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Misty May's Ass

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Tripp,

 

Was that last pic (in the pink) taken from the front or back?

 

Looks a little "stained" too!

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww......

If thats from the front, she put her fingers on backwards that morning. . .

Maybe those aren't HER fingers, eh?

 

Might explain the extra "essense".

Will FDC please give a Tant rating on this one!

Sorry Diva, no tant there, just good old fashioned ass sweat. It happens, and there isn't much you can do about it.

 

Sumpin, ya, there is a lot of butt smackin' in volleyball (for future reference, it is volleyball, not volley ball, and the terms 'bump' and 'spike' are only used by elementary school gym teachers and Trekkies, who we point and laugh at before hitting the ball in their general direction as hard as possible), and if I even went into the hugging and showering that goes on behind the scenes, I'm not sure that the boys of sailing anarchy could take it. I do encourage all those criticizing May's thighs to reevaluate their statements as chances are she is 4x as quick on sand, and 80x the athlete you'll ever be. These girls are real, not airbrushed, and are there because of their passion for competition and for the game, not to model. Granted Welsh is my personal favorite, but regardless these women are hot, not just because of their physical attributes or the intimacy that forms between teammates, but because they work their asses off (no pun intended) and give everything they have to win- the competitive spirit makes them hot.

Misty May great athlete agreed and yes it would be too much for me knowing what goes on in the shower......wait no it wouldn't, PLEASE tell me.

No use of bump or spike by me...

When I was younger, much younger I played Volleyball, for fun mind you and I still hit the ball around (see I didn't use bump) at the beach.

I'm a fan of the sport and watched all of the games I could. My son is a very good high school and club player. See I told you, old guy here!

Misty May....I, I,I, like Misty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yes she is a great athlete and I like her thighs.

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I can't vouch for May's seaworthiness, but as a volleyball player I can say that the bikinis are indeed more for function than to look good.

If this is true, why don't the men wear skimpy Speedo's. Don't get me wrong, I love the sport and I love scanty clad, good looking women, but let's tell the truth. It is about the money. With baggy clothes, not as many men would watch, the sport would be less popular, less tickets sold, less sponorship and TV time.

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Tripp,

 

Was that last pic (in the pink) taken from the front or back?

 

Looks a little "stained" too!

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww......

If thats from the front, she put her fingers on backwards that morning. . .

Maybe those aren't HER fingers, eh?

 

Might explain the extra "essense".

Will FDC please give a Tant rating on this one!

Sorry Diva, no tant there, just good old fashioned ass sweat. It happens, and there isn't much you can do about it.

 

Sumpin, ya, there is a lot of butt smackin' in volleyball (for future reference, it is volleyball, not volley ball, and the terms 'bump' and 'spike' are only used by elementary school gym teachers and Trekkies, who we point and laugh at before hitting the ball in their general direction as hard as possible), and if I even went into the hugging and showering that goes on behind the scenes, I'm not sure that the boys of sailing anarchy could take it. I do encourage all those criticizing May's thighs to reevaluate their statements as chances are she is 4x as quick on sand, and 80x the athlete you'll ever be. These girls are real, not airbrushed, and are there because of their passion for competition and for the game, not to model. Granted Welsh is my personal favorite, but regardless these women are hot, not just because of their physical attributes or the intimacy that forms between teammates, but because they work their asses off (no pun intended) and give everything they have to win- the competitive spirit makes them hot.

Misty May great athlete agreed and yes it would be too much for me knowing what goes on in the shower......wait no it wouldn't, PLEASE tell me.

No use of bump or spike by me...

When I was younger, much younger I played Volleyball, for fun mind you and I still hit the ball around (see I didn't use bump) at the beach.

I'm a fan of the sport and watched all of the games I could. My son is a very good high school and club player. See I told you, old guy here!

Misty May....I, I,I, like Misty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yes she is a great athlete and I like her thighs.

 

 

Sounds like you also like FDC........

She likes younger dudes, I've heard, with more hair on their heads and more meat on their bones.

That eliminates you do to age.

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What is all this talk about Misty? Kerri is a total cutie. God it would be a crime against nature if she doesn't have a BF. But if not I volunteer.

another thread for another day?

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As they say in New Zealand, Tim... NAAW-ICE!

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this thread really needs more pictures, dammit!

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this thread really needs more pictures, dammit!

Not Misty.. but will do for now. That is one fine ass. Tahk you my Brazilian friends.

 

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this thread really needs more pictures, dammit!

Not Misty.. but will do for now. That is one fine ass. Tahk you my Brazilian friends.

 

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Ohhhhh, Misty has competition.

NIIICE

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capt.olyvbb13508221802.greece_olympics_beach_volleyball_olyvbb135.jpg

Misty was on NBC yesterday playing in some tourney. Might have gotten rid of the Olympic G-String and did a peel up to a 1.5oz. Code Zero

 

More sq footage to cover that ass.

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Off the court, no makeup; here is your Misty May.

 

Holy Shit....What a shock. But I always remember what my "Ol' Grand Dad" used to say. Your Not Looking At The Mantle piece When Your Poke'n The Fire".

 

God I miss Him.......

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beachvolleyball2.jpg

 

2008 image, which is better 2008 or '04

Misty lost some pounds on er arse since 2004. Look at Bush slap er with the back of his hand. Pathetic fool.

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Some of you may complain that this dosnt belong in the sailing forum, but dosn't this chick have some kind of ass on her? How do I know? Because its hanging out of her G string and she is pulling the suit out of her crack every 10 seconds.

http://www.shotfile.com/AVP/MistyMay/photo5.jpg

 

i guess it could have been worse, assman could have posted pics of the Russian syncro male divers?

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I can't vouch for May's seaworthiness, but as a volleyball player I can say that the bikinis are indeed more for function than to look good. If you are going to be out in the sun you want to be wearing as little clothing as possible, and preferably not baggy. If you look at most Division 1 teams, they wear spandex and close fitting shirts so that they don't get annoyed by baggy clothes and so that they don't get floor burn. On the beach scene you don't want sand getting stuck in a t-shirt, so you eliminate it, but you still need support for the breasts and a sport cut bikini top does a far better job of that than a standard one piece suit. Granted the uniforms do help the popularity of the sport, but few good players get ready for a match by thinking, "Ok, which outfit do I look best in and which is going to show off my ass the best." We generally think more in terms of practicality.

 

 

 

We need posts like this.

 

Where has FDC gone?

 

Where?

 

WTF?

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We need posts like this.

 

Where has FDC gone?

 

Where?

 

WTF?

I sail with her from time to time. She is one of my favorite spin trimmers to drive for as few pro's I've raced with trim as well.

 

I think you annoyed her to the point that she never even logs onto SA anymore. She's likely more productive at work than you or I.

 

Feather in your cap?

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Anyone else notice how often they pat each other on the ass?

 

Are they simply taunting us or is that an important strategy for beach volleyball?

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Anyone else notice how often they pat each other on the ass?

 

Are they simply taunting us or is that an important strategy for beach volleyball?

 

Hmmm... sounds like a lengthy and expensive study is in order. Shall I proceed?

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Anyone else notice how often they pat each other on the ass?

 

Are they simply taunting us or is that an important strategy for beach volleyball?

 

Both and no complaints…

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Ass patting is hot.

 

Chicks that do that put out.

 

DoRag, that was priceless. We could all learn from you. You're kinda like Yoda.

 

"Chicks that do that put out." You must have all your middle-school buddies undivided attention.

 

BTW, do you mean they'll let you get to second base on the first date?

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Do I really need to remind everyone that this thread is about Misty May's ass?

 

WTF?

Thank you. I was about to suggest this should go to PA if they can't keep on top of Misty.

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Thank you. I was about to suggest this should go to PA if they can't keep on top of Misty.

 

Is there anyone here who can "keep on top of Misty"? I'd give it a sporting try.

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Do I really need to remind everyone that this thread is about Misty May's ass?

 

WTF?

 

Yea, but the Olympics have so much going on

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<span style='color:blue'><span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='font-family:Optima'>What is all this talk about Misty? Kerri is a total cutie. God it would be a crime against nature if she doesn't have a BF. But if not I volunteer.</span></span></span>

she's married...

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Yea, but the Olympics have so much going on

 

Hanson_dateline.jpg

 

"Hi there, why don't you have a seat?"

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Does that necessarily preclude her from having a boyfriend? Sometimes this place can be so provincial.

you'd probably have to ask her husband....

 

i'd be ok with being her boyfriend tho...

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Hmmm............it is nice but now 5'9" 150lbs a few years from now 5'9" 175 maybe......not so nice!

 

 

Isn't that the same risk with any woman. she might get heavier as she ages. I certainly don't look at a hot ass, and then tell myself, well once she pushes maximum density she will look not so nice. No its just a better reason to get a good look right now.

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Isn't that the same risk with any woman. she might get heavier as she ages. I certainly don't look at a hot ass, and then tell myself, well once she pushes maximum density she will look not so nice. No its just a better reason to get a good look right now.

 

Your right, same risk with any woman. I will take the tall blonde first anytime!!!!

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Not might. She will get heavier both physically and mentally. Honey-do lists interfere with a man's right-to-life. See Row vs.Sail.

 

 

IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU?

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