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Misty May's Ass

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Some of you may complain that this dosnt belong in the sailing forum, but dosn't this chick have some kind of ass on her? How do I know? Because its hanging out of her G string and she is pulling the suit out of her crack every 10 seconds.

 

Anyone know a camerman who can get us an end zone shot while she is bent over awaiting to return serve? If we all chip in a fiver we can get an editor to put it on the telly for a few secs.. whoops! Hey Katie.. whats that? I can see the little man in the boat!

 

And why can't we get some volleyball players with some tits? The Jappers have bigger titties for Christsakes.

 

(no offense meant to women, Jappers, Christ, etc)

 

 

http://www.shotfile.com/AVP/MistyMay/photo5.jpg

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I have a nice ass.....

too hairy for my taste

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Have to be atleast 16 to be in the games.Therefore here in Florida if she says yes.It's all good.

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Not much. Some of the female gymnists have such small bodies they look like cartoon characters with overly big heads.

 

The big question to me is why the lady volleyball players wear bikini's and the softball and field hockey players don't? Sellin' a bit of sizzle there at the volley ball court, eh? Show the tall tan girls but leave the clothes on the beefy field sport girls. I think the gymnists are ripe for bikini's as well and if the suit keeps creepin' have em wear thongs and put that to rest as well. Ratings would go through the roof, baby! Have to put that stuff on pay-per-view.

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You see tyhe cheer leaders they put on between sets of the ladies beach volleyball, that's hot!

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Haven't seen Misty May's ass yet but there's been a lot of women weightlifters on TV showing their snatch.

I look forward to seeing their clean and jerk technique tonight.....

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Yes, this women's beach volleyball thing is definitely the best spectating in the Olympics....those gymnasts are too freaky.

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Yes, this women's beach volleyball thing is definitely the best spectating in the Olympics....those gymnasts are too freaky.

OR 12

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Yes, this women's beach volleyball thing is definitely the best spectating in the Olympics....those gymnasts are too freaky.

OR 12

That too, and flat!

 

Did I mention that I liked the Misty May ass...what a handle too.

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Spoke with my brother in law this morning who is Kerri Walsh's uncle. He says that everyone is a little PO'd at Misty because she hasn't been taking care of herself or training much since her stomach injury and she has put on quite a bit of weight......says we should have seen her before. Must have been quite a site because the fat version ain't so bad! ;)

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i can all but guarantee that that picture is illegal... Have to be atleast 16 to be in the games... I think the photo's from 2000 oly, should be right by now! 

As far as I know, pretty much everywhere around the planet where nudie pics are legal at all, legal age for sex (16 in most such places) is not sufficient for nudie pics.

ie subject of nudie pics has to be 18+ at the time of the pic being taken or its kiddie porn.

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Tripp,

 

Was that last pic (in the pink) taken from the front or back?

 

Looks a little "stained" too!

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww......

If thats from the front, she put her fingers on backwards that morning. . .

Maybe those aren't HER fingers, eh?

 

Might explain the extra "essense".

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Tripp,

 

Was that last pic (in the pink) taken from the front or back?

 

Looks a little "stained" too!

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww......

dude....(or am I being presumptious)...have you ever even been with a woman?

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Tripp,

 

Was that last pic (in the pink) taken from the front or back?

 

Looks a little "stained" too!

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww......

dude....(or am I being presumptious)...have you ever even been with a woman?

 

 

Many more than I'll admit even in front of you reprobates :P

 

Love that cameltoe!

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Tripp,

 

Was that last pic (in the pink) taken from the front or back?

 

Looks a little "stained" too!

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww......

dude....(or am I being presumptious)...have you ever even been with a woman?

i haven't. what's it like?

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One of the star guys spent a whole week during the Star Worlds in Italy searching the internet after he heard of the site.

 

Do you recognise them?

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Tripp,

 

Was that last pic (in the pink) taken from the front or back?

 

Looks a little "stained" too!

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww......

dude....(or am I being presumptious)...have you ever even been with a woman?

i haven't. what's it like?

it's good. if you ever get the opportunity to, you should.

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Tripp,

 

Was that last pic (in the pink) taken from the front or back?

 

Looks a little "stained" too!

 

Eeeeeewwwwwww......

If thats from the front, she put her fingers on backwards that morning. . .

Maybe those aren't HER fingers, eh?

 

Might explain the extra "essense".

Will FDC please give a Tant rating on this one!

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Last night at a bar I caught some of a woman's volleyball event - US/Sweden I think.

 

I could watch a lot of that.

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Last night at a bar I caught some of a woman's volleyball event - US/Sweden I think.

 

I could watch a lot of that.

I watched the Cuba vs China match and heartily commend the shorts worn by the Cuban team!

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Anyone who says women's beach volleyball shouldn't be at the Olympics please come and see me so I can give you a smack. <_<

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There was lots of ass smackin' it was almost like watching lesbian porn. All they needed to do was take off their skimpy suits and start making out. Not only is there a lot of ass smackin' but I really enjoy how much Mistay's suit rides up...looks uncomfortable, but I like seeing more of her ass. Her partner's pretty hot too, just doesn't have a porn star name like Misty May.

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does anyone else notice how often misty gets her patted by her partner?

 

 

can't get enough of it

word

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I noticed that she came out on court holding hands with her partner. And yeah, I saw all that patting also.

 

Damn! That means we don't have a prayer.

Did you say FDC played V ball because of the patting action?

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Oh my...

 

capt.olyvbb11508241905.greece_olympics_beach_volleyball_olyvbb115.jpg

 

very nice...

 

r4252256605.jpg

Oh my is right....I thought I liked Misty until I saw that shot....a little cottage cheese there.

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No one has ever jumped on me like that......

Call FDC

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She's got kind of a big butt, but that's just more cushin for the pushin!

 

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull up tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

 

(LA face with Oakland booty)

Baby got back!

 

I like 'em round, and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*

Til the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}

If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back!

 

Baby got back!

Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'

to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

 

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

 

EVERYBODY!!

 

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, hun

 

 

You can do side bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that!

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

You ain't it, Miss Thing!

Give me a sista, I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round,

And you want a triple X throw down,

Dial 1-900-MIXALOT

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back!

 

(Little in the middle but she got much back)

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Oh yeah, you got to see this photo shoot.

 

http://www.iconuniversal.com/Sailing.html

 

Just keep on pressing 'continue'

That is amazing! How did you come across it and is there any more where that came from? Aye Carumba!

When I was in High School, (17 years old) I dated a 21 yr old exchange student from the Netherlands. This was my first real/multiple dating experience. She was super hot and I learned that she, (and I believe Netherland folks in general) do NOT have any problems w/nudity and she had no problems w/getting it on. Of course she had to go back after the program was over. I must say I was one fucked up teenager after that! It probably took me a year to understand that most of our american girls, (at least the ones you'd take home to mama back in the day) did not operate the same way, but I got past it and today I can look back w/a smile for Chantal.

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Oh my...

 

capt.olyvbb11508241905.greece_olympics_beach_volleyball_olyvbb115.jpg

Oh my is right....I thought I liked Misty until I saw that shot....a little cottage cheese there.

That cottage cheese would snap your neck faster then an East German on steriods..

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very nice...

 

r4252256605.jpg

Fuck I missed that and I missed the tongue action between the Greek sailors. I must be either watching a different Olympics or me lesbian action seeking radar is broke! <_<

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Oh my...

 

capt.olyvbb11508241905.greece_olympics_beach_volleyball_olyvbb115.jpg

Oh my is right....I thought I liked Misty until I saw that shot....a little cottage cheese there.

That cottage cheese would snap your neck faster then an East German on steriods..

F'ing hilarious,.....second time i've cracked up at work!!! :lol::D:lol::P

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There is a great head on flying beaver shot in the Daily News today. Same pic from Walsh's belly button point of view. Misty Muff jumping legs akimbo and leglocking Walsh.

 

Damn I 'm glad i started this thread!

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I would love to know what happened after the cerimony. It wasn't the slappin and huggin but did you see all the squeezin going on during the medal cerimony. I ususally start getting that way just around the end of the meal and it's time to start thinking about what to do next! ;)

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you are fantasy boys - read the LATIMES

 

 

For anyone who might still be doubting, May is getting married Nov. 13 in Orange County to Matt Treanor, a catcher in the Florida Marlins' system. May said proudly Tuesday that Walsh was one of her bridesmaids.

 

The bridesmaid's dress is a beautiful light pink, Walsh said. "I was so flattered she asked me," she said.

 

Go here to see pictures of the fellows of the Olympics!

 

OLYMPIC bulges

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