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We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

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three englishmen, zero sets of good teeth

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***Hey look, a press boat, what can I do to look manly and kickass? A gang sign? Nope I can't use my hands. A kiss? To french. How about a... ***

 

"Grrrrnnaaaaarrrrrr!"

 

***what the fuck was that?!?!***

 

Crewman: "Hey Chewbacca, Shut up and drive the fucking boat."

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We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

 

I am not paying you are 30 minutes late with the pizza!!! :lol:

later

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We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

 

Hey, where's my hiking strAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

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F - fuck

I - I'm

G - good

J - just

A - ask

M - me

 

Oh and fuck off newbie, I don't care what it rates, I'm wearing my new Puma gear while I dream of my J105

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Approaching the top mark in 1st place

 

Crew to Helm ....."Skip I now its not a good time but I lost the port jib sheet and we forgot to bring the kite"

 

Helm to Crew......"You f**king what............"

 

Helm starts to cry

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We have no idea who this big mouth is, but he looks angry, and doing it while looking the wrong way. Nice! Seemed a good candidate for a Caption Contest, so here we go. Prizes aplenty from the boys at Annapolis Performance Sailing. Have fun.

 

 

Fuck.....That stanchion is cold!!!! :o

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Guy in the middle is singing [or laughing], too.

 

Dudes, you're not on stage at Teatro La Scala in Milano.

 

My guess: they're in the cheap seats of the race, trying to entertain their bowman; however, he doesn't seem to be enjoying it!

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Who's yo Daddy!

 

(assuming he has port tacked the fleet at the start)

 

Middle Crew: "Jesus, there'll be no living with him after this."

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(Biiiiiig yawn from helmsman) "Everyone said this shit was meant to be more fun when the wind blows..." (yeah its a yawn, not a scream guys)

 

Aaaaargghhhhhh! I left the damn oven on!

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