

 

And a bit more than a year later, it seems that we do.

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Or maybe a poll on which of the various Dr_Malarkey, super-genius, monikers, was (or is) the most hilarious?

 

BTW, my vote would go for the OD (original douchebag), "Nailing Malarkey", for his flamboyant entrance, half-baked elaborate sockage, and most spectacular meltdown / banning.

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The user name changes but the grand champion super asshole (super-genius) remains the same.

I vote for chuck d. Runner up mark k. followed neck and neck by d'jackass in a third...

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The user name changes but the grand champion super asshole (super-genius) remains the same.

I vote for chuck d. Runner up mark k. followed neck and neck by d'jackass in a third...

Mark? Seriously? I appreciate the mention as I rarely win anything. You manage to accomplish the subject of this thread in fewer words than any poster I can think of. Deflecting from Malarkey gets bonus points, still not enough to win anything.

 

I assume you mean me but that is the least clever attempt to insult me in my history of posting here. Going to have to subtract points for that. Try reverting back to fewer words and more :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

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The only one up there with a lifetime ban has the most votes. Sometimes these polls get it right.

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I'm just hoping I'm the Hysterical Asshole To Be Named Later......

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The user name changes but the grand champion super asshole (super-genius) remains the same.

I vote for chuck d. Runner up mark k. followed neck and neck by d'jackass in a third...

Mark? Seriously? I appreciate the mention as I rarely win anything. You manage to accomplish the subject of this thread in fewer words than any poster I can think of. Deflecting from Malarkey gets bonus points, still not enough to win anything.

 

I assume you mean me but that is the least clever attempt to insult me in my history of posting here. Going to have to subtract points for that. Try reverting back to fewer words and more :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Dude, I like having Mark K around. Good perspectives.......wrong sometimes but still quality input. Chuck.....haven't seen much of him but valued his input as well....even though he was frequently wrong :lol: . Seriously, I really like contrary opinions to my own when presented with some logic. It adds value to my own opinions when tested against well constructed arguments. Why the hell else would anyone come here.....................

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The user name changes but the grand champion super asshole (super-genius) remains the same.

I vote for chuck d. Runner up mark k. followed neck and neck by d'jackass in a third...

Mark? Seriously? I appreciate the mention as I rarely win anything. You manage to accomplish the subject of this thread in fewer words than any poster I can think of. Deflecting from Malarkey gets bonus points, still not enough to win anything.

 

I assume you mean me but that is the least clever attempt to insult me in my history of posting here. Going to have to subtract points for that. Try reverting back to fewer words and more :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Dude, I like having Mark K around. Good perspectives.......wrong sometimes but still quality input. Chuck.....haven't seen much of him but valued his input as well....even though he was frequently wrong :lol: . Seriously, I really like contrary opinions to my own when presented with some logic. It adds value to my own opinions when tested against well constructed arguments. Why the hell else would anyone come here.....................

 

^^^^^ What he said. I don't have much time for emotional arguments - but, from those who bother to offer a basis for their perspective, I've at the least gained a better understanding of where they come from - and that, my friends, at least oughta lead to somebody ordering another round.

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Yikes, I almost forgot Spitball Ed.... :lol:

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How about the Nailing Malarkey Perpetual? It would be the only trophy in the world that gets multiple nameplates on it, yet never leaves one guy's trophy case.

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The JeffB Memorial CUNT award.

 

 

He's all alone there, in some rarified hair.....

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The JeffB Memorial CUNT award.

 

I like it! You can be the inaugural recipient.

Actually Jeff, the award would go to the member who uses the most juvenile and frequently homophobic insults when losing an argument. That would not be me.

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I miss Solo. Assuming his banishment is over, he should be drafted to return, with the threat of a turn on the Nailing Malarkey Ridgeline/Rascal Scooter cart as punishment for non compliance.

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just paranoid, he says, rightly so

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I miss Solo. Assuming his banishment is over, he should be drafted to return, with the threat of a turn on the Nailing Malarkey Ridgeline/Rascal Scooter cart as punishment for non compliance.

 

Solo's banishment is self imposed, so good luck with that.

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i totally forgot i was on the runner up poll....

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i totally forgot i was on the runner up poll....

 

So did I. And we got our asses kicked too.

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i totally forgot i was on the runner up poll....

 

So did I. And we got our asses kicked too.

indeed. hard to beat gp it the crazy asshole category.

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Somebody said he wasn't happy with how his crew was performing one day so he gathered up everybody's lunch and snacks and threw them overboard. He did not deny it.

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Somebody said he wasn't happy with how his crew was performing one day so he gathered up everybody's lunch and snacks and threw them overboard. He did not deny it.

Why the FUCK would you feed the under-performers? Seems socialistical to me.

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I kind of respect akagp. He walked away onlike happy jack off

Walked away or court ordered?

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Somebody said he wasn't happy with how his crew was performing one day so he gathered up everybody's lunch and snacks and threw them overboard. He did not deny it.

Why the FUCK would you feed the under-performers? Seems socialistical to me.

Indeed.

 

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Of course you would rather believe Bligh to that which Hollywood made him out to be rather than the sailor he actually was. Figures.

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Of course you would rather believe Bligh to that which Hollywood made him out to be rather than the sailor he actually was. Figures.

So you strongly advocate GP. Figures.

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Didn't take No.2 very long to get his asshat back on.

 

I believe it is permanently attached.

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I would like to nominate BJ Porter for pinning the perp thread.... :ph34r:

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I miss Do Rag

alot

 

and then there were six

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The place just is not the same without Solo.

true...

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