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Ah, Skipper?

 

See if you can get a better rating for a shorter pole.

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i said a dip pole gybe...

 

guy next to the skipper says to the skip: "he broke his pole, and he's shooting blanks...."

 

"boom made, what's next?

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(Crew to Skipper)

"Fantastic rings, Rob... so how's this going to work again?"

"I don't know, he calls its the anglimetrical.... Says it's a french design..."

"Great, but will it get the stern back in the water?"

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Got Pole?

 

Oi, mates!

 

This is what the letter "A" looks like, almost. Like the first letter in Australia. Now, watch me turn this into the letter "P" like in Pitch Pole.

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I’m done with your daughter now send up your wife.

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And suddenly Joe realized why the skipper told him not to perform his pole dancing routine on the foredeck.

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Foredecky to skipper:

Guess what I broke the pole all by myself.

 

Skipper: okay guys, stick his big tow in the mast ring, his thumb in the guy, the up haul around his waste and hoist the sucker.

 

Crusty Snippets

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"i swear. this never happened to me before."

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Uhh Skip... If you dig the bow down another foot I can read my home made sextant.

 

or

 

SHIT! What did Jud say to do if this happens?

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Skipper : Now that he worked the pole too damn much the next thing you know, he's going to go blind.......

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Bowman to Skipper;

"Umm yah...my bad skip. I'll get the first round."

 

Skipper;

"Ahh, its ok, not my boat anyway. I'm just driving for some rich guy who can't even make silver fleet. Now if you'll excuse me I need to pitch-pull the boat more so that the story I feed to the owner will be more believable. In fact, go ahead and 'fall off' the boat now so we REALLY have a story for the guys at the bar and the owner..."

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Realizing he left the bong in the van, Spicoli decides to improvise.

 

 

this would be my vote, but spicoli would never leave his bong in the van...

 

 

and somewhere in the world chuck norris flexed, again without considering the consequences.

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Helmsman to Bowman: "Usually the pole gets put away on the boom or foredeck, but I suppose it can go in the the spare spinnaker bag for now"

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I just dont what happened........it was like that when I got here.....not me.......i wasnt alive when it happened

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There is more than a few etchell miles sitting on the side of this ship...

 

H looks down, jeez bertrand crashed too,

Spottos thinking bertrand crashed and he had beasho on the bow

Micko's thinking thank christ bertrand crashed too......

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For the first time since it was designed 147 years ago the Etchells fleet decided to have a rule change and allow sprits.Unfortunetely with the average crew age being 82 no one could work out how to assemble this frightning new technology. Etchell owners may reply via thier normal means of carrier pigeon or telegram.

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