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Moorings and Sunsail used to send a pilot boat out to the sea bouy to guide people back into Oyster Pond.. I bet they start doing that again. That place is tough to get in and out of on a calm day.

They were not doing that on Monday, but after the boat sank, they started sending pilots out for all the remaining boats coming in.

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Here is the Kiwi I was on. When Sea Devil was done, I got a ride on a Bene 35.? with 4 peopel from Annapolis. I hope it wasn't them.

 

th_HeinekenRegatta09070.jpg

 

 

Is it true you picked up another ride on a cruiser that eventually ended up sinking

on the reef? Tell me it ain't so

 

I'm afraid to drive home tonight.

 

 

Taking the family on a cruise ship this spring break?

 

Footlong was here!

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Here is the Kiwi I was on. When Sea Devil was done, I got a ride on a Bene 35.? with 4 peopel from Annapolis. I hope it wasn't them.

 

th_HeinekenRegatta09070.jpg

 

 

Is it true you picked up another ride on a cruiser that eventually ended up sinking

on the reef? Tell me it ain't so

 

I'm afraid to drive home tonight.

 

 

Taking the family on a cruise ship this spring break?

 

Footlong was here!

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I believe he was doing bow on that ship

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Here is the Kiwi I was on. When Sea Devil was done, I got a ride on a Bene 35.? with 4 peopel from Annapolis. I hope it wasn't them.

 

th_HeinekenRegatta09070.jpg

 

 

Is it true you picked up another ride on a cruiser that eventually ended up sinking

on the reef? Tell me it ain't so

 

I'm afraid to drive home tonight.

 

 

Taking the family on a cruise ship this spring break?

 

Footlong was here!

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I believe he was doing bow on that ship

 

 

Actually...he was judging a wet t-shirt contest when things went horribly wrong.

 

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The boat that sank outside of Oyster Pond was Anita- a Beneteau Oceanis 343. She capsized after being struck by a 15 ft. breaking wave, in the channel entrance to Oyster Pond. I was driving the boat at the time of the accident. It was the scariest experience of my life. Luckily, all the crew are safe. My only regret is that I did not follow my instinct, which was to not attempt that approach and make the Moorings come out and skipper their boat in themselves. I saw that the boat in front of me made it, and the Moorings told me to come on in, so I figured it wasn't as bad as it looked. Boy I was wrong.

 

On the bright side, everyone that we met after the accident (Moorings employees, sailors, airport personnel, flight attendants etc.) were unbelievably kind and helpful. I have never felt so helpless in all my life, and it was amazing that people really stepped up to help. Thank you to all of you out there. Your kind supportive words are greatly appreciated.

 

I look forward to sailing in the Caribbean again. However, I will certainly be steering clear of Oyster Pond.

 

For right now I will stick to my Laser, much easier to recover ;-)

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Oh, and to all of those who were expecting the newbie to show some anatomy... how about this boat bite.

 

Talk about a pain in the ass way to end a vacation !

 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/uploads//...36_33_89693.jpg

 

Glad you guys are OK. That bruise is brutal. I sailed with you guys Sat & Sun. I will send you some pics that I took tomorrow morning.

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Oh, and to all of those who were expecting the newbie to show some anatomy... how about this boat bite.

 

Talk about a pain in the ass way to end a vacation !

 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/uploads//...36_33_89693.jpg

 

nice bruise!!

 

Having taken quite a few boats in and out of there, if there are any seas at all, I'll radio the base and have them come out and take the boat in.

Glad you all got off the boat safely :)

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Windy and hot, maybe a cool on night. My boat lost it's rig the first day in about 27 knots, going upwind in big steep waves. Kiwi 35

 

Is this you? (sorry, just noticed Kiwi 35...so obviously it wasn't)

Friends of mine were on Onyx. (#90)

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oh dear....what a mess. Isn't the "bare--- boat" class a.k.a. the "wife beater" class?? I mean, all beer guts and no brains and no glory-- "honey, trim that goddam jib while you also get me a beer" and all that nonsense. For the life of me, don't know how some chicks put up with that crap.

 

"On the up side, he won't have problems getting room on the line or around marks after this one!"

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

Lasergirl - that is one hell of a bruise, how did you manage to do that?

 

Capsizing a Beneteau Oceanis 343 - a bit more force than a Laser! Honestly, I don't even remember the blow. I was focused on the fact that I was trapped under a turtled boat.

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We went kiteboarding out at Galleon on Sunday. On the drive back I passed Oyster Bay for the first time. I was amazed that the charter boats operated out of there. With the weather last weekend I was sure someone would eat it. Sorry it had to be you, lasergirl.

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

 

NICE!

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

 

NICE!

Crashtestdummies would still stick his dick in that I bet

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

 

Hopefully your pole-dancing skills will not be permanently affected. . . might want to hold off going to class for a few days 'til that bad boy heals up. . . .

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

 

NICE!

Crashtestdummies would still stick his dick in that I bet

 

I don't think so........not nearly big enough!

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

 

NICE!

Crashtestdummies would still stick his dick in that I bet

 

I don't think so........not nearly big enough!

 

 

The ass or the bruise?

(Big ouch to you girl, BTW.)

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

 

NICE!

Crashtestdummies would still stick his dick in that I bet

 

I don't think so........not nearly big enough!

 

 

The ass or the bruise?

(Big ouch to you girl, BTW.)

 

The ass. His personal record is an eight of a ton.

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

NICE!

Crashtestdummies would still stick his dick in that I bet

I don't think so........not nearly big enough!

The ass or the bruise?

(Big ouch to you girl, BTW.)

The ass. His personal record is an eight of a ton.

How much flour is needed for an ass that size?

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Hopefully your pole-dancing skills will not be permanently affected. . . might want to hold off going to class for a few days 'til that bad boy heals up. . . .

Pole dancing???? Lasergirl, is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1TerOxIqvk

 

No Sailor Joe, that is not me....

 

this is me- unfortunately not a great photo, but I will be sure to get better ones at my next performance....

 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/uploads//...36_34_15272.jpg

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Hopefully your pole-dancing skills will not be permanently affected. . . might want to hold off going to class for a few days 'til that bad boy heals up. . . .

Pole dancing???? Lasergirl, is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1TerOxIqvk

 

No Sailor Joe, that is not me....

 

this is me- unfortunately not a great photo, but I will be sure to get better ones at my next performance....

 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/uploads//...36_34_15272.jpg

 

 

 

Don't let those rude boys put you down Laser Girl--I was there last weekend--no way Espo or Squalmax would have tried to put that boat in there--they are just jealous--no one invited them to St Maarten.

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Hopefully your pole-dancing skills will not be permanently affected. . . might want to hold off going to class for a few days 'til that bad boy heals up. . . .

Pole dancing???? Lasergirl, is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1TerOxIqvk

 

No Sailor Joe, that is not me....

 

this is me- unfortunately not a great photo, but I will be sure to get better ones at my next performance....

 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/uploads//...36_34_15272.jpg

I was there last year and this year. I took a boat out of and into Oyster Pond last year. I wouldn't have wanted to try it this year. That's a tough entrance and this year with 3 days of big east winds and building swells, it had to be terrible.

 

 

Don't let those rude boys put you down Laser Girl--I was there last weekend--no way Espo or Squalmax would have tried to put that boat in there--they are just jealous--no one invited them to St Maarten.

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Hopefully your pole-dancing skills will not be permanently affected. . . might want to hold off going to class for a few days 'til that bad boy heals up. . . .

Pole dancing???? Lasergirl, is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1TerOxIqvk

 

No Sailor Joe, that is not me....

 

this is me- unfortunately not a great photo, but I will be sure to get better ones at my next performance....

 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/uploads//...36_34_15272.jpg

 

 

 

Don't let those rude boys put you down Laser Girl--I was there last weekend--no way Espo or Squalmax would have tried to put that boat in there--they are just jealous--no one invited them to St Maarten.

 

I'm not putting her down.......I think that's a nice ass, and if that's truly her in the picture she's hot too.

 

I merely stated she wasn't big enough for crashtest dummy! It's the truth!

 

You're right about me not trying to run that inlet into the pond.........too smart for that, and my self preservation instinct too strong!

 

Don't worry Pitman, next year we'll do Heineken on a real boat that sails with it's spinnaker up. :lol:

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I'm not putting her down.......I think that's a nice ass, and if that's truly her in the picture she's hot too.

 

Oh, that's her alright, and she is hot.....a damn good sailor.....and way cool to boot. And she has some serious pole dancing skills as well. B)

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Lasergirl - that is one hell of a bruise, how did you manage to do that?

 

 

Capsizing a Beneteau Oceanis 343 - a bit more force than a Laser! Honestly, I don't even remember the blow. I was focused on the fact that I was trapped under a turtled boat.

 

 

Bullshit. Thats a hickey!

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Lasergirl - that is one hell of a bruise, how did you manage to do that?

 

 

Capsizing a Beneteau Oceanis 343 - a bit more force than a Laser! Honestly, I don't even remember the blow. I was focused on the fact that I was trapped under a turtled boat.

 

 

Bullshit. Thats a hickey!

 

 

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I sent an edited version of my account to the ed, along with attachments of the front page article from the local paper- don't know what the Ed will do with it.

 

I was a great week on the boat with 3 lovely blondes in bikinis. Snorkeling the reef at Anguilla, great French food, and even a little 'business time'.

 

Right up until the boat sank.

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I sent an edited version of my account to the ed, along with attachments of the front page article from the local paper- don't know what the Ed will do with it.

 

I was a great week on the boat with 3 lovely blondes in bikinis. Snorkeling the reef at Anguilla, great French food, and even a little 'business time'.

 

Right up until the boat sank.

 

As long as we don't have to see your naked butt.

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The boat that sank outside of Oyster Pond was Anita- a Beneteau Oceanis 343. She capsized after being struck by a 15 ft. breaking wave, in the channel entrance to Oyster Pond. I was driving the boat at the time of the accident. It was the scariest experience of my life. Luckily, all the crew are safe. My only regret is that I did not follow my instinct, which was to not attempt that approach and make the Moorings come out and skipper their boat in themselves. I saw that the boat in front of me made it, and the Moorings told me to come on in, so I figured it wasn't as bad as it looked. Boy I was wrong.

 

On the bright side, everyone that we met after the accident (Moorings employees, sailors, airport personnel, flight attendants etc.) were unbelievably kind and helpful. I have never felt so helpless in all my life, and it was amazing that people really stepped up to help. Thank you to all of you out there. Your kind supportive words are greatly appreciated.

 

I look forward to sailing in the Caribbean again. However, I will certainly be steering clear of Oyster Pond.

 

For right now I will stick to my Laser, much easier to recover ;-)

 

 

I felt that same sort of lump in my throat as we arrived at the turn buoy Sunday late afternoon, called Moorings on the radio and were told that there was no one available to help us get in. We were on a 51.5, and I looked at the breaking swell, right at those red markers and thought 'No fucking way are we taking this boat in there'. The crew and I talked about strategy, then went way out, and rode a breaking swell in successfully only by getting right on the red markers, full throttle, and timing our entrance with the swell. Scared the shit out of me, to have a 50+ foot boat tossed around like that... Very ugly, but we did make it in... There was one moment when the helm went really light, and the boat started slipping sideways down, and luckily we were able to catch it. How do inexperienced 'family charters' deal with that situation??

 

It is totally amazing to me that with Philipsburg right around the corner, that Oyster Pond is the location to deliver these charters to and from. I mean, once you get inside the big rock, it is all good, but a real 'Stinky shorts' moment for all on our boat.

 

For a first timer at the Regatta and on that island, I do have to say it was a blast! There certainly were some teams that thought they were racing TP52's instead of fucking station wagons, and some that had no clue how to follow the rules, nor drive in swell that big. We learned lots about what to do, what not to do, and how to race in survival mode.

 

Really glad you guys were ok, it sucks that a nice weekend of racing ends up in such a messed up way..

 

Also note to self.. Don't even think of buying a used Moorings yacht that has been in the Heineken Regatta!

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

I was told to come out of my cave for this one. Ummm.

 

Tell him not to spank so hard next time.

 

Glad you're safe girl.

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So a buddy of mine asked if I know lasergirl. I wasn't sure, but when I recognized the door from Annapolis Overlook I was sure I know her!

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So a buddy of mine asked if I know lasergirl. I wasn't sure, but when I recognized the door from Annapolis Overlook I was sure I know her!

 

Quite the detective aren't you DMR. You could rival Nancy Drew!

 

I am not sure if I should be honored by the SCOTW status, but hey- every ass needs it's 15 minutes of fame.

 

The bruise is actually improving quite a lot. But don't hold your breath for an update ;)

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Here is the Kiwi I was on. When Sea Devil was done, I got a ride on a Bene 35.? with 4 peopel from Annapolis. I hope it wasn't them.

 

th_HeinekenRegatta09070.jpg

 

 

Is it true you picked up another ride on a cruiser that eventually ended up sinking

on the reef? Tell me it ain't so

 

I'm afraid to drive home tonight.

 

 

Taking the family on a cruise ship this spring break?

 

Footlong was here!

post-7863-1236799091_thumb.jpg

I believe he was doing bow on that ship

 

 

Actually...he was judging a wet t-shirt contest when things went horribly wrong.

 

post-7863-1236815493_thumb.jpg

 

 

Damn. Don't diss to hard on my fellow bowchicks. They're darn good at what we're supposed to do--- clean up the mess the idiots in fantasy land in the back of the bus when they don't know what to do next!!

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

 

NICE!

Crashtestdummies would still stick his dick in that I bet

 

I don't think so........not nearly big enough!

 

 

Oooohhh. Hmmm, me thinks the prodder is large enough to satisfy THAT booty. Such a yummy mummy (or babe-a-licious for that matter). More than two Coke cans length/ breadth good enough for laser-girl?? Guessing it may be "just enough" to get her wet and wild?? Couldn't IMAGINE what kind of appetite she has for FUN!!

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Hey Lasergirl, do you think your bruise makes your ass look fat?

 

Hey Sailor Joe,

 

No, I don't think so. In fact, I think it is sexy. It is painful though. If I manage to attract some guys that like sexy bruised sailor chicks, I will definitely need to be on top.... but then again, that is what I like anyway ;)

 

NICE!

Crashtestdummies would still stick his dick in that I bet

 

I don't think so........not nearly big enough!

 

 

Laser chick--- oops, forgot to tell you---- LOVE it because you need to be on top--- especially with a touch of Mc-Lube B)

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Oh, and to all of those who were expecting the newbie to show some anatomy... how about this boat bite.

 

Talk about a pain in the ass way to end a vacation !

 

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/uploads//...36_33_89693.jpg

 

Niiiice! Way to make an appearance on SA!

 

grow up toad.

 

Yo Bowchicks -- Your NOOB is showing.

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