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Editor, June 10, 2008 in Caption Anarchy
Can you guys hand the leatherman forward! I have small problem.
"Dude I can fix it"
"You can't fix that!"
"Relax, my dads a TV repair man, he has the ultimate tool set!"
in my best ralph wigam voice, "aww, i bent my wookie!"
Bob is definitly NOT my uncle!
FUCKING GORILLA - EASE THE GUY!
POLE UP! POLE UP! POLE UP!
Skipper to Bow: “HOW DO YOU STEER WITH THAT THING?”
DIVE, DIVE........hold it....the periscope is toast!!!!!
Samurai douse gone wrong.
When the wind pipes up, we use one of those bendy poles to help us get around the corners.
Look Skip: everyone else is having a straight pole, even the guy that sold you this brand new "easy-gybe-system" for 500 bucks.
Okay that did not work, this time release the tack line first....
New pole allows us to fly the chute around a corner.
uhhm . . . made!
The etchells have been around for decades, evidently so have the beer girls!
Dude, this is the second pole in a week. Next time you're off the team.
Yeah, I heard about articulating poles too, but, this is not what they mean.
Who, the fuck, called for the Leatherman Douse?
Skipper to Bow: "That's what you get for trying to show off! At least mine still works and isn't bent beyond repair!"
houston, we have a problem..........
keep pumping, this inflatable pole needs at least 100 psi!
"Like a good neighbor State Farm is there"
You know, I told him the two piece pole thing wasn't a good idea but he wouldn't listen.
Damnit!, Not again!!!!!
"well at least the painted cardboard pole looked good"
DAMN! Bob sure does look good in those new foulies by SailFast
Did you order the Double-Samuari douse?!?
See if you can get a better rating for a shorter pole.
When thoughts of Gina Gershon and Scarlett Johansson didn't do the trick, Billy resigned himself to a life of doom and unmitigated failure.
i said a dip pole gybe...
guy next to the skipper says to the skip: "he broke his pole, and he's shooting blanks...."
"boom made, what's next?
This is not what i had in mind when i signed up for sailing lessons.
Those new carry-on restrictions are causing all sorts of unexpected trouble....what's next, paying for luggage??? Uhhhh.
Do you think the guys we borrowed this from will notice?
at least the other guy fell of his horse
1) It's not you. It's me....
2) Maybe if I rub on it enough it will straighten back out.
For erections lasting more than 8 hours, please consult your bowman...
This might be a bad time but i have just thought of the greatest "that's what she said joke" of all time.
(Crew to Skipper)
"Fantastic rings, Rob... so how's this going to work again?"
"I don't know, he calls its the anglimetrical.... Says it's a french design..."
"Great, but will it get the stern back in the water?"
Anyone got any Viagra????
Mongo no like to be fluffer.
Pole have elbow now so Mongo can ship cheaper.
Mongo like play triangle songs.
"I'm sorry...This has never happened to me before..."
That BLOWjob split my pole!!!!
Come on get up! get up already!!!!!!
Hmm, what would MacGyver do in a situation like this?
The Skipper began to realized he should have paid the USSA fee to helm after all.
Some of the Etchells fleet were experimenting a new type of inflatable spinnaker pole to assist in rapid gybing.
"I knew I shouldn't have bought the pole from that Cautious Conrad guy . . . "
The dinner and drinks seemed to go well....
if you play with it too much, blindness is the least of your worries
This is what the letter "A" looks like, almost. Like the first letter in Australia. Now, watch me turn this into the letter "P" like in Pitch Pole.
The second malfunctioning pole the owner's wife saw that day...
I’m done with your daughter now send up your wife.
And suddenly Joe realized why the skipper told him not to perform his pole dancing routine on the foredeck.
so now which is the outboard end?
Foredecky to skipper:
Guess what I broke the pole all by myself.
Skipper: okay guys, stick his big tow in the mast ring, his thumb in the guy, the up haul around his waste and hoist the sucker.
Yep, your right skip, its definately to rough to pitch a tent
"i swear. this never happened to me before."
So how does this one-size fits all pole work again???
I'm ready for a smoke . . .
I knew the inflatable pole was a bad idea...
"Lewinsky, get up here and blow this thing back up!"
no worries skipper. could you tighten the foreguy just a smidge though?
Bowman: Well this brings new meaning to whiskey dick....
Mr Happy aborts the mission.
Uhh Skip... If you dig the bow down another foot I can read my home made sextant.
SHIT! What did Jud say to do if this happens?
BMWO works out the kinks with their radical new AC spin pole.
Alinghi praises the new innovation, then files lawsuit about it 30 minutes later.
Viagra: When you can't seem to get the gybe right.
David Beckham takes a break from football to try his hand at sailing and finds that captains get real mad when you "bend it".
Skipper : Now that he worked the pole too damn much the next thing you know, he's going to go blind.......
" I heard they bend up in the northern hemisphere"
Bowman to Skipper;
"Umm yah...my bad skip. I'll get the first round."
"Ahh, its ok, not my boat anyway. I'm just driving for some rich guy who can't even make silver fleet. Now if you'll excuse me I need to pitch-pull the boat more so that the story I feed to the owner will be more believable. In fact, go ahead and 'fall off' the boat now so we REALLY have a story for the guys at the bar and the owner..."
Realizing he left the bong in the van, Spicoli decides to improvise.
this would be my vote, but spicoli would never leave his bong in the van...
and somewhere in the world chuck norris flexed, again without considering the consequences.
"Damn, now what do I do--I lost the assembly instructions for the IKEA spinnaker pole"
I guess we will need a Mac26X to tow us in....
Helmsman to Bowman: "Usually the pole gets put away on the boom or foredeck, but I suppose it can go in the the spare spinnaker bag for now"
I told you, they said you can't use it for more than four hours at a time, you gotta call a doctor. Now we need a refill!
I just dont what happened........it was like that when I got here.....not me.......i wasnt alive when it happened
Hey skip, get ready for a call from Helen Clarke - I think we just ran over the power cord to NZ.
I said GUY OFF the FORE.........***bang***..............get it......
... 97, 98, 99 Change. Damn, I just can't get it up.
There is more than a few etchell miles sitting on the side of this ship...
H looks down, jeez bertrand crashed too,
Spottos thinking bertrand crashed and he had beasho on the bow
Micko's thinking thank christ bertrand crashed too......
Unfortunately, the Viagra hadn't quite kicked in yet.
Its not my fault skip,I havn't gybed a pole since smart people started sailing fast boats with sprits that went over waves not under them.
For the first time since it was designed 147 years ago the Etchells fleet decided to have a rule change and allow sprits.Unfortunetely with the average crew age being 82 no one could work out how to assemble this frightning new technology. Etchell owners may reply via thier normal means of carrier pigeon or telegram.
Hey, did you take your (blue) pills today ?...
Houston we have a problem...
uhmm ahhh Boss? Do you have any more of these "pinnucker rolls"?
it was then that he realized what Al over on 22715 had been doing hanging around the drystalls that morning
(That's a double score....one for the caption, one for the thread)
Damn no pole dancing to night!